>.< sorry for everything lol
@rillette i tried
lyrics by the amazing rillette below the cut (with a bit of my own flair lol)
(car starting)
Yeaaahhh okay
Y’already know who it is
Yeah (car revving) alright
Okay yeah yeah (car revving)
Uh-huh.. lets go.
She green. On my lantern till I corps.
Wanna take her back to Balti more
Fit so fresh. stay looking like lettuce
Ask her to marry says her dad wont let us.
She Krispy on my Kreme call that shit hot and ready.
Wanna meet her parents. she said: maybe
Crisis in a sector too bad I gotta jet
Ask to see her later she says: ok bet.
Uh. Yeah. Green Lantern.
Go to do my job
Day is fucking saved
I’m good at my job
Back from outer space
Girl call me wawa
the way I hoagiefest
See her in my dreams girl
you the fuckin best
Ask her how she feelin,
Say she’s the one for me
Tell me she’s just playin
Says dont give me no ring
Yuh. Uh.
G-R- Double E- N
Dick so convenient call me 7. 11.
She get the goods and dip
Ain’t one for. commitment
Girl a red lantern ring (yuh)
The way she broke my heart
Got me twirling my hair
But she playin from the start (slide whistle noise)
Back in space.
Feeling kinda sad
See an Earth GL.
He asking how I am
Say I miss my lady.
She got me hurtin bad
Tell me why this dude just laughs (echo: that bitch)
When he worse off than i am?
Nah for real
Saw this fuckin dick
Just the other day
Sobbin out his eyes
Said “she wanted a break” (vine boom sound effect) (roblox oof)
Okay
(car crash sound effect)
[Speaking]
Serves you fucking right tho! serves you fucking right
I mean- ha ha!
now who’s laughing bitch
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vague DP x Noragami crossover time~
Hiyori is terrified of Danny; something about him rubs her so so wrong. She tries her best to be nice, but she is the equivalent of a shivering chihuahua puppy in his midst. Danny feels kinda bad about that, but he can't really turn it off without turning human so he tries to stay as calm as possible around her.
Yukine, on the other hand, loves him. He thinks Danny's so cool and keeps bugging him about stuff from America and trying to show off how much he knows about the culture (a very impressive amount actually), and goes nuts seeing all the things Danny can do with his ghost powers. Danny feels the same about Yukine, gushing about his Shinki abilities and urging him into telling stories about his adventures and Japanese culture. These two become good friends.
Yato is kind of indifferent, and then the tiniest bit jealous once Yukine starts looking up to Danny. After getting to know him a little more, Danny has a hard time believing someone like Yato is a real "god".
It doesn't take long for Yukine to start looking up to Danny, just seeing how easily Danny can take care of Ayakashi (named "Phantoms" in the anime, heh) impressed Yukine enough to ask for advice. Thus, Yato's "oh hey potentially a customer!" doesn't last more than a day or two.
Danny does accidentally hang out with Hiyori in human form, and she does not recognize him in the slightest. She also isn't afraid of him at all in human form.
Important note: Danny, to this trio, only know him as "Phantom"
Side idea: I,,, am gonna be honest, I dunno how the naming system would work realistically, but somehow with some word, Yato gets cut off from saying the whole word of something and Danny gets a funny feeling in his chest! By the time he feels two hands holding him tightly, he realizes that he is A) not in ghost form, B) not in human form, and C) he was-
"A Thermos?" Yato asked. "Bit of a random item, but- HOLD ON YOU'RE A SHINKI?!"
Danny did not, in fact, know he was a Shinki.
The idea is: Yato, being a "god of calamity" (if this isnt actually true, F to me), and Danny, being... whatever the hell amalgamation of ecto-energy and ghost shit and human being that he is- they both sort of? overlap? If that makes sense. And so, even though Yato did not intend to call a Shinki, nor did he know Danny was a Shinki (and that he had apparently bestowed a name at some point and completely forgotten about except- that's impossible what the fuck) he had none the less a new Shinki in his possession. One that turned into a thermos.
Idk how this would go plotwise, but Yato would immediately turn around and go "hey, Yukine, isn't this great? We can use Danny to keep food warm in the winter-!" and then he gets wrestled to the ground by Hiyori of all people, who was previously keeping a good distance between her and Danny and also panicking a little bit because it seemed like his smell completely disappeared what-
And Danny is just "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck" and "did my parents sell me to the calamity god at some point???"
The answer he gets is no, but he's never totally sure and is always suspicious about it.
Some more notes:
-> He freaks out Hiyori because he smells like an Ayakashi
-> Yukine is a little bit drawn to him due to their similar (enough) circumstances.
-> Yato doesn't give much of a shit beyond the usual, at first, because he's used to the presence of death and Ayakashi near him. And Danny's existence isn't much of a surprise to him after hanging out with a sort-of Ayakashi (Hiyori) for so long.
-> After transforming into a Shinki for Yato, Danny can, in fact, blight him! When he changes back to his non-thermos self though, he does not blight Yato.
-> Danny offers to teach Yukine math one (1) time when Hiyori is unavailable and it ends with both of them getting repeat lessons. Danny thinks its a rip-off that he's not in school and yet he's still doing homework.
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