MILLIE ABSOLUTELY THRIVED IN THE NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE LIKE OMFG SHE IS AMAZING WHEN SHE WAS SAVING MOXXIE ISTG I LOVE THIS WOMAN, THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE KILLED TO SAVE HER HUBBY LIKE OMFGG THE MUSIC MADE IT 100X BETTER!!

How everyone found out about about the Fizzmodeus wedding:

Fizz and Ozzie are calling Blitzø, on speaker.

Fizz: Hey Blitzø, I just wanted to tell you that Ozzie isn’t my boyfriend anymore😔

Blitzø: WHAT!? How FUCKING dare he, NOBODY breaks my best friends heart! Don’t worry Fizz, a while back this dickhead tried to kill Stolas and I let Moxxie keep his gun, it’s blessed.

Ozzie: 😳

Fizz: wait Blitzø-

Blitzø: MOXXIE! GET YOUR HOLY GUN, A CERTAIN ROOSTER JUST BROKE FIZZ’S HEART! Don’t worry Fizz, you’re the one who organizes all his shit anyways I’m sure you can take care of things until Lust gets a new king-

Millie: FIZZ ARE YOU ALRIGHT SWEETIE??

*Ozzie gets a call from Stolas*

Stolas: Lord Asmodeus are you alright?? Blitzø is yelling about you and Fizzarolli breaking up!

Ozzie: we didn’t break up we’re engaged!!

Stolas: *gasp* oh that’s wonderful!

Blitzø: STOLAS WTF IS WONDERFUL ABOUT THIS SHIT!

Fizz: BLITZØ SHUT UP AND PUT ME ON SPEAKER!

…

Fizz: Ozzie isn’t my boyfriend anymore-

Blitzø: I know, he broke your hea-

Fizz: BECAUSE we’re engaged, you dumbass!

Blitzø: Oh, congrats Fizz!! That’s amazing!!

Ozzie: do you actually have a blessed gun??

Moxxie: first of all, blessed rifle. Second of all, for legal reasons I need to say that we do NOT have one. Third of all: congratulations your highness.

Loona is recording all of this.

smthin about blitzø's romantic relationships defined by him as bodyguard, with fizz, with verosika, and with stolas. something about that being a part of his core, either as a negative (it's all about putting his body in front of theirs because he's the "less important" factor and it's the only real thing he feels has to offer alongside sex) or as a positive (he likes protecting others, he likes being of use, it's a good way of communicating how much he cares and he's good at it)

but yeah, that forming part of the foundations of those relationships from his side

Few requests and some other stuff

All borderlands characters give me lil brainworms. Also brain still hurt :c

things i appreciate. blitz just lets people swing him around / point him around / aim him & is not the least bit fazed

it’s a work in progress but it’s the content i can currently put out there 👏.

why does like half the helluva fandom hate on millie and moxxie's marriage? and especially like call millie toxic for him? they're legit the healthiest fucking relationship in the show. your misogyny is showing bro

The Dancer and The Assassin: Rough Notes. : First Meetings.

 The first time he sees Johanna, she is up on stage performing. > Blitzo has come into Val's seedy nightclub to talk to Angel Dust and watch his possessive mate take center stage. On the stage adjacent to Johanna. He is captivated by her beguiling belly dance.  > AngelDust: Oh yeah, that's Johanna. She's popular, way more so than I am. Joe is a much better dancer than me. She's a rising star. 

 Blitzo: *keeps on watching her dancing* > Angel Dust becomes irrationally protective of Blitz after discovering a new bruise or cut that wasn't there before. "It's all about the thrill," Blitz tells him. > Angel Dust is trying to get Blitz to leave Striker after eavesdropping on one of their heated conversations. However, even the spider demon, a former Mafioso, fears the gunslinger. > Striker works with Val as his personal bodyguard.

 > Everyone: *applauds after Johanna's performance* 

> *Johanna heads backstage* 

 The Boss imp, watches her leave: his eyes rake over her body, he wants to follow her, wants to pursue her but knows he has to stay put. > Striker's eyes are boring into his skull, and he doesn't want to deal with a testy snake imp. > BlitzO sulks in his chair, visibly slumping, rubbing his arm as he hugs himself. His fingers tug along a prominent bruise. The collar of the jacket hides a handprint. Angel Dust's eyes traveled the length of Blitzo's body. "He said that we were equal, that no one would ever lay hands on me again" You don't need to worry, BlitzO, I got you covered, I'll distract him. "Why don't you go talk to her?" Angel Dust says, handing him a backstage ticket. As Blitzo looks at them, he looks toward the stage to see Striker strumming his guitar and a large number of imps that have gathered around him. "I won't be long can you hold him off for an hour?" "I'm irrestiable" Angel says laying it on thick. "That Cowboy won't know what hit him" * As Angel-Dust distracts the cowboy, Blitzo slips past the long velvety drapes to an open area backstage* * In Johanna's dressing room*> She is getting dressed into her regular clothes, in an effort to feel normal. > Blitzo gives Valentino's hellhound bodyguards the slip. (Causing a ruckus: and Stirring up trouble) > Blitzo's heart hammers in his chest, as he stands on the other side of Johanna's dressing room door. Boss Imp thinks to himself as he hovers his hand over the brass doorknob, Striker would forgive him for missing his show.> The Cowboy had asserted his dominance the other night, leaving his neck riddled with "love bites"  > He was just planning to say hello and maybe introduce himself. "Love at first sight" was a fool's game. Stolas, had proved that. > Blitzo knew he wasn't worth fighting for, that the only reason the Cowboy claimed him was to have something to dangle in front of the Goeita Prince. He shivers and rubs his arm. If Striker caught him he'd be in hot water: the last time he disobeyed the Cowboy played out in his head.

thinking about my moxx playlist….

“Where ya been out so late moxxie? This ain’t like you. You ain’t exactly a party-ier. Spill.” (millie) -  ✩   「 @helluvaxhazbin 」   ✩  

「 ☆ 」 Oh crumbs... No. This situation calls for much stronger language.

Oh fuck.

Because if there's one person he does NOT need asking about where he's been sneaking off to spend his nights, it's one of the most terrifying and protective people he knows. Especially when all that rightfully-felt exasperation could be aimed at either him or the not-as-tough-as-he-claims-to-be shark that's been pounding his ass like a drum. True, it might have been foolish to hope that he could keep Millie from getting suspicious indefinitely. But Moxxie had at least been hoping for a bit more time. Just enough for him to figure out how to break the news to her.

Or until Chaz broke things off once he realized Moxxie wasn't worth the risk.

❝ O-Oh! Um, well— Heh... You see, I was having some trouble sleeping. ❞ Hoping that his haggard appearance adds credibility to his claim— he and Chaz hadn't gotten much sleep last night —he runs a hand through his hair, bangs bouncing back into place, ❝ So I figured I'd take a walk... A uh, really long one apparently. ❞ Scratching the back of his neck, he averts his gaze and shrugs with a strained smile, ❝ Just trying to get some fresh air. Tire myself out. No parties, just me and my thoughts. Heh... ❞ 「 ☆ 」

Blitzo being protective of Moxxie is extremely important actually.

I don’t really understand how some people can interpret Charlie and Vaggie’s relationship as “sisters” or “uninteresting” if they have finished Hazbin Hotel Season 1 completely, because Chaggie’s love languages (both mutual and unique ones) are so obvious.

Their mutual love language is obviously “Physical Touch”. From the start, their hands are on each other constantly. Sure, they are not a PDA couple like Moxxie and Millie, who like to passionately tongue kiss in public, but they LOVE holding hands to support each other. Plus a lot of small gestures like touches on face, shoulder and thigh, just come very naturally to them like an old married couple. I think they enjoy their more intimate moments in private, as Charlie kisses Vaggie on the lost eye in their bedroom, or they deep kiss in an empty hallway.

When it comes to the unique ones, Charlie’s giving love language to Vaggie is “Gifts”. Even when she rants about Vaggie hiding big secret from her to Alastor all the way to Cannibal Town, as soon as they are in Rosie’s emporium, Charlie lands her eyes on the souvenir section and immediately picks up that keychain doll that somehow resembles a chaggie love child for Vaggie. Also, I think it’s possible that the red bow and eye patch that Vaggie wears all the time were gifted by Charlie too, considering how the red theme symbolizes Charlie, especially in the pilot, these things are the only red parts on Vaggie contrasting her own grey/white color theme. Giving gifts showing how much Charlie loves Vaggie makes sense, she’s super rich as the Princess, and Vaggie owned nothing when she was left in Hell. So I definitely think Vaggie appreciates and cherishes all the small gifts from Charlie.

On Vaggie’s side, her unique giving love language to Charlie is “Act of Service”. She manages the hotel for Charlie, supports Charlie’s dream no matter what, and swears to protect Charlie with her life. It also makes sense, considering Vaggie had been a faithful soldier for years, being in service for the person she loves most just comes naturally from her. Again, Vaggie had nothing when she was left to die, so she devotes her whole body to Charlie. I can see that it’s kind of unhealthy to Vaggie’s own psyche, since she sees no value in her own being and feels worthless if she cannot be useful to Charlie, but I think it is something the show might explore in the future. Charlie seems to enjoy receiving service from Vaggie too, she appreciates how much Vaggie’s done for her, and considers them as a team with herself leading and Vaggie executing. Vaggie is very good at materializing Charlie’s plans too. I don’t see anyone analyzing this, but Vaggie’s persuasion of Carmilla is pretty well done that efficiently gets to the weakest spot of Carmilla. Vaggie is the one that acts.

Chaggie is not the perfect sapphic couple, but what makes them kind of outstanding is them being a deeply-in-love stable couple beyond the initial crush and honeymoon phase. I like having such representation like them.

Btw, the script writer of episode 3 and 7 highlighting Chaggie’s relationship is Ariel Ladensohn, who is a lesbian in a stable relationship irl, so I have some faith that the show can do Chaggie justice in the future seasons.

I still feel really bad for Stolas at Ozzie's. I feel like he was sort of facing an impossible choice there? I think he absolutely could and should have stood up for Blitz more; even if he couldn’t shield him from Ozzie, the knowledge that Blitz was under some sort of protection or banner of courtesy from a demon prince might have made at least Verosika back down. He could at least have defended him.

At the same time, Stolas’s whole strategy for surviving life seems to have been deferring to the status quo or "what should be." His father told him to marry Stella, so he did. As a demon prince he was supposed to stay in his marriage, so he quietly accepted Stella's mistreatment of him to maintain that status quo. And when a Sin himself called out Blitz, well, Stolas went back to his strategy of keeping his head down.

We know that Blitz’s first instinct is to protect his friends, even if it puts him in the line of fire. But well, Stolas doesn't really seem to HAVE friends. He didn't have to put himself in the line of fire because he was always there to begin with. He was always the target. The one person in his life he might have had to protect was Via, who seems to have at least an OK relationship with her mother judging by her reaction to Stolas yelling at her. So either Via was never a target of her mother's vitriol, or Stolas was able to insulate her from it by absorbing it himself. Maybe a bit of both. Either way, he was her primary victim from the start. So his instinct at Ozzie's was to quietly accept his jokes, except that now someone else was also a target.

I've seen the scene at Ozzie's compared to the way Ozzie stood up for Fizz at the end of s2e7, and I think they are definitely important parallels. However, there's one pretty glaring difference: Fizz and Ozzie are already in a loving, committed relationship. When Ozzie yells that he loves Fizz, it may be news (to some degree) to the rest of Hell, but it certainly isn't news to Fizz. The same can't be said of Stolas and Blitz. When Ozzie asks if he gave up his perfect family just to fuck Blitz, Stolas COULDN'T deny it, because that would mean telling all of Hell- INCLUDING BLITZ- that he was in love with him. And at that point in the evening, after he'd been anxiously trying to get Blitz to engage with him at all throughout their supposed date, he had every reason to believe those feelings weren't returned. And what other reason could he give?

He missed his opportunity to stand up for Blitz, but when Ozzie turned his sights on him, Stolas had no choice but to tacitly confirm Ozzie's assumptions. And honestly, I don't even think Ozzie was trying to be cruel, at least not to Stolas. Blitz was a target because of his past with Fizz, but Ozzie could have just as easily been sort of impressed with Stolas, especially given his apparent reputation as a stuck-up bore. I mean, Ozzie literally holds Stolas up as embodying the meaning of lust, right after tearing down Moxxie for not being lustful enough. Ozzie had no way of knowing about the fragile, tender thing that Stolas and Blitz were just beginning to create.

Unlike Blitz, Stolas isn't someone who usually jumps into action. He wasn't prepared to leap to Blitz’s defense because he wasn't used to having anyone to defend. And by the time he was in familiar territory- becoming a victim himself- he had no way to defend him without offering up his heart on a platter for Blitz to reject and the rest of Hell to ridicule. So he stayed quiet, and it all came crashing down anyway.

I’ve seen people questioning why Moxxie’s mom was okay with him learning to shot a gun, but intervenes with Crimson.

It’s not the gun she has a problem with, she’s from Wrath. This is Hell, not teaching them how to use a gun would be just irresponsible. It’s either the mob or Crimson she has a problem with or both. Either she doesn’t want Moxxie to turn out like Crimson or doesn’t want him in the mob.

One thing was clear to me in this episode, Moxxie was never Crimson’s son. Moxxie was a means to an end, he was a successor, someone to take over after Crimson. Mom didn’t like that and she wasn’t scared of Crimson. In none of the scenes except the last one is she afraid of what Crimson will do. Either because she has a protect Moxxie or for another reason.

Also people are saying they where inconsistent about where Moxxie is from, and just because you where born somewhere doesn’t mean you grew up there. Moxxie couldn’t have been born in Wrath (where his mom is confirmed from) and grew up in Greed when Crimson took over the mob.

Crush

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Content; gender neutral, no pronouns, swearing, mentions of relationship insecurity, some suggestive themes, mentions of Polyam (fizz/Ozzie/reader)

Feat; Fizzarolli, Loona, Blitz, Stolas

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You got them acting up. When they're down bad,

Fizzarolli will constantly be touchy. Somehow, someway, he just needs to be in contact with you. Loves showing off- which means he'll do tricks, sing, and show off his flexibility (fuckin' slut). He'll brag about how cool you are, how fantastic, how amazing- to literally everyone. If he's in his relationship with Ozzie, the two of them talk about how they would integrate you into the relationship. Since Fizz actually knows how to communicate (unlike someone we know), he's very good with knowing about boundaries, needs, and expectations. Will constantly cozy up to you and will flirt shamelessly. He's just such a cutie

Loona can't hide it. She's so obviously enamored by you. Her intimidating facade shatters, leaving her an awkward, smiley, goofy love struck pup. Her tail will wag, she stands up a bit straighter, avoids eye contact, but listens so intently. Tries to crack jokes, but just ends up telling on herself. For reference, please see: "That's hot-" "Ha, I wish I had friends-". Can and will fight people for your attention. If you're in a conversation with Moxxie, oh wow, suddenly she has a reason to drop kick him into the next ring of hell. Blitz obviously knows if Loona has a crush on someone, so expect some glares, "playful" death threats, and lots of questions/comments about how you'd treat her, etc. He warms up.. Eventually. Either way, Loona doesn't care. All she wants is to be with you.

Blitz avoids it. He thinks love is stupid, that no one could ever possibly love him, and that he doesn't deserve a relationship. Depending on how close you are, he'll either: isolate, pretend he doesn't feel anything and attempt to act normal, or flirt. Tbh, I think if he's very close to someone, he'll isolate, because he doesn't know how to deal with his emotions. No matter how he handles it, everyone notices this change in his behavior, especially Loona. Like her dad, she'll be very protective and pretty harsh. Once she's sure you have good intentions, she'll be more accepting. Still pokes fun at you though. It'll take a lot of patience, determination, and a lot of forcing Blitz to communicate- but eventually, hopefully, he'll allow himself to be happy with you.

Stolas, somehow, becomes even more of a slut. We've seen how he acts with Blitz. Of course he's going to flirt and make passes. (However, if you're on the ace spectrum or are uncomfortable with it, he'll absolutely respect your boundaries). He's also one to spoil those he's interested in, whether it be thoughtful gifts, bouquets, you name it. He wants so badly to have and express his love and passion. Initially, there will likely be communication issues. It's entirely possible that he has relationship insecurity and will be a bit clingy, but will always try to give you the space you need. He just wants love. He just wants you.

GUH! There is NOT enough helluva boss x reader imagines out there in the world. I was wondering if you could do a romantic hurt/comfort imagine with any number of the helluva cast (literally I'll take any of them, you could even do just one and I'll eat it up) (if you do only do one tho preferably striker or blitz)(maybe platonic stolas) but basically reader (gn or fem) gets incredibly injured, and helluva cast feels its their fault, with lots of reader reassuring it isn't. Tysm!!!!!

It's not your fault.

Pairing: Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Fizzarolli, Striker, Stolas, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Mammon x GN! Reader

Warnings: Reader gets hurt, so violence

Word count: 900

✰Masterlist

Blitzø will feel absolutely terrible if you got hurt during an outing. He'll automatically blame himself because he's been the cause of so many others' pain. He'll immediately stop everything to protect you. Once you're back safe in his office, he'll have Moxxie tend to your wounds. When the two of you are alone, he'll apologize profusely. Telling him it's not his fault won't really calm him down, unless you grab him and look him in the eyes while you say it. Even then, he'll still feel guilty.

Moxxie will rush to your side to help you. He'll also bring you away from the danger and won't leave your side. He'll bangage up your wounds himself. Afterwards, he'll break down in tears and begs for your forgiveness. Obviously you do, but he'll continue to sob and cling onto you. He'll keep repeating how he's a terrible partner because he couldn't protect you. It takes a while to fully convince him that it wasn't his fault and you still love him.

Millie will immediately lash out at whatever hurt you. Like full on snarls and growls. She'll then bring you to whatever place is the safest. She'll apologize for putting you in harms way like that. You remind her that she's the one who protected her in the end, which makes her feel a little better. Make sure you tell her it's not her fault. She'll take less convincing than Blitz and Moxxie, but she'll still be extremely worried about you.

Loona will pick up your injured body and run away from the danger. Like Millie, she'll lash out, but only if something tries to attack you again. To her, it is more important to get you to safety than to try to fight. She'll insist on bandaging your wounds herself because she doesn't trust anyone else to do it. Will blame herself because she wasn't looking out well enough for you. She'll immediately agree when you tell her it's not her fault because your word is the only one that matters.

Fizzarolli will try to bring you away from the danger above all else. Since he's not really the best at fighting, his first instinct is to run away. Once the two of you are safe and out of breath from running, he'll break down in tears. He'll think he's not a good enough partner because you probably got hurt protecting him. Reassure him it's not his fault. That you still love him and he's the best partner you could ask for. He'll start to calm down once he feels your hands cupping his face.

Striker will immediately step in and protect you when he sees you get hurt. He'll pick you up and the two of you will flee on horseback. When you get home, he'll tend to your wounds. He ends up blaming himself because his job put you in harms way. He'll apologize for putting you in danger and kisses your forehead. You tell him not to worry because you knew he would all ways be there no matter what. That doesn't exactly make him not worry, but at least he knows your okay.

Stolas will internally panic and rush to your side. He'll go into his demon form and absolutely destroy whatever hurt you. He'll pick you up and carry you home. He'll have one of his servants tend to your wounds while he sits beside you and holds your hand. He will blame himself for putting you in a dangerous situation in the first place. He'll apologize profusely while holding you close, putting all the blame on himself. You tell him it's not his fault, he doesn't really accept that however and makes you promise you're okay.

Asmodeus will immediately go into his demon form to protect you. He'll pick you up and carry you back home, apologizing the whole way. He will blame himself because he wasn't there for you in the first place. He'll tend to your wounds, his large hands working very, very carefully. He promises to be a better partner for you. However, you tell him he already is a good enough partner and you'll love him no matter what. This doesn't exactly calm his nerves and he'll make sure he's always with you, or you have bodyguards from now on.

Beelzebub will freak out if you get hurt at one of her parties. She'll stop the entire thing for you, making sure you're alright. If you're not, the party will end and she'll bring you home. She'll get you anything you need or want, apologizing for hosting the stupid party in the first place. She won't host one for a while, wanting to spend time with you instead. Even if you reassure her it's not her fault, she'll still blame herself. She's the party host, it's her responsibility to make sure everyone has a safe and good time.

Mammon will actually feel terrible if you got hurt at one of his shows. But only because he has a soft spot for you. Surprisingly, he'll end the show for you and carries you backstage. He'll have his staff clean you up and your wounds. He'll blame himself because it was his show, so it's his responsibility to take care of you. Also surprisingly, he'll apologize and promise to do better. However, you might not be leaving his side for a few... months.

Star's notes -> I agree, there is NOT enough Helluva Boss x reader fanfics out there!! But, that's why I'm here :}

(Thank you, @willyoubethepookietomypookster for requesting!) (Requests are open!)

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