#RIIIIIIP
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I’m not just another Beyonder—I’m the Beyonder!
#defenders beyond#the defenders#the beyonder#not an imitation#riiiiiip#al ewing#javier rodriguez#marvel comics#comics#2020s comics
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spent literally all day going over ballot stuff and trying to research issues and candidates. have completed approx.ly 2.5 out of 6 pages. why is this so difficult??
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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he is soooo sane
#jujutsu kaisen#you would not believe how long i spent making this actually it's seriously been like 20 minutes riiiiiip lol
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oh fuck I gotta go to bed lol I have to get up so early tmrw rip
#gotta get some dimmadang bloodwork done before work bc they're only open 7am-2pm#riiiiiip not looking forward to having blood drawn before working all day#gonna have a very stressful upcoming month !!!! I'm not ready !!!!!!!#still v nervous and anxious but what can ya do when u need ur dumb organs removed#i have so much to do in the next week aaaaAAAHHHH#rAMbles
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Rivalry: Charlie & ...Spear?
Check out @a-dauntless-daffodil for original thought. It's great!
Charlie: (holding the spear hostage as she paces around the room) So.... let's get one thing straight here.... You may have come first, but I'M the one who share's Vaggie's bed!
Spear: (taped up from pommel to guard haphazardly with the two ends tied off to the arms of a chair, keeping it in place so it looks like it's sitting) ...........
Charlie: So what if she slept with you for the first few months she was here?! She was scared! You brought her some sort of comfort, and who would I have been if I denied her that? A horrible person, that's what!
Spear: (sunlight glints off it's edge)
Charlie: *gasp* How dare you laugh at me?! I am the Princess of Hell!!! YOU are just a spear! A hunk of metal!
Spear: (slowly falls a little to the side but gets caught by the tape)
Charlie: Well, now I'm the one who takes the right side of the bed. YOU just get to sit in the corner. All. Alone. and WATCH me snuggle Vaggie in a way a piece of scrap metal like you never could.
Spear: ...........
Chair: (slowly spins and creaks)
Charlie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE VIEW!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!
Spear: (glints again as the sun streams through the blinds)
Demon Charlie: (growls as her horns and tail grow) What am I gonna do about it? What am I gonna do?! Oh, don't you worry. I have ways of putting you in your place. (holds up a rough, volcanic whetstone from Wrath)
Spear: (slips a little further)
Vaggie: (enters the bedroom) Hey, babe, have you seen my spear? (sees her spear tied up with Charlie demoned out, gripping the shaft with one hand and bringing a volcanic rock to the spear's edge with the other) What are you doing?
Charlie: (freezes) NOTHING!!!
Vaggie: Uh-huh.... Well, I have to clean the angelic blood off my spear so it doesn't rust, so can I have it back?
Charlie: (stands up straight and riiiiiips the spear from the tape) Of course, babe! Anything for my lovely, sweet, kind, caring, snuggly, super amazing girlfriend!~
Vaggie: Uh... Thanks, hun. I'll be down in the common room if you need me. Love you. (turns to leave)
Charlie: Love you too~ (glowers at the spar resting against Vaggie's shoulder) This isn't over.
#a-dauntless-daffodil#charlie morningstar#rivalry#spear#spearette#part 1#vaggie#chaggie#fight! fight! fight!#hazbin hotel#hazbin crack#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes
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Unexpected Rip
The young man traveled down town searching for a way back home. He had just got out of a late night meeting and now traveled down the dim-lit boulevard. Paying the fee for a cab was an option but, he decided to walk it out. Hands in his coat pockets and a quick stride down the sidewalk he was well on his way home. Just a few blocks north and a left on 13th.
He was nervous. His heart thumped strong in his chest. The sound of his footsteps grew faster as if he was starting to run. What was he scared of? The sidwalks were empty, only the street lamps gave sight. Fear of being alone drove him mad. He continued to run. Each step increasing his hearts erratic beat. Before suddenly he came to a stop.
A silhouette stood a block away in front of his path. The figure was tall and stood facing him like a statue. His heart now quaked in his chest. Every nerve in his body telling him to run but, why draw attention? He was already out of breath from before and that heart is still pumping a mile a minute. It was best to just play it safe, turn around and take another path. It's only some weirdo out at night, he thought. He turned and started walking back to the corner. With a quick peek over his shoulder the silhouette was gone.
Turning his head back he looked glanced down and smiled with relief. He started to look up when his eyes met two feet. He quickly shot up and was wide eyed with fear. A hockey masked man stood a head taller than him. Before words could come out of his mouth the maniac had one hand gripped around his neck.
Gasping for breath, he grabbed the maniacs brown jacket around his arm. He fought the hand around his neck but it was no use. The maniacs grip was insanely strong and his arm was to muscular to fend off. He felt his weight be pulled off the ground as his choked him with one arm. Legs dangling in the air and arms wrapped around his arm for leverage, he couldn't believe what was happening.
His heart was leaping in his chest. Each pump pounding hard against his ribcage. The masked man tilted his head and put his ear to his chest. The man was baffled, and barely breathing. He was desperately fighting but it was no use. The masked man lifted his ear of his chest as he dangled and raised his other arm.
The maniacs outstretched arm was pulled back away from his chest. His eyes widened with fear not knowing was about to happen. And in an instant the arm punched forward into his chest.
Thunk... splurrg... riiiiiip....
Just as fast as the arm went in it came out. It was holding the freshly beating heart of the fearful man.
Babump Babump Babump Babump...
The maniac released the man from his throat lift, and very surprisingly he landed on his feet and his arms went to feel the wound in his chest.
"Wha did... you... *cough* urrk..."
He couldn't find the words to speak. His body felt weak and his legs were wobbly. Clutching at his chest he suddenly felt cold. He was growing more limp and stiff with each passing second. Searching for answers he looked up at the masked man and seen something unbelievable. His still beating heart.
"Noo...nooooo... please... not like... this"
He pleaded for his life as he fell to his knees. His arms to limp to raise his head bobbling as he used the remainder of his strength to raise it up. And his eyes, glued, fixated to the hand of his killer. It was triumphantly held above him. The organ thumped away, steady and strong beats. Beats that used to fuel his dying body. His heart pumped his blood all over his killers hand and there was absolutely nothing he could do about it. With one final gasp the man grew completely limp and his body fell the rest of the way. He was finished.
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Well, are you just gonna stand there and stare? Or do you wanna help me out of this thing?
*RIIIIIIP*
*sigh* Nevermind... *wobble wobble*
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did suzie die during the ravesey divorce :(
EXCUSE ME!!!!!! NO, SHE DID NAUGHT!!!!!! rUDE!!!!
kyle would literally NEVER! honestly, the fact that he couldn't keep...his relationship alive meant he was committed and i think honestly a little hypervigilant/hyperfixated on keeping suzie alive.
...riiiiiip. </3 ;-;
i was gonna say he probably forgot one day to water her ( my hc is that after he gets off the clozapine and starts to recover from the constant ptsd episodes, as he slowly regains control over his thoughts again, he regains control over his memories/that part of his brain where they are stored ) and had a HUGE panic attack about it, but bc she's a succulent, suze actually doesn't need 2 much water.
buuuut bc he's unhealthily obsessed and losing his Mind during that period of time, ky over-waters her and she ALMOST dies. he wants to ask stan about it because he is literally persephone in an emo pretty boy rockstar body ( he also misses him to death and wants to talk to him so bad, but because kyle has the emotional availability of a turtle, when him and stan fought/stan left, kyle caved right back into himself and put the scary, inpenetrable cold boy kyle wall up and pretended like he wasn't hurt/doesn't feel anything abt the divorce )
buuuut x2, like i was saying, ravenstan blocked jerseykyle on EVERY POSSIBLE social media platform, so while marj is in the bathroom kyle gets hella desperate, holds up a picture of marj he has saved on his phone to bypass the face id ( yes, he's an evil genius, yes i know ) and Texts Stan About It on marjs phone PRETENDING TO BE MARJ??? kYLE STOP BEING FUCKING INSANE AND DESPERATE CHALLENGE??? LITERALLY FAILED???? HELP?!!! and marj comes back from the bathroom but before kyle can delete the message, it pings and marjorine is like *stern southern mom tsk tsk tsk vc*
Kyle Matthew Broflovski, You Are In A World Of Trouble, My Friend...
bc stan gives marj the info which...kyle, marj would have figured that out anyways, you are delusional...but he's like "btw, if ur gonna impersonate some1 u should @ least do ur research, jersey. marjorine would never say undoubtedly, dork." fuuuuuuckin embarassing oh my god, the dork was...kind of cute tho, fmlll. </3 kyle's cold black heart did do the flippidy dippity, also the restraint it took not to type mi sabelotodo...stan is stronger than me, ik he wants a freaking red skittle, lavender latter kyle kiss so Bad, smhhh. BOYS MAKE UP AND MAKE OUT ALREADY LIKE MAAAAN IT'S VALENTINES DAY!!!!
also, side-note, kyle actually has a surprising...canon dedication to suzie. he's never kept a plant alive before, but it's his special raven plant and he is a simp, so he was like...I Can Do This. ALSO X2 THIS IS A SPOILER AND I WAS TRYING TO GO IN ORDER OF THE CHAPTERS, BUT Y'ALL KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT SO...storytime.
pretty closely following the ravesey hate and the beginning of the iconic kyle having a big fat secret gay boy crush on raven of crimson dawn era, the blondies falling apartment...LITERALLY falls apart. or rather, the falling apartment above it FALLS INTO THEIR KITCHEN LIKE A WHOLE ASS BATHTUB FALLS THROUGH THE CEILING. thankfully curb is alright and they pack him up into lady in the carrier, yes it was difficult, he bit the living shit out of tweek...tweek bit back.
SO THEY'RE IN THE CAR ABOUT TO PULL OFF and kyle's eyes go WIDE and he's like???? where the fuck is suzie?? and everyone is like *squints* what...is a suzie? who is suzie? and kyle is like sUZIE THE SUCCULENT??? MY--HOLY SHIT, SHE'S STILL IN THERE???? and he's unbuckling his seat belt, everyone is SOOOO confused. except for marj, she is totally pleased and bebe is like "sweetie, where are you going???!!" and kyle is like "to get my fucking PLANT obviously!"
and tweek is like "aRE YOU CRAZY, THEY SHUT THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN THERE'S -ACK- ABESTOS AND DEBRIS AND SEWER WATER EVERYWHERE??? YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE, M-MAN!" and kyle is like "I. Am. Not. Leaving. Her. In. There." hops out and sprints
he still has the key to blondie's obviously so he swings the door open, there is water and shit Everywhere, the floor is alllll fucked up and the workers are fucking SHOUTING at him like hello??? you can't be here! it's a liability ft. kyle goin*deadpan lawyer voice middle finger up*
Sue Me.
does crazy ass acrobatics across the floors and coffee table and counters to get to his plant...actually iconique and SLAMS! the door.
the crew drive off, kyle is cradling his plant in the car, his headphones are in and he opens his email to rewatch a video his professor sent him ( you know the one...*stan vc* hi dummy :') <3 ) as they head...
to the crimson dawn manwhoresion where raven and co. have graciously allowed them to stay while blondie's gets renovated...
or you know,
Forever. ;)
-uncle nina, admitted accidental murderer of plants :/
#spoiler alert: suzie lives#kyle is very dedicated to her#and stan...rip#i am sad#but no its fucked up bc kyles coping mechanism is literally to shrivel up & go ice cold again like he goes dark when stan does#i hate my life so much like kyle ft. blonides is hanging out mostly bc theyre Worried abt kyle and tweek accidentally starts talking abt ho#literally batshit insane raven is being via all the negative press abt him and bebe nudges him like tweek ur not boston harbor#quit spilling the tea...ur not supposed to talk abt s-t-a-n#and kyle is just like *drink slam* his glass of boxwine like you can talk about him i couldn't care less...whilist caring so much#BOOOOOOOO i hate u aloof psuedo insensitive kyle#he's hurting so bad it sucks oh my god
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DIABOLIK LOVERS LOST EDEN Vol.1 Sakamaki Saga [TRACK 3]
Original title: 葛藤と困惑のADAM
Source: Diabolik Lovers LOST EDEN Vol.1: Sakamaki-hen
Audio: Here
Seiyuu: Toriumi Kousuke, Katsuyuki Konishi, Midorikawa Hikaru, Kaji Yuki, Hirakawa Daisuke & Takashi Kondou
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TRACK 3: ADAM OF CONFLICT AND CONFUSION (12:50 - 18:02)
Ayato: Che…They can come at me all they want! I’ll show them what these powers are capable of if that’s what they want! I never asked for these…That fucker…The Old Fart just pushed them onto me!
*THUD*
Ayato: Chichinashi!!
Ayato walks over to your bed.
*Rustle*
Ayato: Chichinashi! Wake up!!
*Creaaak*
Ayato: So you finally got up.
*Creaaak*
Ayato: Oi…Lemme suck your blood…
You seem hesitant.
Ayato: That’s a direct command from your Master. So come on, hurry!
*RIIIIIIP*
*Rustle*
Ayato: Shut up! I’m in a bad mood right now. So just shut up and obey me!
Ayato bites you.
Ayato: Nn…Mmh…Hah…
*Creaaaak*
Ayato: Haahn…
*Sluuuuuurp*
*Rustle*
Ayato: How’s that? I bet you’re slowly startin’ to feel good?
You shake your head.
Ayato: Tsk…Not enough yet for you, huh?
He continues sucking your blood.
*Sluuuuuurp*
Ayato: Nnh…Nn…
*Rustle*
Ayato: Haah…? What’s the problem?
You note that something seems different about him.
Ayato: Hah? Not really. I’m no different from usual.
You frown.
Ayato: Why are you lookin’ at me like that…?
*Creaaak*
Ayato: …Fuck!
You ask Ayato what happened.
Ayato: Aah…? I just feel strangely awake for some reason. Even though I should be sleepy. Then once I went downstairs to the living room, those idiots showed up one after the other.
You nod.
Ayato: Each of them claimed they couldn’t fall asleep either…Like they could sense somethin’.
You tilt your head to the side and ask him what this ‘something’ is.
Ayato: How am I supposed to know!? …What? Got a problem?
You seem concerned about it.
Ayato: Of course it’s fine. If they want to ‘sense’ somethin’ so badly, then they can go ahead and get themselves involved with any shit they want. It’s none of my concern. I’ll deal with whatever trouble comes my way by myself.
*Creaaak*
Ayato: Anyway, when did you become my mom or somethin’, huh!? Fuck off!
You apologize for holding Ayato back.
Ayato: …!? Haahー!? What makes you think I’m havin’ to hold myself back and act in certain ways because I have to be mindful of you!? Don’t be gettin’ the wrong idea now! I think you might be a little too self-conscious? …Tsk!
*THUD*
Ayato: Ugh…And here I thought you’d make for a good distraction.
He leaves the room and slams the door shut.
*THUD*
Ayato: …Fuck!
( Now that I was given these powers, it is my duty to protect this family. Of course, I knew that very well. I was the only one within my family who was truly aware of what was steadily approaching us, as well as how severe this situation was. The Old Man’s powers are most definitely the reason behind that. However, these powers are just far too great for me to handle. No, I suppose it would be more accurate to say that I felt terrified and hopeless. No matter what I did, none of it would work out because these powers are too overwhelming.
On top of that, I can’t even properly control them. Just like he said, the fact that I badly injured Chichinashi after those powers flurried out of control still continues to haunt my mind. Even though I became more powerful, it also felt like those exact powers were keeping me in their grip. So I did the most obvious thing and turned my back to it, pretending not to see nor notice. I do not want to be pushed around by my own powers any longer. )
…Che! It’s none of my fuckin’ concern.
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
#diabolik lovers#dialovers#shuu sakamaki#reiji sakamaki#ayato sakamaki#kanato sakamaki#laito sakamaki#subaru sakamaki#diabolik lovers lost eden#diabolik lovers translation#diabolik lovers drama cd#drama cd
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Just remember, you asked for this!
Who is your fave character in the story and why?
What fragrance of anal douche is Tom going to use next chapter?
I know Tom shaves his legs…and his arms…and his face…so, spill…does the carpet match the drapes?
Are we going to get a scene of papafag giving Tommy the sex talk??? Because I might just die if that happens!
Love you and your lil effed up universe and if y’all ever wanted to setup a discord for all of us fagettes to join, it would make my millenium.
1. I’m incredibly biased here, but probably PEEPFAG. I have reasons both in and outside the story, things that have been posted and parts that are not yet there, and for not LS reasons as well. He’s been in the story’s plot since the original Lover’s Spit, and yeah. I’m guilty and he’s my favorite. Super close to first but ultimately second is Tom, of course. My little gorefaggy, how can you not love him? He’s so psycho and kind of delusional, but it fits him so well. My beautiful little menace to society. <3
2. I’m not gonna lie, I am very bad with scents in general. I also can’t find fragrances online for anal douches. So unless Amelinda decides and writes it out explicitly, it’s a free for all LOL. I was looking up what Harry smelt in canon with Amortentia but I doubt there’s a treacle tart anal douche smell.
3. Shave? No, he doesn’t shave his pubes. He waxes them. Yup, there are no carpet* to be found. Riiiiiipped off. 🤭
4. I can’t answer that but this gave me so many immediate hilarious mental images, like my first thought was Thomas giving Tom the talk like, right now in the story timeline. Then my second thought was Thomas giving the talk in juvie- so ridiculously funny, like Thomas you are late and you know it!
LMAOOO LOVE YALL. I definitely would be up to having a discord, but that’d be something I’d have to discuss with @pinktom , my better half, the one who doesn’t have to fight the urge to post spoilers every two minutes.
*wrote wrong word rip
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Taking A Piece Of You And Me
Charlie sighed as she finished taking down the decorations. The engagement party had been a success! Even Alastor had fun, though Charlie was pretty sure that he’d made some deals in the back of the hotel’s foyer. Nonetheless, she was thrilled that Alastor had asked her to marry him.
After Vaggie’d turned Charlie’s proposal down, citing her desire to go to Heaven, Alastor had stepped in without any prompting. Vaggie got her wish thanks to her dedication. She was the first of them to go to Heaven. Charlie had missed Vaggie deeply. She’d really loved her. Charlie understood; Heaven was ultimately her home. Whereas Charlie belonged in Hell.
Alastor had been a rock. Keeping Charlie stable through her grief, taking over responsibilities when he didn’t have to. He even ran some trust exercises! True, they all ended in a fight, but at least he tried!
They got closer, and closer, until somehow they were sharing a room. And then Alastor was daring enough to seduce her . It had been amazing! She was pretty sure he’d never done anything like that before. What he did with his shadows and tongue…
She shook off the flush as she came back to reality. Everyone was gone now save for her and Alastor. Charlie turned to find Alastor was right behind her.
“GAH!” Charlie dropped the decorations on the ground. Taking a breath, she stammered, “You scared me!”
“Sorry, my darling. I simply wanted to come over and complete the engagement!” Alastor said.
“Complete the engagement?” Charlie didn’t know what he meant.
“Let’s make a deal! I’ll be yours forever if you’ll be mine forever! And we’ll seal it with our hearts!”
“Awwww.” That was really mushy of Alastor! So cute! Charlie could only answer one way: “Yes!”
“First we must shake on it.” Alastor offered his hand that was only glowing faintly. Charlie took it, giving it a firm shake.
“ Excellent. ” The two of them started to float in the air. “ Don’t worry; it will only be excruciating for a minute. ”
“Wha-” was all Charlie got out before Alastor plunged his hand fingers-first into her chest. Her ribs made a sickening SNAP as his hand twisted, breaking all the bones protecting her heart. He then ripped her heart out, blood pouring like a fountain out of her body. She could see her lungs desperately trying to work even with no heart pumping, bones sticking out at odd angles.
The heart was still beating in his hand as he repeated the same to himself. SNAP riiiiiip. Charlie was horrified; his heart was flowing with green and black magic, obviously tainted. Blood barely dripped out of his body as the green glow intensified. It was then that Charlie realized her own bleeding had calmed.
Alastor shoved his heart into her chest and her heart into his. Slowly the damage reversed itself. Vessels attached, bones mended. Lastly her chest sealed itself up with a flash of green magic. The magical stitches that were left over were crisscrossed, similar to the look Alastor had when he used his powers.
Her breath came back, Alastor’s heart beginning to beat inside her. She could feel him in her, a permanent part of herself.
They unceremoniously dropped to the floor. Charlie fell to her knees while Alastor caught himself with the cane he’d tucked into the crook of his arm. Gasping for air, she was surprised to find him offering his bloody hand to her. He said, “See, Charlie? Now we’ll always have a piece of each other.”
#bananarama is a word#Charlistor#romance#hazbin hotel#radiobelle#Goreish#Literally taking pieces#It’s Alastor what do you expect#Pilot only#Sinner Vaggie
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RIIIIIIP I HATE WHEN MY EYE ITCHES AND IT WONT STOP AND THEN IT HURTS AND IS DRY
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45 locg?
a screenshot from leagueofcomicgeeks showing a character's icon, Billy Batson (Captain), labelled #45 and with 194 appearances read.
RIIIIIIP me I've seen him in a lot of comics but not normally when he was the focus. I think the only comic i've read where he's the focus is this "Shazam! The monster society of evil" comic I have which I do not believe is main continuity. It's a cute comic tho.
(Jerry Ordway's "Power of Shazam" mini + later ongoing are on my "to read list", but my "to read list" is super duper long.)
#billy batson#captain marvel#shazam#whatever he is tagged as sorry billy :c#tumblr games#ask#anon#dc comics#leagueofcomicbookgeeks
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current standings:
1. LIL HAL: Aw, hell yeah!
1. DIRK: That's my best man right there.
2. BRAIN GHOST DIRK: Am I the only one who finds that puppet a little creepy? Is that just a Jake thing?
3. HAL JR: Interesting.
4. ARQUIUSPRITE: D-> The best $&@#ing puppet in the world was always going to be a strong contender.
5. BRO: Hee hee.
6. LIL CAL: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
#it me#homestuck#my polls#dirk strider#lil hal#auto responder#brain ghost dirk#hal junior#auto responder auto responder#arquiusprite#bro strider#beta bro strider#lil cal#doc scratch#lord english#VERY INTERESTED BY THE CAL SPIKE OF VOTES
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Well I've finally decided to suck it up and get a tablet to try digital art again after my previous tablet decided to self destruct like a year ago
(even then I didn't really get to use it that much)
I suppose I can take this moment to introduce my DND characters because thats pretty much all I've been drawing using it so yeah.
They're names are Sedge and Mobii. Sedge being my human artificer who I'm actually playing in a current campaign and Mobii being a simic hybrid druid: circle of storms who was built for a one shot but was a character prior to that. Sedge was initially created for a cyberpunk:red campaign but we never ended up playing so he's artificer now woooo
Edit:I just realized I forgot to put a signature on like all of these riiiiiip whatever
#dnd#dnd art#digital art#art#this is essentially my first time really makeing full drawings digitally#so any advice or anything would be cool and appreciated#krita
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