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hellomynameisghostface · 6 months

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I never understood why people hate on Amber and Richie's motive when it's far from the worst in the franchise, in my opinion. So here's a little rant of my opinions on all Ghostface motives. Billy Loomis: his motive literally makes no sense to me but because he's one of the original Ghostfaces, everyone puts him on a pedestal. He kills Maureen because she's sleeping with his father, Hank, causing his mother, Nancy, to leave them. Makes sense, he could have stopped there. Instead he targets Sidney for literally nothing. Just simply because she's the daughter of the woman who broke up his family. It would have made more sense to go after Sidney while Maureen was still alive to make her suffer before killing her. Therefore, making his motive one of the dumbest in the franchise for me.

Stu Macher: his motive is simple yet affective; he has none, or at least as far as we know. Most real life murderers probably don't have much of a motive either so while it's realistic it's not exactly the most creative motive but really, how creative can you really get? There's only so many reasons to want to kill someone especially when the main target is the same unproblematic person just trying to live her life in peace.

Mickey Altieri: I love Mickey but he has one of the dumbest motives in the franchise and no one says shit. He literally just wants to get caught and blame the movies. Nancy did the right thing shooting him.

Nancy Loomis: one of the better motives, as Nancy herself says, good old fashion revenge. It's the first time in the franchise that the motive is revenge (no, I don't count Billy's motive as revenge. Maybe when it came to Maureen but not Sidney) so it's a fresh motive in these movies.

Roman Bridger: another motive I particularly like. I think of his motive less revenge and more resentment. No motive is good enough to kill but his is one of the ones where you could understand how someone who's mentally unstable could snap. Being abandoned by your mother just for her to have another child she loves and cares for and then turns you away once you try to reunite with her? I'd be upset too. I mean...not enough to kill but you get my point.

Charlie Walker: another dumb motive that no one talks about. As a matter of fact, does he even have one? We know he's a "Stab" fanatic and a simp for Jill so what I get from this is he was easy to persuade because he was already a fan of the movies and a horny teenage boy. I don't think he could've given a fuck less if he got famous from it.

Jill Roberts: her motive is one of the best and aged like fine wine. In the world we live in today, some people would quite literally kill to be famous. I know some people have complaints about it but it's really not that farfetched, people are mad crazy these days and kill for the stupidest reasons.

Amber Freeman: like Charlie, I don't know if we really get a motive for Amber. Richie seems so much more passionate about the "Stab" movies and their killing spree becoming a movie then she does (he literally doesn't shut up about it and barely lets Amber give her motive or intentions.) What I got from watching the movie was that Amber was a fan of horror movies in general (she very clearly likes "Psycho," "Halloween" and "Friday The 13th") but she claims she's been obsessed ever since her parents bought Stu Macher's house, where the first murder spree took place, implying she didn't care as much before moving in. She also says her and Richie had similar ideas, not the same. I think her motive was more like Stu's and was to just kill for the fun of it. If her and Richie's motives were in fact the same, it's still a decent motive and original compared to the Ghostfaces before. If her motive was similar to Stu's, it's still a decent motive just unoriginal.

Richie Kirsch: his motive is a lot more crystal clear than Amber's. As I already mentioned above, he doesn't shut up about it. He hated the recent "Stab" movie and thought creating a new killing spree would provide new source material to make a better movie than the last. Considering how upset people in the "Scream" fandom got about this movie (and how other fandoms get with their respective franchises) just proves that his motive isn't that dumb. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if something like this happened in real life, especially when you take into consideration that these movies inspired real life murders already.

Jason Carvey: his motive wasn't great but it wasn't terrible. He was just another fanatic (which is repetitive of the last movie) wanting to continue "Richie's film" (fuck Amber, I guess...I hate how this movie down played her when she carried Richie) but since he was an opening kill, his motive probably wasn't meant to be all that great. Had he gotten further with his plan though, I wouldn't have hated it. PS: if you were expecting a Greg Bruckner paragraph, sorry but his bitch ass was killed before the plan was meant to be put into motion so therefore, he wasn't officially a Ghostface in my eyes. His motive would have been the same as Jason's anyway, as far as we know.

Wayne Bailey, Ethan Landry and Quinn Bailey: I'm going to include them all in one paragraph since their motives are all the same: good old fashion revenge. As Richie's father, brother and sister their only goal was to seek revenge on anyone who was involved in Richie's death. Nothing suggests that any of them had any additional motives. The motive itself is fine, I literally mentioned it was one of the better ones in my Nancy paragraph. The only problem I have with it is now it's become repetitive and unoriginal. It's basically just a knockoff of "Scream 2" with an extra killer. From my point of view, it's the only movie that straight up reuses a motive. To summarize: pansy ass mama's boy who's sad she abandoned him, psycho who was peer pressured, psycho who wants to get caught and taken to trial, mother seeking revenge, son who was abandoned by his mother and has resentment against his sister, simp horror fan, psycho who wants fame, horror fans who want a better installment in their favorite franchise, horror fans who want to continue the last Ghostfaces plans for a better installment in their favorite franchise and a family seeking revenge; notice how only one of these are almost exactly the same to another. (I guess Billy and Roman's could be categized as similar, being abandoned by their mothers, but they're different enough for me and Roman's motive was better and made more sense. Amber and Richie have the same or at least similar motive but because their partners in the same movie I'll allow it. Jason and Gregg's motive was meant to continue what Amber and Richie sought out to do but they were opening kills so their motive was kind of a throwaway and irrelevant anyway.)

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sw-33-ts-stuff · 1 year

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SPOILER WARNING!!!! If you haven’t seen the new movie yet.

Can I request a part 2 of MASTERMIND. With reader having to figure out who the new ghostface is to protect Tara and succeeding. Just some fluff and little angst happy ending. Oh and when they go into the room with all the past ghostface stuff nothing of readers is in there cause she covered her tracks. The new ghostface didn’t know she worked with Richie and when their dying she would tell them maybe with no one else hearing what she said idk. Sorry if this makes No since. I just had to ask love your writing it’s just <3

I hope you like it <3

3rd Person POV

They were back...again. And in New York Fucking City of all places. This wasn't like the others you could tell. The way these deaths were displayed, the motive, it's not the same. The killings aren't to develop a new movie this is something deeper. You looked around the room at the shrine of Ghostface's past.

Starting with Billy Loomis all the way down to Richie and Amber. It was almost impressive that someone was able to collect all the evidence without it making the news.

Cop? FBI?

The second thought made you glance at Kirby. Someone with a badge and/or access to one would be the only one able to get evidence from previous cases undetected.

It started with Jason, you knew he was a horror film fanatic he'd discussed his obsessions with Mindy from time to time even critiquing the previous Ghostface killers. You knew he had the potential to be the next serial killer but he hadn't lived long enough to tell the tale.

Nothing here could implicate you though. No phone record, clothing, any physical evidence connecting you to Richie and Amber meaning the killer didn't know who you were either.

You thought back to when Mindy did her usual "Who's the next Ghostface?" Speech making everyone question who they could trust.

"I don't wanna die a virgin!" Ethan, the oh so innocent roommate of Chad spoke up. You felt your eyes narrow as you had the same thought as Mindy. His "innocent" persona feeling too forced and he was new to the group. You glanced to Tara's roommate Quinn as well both of their presence in the lives of the Woodsboro survivors feeling a little too convenient.

"And Anika.." kisses blown to her girlfriend before she frowned. "Never trust the love interest."

You almost laughed aloud at the thought. No you and Tara were still yet to be official but your undying love for her was what started this.

And will finish it.

Your original plan of creating a cult dedicated to ending the life of Samantha Loomis long gone as you found the girl to be useful in keeping Tara safe. Now you just wanted to admit your feelings for the younger Carpenter and hope she felt the same.

It was at a Halloween party that you'd thought you'd finally made some progress she'd been touchy all night and even glared at some of the girls who would try to flirt with you.

But then she'd tried to go up to her room with some random guy and Chad was her knight in shining armor. You shook your head at yourself.

So not important right now.

You were still at a loss as one of your top suspects, Quinn was dead the picture sitting calmly on your phone the same time they had murdered Anika. You knew it wasn't Danny as he'd been nothing but protective to Sam. Mindy was nowhere to be found as she'd gone to the subway with Ethan. Gale was currently in the hospital after just surviving another encounter with Ghostface.

You continued to look around to find Tara and Chad gone. You walked towards the next room to find them kissing. Your skin burned as you looked away clenching your jaw before you heard a phone ring, Sam looking to Kirby in suspicion at whatever she was being told on the other end.

You go to leave when you find the doors are locked running back to warn the others when you find the room empty, Kirby on the ground.

You kneel by her and check her pulse. She coughs.

"It's Detective Bailey." Your head tilts to the side. Quinn's dad who claimed to want to avenge his daughter. That's one suspicion officially confirmed. It was a cop meaning Ghostface has a gun you opened up Kirby's jacket ripping the bullet proof vest from her and putting it on yourself. The former agent looking to you in surprise.

"Nice thinking kid." You nod as she hands you her gun. "Go get that son of a bitch."

You hear Tara's blood curdling scream followed by whimpers. You go towards the noise seeing Chad bleeding with multiple stab wounds not even bothering to look for a pulse as you survey the scene. You follow the noise and find Sam and Tara.

"I'm going to avenge my dead son! Do you know what's it like to lose your firstborn? You're going to pay for what you did! Everyone's going to think Samantha Loomis just did exactly as her father would've wanted and I'm going to complete what my son started."

"Too bad your son was a little bitch who let his girlfriend do all the dirty work." Sam smirked before Detective Bailey smacked her, next to him were Quinn and Ethan donning their costumes. You pulled down the ammunition chamber only finding two bullets in the gun. Cursing softly you slowly crept towards the trio.

If I shoot too soon they'll hurt Tara.

A crash from below caught everyone's attention. Bailey pushed his youngest son.

"Go see what that is." The boy jumped down from the balcony looking around as Quinn went to stab Sam who pushed their father and made him drop his gun.

Perfect.

You shot Quinn just as she raised her arm and Sam pushed Bailey over the railing.

"Y/N!" He'd grabbed Tara and pulled her over the ledge with him. You and Sam each had one of her arms to keep the younger sister from falling. Ethan had wrapped his arms around his dads legs and once he'd released Tara the two fell into a heap on the hard floor as you both got the smaller girl to safety. A gun shot rang through your ears as a sharp sting came from your arm. You groaned realizing the son of a bitch got his gun back and almost shot Tara.

You went to run downstairs her and her sister's hands gripping your forearm to keep you from leaving .

"Wait where are you going?"

"To kill the son of a bitch who shot me." Tara stopped you again. "No!"

Sam went back to the shrine room undetected as Ethan and his father began to taunt you.

"Tara let go." You spoke through clenched teeth.

"No! I don't wanna lose you too." You looked into the smaller girls brown eyes unable to see anything but her kissing Chad.

"You already did." Her grip loosened in confusion as you ran to Bailey.

The older man laughed as he cocked his gun shooting at your chest twice before his gun clicked. His son acting as a shield as you charged at them. A knife sank into your abdomen as you tackled the small boy to the ground a harsh yell next to you as another Ghostface grabbed Bailey and began stabbing him. You pulled the knife out and followed suit with Ethan before leaning in closer to his ear.

"It wasn't your brothers vision dumb ass it was mine." Ethan's eyes widened as he stared at the ceiling. "You know what he did wrong? He hurt Tara, he hurt what's mine." You spoke through gritted teeth as you heard his breath stutter.

You got up looking to find Sam nodding at you after taking off her fathers mask.

In a different time she would've been the perfect Ghostface.

"How did you-" you cut off Sam's question by lifting your shirt to show the vest you'd taken off Kirby.

Tara had caught up to the both of you as she looked to the bodies glancing at her sister and her costume. Her back was turned as a sudden yell rang out Ethan charging towards the Younger Carpenter only to be stopped by Kirby smashing his head with the same TV that killed Stu Macher.

"So we should get the fuck out of here yeah?" Tara and her sister laugh as you all begin to leave. The paramedic beginning to patch everyone up. Your shoulder was being wrapped in a sling when Tara walked up almost in the same situation.

"Guess we're twins, huh?" She laughed softly as you stared. She looked down before glancing at you through her eyelashes. "What did you mean "I already lost you"?"

"We got one more over here!" You both look to see a gurney rolling Chads body to an ambulance near by. You nodded your head towards him.

"Go see your boyfriend." She frowned at you moving reluctantly. Sam next to her as she did so, she had heard some of the conversation between you two.

"Glad you're ok Chad." She smiled placing a comforting hand on his shoulder as he squeezed it. He turned hopeful eyes to Tara who did the same as her sister. Him thinking nothing of it as his sister ran in holding her abdomen.

"GUYS! It's Ethan and he-" she looked around disappointed.

"Are you fucking serious?! I missed everything even the evil villain monologue?" The sister nodded as she looked to her twin. "Oh shit you don't look good are you ok?" They both went into the ambulance.

"So..?" Sam looked to her sister in silence. Tara just stared back.

"So what?" The older sister sighed.

"So where's Y/N?" Mindy laughed at her brother. The ever clueless oaf had no idea that you and Tara had a thing that wasn't a thing but kind of a thing. While Chad and Tara weren't dating it wasn't fun to sit around and watch them act as if they were.

"Probably trying to get over a certain someone by getting under someone else." Sam and Tara both looked to the twin wide eyed.

"What?" She shrugged. Sam shook her head laughing a bit as white hot jealousy flashed through Tara. Was that why you hadn't been around? You were seeing someone?

Chads hand squeezed Tara's shoulder. "You ok?" She told Chad she wanted to move slow, not sure if he was truly over Liv and avoid trauma bonding. She gave him a soft smile nodding as she went to stand up.

"Just need some fresh air." She went out to the bodega near her apartment and found you holding some chips, currently filling a giant cup. She approached slowly unsure of how you'd react.

"Hey." She said softly you turned to her surprised eyes scanning over her to make sure she was ok.

"Hey." You turned back to the counter putting the lid on your cup before grabbing some candy and going to the register.

"How've you been?" You nodded to the smaller girl.

"Good. You?" Inside she was screaming you both hated small talk yet here you were acting as if you were strangers.

"Good." You but the inside of your cheek already regretting your next question,

"And how's Sam? Mindy? Chad?" She nodded as you moved forward placing your items on the counter. The check out behind the counter suddenly very friendly.

"That'll be $5.73." You pulled out six dollars.

"I'm not worried about any change." The curly hair girl behind the counter smiled.

"You're all set then." She handed you the receipt fingers grazing your hand. As you both reached the door she yelled out.

"You forgot something!" Both you and Tara turned confused as she went up to you handing you another piece of paper. "My number."

Pink lips spread into a smile as she looked at you, you felt yourself flush a bit as you thanked the girl. Tara felt her jaw clench as you both left.

"Are you going to call her?" You looked at Tara as she glared down at the sidewalk, amused you chuckled.

"Maybe." She continued to glare at the sidewalk before her face softened when you offered her some candy. She didn't even noticed you'd picked up her favorite, jolly ranchers.

"I guess I'll see you around." You both stopped at the bus stop. She nodded tucking some hair behind her ear. She began her walk back home as you waited for the next bus to come.

Sam called her sister telling her she would be going out with Danny and Chad and Mindy planned on having some time to themselves.

Tara glanced back to Y/N as she hung up the phone. She ran up to the taller girl panting lightly and cursing herself when she realized she left her inhaler.

You looked at Tara unable to stop yourself from smiling as you dig into your pocket and pull out the spare inhaler you keep with you. She took a deep breath before looking at you in question.

"I always keep one on me …just in case. I have one in my pocket and one in my apartment." Big brown eyes stared into yours before grabbing the collar of your shirt and pulling you into a kiss. Your hands automatically finding her waist as hers went around your neck before they slid down and pulled you away from the bench.

Stunned you said nothing until you both passed the bodega again. The cashier from earlier looking with eyes narrowed as Tara dragged you with her.

"Where we going?" The small girl glanced at you smirking.

"My place."

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bauerfanstraten · 6 months

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I want to know how they made the demented Teletubbies

Like did they repurpose the body of a Lotso Huggin Bear for Nibbly? Does he smell like strawberries? Would make sense for a hungry god.

I love how the yellow one is Tinky but the purple one isn't Winky but Blinky. Yellow and purple are opposites on the color wheel, and complementary. As is orange and blue, and green and red, which probably explains why there's no red within the group since Wiggly is top dog. A certain shade of green opposites pink though, and that's the only reason I can come up with for mentioning these two gods in particular in the line "Nibbly wants his sacrifice and Wiggly wants his wrath."

Some other things:

So chastity is obviously associated with Grace Chasity, but another similar-sounding word is chastise, which mean to reprimand severely, and she also does a lot of that.

Max's name means "greatest," fitting with this God complex.

This takes place in modern day yet I'm surprised not one of the nerds is a true crime fanatic. I'm gonna use that for my NPMD AU fic for my fandom whenever I get around to writing it. I was having trouble with slotting the characters into their basic boxes because while the nerd, the popular character, and the jock are there, none of the other nerds are as desperately horny as Ruth or an otaku geek like Richie.

I think that's all.

#Starkid #NPMD #Nerdy Prudes Must Die #the Lords in Black #Grace Chasity #Max Jagerman #Pokotho #Bliklotep #T'Noy Karaxis #Nibblenephim #Wiggog Y'Wrath

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hattafan2593 · 1 year

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Buggy x Reader Fic Part 1

This is my first time doing this. This was actually based on an ask I sent to @count-alucard-tepes, but for whatever reason it got deleted.

So without further ado...

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You knew something was wrong when you saw Buggy's face. His fanatic crew had misinterpreted the tears on his face as tears of joy, but you knew better. And worse, his "partners" weren't even trying to hide their hostility.

You had only just wrapped up a long and tedious mission and was heading back to Kari Bari Island when you saw the poster for Cross Guild. At first you were in disbelief - you couldn't imagine someone like Crocodile or Mihawk willingly serving under your boyfriend. Then again, Buggy did have a way with words. Maybe he managed to sway them to his side somehow.

But as you looked up at the balcony as Buggy gave his speech, you immediately recognized that, once again, Buggy had gotten in over his head.

Oh Buggy, what have you gotten yourself into this time?

As you waited for him in his tent, you could hear him approaching, whimpering and muttering to himself. He didn't immediately notice someone in his tent, and when he did, he jumped back with a high-pitched scream, his head separating from his body.

"Wha...(Reader), is that you?! You almost gave me a freaking heart attack!"

His head zoomed into your personal space as he raved in indignation. You reached up and stroked his cheeks. "I missed you too, Buggy."

His faced flushed red as he pouted like a child, his anger snuffed out. Ordinarily, you'd find it adorable. But considering what you were about to talk about...

"I saw your speech. Cross Guild, huh?"

You saw Buggy's eyes shrink in fear, before he started to put on an act, one you saw right through. "Gyahahahahaha! So you saw that, did you? Of course, it's only natural that the likes of those two would want to team up with the great Buggy-sama! Admittedly, I was a little hesitant to take them on, but then I thought, 'eh, why not?' I'm sure those two have their-"

"Buggy."

Buggy stopped immediately at your tone, and his face fell. He knew that you knew he was bullshitting, you always saw right through him. As his lips started to tremble, you noticed that there were bruises underneath his make-up. Fairly recent ones. You reached out and gently ran your fingers through his hair.

"Oh sweetheart. What happened while I was gone?"

Buggy burst into tears, and buried his face into your chest, his body slumped to the ground on the other side of the tent. Through his sobs, he told you everything. His debt to Crocodile, his attempt to pay back that debt, his followers naming him the leader despite it being Crocodile's idea, the Government making him Emperor because of this, Crocodile and Mihawk's indignation and the brutal beatdown they gave him as a result, his crew turning on him-

"They what?" you snarled.

Honestly you weren't surprised Galdino sold him out. You never did trust that uppity creep, no matter what Buggy had told you. And as for the others, Alvida, Mohji, Cabaji, Richie...

The thing is, you did understand where they were coming from. It wasn't as though they'd be able to take Crocodile or Mihawk on in a fight. And if the roles were reversed, you knew Buggy would have done the same thing. But even so, Buggy had known these people for years, some long before he even met you. They sailed together, ate together, got drunk together. Did all of that mean so little to them? Did they have to be so callous?

But that was a thought for another day, and you had bigger problems to deal with. You gestured for Buggy to continue.

He told you that the two ex-warlords had decided to place him as a figurehead of the company while they ran things from behind the scenes, so that if things went south, they could leave him to take the blame.

Buggy's words were reduced to ineligible blubbering as you stroked his blue locks. Your boyfriend really did have the worst luck, didn't he?

You pulled his head away from your chest as you comforted him. "Listen Buggy. You've gotten yourself in tight spots before. And you always managed to get out of them. You'll get out of this one, too."

"B-b-but-"

You grabbed a handkerchief and started wiping the tears and snot from his face. "Seriously, you survived Impel Down. You survived Marineford. You survived Gold Roger! Compared to all that, this is nothing." You planted a soft kiss on his forehead. "It'll be okay."

You could tell that he had calmed down a bit as he reattached his head to his body. "Y-yeah. You're right. This is just a minor setback! Nothing can stop the great Buggy-sama! You'll see!"

He sat down on the bed next to you. "Anyway, why don't you tell me about your mission. Share all the flashy details!"

And you did exactly that.

Later that night, as Buggy snored peacefully next to you in bed, you sat upright, quietly seething.

Those two motherfuckers thought they could get away with using your boyfriend as a punching bag, all for something that wasn't even his fault, and making him their scapegoat?

Oh, no. Oh hell no! Absolutely not!

As quietly as you could, you slipped out of bed and out of the tent.

It was time to call in some favors.

To be continued...

#hattafan2593 #one piece #buggy the clown #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #cross guild #reader insert #gender neutral reader #buggy x reader #spoilers for chapter 1058 #buggy pirates #second person pov

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eretzyisrael · 4 months

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by Phyllis Chesler

Just last week, pro-Palestinian Arab demonstrators tried to stop Congressmen Richie Torres and Mike Lawler, from speaking about Israeli-Arab peace through the Abraham Accords at the 92nd St Y in New York City.

Approximately twenty to twenty five protestors stood up in waves, one after the other, yelling out "Free Palestine" and "Genocide is not peace." It took about twenty minutes to clear the room. The assembled audience booed them and eventually started yelling "Get them out" and "Yeah, free Palestine from Hamas."

Torres sat on the platform entirely unfazed. Afterwards, he tweeted: "No amount of Astroturf Anti-Israel agitation is going to bully me into supporting a ceasefire that perpetuates the genocidal terrorism of Hamas. I refuse to be intimidated by a fanatical fringe that represents no one and nothing but itself."

This demonstrating-in-waves is hardly original. It is an Islamist/Marxist tactic long in use.

For example, in 2008, female students, members of the Muslim Student Association (a creation of the Muslim Brotherhood), chose to interrupt my friend and colleague Nonie Darwish's lecture about eight Iranian women who were facing execution and about Sharia law. Each hijabbed student sat at the end of each row, cleared their throats rather loudly, and then proceeded to leave, one after the other, for the bathroom. Their interruptions continued as Nonie spoke.

In 2010, ten Muslim students interrupted Israeli Ambassador Michael Oren's lecture at the University of California's Irvine campus. They continued to heckle and shout him down. "Michael Oren, propagating murder is not an expression of free speech" and "Sir, you are an accomplice to genocide." Amazingly, the students were charged, found guilty and sentenced to three years of probation, 56 hours of community service and fines.

For the last twenty years in America outside lecturers, professors, and students have been bullied, cancelled, and shut down all across America. Loud mobs have harassed politicians at their homes, on the street, and while dining out with their families.

These anti-Israel demonstrators have also disrupted High Culture.

In October of this year, at least 1,000 pro-Palestinian Arab hordes demonstrated outside the Opera House in Sydney, Australia. The government had illuminated the House in the colors of the Israeli flag following Hamas's 10/7 brutal terrorist massacre against Israeli civilians.

More recently, at the end of November, climate (!) demonstrators managed to interrupt and delay the performance of Wagner's Tanhauser at New York City's Metropolitan Opera House for one hour. In tried and true Alinsky/Marxist/Black Lives Matter/Antifa/Islamist form, the protesters sat in different parts of the audience and then, one by one, they stood, screamed, dropped banners over the balconies, resisted being escorted out.

Makes sense. Environmentalist poster child Greta Thunberg has moved on from saving the planet to "doubling down on (her) anti-Israel stance, accusing it of "genocide" in Gaza. She has taken to chanting "crush Zionism" at rallies.

I guess all those who need attention go where the action is.

Such demonstrations, delays, and interruptions are precisely what I'm talking about when I say that a Red/Green alliance is trying to destroy Western culture and civilization.

Right now, we are living through near-constant demonstrations replete with drums, megaphones, and loud and aggressive marchers; they are shutting speakers down, blocking the entrances to trains, obstructing traffic by blocking roads and bridges all over North America.

Slowly, surely, our sense of safety in public spaces is being eroded.

These "smaller" but almost continuous interruptions have begun to unravel our democratic rights to free speech, lawful assembly, civil society, and street safety. This is what I mean when I write that Islamists/Marxists are destroying Western culture and our civilization.

They must be stopped

#islamists #greta thunberg #western culture #zionism #muslims

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izzyspussy · 8 months

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rewriting this post that was originally some asks, so that it's in order and easier to read!

when richie and eddie buy a house together and then eddie starts fixing up a vintage car in the garage, all the car dudes in the neighborhood flock to him and try to make friends with them. at first he tolerates them out of a sense of manners and not wanting to make the neighbors hate them before richie has a chance to make his own friends, but eventually they grow on him.

he's still standoffish and gruff and it's weird between them because they're all the Typical car dude and eddie's… not. his favorite color is pink and he listens exclusively to 90s girl rock and he's into clean eating etc. but he's the Supreme when it comes to cars, and he's tough and funny and matter of fact, so they all have to admire and like him anyway.

meanwhile, all of their wives are hanging out with richie inside and having similar Gender Clash because they have in common that they do not know or care anything about cars or, like, manual labor of ANY kind. but again they are all Typical suburban wives whereas richie is scruffy and dresses like a dyke and drinks whiskey and makes dick jokes. but he's also sweet and romantic and loves kids and animals (and has very good looking arms), so again they all admire and like him & have this strange genuine friendship.

@thecrimsondandelion said:

okay so sorry i didn’t realise more was coming and i answered the first one!! sorry about that, some of it might be repeated. but yes! i love this like the car dudes would think that Richie is the car fanatic. bc Eddie dresses in higher-end fashion, keeps his nails immaculate, they’ve heard him blast “Because We Want To” by Billie Piper from the garden when he’s going for a swim. they see Eddie during his run and he’s wearing almost too short shorts and a Spice Girls t-shirt and like yeah, the guys come up to Richie at first like “what make is she” again i know nothing about cars and Richie’s like “huh? idk red, old, the roof comes down too which is neato-burrito, but you’ll have to ask my Eddie if you want the details.” Eddie’s extremely guarded, and he actually takes great pleasure when the guys notice the scar on his cheek and look a little shocked by it. and he thinks about saying it was an accident while working on a car, “oh, i was stabbed. but you should see the other guy.” and gives them a sly smile. and they have no idea whether or not to take that seriously, he and Richie seem to have a wacky sense of humour Eddie will hear them driving, and then later on pull them aside and say something sounded off. It’s hard not to be super fucking impressed by him Eddie isn’t mean, he has a wall up, and acts a little more stoic in front of those guys. so it’s surprising to them when Richie comes out and kisses him on his scarred cheek or temple and Eddie lights up, looking all sweet and soft on Richie. the way he grins and spews out a string of insults when Richie slaps his ass, like he’s so incredibly fond. tells his bf so sincerely and fiercely that he loves him they’ll come over at like 2pm drinking beer, and Eddie’s 1. judging them for drinking Bud Light and 2. judging them over his protein shake about drinking at 2pm like, maybe they see Eddie fracture/break his wrist while working on the car, and they’re panicking. but fuck, Eddie’s broken his arm, been stabbed in the face, skewered by an alien claw. this is fucking nothing. The guys are fucking losing it, and Eddie’s sighing, wincing a little, and calming shouting on Richie to drive him to the ER, but at least Richie panics a little they have a newfound respect for him after that ———— the more i think about it the more i love the thought of Richie hanging out with the neighbourhood wives. He’s crude, big, loud. they shouldn’t like him, he’s definitely not what they’re used to in their little circle but Richie gives them celebrity gossip, they watch Greys Anatomy together when the guys are doing Car Shit. He brings back autographs from their kids favourite celebrities if he meets them and omg, when they find out one of his best friends is Thee Beverly Marsh, designer extraordinaire, they lose it (and also wonder why she ever lets Richie walk around looking like a Muppet) they’d honestly not know who to think is more handsome. Eddie has a very lean and built body, he dresses so well, polite and kind to them. but then Richie is big dad bod, huge arms, charming. and they’re both so sweet and loving to each other, even when they bicker they’ll peek into their garden and see the two of them cramped together in a hammock napping, or trying to push the other out. or see Richie come home from a tour with a huge bouquet of flowers, beaming grin plastered on his face like he’s never been happier in his entire life honestly, it’s Richie that the car guys end up not quite getting, they used to get him when he told his Shitty Unoriginal Jokes before his public breakdown/coming out. He’ll rush into the garage and rattle off some impressions, make an incredibly crude dick/sex joke (which they just struggle to get used to) they call Richie ‘a little weird’ and Eddie fucking glares at them, and if looks could kill they’d be done for. Yet Eddie will call Richie a gangly asshole, muppet looking mother fucker (‘oh you best believe i’m a mother fucker, Spaghetti’) but Richie loves making the car dudes feel a little weirded out by him

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okay several more headcanons came to me while reading this god bless

1. richie only ever calls eddie “eddie my love” to other people. this started in childhood, with his own parents, because of the song. it’s was genuinely just an in joke with his parents while talking about his friends. and he might have brought the joke into the group too, but before he got around to it he Realized and he would get way too anxious that eddie would Know. he slips up with bill without noticing until later. at the time bill notices and doesn’t Assume Things because he just kind of figures whatever that’s about he probably just doesn’t get it. richie slips up with stan, who knows the song, so that’s fine. ofc later stan notices that richie never says it in front of eddie and realizes that it’s not as much of a joke reference as richie might have them believe. by the time ben and bev and mike come around it’s habit to say eddie my love casually when Eddie’s not around. for the longest time, eddie has no idea that richie calls him that. it’s not a momentous reveal, no confession, and eddie just thinks “that’s so romantic I hate/love it and I want it to stay”. so it’s like this unspoken thing that eddie just kind of has the privilege to know that any time richie has to represent him to someone else he has to include that he’s loved as being as important and as much a part of who he is as his name.

the car dudes and their wives know eddie, through richie, as “eddie my love” because richie casually and naturally refers to him that way so often.

2a. the car dudes and the wives both do that gendered-group thing where they complain about the ‘other’ gender, and in this case ofc the spouses. the wives, as can often happen with straight women and gay men, forget that richie is not One Of Them. so they’ll start in on like, smh husbands don’t know how to clean. and they’ll look to richie to be like so true my husband also doesn’t know how to clean. but he has to beak it to them gently that eddie does know how to clean and he doesn’t do any of that. and the wives are like oh my god… richie is a husband…

2b. richie is not always a husband though, sometimes he is a wife. he converses like a wife, when permitted. he has whisky or beer instead of wine, and he manspreads, and swears a little more than these good Christian ladies are used to, but otherwise it’s the same. the quibbling, the tangents, the nonsensical idioms, the folk traditions removed from all context, live laugh love.

there eventually is at least one bisexual car dude and one bisexual wife, who both after a few rounds of “smh husbands/wives [x]” and richie/eddie seemingly not having that problem, say “gosh i wish i could be gay and not have problems”.

and when eddie hears this from bisexual car dude his reaction is basically “lmao you’re stupid and also maybe bisexual. look into it.”

but when richie hears this from bisexual wife he girl friend talks her. “I totally understand, no stacey that does make sense, ofc you’re totally right but You Know Men and their little baby man feelings” etc and is giving her that bullshit dinner-at-olive-garden version of relationship advice along with the other wives.

HOWEVER eddie happens to be inside getting himself another canned strawberry margarita at this moment and HE says “honey no if your husband is making you feel like you need to become a lesbian you tell him. you TELL him that if he doesn’t shape up you’re gonna become a fucking lesbian. which one is he. I’ll tell him myself.”

because Eddie’s gender is in fact not ever husband OR wife. Eddie’s gender is bitch.

3. eddie likes to leverage his Supremacy and lord or over the other car dudes. he has the coolest car, he has the best tools, he has the sharpest skills, he has this dope ass garage, and if you wanna bask in this glory you better kiss my fender baby.

so the car dude with the least amount of situational awareness and/or self preservation instincts says something unflattering about richie. he doesn’t necessarily mean it as an insult per se. it’s like when a person tries to jokingly bust your balls but you don’t actually know them well enough yet, with a side helping of this guy is not planning to ever know richie that well. he just thinks he can do that because eddie does that. but eddie does the banter thing with richie, never behind his back. so honestly it’s like a double miss, because oblivious car dude has overstepped a boundary and attempted to presumptively include eddie in behavior that eddie doesn’t approve of.

so, you know, say it’s something like “wow that guy is pretty weird huh”

and Eddie’s like “your fucking attitude in my fucking garage is pretty weird, jeffrey”

and so jeff (as eddie knows perfectly well he prefers to be called) has to say whatever car dude speak is for “I’m sorry your majesty please don’t banish me”

4. Eddie’s face literally every time richie shows himself in the garage even if it’s just for ten seconds: don’t u wish ur girlfriend was hot like mine

5. richie is very nervous around the car dudes actually, big gay fear, until eddie has wife talk with him about them. “smh tom doesn’t even know how to drive clutch”/“…and then greg told tonya’s mother, he said to her-” etc. at which point they simply become boy wives.

several of the other losers are also nervous about the car dudes, and are a little thrown that richie seems as comfortable with them as with women. they’re like so… the car dudes… and he’s like oh, those are just Eddie’s girl friends :)

6. richie bawls his fucking eyes out at romantic tragedies. one time the wives make the mistake of putting on like titanic or whatever toward the end of the play date. it gets dark before the movie is finished but none of them notice and don’t turn the lights on.

eventually the car dudes are like hmm it’s about dinner time we should go home probably. and they come in to the house only to be caught in the eerie stare of several pillow clutching mascara teared raccoons crying together in the dark.

the two groups stare at each other for a moment and then eddie says “so I was thinking of modding-” and the dudes just turn around and go right back into the garage

(this is one of the only times that eddie feels like A Man, in alignment with how these men in particular are men, because clearly this is some kind of Women’s Ritual that he will never understand)

#jack facts #jack chats #it #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #reddie #hc

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People are very weirdly obsessed with Stab and everything surrounding it in the scream universe, so what if: There are forums online. (It's canon. We know that it's how Amber met Richie.) Some are less about the movies and more about the real-life events behind them. Tara is the first "opening kill" that survived, so there's a particular interest in her as a person. She's the exception. The anomaly. She shouldn't have survived, but she did. Maybe some religious fanatics say that she's chosen by god or something. It's kind of like a cult. Very weird. Very creepy. There's a thing going on to prove that the attacks are real and that Tara really is THE CHOSEN ONE. So people want pictures of her scars. They're willing to pay a lot of money for it. There are, like, two people on Tara's campus who constantly pester her. They try to convince her to let them take a few pictures of her body. They'd even give her a percentage of the money, they say. They get creepier and more intrusive every time. Tara is sooo creeped out by the whole thing. She doesn't tell Sam about it, though. She's almost certain that Sam would kill them instantly if she found out about it.

This is how we can have Ghostface vs Ghostface.

Cult of people who think Tara is some sort of chosen one for surviving, like she's some sort of ultimate final girl vs cult of people who think Sam is guilty but worship her, thinking she's some sort of ultimate Ghostface. They want Sam and Tara to have some sort of showdown, they accidentally - both groups working separately - try to orchestrate it, but the end result is the two of them stumbling across each other where they've been led, confused and obviously not going to fight. It instigates a bloodbath between the two groups and the girls don't even have to do anything, their 'enemies' take themselves out.

God, do you think Tara would ever be tempted? Like, she sees Sam working two shitty jobs, she's exhausted all the time, and now they're down a roommate and they need the money. Sam won't let her get a job, she just tells her to focus on her studies, and that it's not safe anyway. But Tara sees the way everything is weighing on Sam, and someone makes her an offer she can't refuse, sends her half up front, the other half when she sends a picture of her scars. And I mean, it's' not like they're getting off to it, right? It's not that weird, it's just... obsessed movie fans... it's not any weirder than make-up artists looking at pictures of real wounds, right? She tries to justify it to herself. She's uncomfortable, but it's for Sam, she's doing this for Sam. It's the least she can do, after everything Sam has done for her.

#/mp #ask box #Scream #Sam Carpenter #Tara Carpenter #scream concept #-after 6

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hello there, come sit by the campfire after you tie up your horse. welcome to the wild west, the pacific north wild west!! its getting dark, i implore you, come, sit! the stars are clear and the moon glows brighter than youve ever seen before. i pour you a bowl of campfire stew as we look at the sky. you notice a leather bound book illuminated by the fire. it appears to be a list of my interests!

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name ; richie or elijah to you, rich or eli to some, pardner to all :-)

age ; 15

location ; im native to the good ol’ pnw, specifically washington!

identity ; why, im a transsexual [he/him] queer man! no funny business, im taken by a lovely cowboy who’s off collecting firewood! [ @bohemiantranssexual ]

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hobbies —

the outdoors ; i love nothing more than being out in the woods, looking at beetles, plants, trees, creatures, fish, the stars, and engaging in light bushcraft and foraging. swimming and hiking are also enjoyable! this cowboy LOVES the wilds.

art ; painting is such a fanatical hobby of mine! i use watercolour primarily :-) however, i also use coloured pencils! i enjoy drawing myself, characters from musicals, wild flora and fauna, and kitties!

music ; i act and sing in shows throughout my hometown. im a singer and i love to sing all genres! one of my special interests! i play a mean harmonica, also [joking]

gaming ; i love to play games! im a pc [steam] truther although lately ive been playing with a controller! i play red dead redemption online, stardew valley, astroneer, and a handful of other games! :3

french ; i am a amateur french speaker! i cant take a class so im learning mostly online. my french sideblog is [ @cosmologie-francais ]

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thank you for stopping by my campsite, pardner! i must encourage you to come on by again! i think ill retire to my tent. maybe ill see you on the frontier again one day, cowboy!

#the cowboy speaks #<- my og posts #the leather book #<- my art tag

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2023 MusicCon Collectibles Extravaganza Wrap-Up

Over the years I’ve been lucky enough to cover the Northeast Comic Con (read my coverage here), a fun cool convention for lovers of comics, pop culture, and collectibles. This past March, I attended the Spring edition of NECC. Over the weekend of June 30-July 2, the folks who do the NECC held the 2023 MusicCon Collectibles Extravaganza, a big celebration of music and collectibles (two of my favorite things!).

Here is my lightning round of guests I got to speak with at this year’s con:

Micky Dolenz talking to some fans

The big guest this year was Micky Dolenz of The Monkees. I’ve always loved both the music and the TV show of The Monkees and Micky is now the last Monkee standing after the passing of Davy Jones, Peter Tork and Michael Nesmith. Fans of The Monkees are fanatical and it’s no surprise that he had fans who came from all over, waited in long lines, for pictures and autographs or photo ops with the Monkee Mobile. Sadly I didn’t get to talk to him. Maybe next time!

Not really a musician, but actor Butch Patrick fit right in at this convention thanks to the Munster vehicles including the Dragula that were on display at this convention. He has acted in a ton of things, but he will forever be known as Eddie Munster on TV’s The Munsters. I asked him about Ben Stiller’s impression he did of Eddie Munster on SNL and The Ben Stiller Show. “I never talked to Ben about it, but I met him briefly at the TV Land Awards, just in passing, but we never had a conversation about it.” Very cool that he had a great sense of humor about it!

Actor/musician Chasen Hampton is no stranger to pop culture, he was in the Mickey Mouse Club from 1989-1992 (Keri Russell was one of his fellow Mouseketeers), a member of the 90s pop group The Party and has appeared in numerous movies and TV shows. In 1997 he appeared the season 1 episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer “The Puppet Show”. He said of that episode “It was awesome! When I auditioned, what I had over most people is that I could juggle and they were doing a talent show episode, so they needed people with weird side talents as well. But I was really into special effects makeup as a kid and getting to hang out with the cast and the makeup department was awesome”.

Singer/actress Cherie Currie is a music legend. She was the singer for The Runaways from 1975-1977, as well as an accomplished solo artist, and she has also acted a ton notably in the 1980 film Foxes. I asked her what it’s like for her to know that “Cherry Bomb” is still appearing in numerous movie and TV soundtracks (Guardians of the Galaxy and Dazed and Confused to name a few) and pop culture as a whole and to know the music she made in the mid-70s is still having a lasting influence? “It’s so great to be recognized for doing something in this business. It really felt like it was all for naught for a very long time. So to now see that song become so iconic and appear in so many movies and TV shows continues to be such a gift. Very grateful!” In addition to music, she also is an accomplished chainsaw artist as well!

Drummer Richie Ramone has a massive fanbase, mainly because he was the drummer for The Ramones from 1983 to 1987. He has also done some solo albums, appeared in movies (including last year’s Friday the 13th Vengeance sequel) and written some memoirs as well. That mid-80s era was a very strong one for The Ramones. I asked if he had a favorite album? “Well, Too Tough to Die brought the band back to where they were originally. Animal Boy I love because ‘Somebody Put Something in my Drink’ [written by Richie] lead off the record”. Full disclosure: prior to this convention I had been in touch with Mr. Ramone about a potential project. While it didn’t work out, he was super-nice and supportive and he remembered me when I stopped by his booth. Very cool guy!

Michael Des Barres is like the 6-degrees to so much pop culture I love: he replaced Robert Palmer in the supergroup The Power Station for their 1985 tour (that’s him performing with them at Live Aid and in that episode of Miami Vice), he co-wrote Animotion’s “Obsession”, hosts a radio show on Little Steven’s Underground Garage, and acted in a ton of movies and TV shows (notably David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive and “The Smelly Car” episode of Seinfeld among many others). I asked him about the 1988 episode of Alf in which he played the older boyfriend of Lynn? “Well, working with a sock was very different. Suddenly this sock became Sir Laurence Olivier. It’s very hard to work with a puppet, but I found it so hilarious because at that time I was doing so many sitcoms, but I never thought I’d end up literally with a glove [laughs]. But it was a lovely lovely time and I had a great time doing it. I became very friendly with the puppeteer, which is a science in and of itself. The thing with acting and music is it brings you joy, so if you enjoy it, the people watching will enjoy it too.”

me with Mr. Sam J. Jones

When I went up to the booth of NFL-player-turned-actor Sam J. Jones, known for the title character in the cult film Flash Gordon, I reminded him that he and I actually worked on a movie together, Ted 2. Jones played himself in the first Ted and he returned for the sequel, which I worked on in the location dept. in Boston and the production office in NYC. He immediately lit up, shook my hand and wanted to take a picture. Very cool actor!

Mach Bell Experience performing live

Cowboy Mach Bell was the singer for Joe Perry Project from 1982-1984. I talked to him at the 2022 Collector’s Extravaganza. This year in addition to a booth and speaking on a panel, his band Mach Bell Experience performed a ton of his hits. Thrilled to see him still rocking after some health issues last year.

Speaking of Joe Perry and Aerosmith, the Aerosmith Collectors Archive had an exhibit of their collection on display as well. For a lifelong Aerosmith fan like me, I dug looking over their memorabilia, some of which I was quite impressed with. They are an online museum, but in the last few years, they have had exhibits in Sunapee, NH for Aerosmith Day celebrations. I would love to see this become a brick-and-mortar museum one day!

Oh and did I mentioned there were loads of famous cars on display:

The Monkee Mobile

Munster Mobiles

and best of all, the BTTF delorean!

For info on MusicCons and other NECC events: https://necomiccons.com/

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Sillyfun valley start up

playing a timeless Tipper glitch-hop/drum and bass set. (Spirit Stage) Righteous Rainbows opened the Spirit Stage for its second night and for none other than legendary Tipper, all the way from the U.K. Saturday: (Tall Tree Stage) Primitive to kick off the electronic acts for Saturday, hip hop from Degree One, a funky dance party from Murge, and last but not least, the infamous Smalltown DJs laid down some serious high energy beats. (Spirit Tree Stage) Laggards opened the Spirit Stage with some solid bassy goodness, then Philthkids got the crowds seriously moving their feet to some off-the-hook juke/footwork, followed by some diverse bass-heavy beats from BC favourite, Mat the Alien, and some funky fun from DJ Trevor to close the tent for the night. (Valley Stage) Pigeon Hole kept the party rolling along in between bands, and Ski Tour closed the Valley Stage with a bang for the evening. Afterward, Mykee laid down some house music vibes, WMNStudies brought their funky favor to the line-up, ruckus rebel rousers Wood N Soo continued rocking the party, and old school BC legend, Vinyl Richie, brought it all home with his signature style. And judging by the multitude of laughs and smiles that strew about the festival grounds over the next three days, it was worth it.Īlthough Tall Tree showcases a multitude of musical talent both nationally and internationally, here’s your review of the weekend’s electronic music acts.įriday: (Tall Tree Stage) Neon Steve kicked it off with a high energy, genre blending set to get the crowds going. Lining up at the base of the mountain on Friday afternoon, vehicles overflowing with outdoor festival gear, this motley crew eagerly awaited what the weekend had in store. PORT RENFREW - Another year, another successful Tall Tree Music Festival! Situated on the side of a mountain located in Port Renfrew on Vancouver Island, a mass of music fanatics and festival addicts gathered together in animal suits of all kinds for another round of music and good old-fashioned, ridiculously silly fun.

#Sillyfun valley start up

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mymanreedus · 2 years

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“At the end of the day, she sees Pope, who was her father figure, hurting the ones that she's been trying to protect for so long. She has to stand up to it. She can't let it continue My father was a whole lot like Pope and it's funny how life mirrors art, and art mirrors life. Playing this character and working with Richie, who is opposite of Pope, it was a really healing and cathartic experience for me because there were many times in my life where I wish I could have retaliated against, what I felt, was injustice in my home.

“Filming that night, it was a full moon eclipse. I'm an astrologer on the side and it was very potent eclipse, really about letting go of past patterns, past traumas, past pain and resentment and anger. Literally my experience was, in some ways, that thing that I battled against, which was... this sort of tyrant and abusive person who was also religiously fanatical. I literally had the opportunity to kill that in a way. All the pain really wasn't so much about who my father was, or even Pope, was at the time. It was the courage that it takes to stand up to something like that and not many people do it. It's an incredibly difficult thing to do. It was a very meta moment for me.

“My relationship with Ritchie was just so beautiful, so tight. He really understood what it was. It was like this weird emancipation moment. We have these choices in life where you take a stand or you stay silent and things stay the way that they are.”

Lynn Collins, Insider

#The Walking Dead #s11e8 #lynn collins #leah #pope

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who: Ethan

what: fluff

when: day time

where: Tiny hole in the wall record store

why: The band is stuck in New York for a couple days because of flights being a bitch. So they go exploring and find a sign that takes them down an alley to the store. The lady at the counter is there and Ethan finds a Muse.

"It smells like old people."

"I think that's a good thing, means it's authentic."

"Guys, don't be rude," Ethan scolds. All four of them traipsing through Hell's Kitchen was a sight, but what better way to kill time. An epic storm in the middle of the Atlantic had delayed their flights. Victoria dragged Thomas over to the Joni Mitchell records. Damiano was flipping through the many glam rock live albums, some of which were actually made in the 80s. Ethan perused the isles, people watching just as much as record shopping.

Various characters moseyed around the store. An old man with a rat-sized dog that also resembled a rat and a couple of people in giant coats the reeked of mildew There was a group of high schoolers who were obviously trying on the hipster identity, chattering excitedly. Of course there was some vintage record fanatic with his glasses down to the tip of his nose, squinting and gaffing at rough edges.

Ethan wasn't planning on buying anything and lugging it to the other side of the world until he saw the Deep Purple records. He flipped through the discography at record speed, in search of their Made in Japan live album.

"Ian Paice rules," said a voice next to him.

"Yeah he's one of my idols." Ethan didn't look up when he spoke, too focused on his quest.

"So you're a drummer then?"

"I am actually," he responded, pleasantly surprised. Most people saw the hair and didn't figure anyone behind a kit would bother with it. When he looked up he was met with garish clash of color and pattern. A textured skirt over psychedelic, 70s trousers. Some sort of short sleeve chiffon blouse over a bright orange long sleeve with a Stevie Nicks' shawl on top. When Ethan's eyes finished the epic journey to this person's face, he found it surprisingly bare of makeup, adorned with only eyeliner and freckles.

"I'm Ona, and you should listen to this." Ironically, an album with the word Rainbow on the cover was thrust into his hands. "It doesn't have Paice, but it's part of that whole convoluted, family that started with Deep Purple." Ethan was struggling to keep his grin close-lipped. It was rare to meet people that nerded out over this particular niche of music. Most people only cared for the enigma of Ozzy Osbourne and raw power of Black Sabbath.

"Thank you," he exclaimed, trying to put enough emphasis on the words and failing. "Really! This is...this is really cool. Who is it? Or -sorry my English isn't very good"

"Its chill. My mom speaks basically no English, so I'm good with accents. It's Richie Blackmore's band. If you ever find an album that says Blackmore's Rainbow it's valuable. They didn't print those for long." Ona points out where the title would be different and their hand brushes Ethans. He's aware of exactly how close they're standing, can maybe even feel the heat from their body as they speak.

"I'm surprised he convinced anyone to be in a band with him. again."

"Right?" He adores the squawking laugh Ona lets out and the round apples of their cheeks as they smile. He can imagine making a drum groove in the style of their voice's cadence. The kick drum would be the beating heart and the high hat their giggle. Even the creak of their boots as the rock back on heel has a compelling rhythm.

"Can I record the way you talk?" Ona's eye brows raise in surprise.

"You're the one with the cute accent, babe."

"I -" Ethan feels himself blush, and looks back at the record. "You remind me of a song I want to write. I'm not sure how to say it." His hands gesticulate as he struggles, but no better words come. "Cazzo," he mutters. Ona reaches out a delicate hand to rest on Ethan's wrist, assuringly.

"Fuck the English language, thats the best compliment anyone has ever given me in this life."

the album:

the convoluted family tree:

send me a who/what/when/where/why blurb request!

#w5 filthforfriends #maneskin #ethan maneskin #maneskin fanfiction #maneskin imagine #måneskin #ethan torchio #ethan torchio fanfiction #ethan torchio imagine #ethan torchio blurb #maneskin blurb

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legacybaitarch · 2 years

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@sixbillicnsouls: “We’re a team. You need to tell me about this sort of thing.” - from Bridget

inbox content: high pain tolerance starters.

“it’s not that bad,” adrenaline is one hell of a drug. that, or for being a stab fanatic, richie is still inexperienced with the series’ signature weapon; the sticky, crimson mass coating her side begs to differ, but sam refuses to pay it much mind. there is already so much gore covering her shirt, half of it not even hers; if sam dwells on it all right now, they’ll never survive this goddamn house. fuck this house, fuck richie, and fuck amber.

“what about you, huh?” she gestures to bridget’s frazzled state, both to divert the subject, and out of genuine concern. “what — what happened to you? where did you go?”

#🔪 — VERSE: YOU CAN’T RUN AWAY .#sixbillicnsouls #🔪 — DYN: BRIDGET MACHER .

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thecrimsondandelion · 3 years

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(2) it's weird between them because they're all the Typical car dude and eddie's... not. his favorite color is pink and he listens exclusively to 90s girl rock and he's into clean eating etc. but he's the Supreme when it comes to cares, and he's tough and funny and matter of fact, so they all have to admire and like him anyway. meanwhile, all of their wives are hanging out with richie inside and having similar Gender Clash...

pt 1.

okay so sorry i didn’t realise more was coming and i answered the first one!! sorry about that, some of it might be repeated. but yes! i love this

like the car dudes would think that Richie is the car fanatic. bc Eddie dresses in higher-end fashion, keeps his nails immaculate, they’ve heard him blast “Because We Want To” by Billie Piper from the garden when he’s going for a swim. they see Eddie during his run and he’s wearing almost too short shorts and a Spice Girls t-shirt

and like yeah, the guys come up to Richie at first like “what make is she” again i know nothing about cars and Richie’s like “huh? idk red, old, the roof comes down too which is neato-burrito, but you’ll have to ask my Eddie if you want the details.”

Eddie’s extremely guarded, and he actually takes great pleasure when the guys notice the scar on his cheek and look a little shocked by it. and he thinks about saying it was an accident while working on a car,

“oh, i was stabbed. but you should see the other guy.” and gives them a sly smile. and they have no idea whether or not to take that seriously, he and Richie seem to have a wacky sense of humour

Eddie will hear them driving, and then later on pull them aside and say something sounded off. It’s hard not to be super fucking impressed by him

Eddie isn’t mean, he has a wall up, and acts a little more stoic in front of those guys. so it’s surprising to them when Richie comes out and kisses him on his scarred cheek or temple and Eddie lights up, looking all sweet and soft on Richie. the way he grins and spews out a string of insults when Richie slaps his ass, like he’s so incredibly fond. tells his bf so sincerely and fiercely that he loves him

they’ll come over at like 2pm drinking beer, and Eddie’s 1. judging them for drinking Bud Light and 2. judging them over his protein shake about drinking at 2pm

like, maybe they see Eddie fracture/break his wrist while working on the car, and they’re panicking. but fuck, Eddie’s broken his arm, been stabbed in the face, skewered by an alien claw. this is fucking nothing. The guys are fucking losing it, and Eddie’s sighing, wincing a little, and calming shouting on Richie to drive him to the ER, but at least Richie panics a little

they have a newfound respect for him after that

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the more i think about it the more i love the thought of Richie hanging out with the neighbourhood wives. He’s crude, big, loud. they shouldn’t like him, he’s definitely not what they’re used to in their little circle

but Richie gives them celebrity gossip, they watch Greys Anatomy together when the guys are doing Car Shit. He brings back autographs from their kids favourite celebrities if he meets them

and omg, when they find out one of his best friends is Thee Beverly Marsh, designer extraordinaire, they lose it (and also wonder why she ever lets Richie walk around looking like a Muppet)

they’d honestly not know who to think is more handsome. Eddie has a very lean and built body, he dresses so well, polite and kind to them. but then Richie is big dad bod, huge arms, charming. and they’re both so sweet and loving to each other, even when they bicker

they’ll peek into their garden and see the two of them cramped together in a hammock napping, or trying to push the other out. or see Richie come home from a tour with a huge bouquet of flowers, beaming grin plastered on his face like he’s never been happier in his entire life

honestly, it’s Richie that the car guys end up not quite getting, they used to get him when he told his Shitty Unoriginal Jokes before his public breakdown/coming out. He’ll rush into the garage and rattle off some impressions, make an incredibly crude dick/sex joke (which they just struggle to get used to)

they call Richie ‘a little weird’ and Eddie fucking glares at them, and if looks could kill they’d be done for. Yet Eddie will call Richie a gangly asshole, muppet looking mother fucker (‘oh you best believe i’m a mother fucker, Spaghetti’)

but Richie loves making the car dudes feel a little weirded out by him

#i love mechanic/car eddie more car eddie forever #it #reddie #reddie au #thank you for the ask!!!!!#asks #calico-fiction

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skyeofloxlay · 3 years

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Jake x MC AUs

Maybe I'm going crazy, or just being a fanatic fan, or whatever ¯ \ _ (ツ) _ / ¯ but I've been thinking about a lot of Jake x MC AUs, so feel free to use these ideas for drawings / fanfics / whatever.

(note: Maybe there are already universes based on what I’m going to say, since in general they are things that many fandoms do AUs, so sorry if there are already things like Jake x MC, but I’ve never particularly seen anything like that out there, and they are ideas that I would like to write, but very unlikely I will write them, so it's for anyone who wants to have an idea)

Jake x MC AUs Ideas:

Royal AU:

In this AU, Hannah, her sister, family and friends are royalty, and she has disappeared. Somehow, a crow took a message to the castle of the royal family, where the name of the MC was. Hannah's friends then go after the MC to see if she has any answers.

In this case, Jake is the bastard son of the king and in a way a thief, and is chased by a kingdom, which of course, wants him dead.

Ideas of what MC could be: A witch A peasant woman A warrior / archer A Princess A young queen Or anything else!

HighSchool AU:

Duskwood's characters are teenagers, and are in high school. Hannah, Thomas, Cleo, Jessy, Dan, Richy and Lilly are popular at school. A mysterious new student enters the school and nobody knows much about him, maybe nobody really wants to know anything about him or him who doesn't want them to know who he is.

The MC is also new there and is trying to fit in, or at least trying what she can, however, all her attempts at doing fail, and she is even humiliated in front of the whole school by the populars. One day, tired of always failing, she decides to stay in a distant place at school. She then realizes that where she is, there is someone else too, the mysterious boy whom she was not quite sure of his name. The two begin to talk and gradually become friends ... and who knows ... something more? The two started to get so close that Jake even tells a deep secret about himself, saying that he is Hannah and Lilly's brother. On a day like any other, Jake realizes that MC didn't go to school, but he didn't worry until the next day she missed it too. Jake passes by MC's house and talking to his parents they tell him that she was disappeared. Then Jake's search for the MC begins, but he can't do it alone.

Prison AU

MC and Jake have been dating for some time, and because of Jake's reputation, they must be on the run so the government doesn't find them. But unfortunately, the government is able to find him and Jake is arrested. What will happen now?

Christmas AU

Jake and MC are going to spend their first Christmas together, but some people from Duskwood decide to visit them without telling them first.

FBI AU

Jake and MC are investigative partners / are detectives. (Maybe something inspired by Criminal Minds or Sherlock Holmes)

Masked Ball AU

MC goes to a masked ball and meets a mysterious black-haired man who, even though she doesn't know much about him, knows that he has already stolen her heart. Was there a chance they would get to know each other better?

Well, those were the ideas that I had until now and that I think will never have the chance to see the light of day and that they would be kept in a dark and dusty corner, and who knows until they are forgotten. So if you want to give some of my ideas a try, feel free to use it! And if you happen to write / draw, please tag me! I would love to see what you have done! :)

(I'm sorry if there are English errors, it's not my first language ;_;)

#duskwood #duskwood AU #jake duskwood #jake of duskwood #Jake x MC #Duskwood jake #AU ideas #AUs #things I want to write but I’ll probably never go

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