krikeymate
the horrors want me carnally
Kai, 29. Queer. they/them. video games. currently a slut for: sam & tara carpenter, wednesday addams, catradora Living that depression/anxiety life
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‘Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?’ Is so Sam Carpenter coded
#/reblog#Scream#Sam Carpenter#fandom music tag#i will reblog this with my eyes closed and pretend i simply do not see
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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)
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CBS elementary is absolutely bonkers, okay?
Sherlock crashes Joan’s car in the first episode. This is never addressed again.
Sherlock goads Joan into an illegal autopsy after he kept doing it wrong
One time Sherlock comes home with a human head and has no idea where he got it
Moriarty has a daughter who is kidnapped. Sherlock and Joan have to rescue her. With Moriarty.
Moriarty kills someone who tries to assassinate Joan and then sends her a letter basically equaling out to “only me kill you <3″
Joan beats up a cop in a boxing ring. Then she annoys Joan again so Joan prepares for round #2.
Joan shaves Sherlock’s head on purpose. At his request. He is bald or almost bald for several episodes.
Someone mocks Sherlock and Joan asks the man “what’s the hardest you’ve ever been hit?”
Joan threatens to stab Sherlock in the thigh with a push-pin if he doesn’t pay attention to a meeting (she has the push pin the whole scene in her hand)
Sherlock and Joan take down an entire drug gang in like a weekend.
Sherlock goads Gregson into marrying his girlfriend for insurance.
They keep roosters for like four episodes because Sherlock is trying to teach them to get along
Lestrade takes a helicopter to go down the block
“I’m Gay” “I am not” “No that’s my name. But I am actually gay, so it saves time.” “How efficient.”
Sherlock becomes friends with a serial killer
Sherlock and Joan need help with a case so they go visit a detective in stolen antiquities who demands their help with a SEPERATE case that Sherlock solves in ten seconds
“Tell me you didn’t start that fire” “I didn’t start that fire”
Sherlock’s solution to dealing with annoying neighbors is to start sculpting bushes with a chainsaw
In order to stop Marcus from assaulting someone, Sherlock assaults them first
Joan gets attacked by a serial killer and when Sherlock looks at her with big puppy eyes of apology she tells him that she’ll break his rib if he apologizes
One of Marcus’ professors refuses to teach Marcus because of a grudge they hold against Sherlock
“I’ve been robbed. How offensive.”
A LOT of people Joan knew get murdered (this is weird now that I’m thinking about it, I can think of at least three people)
Mycroft and Joan dated
“Her first hidden body, you must be so proud.” “You’re jesting, but I am.”
“You don’t know I play the violin?” “Until last week I didn’t know you ate food.”
Sherlock gets into a disagreement with his father and his solution to dealing with his frustration is to squeeze an entire honey jar down the drain
Joan publishes a book detailing Sherlock’s life SOLEY for revenge after Reichenbach
No one can understand Sherlock’s texting except for Joan, who used the fact he WASN’T talking like a teenager to realize he’d been kidnapped
“It’s the orange high lighter, it always brings bad luck.”
Joan dyes her hair blonde to deal with a personal crises
Joan and Sherlock lie under oath about breaking into people’s houses because they “heard puppies and babies under distress”
“Holmes and Watson are tracking down some sort of Holmes and Watson thing.”
Joan’s adoption lawyer lies about failing to notify her of meetings and Sherlock gets a king involved
Joan meets her sister because her sister runs an illegal poker game
Clyde. Just. Clyde
Joan’s mother tells her that she thinks Joan’s brother is having an affair and when Joan vents her frustration about this, Sherlock tells her she can (and should) cut off her family
The first half of season three is basically Joan and Sherlock mentoring/parenting Kitty
Sherlock was SO CONFIDENT that his father wouldn’t show up to the meeting that he hired an actor to stand-in for his father (and he was right)
A consistent running gag of the series is Sherlock waking up Joan in new and strange ways
“Uncle Detective” “My child is not calling you detective.”
“What does the moon landing have to do with someone trying to kill your father?” “Nothing. Or everything.”
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Sometimes a family is a medic named Joey and her adopted centuries-old vampire daughter who does ballet
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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry
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her<3
instagram: soapteeth 🧼 ko-fi: soapteeth 🧼 twt: soapguts
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transformations
A small post-movie introspection with Abigail.
For the second time, Abigail finds herself transformed.
A body whimpers and writhes beneath her hands, but she finds little joy in the display, mind stuck on the past 24 hours.
She replays it, over and over. Every moment, every detail. It had all been planned out, from each beat to step, a meticulously choreographed performance.
The dance had barely begun when the set began to crumble, and while she would love to rest the blame on her unruly little troupe, she is not her father, and she knows it is her and her alone who must take the fall.
Abigail had miscalculated. Plain and simple.
She thought she knew who she was playing with, she thought she’d had Lambert under her thumb. She’d mistaken a knight for a pawn.
As she feeds, Abigail contemplates these failures. She can admit to them, learn from them. Adapt.
Kristof Lazar, as he’s been calling himself these days, rules through fear and intimidation, a power cultivated from seeds planted in a time so long ago most cannot begin to comprehend its existence.
Abigail doesn’t have that. She’ll never have that.
But tonight, she thinks, tongue lapping at the dying trickle from a now still body, perhaps she has planted a seed of her own.
Joey’s moment of hesitation to leave, to leave her, despite all that had transpired, like a gallant knight waiting for dismissal, injured and scared but oh so ready to stay – it etches itself into her brain, where countless nights and days have flickered by; this one is cemented, another pillar constructed in the ever-expanding home of her psyche.
See you around, Joey.
She’d planted a seed indeed. One she intends to coax into bloom.
Her men are all loyal to her father, but that woman could be hers and hers alone.
The thought is so enticing it leaves her previously settled stomach hungry for more, ravenous for a treat she cannot have.
A part of her regrets not having a taste, not having claimed her for her own. She would relish the closeness, to examine the connection she had felt, to comb through the mind of Ana Lucia Cruz until there was nothing left untouched by her.
But Abigail, for all that she will ever remain a child, young for eternity, she’s had hundreds of years to evolve, and patience is a skill she’s long since mastered.
A careful nurturing will birth a garden; a flower plucked will wilt in the blink of an eye.
Even now, within her she can feel the weak and fading consciousness of a girl so much like her, a mind lost without a body.
Sammy. Jessica.
In this aftermath, Abigail finds herself twinging with regret. She understands her – young and talented, abandoned and ignored. They’re the same in a way, right down to the foreign fondness that spikes with every thought of their companion-in-common.
It is a shame that she had to be the one to get in her way, she too could have been groomed for so much more.
She wonders if it is crueller to stomp out this dying light that cowers in her mind, or to leave it be to live out as far as it can until it meets its true death. She finds herself lost for answers, and entirely unwilling to unmask that weakness to those that may have them.
With a growl, Abigail drops the corpse to the floor, altogether uncomfortable with the spectrum of emotions seeping from her, like she’s some fragile little girl and not the monster stalking the night that people fear.
It’s easy to blame the unfortunate human in her head for the unwelcome intrusion.
It’s time for her to do what she does best. Observe, and stalk, and hunt.
She hopes Joey will keep her word and go to her son, because Abigail will certainly keep hers.
See you around, Joey.
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Joey is bisexual/lesbian, right? #Abigail
Probably gonna have *Spoilers* to answer this so be warned!!
But Omg it’s has been a HOT minute since I’ve posted on here. So first off hi. Second off great question!
I was definitely getting bisexual vibes during the whole Joey/Sammy moment on the stairs. Also the worry in Joeys face after Sammy got bit. Like girl I see you!!
I also got tension vibes when Joey was with Rickles or whatever his name was and that was the only part of the movie I didn’t like. Felt really misplaced but that might have just been me🤷♀️
So anyway long answer short, yes definitely bisexual!
*also fun update (sorry anon to use your question for this) but I just have to share with the class. I have now met Melissa twice and she is the angle you think she is🤭
#/reblog#Abigail 2024#Joey is so Imma fuck anyone and everyone and there will be no emotions involved coded
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makes me laugh when people depict sam as this super cool badass when shes an absolute loser (affectionate)
she takes her antipsychotics with store brand monster. she knows what fan fiction is. she worked at a bowling alley. need i go on.
#/reblog#Scream#Sam Carpenter#she is cool to exactly two (2!) people in this world and neither of them should be the audience#tara and chad looking at sam: 😍😍
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oh what’ve I been up to these past few weeks? well nothing much you know haha. just killing people. just murdering people. I’ve been murdering people
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Actually I will get you started
Alex, living up to your name as the horrors I see.
I'm thinking about it. I'm losing it. I am a ball of rage. I can't even go on Twitter anymore because they are just so [redacted].
The sheer AMOUNT of flip-flopping from hate Sam/love Tara to love Sam/hate Tara was wild. Like, babes, you can like more than one character at a time. It doesn't have to be one against the world here. There was just ZERO understanding or recognition for Tara's trauma and how it manifested. But oh she was so mean to Sam did you see her face she was SAD.
THE GIRL WAS NEARLY KILLED BY HER BEST FRIEND. ON THREE OCCASIONS.
AND. AND!
They would just ignore the fact that Sam also wasn't dealing with what happened!!! They were functioning on opposite ends of a spectrum, with Sam unable to deal with it and so being hyper-protective, vs Tara unable to deal with it and ignoring it instead.
AND THIS IS LITERALLY ADDRESSED IN THE MOVIE! THE CHARACTERS ACKNOWLEDGE IT! IT WAS LITERALLY SPELT OUT FOR THEM AND THEY STILL COULDN'T GET IT?
HELLO???
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Bitches talk abt wanting more complex characters but they cant even handle the carpenter sisters
#/reblog#Scream#Sam Carpenter#Tara Carpenter#do not even get me fucking STARTED about how Tara's trauma and responses were received in 6 because i will just mcfreaking lose jt
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what're songs that make you think of Sam and Taras dynamic. I know how normal you are about them
I am so normal about them you are so right. It's like, absurd just how normal I am about them. I do have a playlist with some songs, but let me see if I've got anything new that works.
The Moon Will Sing - The Crane Wives
All Things End - Hozier
We're Alive - Cavetown
Darling - Halsey
In Case You Don't Live Forever - Ben Platt
Hold Onto Me - Mayday Parade
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I know that feeling! Life just gets away from you sometimes, but it can be fun to catch up. Haha, alright, I'll let you off basically bunking the lesson this time 😋
And good!!! I'm always looking for direction. I've been writing a lot of bits and pieces over the past few months, but not uploading them yet. I am literally always thinking about the girls.
my class is boring so I'm gonna go and read all your fics I missed <3
I hope you enjoy them!!!!! And also that the class isn't too important 😭 And if there's anything you would specifically like to see from me, you just let me know 👀
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