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#RUDE!!!!!
mblematic · 1 year
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okay now that the pornbots are taking the good urls i'm annoyed
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there are now actual people in this actual world who have gotten to actually scream “a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you” with taylor at an actual taylor swift concert...... anD IM NOT ONE OF THEM?!???????
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spinnerofink · 4 months
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newest malevolent dropped while im.at WORK, what happened to dropping episodes at midnight when I'm FREE 😜🤬😭
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Alright, thought experiment over everyone is wrong. Into the dimension of eternal torment and suffering with you. 
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puppydogsys · 1 year
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me: “me? kinning? if only mac could see me now 😩”
mac, fronting for the first time: “i can. and you’re cringe”
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borrelia · 2 years
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close our eyes epilogue sonic like WOOHOO YEAH THIS ID THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!!! while ebony is crying on the floor. he doesn't care. fuck you ebony cry harder
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skylordhorus · 2 years
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one of the cats shat directly on my cushion >:////
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james-p-sullivan · 3 months
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
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taffywabbit · 5 months
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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mylittleredgirl · 6 months
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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.
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callisteios · 2 months
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
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greelin · 4 months
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i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even
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akashicrecord · 1 year
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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ato-dato · 8 months
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One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.
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jame7t · 10 months
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whenever someone is like weirdly hostile or needlessly rude to me online i just attribute it to the fact that theyre obviously just an alt account of the one person i cant stand. this isnt true but it means no haters exist in my eyes
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homefryboy · 6 months
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*vegeta voice* i just didn’t care anymore
(commissions open)
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