Doug: Shaky Ground

Disney Adventures, December 2000

Episode of “Quailman Takes the Blame” in a nutshell but from Invincible lol.

And sorta of my suede concept of if Quailman finally snapped and chooses violence.

Quailman, markers

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Deserved more screen time than Quailman.

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April 25

Another day in random cartoon history full of double features. Quailman meets the Silver Skeeter while Chuckie becomes afraid of slides in 1993. Slappy moves into a tree in the middle of New York in Christmas for whatever reason while Pinky and the Brain fight to stay on the air in 1998. Ron tries to hunk up while the Yolkians return with a more manipulative plan to take over Retroville in 2003. And finally, Rainbow Dash tries to prevent her pet from hibernating while Dr Eggman makes friends with an evil AI in 2015. Of all these possible picks, my favourite of the day has to be the hauntingly foreshadowing Pinky and the Brain episode.

My Doug related theories

1) Doug Funnie shows signs of insanity.

He has serious blankouts in bad moments, even in the middle of the traffic. He had almost died more than once!

He acts his fantasies, not seeing reality around him. In "Doug to the Rescue", it's the worst since he starts to act like Quailman in the middle of the class.

In "Doug's Older Woman", he cannot make a difference between fantasy and reality since he thought fantasizing about Cassandra asking him out on date with her until Skeeter pointed out it did happen.

There is no way the things Porkchop does actually happened!

Even psychopathy, if you think about it.

He got angry at Cassandra for using him, and yet he hypocritically did the exact same to her.

He had a fantasy in "Doug's Career Anxiety." Connie was nowhere to seen. Did she die?

He had a fantasy of pixelated Roger being shot in "Doug's Lost Weekend."

He wished death on Guy in "Doug Gets It All."

In "Doug's Fair Lady", he had a very creepy smile on his face.

Since Quailman villains are based on people Doug antagonizes, it only means Dark Quail is based on Doug's dark side.

Since Doug is stalkerish towards Patti, I bet things won't end up well. If "Doug" was for mature audiences, he would be collecting everything from lost pins to used tampons.

2) Roger Klotz has autism.

Roger's not doing well in school. He's repeated the 6th grade three times for not understanding the material given to him. He's immature for his age, and causes troubles for everyone else by being a troublemaker.

He has difficulties with socializing. He has showed clear signs of wanting friends, like in "Doug Vs. The Klotzoid Zombies", but doesn't know how to make them.

In "Doug's Secret Admirer", "Doug's Worst Nightmare", "Doug's Runaway Journal", "Doug's Big News" and "Doug Graduates", it's confirmed he has dyslexia. His handwriting is big and child-liked like most disabled people have.

In "Doug's Cookin'", he got panicked and tried to "solve the problem" by himself, not understanding what "6-8" means.

In "Doug's New Teacher", Roger clearly struggles with reading. When he read text out loud, it's clearly heard he stumbled.

He's fixated in art. In "Doug's Mural Mania", he's that talented he can paint a breathtaking picture only using a one color. His hobby is ballet, confirmed canon in "Doug Wears Tights." "Doug's No Dummy", "Doug's Pet Capades" and "Doug's Sour Singingbird" show Roger also has a great voice and can play guitar. He also loves joining the school plays.

Vitamin D deficiency isn't only linked to rickets, which fans also speculate him to have, but also to autism and other intellectual disabilities.

Billy West, the voice of both Doug and Roger, is in the Autism Spectrum in real life.

Now I have a reason to think why Mrs. Klotz got a divorce and why Mr. Klotz hasn't visited him until they became rich. (In Nickelodeon series, it's subverted he's abusive or negletful.)

3) Guy Graham isn't a bad person.

Guy Graham is described to be "a very handsome but rather selfish and inconsiderate kid", and also "serves as a secondary antagonist and is Doug Funnie's (one-sided) rival for Patti Mayonnaise."

But is that rich spoiled brat really scummy? Or does Doug only make him sound like that, because he hates him?

Quailman and Quaildad: Guy got surprised, when he saw Mr. Funnie playing the drums like a professional. After he finished, he clapped with everyone else. Since Guy is confirmed to be a fan of disco music, he could've bought one of the vinyls. It's assumable the music The Psychedellic Fuss played is similiar to Abba's.

Quailman, The Un-Quail Saga: Just like Chalky Studebaker, Guy might also suffer from inferiority complex. In a journalism contest, Guy wanted to make sure they win. He accidently said how he wants to make sure he wins the contest. Maybe he's pressured to perfection by his parents and told how he has to be perfect, no matter what it costs.

Doug's 1st Movie: Everyone got angry at Guy for attempting to kill Herman. No one have ever seen Herman. Patti and Guy didn't even meet him before the ending of the movie! How he could've known is the monster harmless or not? Maybe he actually thought Herman was a threat and tried to protect everyone from the certain doom. He tried to capture the monster in secret, because he wanted to avoid mass panic.

Doug has a tendency to demonize Guy, because he's also after Patti. In his Quailman comics, Guy's either a villain or a coward. In "Doug Gets It All", Doug makes an animation of Guy getting squashed under the anvil! What a little psychopath! Guy probably saw some of Doug's sketches and got offended how he's portraited in them. Maybe he did recognize that donkey but said nothing specific about it. Maybe he actually wants to be part of Doug's friend group, but he doens't give him a possibility. He's not even trying to get to know him. No wonder Guy hates Doug, even though he still remains polite to him.

4) Guy and Roger are boyfriends.

Anyone who've read this, know where I'm going after.

This theory gives some Doug episodes, like "Doug, Quailman VI, The Dark Quail Saga", "Doug's Midnight Kiss" and "Doug Plays Cupid", completely different interpretation if you believe Doug being an Unreliable Narrator.

5) Roger's mansion in Disney series used to be Beebe's playhouse.

It looks like a princess' castle, something little girls in princess phase would love.

It has a garden surronding it.

One of its colors is pastel pink.

The lobby has stairs you can easily imagine Cinderella walking on them.

It's been deserted for a long time.

It's right next to the Bluff mansion.

6) Guy's real father is Mr. Bluff.

Thinking about it for a while, this would actually make sense.

Guy has facial features similiar with Mr. Bluff's.

He's as ambitious and arrogant as Mr. Bluff.

Guy has a good relationship with him.

He belongs to the club which admires Mr. Bluff and he's the most enthusiastic member of it.

He can ask money from him, whenever it's a dance in Funkytown or having a band in the school consert.

He helps him to cover his tracks about him polluting Lucky Duck Lake.

We never see Guy's parents nor his relationship with them, so it's assumable he visits the Bluffs often.

He's allowed to attempt in exclusive meetings.

How would Beebe, Mrs. Bluff, Ethan and Mr. Graham react if they knew? Does even Guy himself know?

7) Skunky Beaumont was a role model for Roger, Boomer, Ned and Willy.

Skunky has gotten detention and bad grades in school more than once. Who wouldn't be a better teacher for troublemakers than an actual troublemaker?

8) There really IS a ride called Suck Face Tunnel.

But it's for adults only…

9) Judy Funnie was on her periods during Doug on the Road.

That's why she was desperately looking for another bathroom, even after she used the one previously. Anyone who gets periods know how uncomfortable it's to sit on the bench blood leeked on it.

Do you have Doug fan theories of your own?

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466 of 2022

The Letter Q (True or False)

Created by joybucket

You own a handmade quilt. You live in a country that has a Queen. 👑 You like quiche. You have a jar of quarters on your counter. 🫙 🪙 You use quarters to do laundry. 🧺 🪙 You've written with a quill pen. 🪶 You have a quiet voice. You've used quarters to get candy from a vending machine. You've used quarters to get a small toy from a vending machine. You've used quarters to get a sticker or a temporary tattoo from a vending machine. You've been to Quiznos. You know what show Quailman is from. You know how many sides a quadrilateral has. You asked a lot of questions in school. 🙋‍♀️ You've dressed up as the Queen of Hearts for Halloween. ❤️👑 You've met someone named Quinn. You've met someone named Quincy. You've met someone named Quinten. You've been to a Quaker church. ⛪️ You like Quaker oatmeal. 🥣 You've never been to Qatar. 🇶🇦 You can be very quarrelsome. You've read The Final Quest by Rick Joyner. You have a lot of questions about life. ❓ You wonder why they made a white question mark emoji. ❔ You've gone to the park to feed the quacking ducks. 🦆 You've met quadruplets. 👶👶👶👶 You know someone who's had quadruplets. 👶👶👶👶 You use q-tips. You can't remember the last time you used a q-tip. You've stepped in quicksand. 🦶 You believe we are all created equal. You've had someone tell you they weren't equipped to help you, but you knew that really they just didn't want to help you. You hated being in quarantine. 😷 You didn't mind being in quarantine at all; you enjoyed your time alone away from people. ....and you found you were so much happier when you were not surrounded by toxic people every day. You've met someone named Aquila. You value quality over quantity. You've applied for a job you weren't qualified for. You've applied for a job you were over-qualified for. You like the color aqua. 👗 You like the word "acquiescence." ....and you also like the word "quintessential." You've felt an earthquake. 🌎 You were bored during your time in quarantine. 😷 You've ordered something from QVC. You've taken a quilting class. You've sewn a quilt. You're quiet. Getting blood drawn makes your stomach feel queasy. 🩸 You've been to an aquarium. 🐠 You went to school with a Raquel. You like to drink tequila. 🍸 You know how many quarts are in a gallon. You've recently squealed in delight. You've found a quarter lying on the ground. 🪙 You collect state quarters. 🪙 You would say your hometown is very "quaint." You know what an "arabesque" is. You live south of the equator. 🌍 You like the word "equinox." You like quinoa. You frequently eat quinoa. You like quesadillas. You enjoy taking personality quizzes. You have a collection of favorite quotes. You have a favorite movie quote. You often quote movies. You've quit a job. You've quit a job abruptly, by saying, "I quit!" and then walking out. You're on a quest to find the meaning of life. You have a lot of quirks. You've taken a test that said you had a high IQ. 🧠 You're queer. 🏳️‍🌈 You like butternut squash soup. You know what book of the Bible the verse "Don't quench the Spirit" is in. 📖 You've never been to Iraq. 🇮🇶 You don't think you've ever heard anything good about Iraq. 🇮🇶 You have no idea what the word "qepiq" means. ....and you don't know the definition of "quagmire," either. You know who the character Quagmire is on Family Guy. You've questioned your sexuality. You own a rubber duck that squeaks. You've walked at least a quarter of a mile today. 🚶‍♀️ You know "someone" that "overuses" "quotation" marks. You believe in Bigfoot or "Sasquatch." 🦧 You don't fit the status quo. 🤪 You just learned that "qoph" is the nineteenth letter of the Hebrew alphabet. (yea from this survey) You know what "Qigong" is. You've practiced the Chinese art of Qigong. 🧘‍♀️ You don't think you've ever heard the word "quackery" before. .....or the word "quackishness." Your birthstone is rose quartz. You enjoy peace and quiet. You have to have everything quiet when you sleep, because music or TV will keep you awake. 🛌 You've been verbally abused for asking someone a question. You've learned that some people will turn into a monster real fast if you question what they're doing. You aren't gullible; you think for yourself and often question things. (just unlike my mother; she believes in everything, really) You enjoy answering questions on surveys. You enjoyed this survey.

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(Inspired from Sora in Smash Bros)

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