Someone, sometime ago, bought this brand new off the lot from a salesman in a suit with his hair slicked back.
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I was helping people at the beach, when suddenly a rusty car sent by an evil cable company was chasing me so they could monetize my good actions.
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saw your post about checking your spare tire last week and thought hm yeah i should do that, then never did
guess whose car is in the shop now because they blew a tire on the highway without a spare :)
anyway you were right, check your spare tires
oh nooooooooo
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Hello I am opening some FUN HEADSHOT COMMISSIONS!! £5 for a headshot in a funky fun style like these :0)
Shoot me a message if you’re interested 👢💥
***UPDATE!!***
I'm going to close these for a now, but thank you so much for everyone who got in touch!!! I'll be reaching out to you soon!!
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supernatural s1e5 bloody mary / true detective s1e1 the long bright dark
You believe in ghosts?
other supernatural & true detective parallels
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my whole family out there shaming me because there is some lichen and algea growing on my car
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