Better times.

Fuck lap sitting okay, I want Obi-Wan to sit on someone’s thigh. Not because ‘oh he’s so tiny and delicate’ (I only really do the ‘small bb boy’ thing for kiddo Obi simply because 1: I think he should be a tiny kiddo/gangly teen lmao, and 2: I think he filled out as an adult and if he doesn’t have ass and thigh muscles for day, I don’t want him) but because I have a kink for thigh riding. I think Obi-Wan should get to ride someone’s thigh till he cums. This is all. He deserves that. Especially if they tease him calling him desperate and generally humiliating him for being such a slut plz give him this he deserves this many.

Something unbelievable happened this week.

A few months ago @mythrilthread  wrote to me asking if they could make a hand bound book of my fanfiction, three stories After the War, Water and Sunlight and Invitation, approx 85,000 words, as a gift for their close friend @lootthecoyote who is a longtime and fabulous reader of mine.

And they asked WOULD I LIKE A COPY as an author gift?

Of course I said yes.

The volume arrived this week! And I am BLOWN AWAY.

No lie, I cried.

Above are photos of the absolutely masterpiece of bookbinding art. Everything about the object is completely unbelievable - the cover, the art, the layout. It's bound with teal thread! Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's lightsabers line the top of the pages, facing each other no less. The original abstract art is on point.

I don't know if I'll ever publish a book, but it was SO moving to see this work in print. Even more than my phd dissertation, which, honestly, was not the labour of love this fanfic was.

I feel so seen and appreciated, all warm and fuzzy and full of awe.

Fandom is a magical place!

May the Force be with you @mythrilthread and @lootthecoyote

It is a dream come true to write for readers like you.

The Darkest Shadow

The Darkest Shadow (42,801 words, complete) by Destina

Fandom: Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Dark Disciple - Christie Golden

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi

Summary: On the day Luke Skywalker was killed by Imperial Inquisitors, Obi-Wan gave himself over to death, having failed in his only duty - but the Force has other plans. It's been ten years since Obi-Wan last spoke with Qui-Gon, and now they must work together to rid the galaxy of the greatest evil it has ever known. To do so, they must overcome personal demons and train to do the unthinkable, against the Code they were once sworn to uphold. The Force pushed them apart long ago for reasons neither could fully understand, and set an impossible test before them. Now Obi-Wan confronts the lessons of his past, in an effort to change the future.

Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Yoda (Star Wars), Mace Windu, Adi Gallia, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Depa Billaba, Cin Drallig, Ahsoka Tano, Quinlan Vos, Imperial Inquisitor Characters (Star Wars), Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Bail Organa, Breha Organa, Leia Organa

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Qui-Gon Jinn Lives, BAMF Obi-Wan Kenobi, BAMF Qui-Gon Jinn, Gray Jedi (Star Wars), Jedi Trials (Star Wars), Jedi Training (Star Wars), The Will of the Force (Star Wars), The Dark Side of the Force (Star Wars), Battle Scenes, Lightsaber Battles (Star Wars), Force Manipulation (Star Wars), Force Bond (Star Wars), Force Dyad (Star Wars), Battle Couple, Luke Skywalker Dies, Jedi in Love (Star Wars)

There Is No Death

There Is No Death

(5923 words) by scarletjedi

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi

Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin Skywalker

Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, but it's Star Wars so death is only the beginning

Summary:

When the Jedi died, the Force screamed.

Kenobi survives the Clone Wars. There is no Death; There is the Force.

Written for and Originally published in Passion and Serenity

beta read by PunsBulletsAndPointyThings

@gffa there's more wank about it? I hadn't heard anything else about it. But like--while there's a number of things about the entries I find a little silly, like multiple Free! slots or OFMD, this is just genuinely bizarre. That ship is like if you asked me what the most iconic Star Wars slash ship is and I told you Waxer/Boil instead of Obikin or Obiqui or Hanluke or even Dinluke.

Besides ObiQui who would you want to write?

Codywan

Cody/Rex/Obi

Obi/Fox

Obi/Alpha-17

ObiClones

I want to give writing Obi/Quinlan & Obi/Mace a shot

Din/Boba

Din/Cobb

QuiObi stuff to ease my overworked soul right now

Okay... here we go. One of my first illustrations from 2017. I didn't have a clue with what style I wanted to go and just went with it. One of my all-time favorites.

Not to ship something that rarely hits this blog cause I’m very much aware of the issues coming with shipping someone with someone who canonly raised them, but consider a modern AU: ObiQui really gives off leather daddy/soft brat vibes. And not just in a sexual way. Like Obi-Wan wander up to Qui-Gon while he’s trying to have a convo with his buddies and just shyly slipping their hands together, that’s cute enough, but then he brats a little by tugging on their hands till Qui-Gon is trying /so/ hard not laugh at him and turns to pepper his stupid little face with kisses and tells him to be good. Like Qui-Gon not taking him out on dates, so much as them crashing at his favorite leather bar for the night, Obi-Wan looking all soft and out of place in tan with that smooth shaved face and pouting because Qui-Gon didn’t tell him he’d look underage without any stubble while Qui-Gon laughs at him and the bartender gets a second opinion on Obi’s ID. Like people looking at them odd for the age difference (which is shockingly common in the LGBTQIA community okay so you really cannot freak out about it) but Qui-Gon, being the asshole that he is, just claims it helps with that GranddaddyDom persona Obi-Wan likes so much, who immediately squawks and shoves an elbow in his side. Elderly abuse. Anakin’s mom is a mechanic they end up at a lot cause she’s Qui’s favorite for working on his bike and helps him source parts and Obi-Wan sits on the floor of the shop and entertains Anakin with complex geometry they refuse to give him at school yet, and helping him learn a few more languages. Obi is just starting off high school english teaching and cannot stop adopting everything that comes up to him asking for help lmao him and Qui were meant to be. Anakin loves his mom’s favorite client’s boyfriend. Obi-Wan adores Ani with all his heart and gives him soft guidance when Ani asks very important life questions, like if he’s allowed to have a crush on both a boy AND a girl if he wants to. Ani takes this man’s word as law.

Basically. Older retired leather daddy Qui-Gon, who fell in love with a 23 year old brat that got lost on his first pride without Quinlan tugging at his hand to keep him from getting lost (Quinlan told you what did he tell you he said you would get lost and now you are lost because things are too loud and you dropped your cell phone for the fifth time this month) and ending up in a semi-quiet bar, hissing at the sensory overload and adopted by said old leather daddy that let him crawl into the dark side of the booth with him and pet his hair till he felt human again. Qui-Gon may have likened him to a tooka for a while there, thinking about how chirpy and loving he was when being petted.

I’m soft, and they have specific vibes that I roll with.

A: :(

A: *sees B*

A: :)

done for the QuiObi Discord’s Reverse Big Bang

@ladydisdayne2-0 wrote a a fic based on this piece called Captured and you should all go check it out ‘cause it’s real good!

(click to view in better quality)

I’ve had a plot bunny hopping around in my head for a few days now. 

Modern AU where Obi-Wan and Anakin are brothers. They were raised by their mom Shmi alone (different fathers. Obi-wan’s died when he was young. Shmi never told them who Anakin’s father was). When she died Obi-Wan (25) legally adopted Anakin (9). He’s doing his best but Anakin is struggling. When Anakin’s teacher requests a parent-teacher conference Obi-Wan meet Mr. Jinn and his life changes.

Pineapple 2: Bacta in the Habit CHAPTER 17!

Pineapple 2: Bacta in the Habit (68554 words) by scarletjedi

Chapters: 17/?

Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi, CC-2224 | Cody/CT-7567 | Rex, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, CC-2224 | Cody, CT-7567 | Rex, Dooku | Darth Tyranus, Yoda, Mace Windu, Plo Koon, CC-3636 | Wolffe, 212th Attack Battalion, 501st Legion (Star Wars), Sheev Palpatine, Padmé Amidala Additional Tags: Qui-Gon Lives, kinda? he comes back from the dead, qui gun unfucks the galaxy, pre-nightsisters, Light Bondage

Series: Part 2 of Pineapple Verse Summary:

so, my little "bacta is expensive pineapple lube" smutfic GREW GREAT BIG PLOTTY LEGS so now there's a sequel. It's a silly title for a not so silly fic.

Qui-Gon Jinn is back from the dead. The Sith don't stand a chance.

Chapter 17 - plans are made

many thanks to @punsbulletsandpointythings for being an awesome beta!