#SXMNSMD BASICALLY WHAT IM SAYIN IS I CANNOT WATCH THE SHOW WITHOUT SQEALING <3 | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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Hi I’d like to order a bowl of Extra Spicy Fish Soup, please? With all the weird military/fish-mutant kinks you can think of, please, and hold the onions.

COMIN' RIGHT UP PARDNER *FLICKS HAT LIKE A COWABOYE*

NSFT, MINORS DNI!!

tw : guns!! and threats of violence??

THESE AREN'T REALLY HC'S SO MUCH AS,, A SCENARIO?? [IF ANYBODY WANTS SOME MORE GENERAL HC'S CHECK THESE] BUT,, I REALLY WANTED TO GIVE THIS SPECIFIC IDEA SOME TIME BECAUSE,,,,

GUN KINK GUN KINK GUN KINK GUN-

Listen this man so clearly has a gun kink it's,, insane.

To be fair anyone that into violence is,, gonna be into guns. It's simply inevitable

He definitely has A Couple Scenarios he likes <3

Something about,, having you tied up to a chair with the Single Light Dangling above you? Gently peeling away the blindfold, and seeing your pupils contract?

AKA Roleplaying as Hostage and Interrogator <333

He Always Gets This Look About Him. Like he’s in his element. There’s smth in his eyes that Visibly lights up when you look up at him <333

You can never Quite be sure if his pistol has a bullet in the chamber - he always promises there isn’t, but that doesn’t really register when he lifts it up and presses it to the center of your brow <333

the room is painfully quiet, so the Click of him flicking back the hammer is loud enough to hurt your ears

His voice is shockingly quiet? Not soft by any means, but very very low. Everything sounds like a snarl <3

OH YOU KNOW THAT ACCENT IS PICKING UP <3 he doesn’t even mean to do it - when he gets worked up, his voice just,, Does That.

yknow what? Glenn Deserves Talons. Glenn Deserves To Have Sharp Claws To Trail Down Your Cheek, While He 'Threatens' Your Life <3 I Think He Deserves To Have Those, Dammit.

The 'torture' mostly consists of some <33 lovely touches while you writhe in your seat. Dragging a claw down your trousers to shred the seam? <333

ANOTHER SCENARIO HE LOVES IS <333 lazily holding his gun to your temple while you shine his shoes

THOSE,, BIG OL ARMY BOOTS. STOMPERS. Positively massive. Whichever shoe isn't being polished is on your shoulder, bent knee.

Just,, leaned back all casual in the chair, staring down as you while he enjoys some whiskey? <3

Seeing your,, Big Eyes glancing nervously up at him every once and a while? <333 OHOHO

After a while he might just,, Hoist you to sit on his thigh <3

'You're drippin' like a stuck pig, darlin' <3' LOTS OF <33 THAT SWEET SOUTHERN CHARM. HE'S GOT OODLES TO SPARE.

CALL THIS MAN 'SIR' or ‘CORPORAL’ AND YOU'RE DONE FOR.

Listen he is Strong strong. Always has been, probably always will be smdnsd. He was helping on the family farm before he could remember - he's got strength to spare <3

MEANING YOUR ASS IS GETTING BENT <3 I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, YOU WILL NOT BE WALKING FOR QUITE A WHILE.

Also Awooga Those Chompers Are Sharp <333 expect at least a few marks on your shoulders. He could probably fit your whole throat in his maw with room to spare <3 LOVE BITES ARE FANTASTIC MEMORIES, EVEN IF THEY NEED STITCHES AFTER-

do you ever write smth so viciously horny you are consumed with shame? MSNDMSD GOODNIGHT DETROIT

#glenn dolphman #glenn dolphman x reader #*sighs as i add him to the list*#we have g.igi jr ab glenn and im actively resisting Myc and Brett smndsmd #SXMNSMD BASICALLY WHAT IM SAYIN IS I CANNOT WATCH THE SHOW WITHOUT SQEALING <3 #glenn is just Monsterfu.cking Plus #HE'S LIKE 99% OF THE WAY THEREEE #tw guns #i think mentally i picture him as bigger than he actually is?? BUT FUCK IT HE DESERVES TO BE MASSIVE. BIG STRONG DENSE SOUTHERN ARMY MAN.#hes a bit of a fixer upper <3 its ok we'll get him some therapy #nsft #minors dni #inside job

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