If you're stressed come to Sausage for a cuddle session!!! Cuddles for everyone! Cuddles for the bee boy(Mog)! Cuddles for the hole owner(Pix)! Cuddles for the admin(fWhip, no he isn't allow lore for that)! Cuddles for the log bros(Jimmy and Oli)!! And more :DD
He is even thinking of starting a bussiness with cuddles - Ghostie anon
He’s available for call! If you see someone that’s working too much, just call 222 and Mythical Sausage will appear to trap them in bed with comfy cuddles for as long as needed to get them to take a good nap!
Joe says if they hadn't come up with this idea on stream they would have done it, or (something like) gotten Cub to do it and then burn their small amount of political capital saving cub.
Joe just keeps wailing about Oli and my poor heart.
(Might edit this post with more)
EDIT! I CLIPPED THE WHOLE THING! Check the reblogs, or just go here:
Obsessed with Oli OrionSound asking JoeHills what the Resistance Assistance is and Joe responding
"You know, I don't really try to understand what Grian does, it really frustrates my kid because it's all she wants to talk about at dinner. She's like "Dad, why did Grian decide to do this?" and I'm like "I don't know". It's just like, why don't we talk about something more simple like politics in Europe?"
imagine. Skizz and the other new member are getting the introduction and welcome to the server, everyone is there, folks start getting materials and then a hand appears from underneath the ground and crawling up to the surface Oli Orionsound appears, he looks around searching for Joe and goes like "I finally found you!" and then sees how many people there are and is like "Oh, sorry am i interrupting something important" and he just manages to weasel his way onto the server and just doesnt leave and nobody knows what to do and jusr leave Joe to deal with him. Why was he underground on the hermitcraft server, how did he get there? he tries explaining it a few times, always bursting into singing halfway through and everybody listening just gets lost in his story and nods along to it extremely confused not understanding a single word. He and Skizz get along despite that and build a starter base together. its a dirt hut with cobblestone floor. its beautiful
Kestrels won my poll earlier so you know what that means...
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