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Drag king Julie my beloved <3
Biting him biting him biting him <333
#WAGH AGH OUGH#HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#OMG <3#THE FIT YOU GAVE HIM IS SO FUCKING IN-UNIVERSE AND THISSSSSSS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS#OB FUCKING SESSED#HE LOOKS SO FUCKING 70s/8s AAAAAAA#may i hold your cigar for you sir. Sir. Sir May I Hold Your Cigar-#rambles from the bog#oh man i really need to make a 'gift' tag so i can easily look at the wonderful stuff such as this...#offerings to the bog#yeah that'll work!#THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL!!!!
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i love them I Love Them I LOVE THEM I FUCKING LOVE THEMMMM
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occasionally ianthe will pop up into my mind i giggle and kick my legs and swoon. evil woman of all time
#im so fucking obsessed with her like peak white woman ever energy or whatever#name one other person that when faced with the options 'transmasc' or 'possession' everyone else agrees that possession is by far#the more normal option for her. im OBSESSED WITH HER ob fucking SESSED#woman that would genuinely manipulate god if she could#woman that is so down bad shes willing to lobotomize for it#woman that is so teehee silly whoopsie shell make an appendage of her family out of it. like GIRL. CALL ME#AND SHES OVER SIX FOOT#chat#tlt spoilers#the locked tomb
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#FUN FACT i was OB FUCKING SESSED with pokemon for like. 2 years#still has a place in my heart dgmw. i will always love my anipoke blorbos ❤️❤️ but then i watched st. and here we are !#but yeah. this blog was originally an anipoke blog lol. very...interesting times 2 say the least 😚#polls#bee.txt
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Crying laughing tumblr frogs I love you
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dungeon meshi is soo good and funny but the main cast are like the epitome of telling you a story about a situation they were 100% the bad guy in
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OB-FUCKING-SESSED WITH THE WAY THEY DID THIS SCENE . WISH I COULD SAY I EDITED THIS
#benjitalk#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi anime#delicious in dungeon anime#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#laios thorden#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#also thank god they were normal about marcille when she was up in those vines.
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BOTTLE EPISODE. THIRTEEN AND WILSON TRUTH OR DARE. TAUB AND FOREMAN GOSSIP SESH. CAMERON AND CHASE FAILMARRIAGE DIVORCE LOCKED IN A ROOM. TELEVISION !!!!!!!!
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my mom and i heard screaming outside and said “guess the eagles are going to the superbowl” and they are lmaooo
#eddie.txt#in case u ever wondered what its like in the philadelphia area. ppl here are OB FUCKING SESSED w football
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neighbor!abby hcs
warnings: nervous!abby, slightly pervy!abby, nsfw at the bottom, nipple play, pillow humping, strap mentioned, dacryphilia, breeding kink
• neighbor!abby who moves in on the twenty fifth of september, chilly air making her cheeks red and her breath seen while she moves boxes with a man. her biceps filled out her shirt beautifully from what you could see from the window in your bedroom
• neighbor!abby who grinned, freckles on display when you came to introduce yourself with a platter of cookies, eager and dolled up to meet your new neighbor, who took the house of the grouch old man who previously lived there.
• neighbor!abby who doesn't stop thinking about you after she shuts the door, taking a deep breath before returning to her friends who were celebrating the new house in her living room.
• neighbor!abby whose friends ask who was at the door and she blushes and tells them about the hot neighbor next door. they tell her that she should get to know you more and she says that she'll wait to see what happens.
• neighbor!abby who lied to her friends and makes up any excuse to see and talk to you. getting your mail? shes getting hers too. leaving for work? she's just getting home. somehow she finds a way to cram your routine into her already busy schedule as a nurse
• neighbor!abby who finally stops to have a full conversation with you one day outside as you both happened to return from work at the same time. she learned a lot about you; that you were a student, that you only lived in the neighborhood because your parents were paying for half of it, that you honestly didn't have the best relationship with your parents, and you learned a lot about her.
• neighbor!abby whose brain whirls and short circuits when she gets back to the comfort of her home and can focus on the interaction you two just had.
• neighbor!abby who accepts her fate when you start showing up in her dreams, and popping into her head when she releases some tension at night - fingers deep in her cunt and a pillow over her mouth while she fucked herself deep.
• neighbor!abby who notices you stop coming out of your house and assumed your schedule changed, until she learned that you had been sick for weeks.
• neighbor!abby who rakes the leaves in your yard and brings you food as often as she can while you're sick. who doesn't fail to notice the way you swoon every time she does - or maybe she's crazy.
• neighbor!abby who gets all blushy and nervous when you come to her house with food, asking to come in as a thank you for everything she did for you while you were sick.
• neighbor!abby who comes up to you at the neighborhood block party without anything to talk about, and let's you tell all the stories about everyone in the neighborhood that you want.
• neighbor!abby who asks you out that same night.
• neighbor!abby who is absolutely obsessed with you. starts planning your wedding the night after your date, empties a drawer for you for whenever you start sleeping over, buys your perfume and puts it on her clothes. ob. sessed.
• neighbor!abby who finally feels comfortable with her life when she moves in with you. you're her home, and she loves you <3
• neighbor!abby who fucks like a god
• neighbor!abby who bends you into a million different positions, just because she likes to see how flexible you are.
• neighbor!abby who gets off on you crying. overstimulates you so hard you cry, and she cums. absolutely loves it, and would frame a picture of you crying with her strap deep in you if she could.
• neighbor!abby who loves when you play with her nipples. fucks herself on your thigh while you suck her tits, she goes wild over it, and does the same to you if you ask - but certainly likes it more when you're on top.
• neighbor!abby who fucks herself in your bed when you go away on business trips, panties up to her face while she rides your pillow, cunt pushing harshly against the silk.
• neighbor!abby who's obsessed with the idea of breeding you. gets a special strap and everything just to pound you until her muscles cramp. loves to call you mama and tell you how good your pussy feels.
#abby anderson#tlou#tlou2#abby anderson smut#abby smut#abby anderson x reader#maya writes#abby the last of us#abby tlou#abby headcanons#abby fanfiction#abby anderson x female reader#abby anderson tlou2
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Can’t wait to see reader’s reaction when she finds out bruce wasn’t missing at all and Jason left for nothing 💀
"I can't believe we're selling out," Peg huffed.
"Hardly," Joni pointed out reasonably, contentedly refilling bins of bolts. "It's an independent family shop. Owned by a young mom with two adopted kids trying to break generational cycles of-"
"Okay okay," Peg huffed, kissing the side of her head as she bustled past. "It's not exactly a box store."
"AND she does do things for the community when she can, she's a busy lady, Peg. Remember when we had your cousin Larry's kids that summer and-"
"Fair enough," Peg said, ticking things down on her clipboard. "I still don't see why we're taking the money-"
"Because," Joni said, "Legally she has to pay us when we come to help out. And because if we take the money we can save it. Or donate it. And it makes her happy. And we don't live on a commune."
"I miss-" A yelp from you at the front of the store where you'd taken a phone call cuts off Peg's reminiscence.
"What the fuck!"
The two women look at each other putting down their bolts and clipboards, making their way to the front. Leaning on the counter.Not sure what's happening from your end of the conversation but- it's clear from the look on your face that you're less than pleased.
"And why didn't he just... Okay... No, no. Joni and Peg are here and the kids are fine. They want Pizza for dinner.... Okay, I love you too. Be safe. Call me when you get closer to town?... Okay. Bye, babe."
You hang up the phone and slam it on the counter with a stifled scream of frustration. "WHY ARE MEN STUPID?"
"Oh no," Peg and Joni unison, "What-"
"It's a long story," you sigh, rubbing your temples, "But instead of just fucking apologizing Bruce decided to just make up an emergency to get Jason to go to Gotham. He's fine though."
"Fucking men," Peg snorted, helping herself to a coke out of the cold case.
"Poor Jason," Joni tutted, "How is he-"
"Frustrated. Probably hurt. Annoyed- Mostly just happy to be coming home. He doesn't like leaving in the middle of the night."
Joni tutted again hefting herself onto the counter and shook her head as she glanced at the clock, "So- if you're feeding your hellions pizza for dinner, what does the baby want for lunch?" Hopefully, that distracted you a little.
"All I know is I'm ob-fucking-sessed with honey ginger beets. So maybe some of those and a grilled chicken salad," you shrug.
"And a pint of lemon cheesecake ice cream," Joni said grinning, calling after Peg as she started out the door.
"No don't," you protest.
"What?" Joni said innocently, taking a drink of Peg's coke, "You deserve a little treat."
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episode 5 thoughts!
heartbroken by no mat, but i was expecting it since min wasn't credited for this episode on imdb, and there was so much other amazing stuff going on, so i can cope. i do think they must be gearing up for a mat-heavy episode soon because his content has been so sparse thus far! we also didn't have lan this episode, which i'm good with since he got so much last week.
(minor imdb casting spoiler: ayoola isn't listed for ep6, so i'm guessing we may have no perrin next week. they definitely do have a lot of different groups to juggle! but IF mat & lan soon join the cairhien crew, we could condense things)
also sad at not much elayne, but again, the remaining episodes will probably be pretty big for her! same with egwene, that storyline didn't progress as fast as i'd thought it would in this episode, but OOF the preview for next week looks like A Lot!!
back to the beginning! falme looks SO COOL!!! and the opening scene with the seanchan was fantastic, it showed off so many different aspects of their culture in just a few minutes (namely their various Ceremonial Things and ideas of who's allowed to speak to whom)
lanfear just whispering "bitch" the second she revives killed me djkfjg what an icon. and we get confirmation that it is indeed the True Power that she used to revive herself.
Lanfear Unleashed is SO much fun oh my god, i love seeing her in full forsaken mode
moiraine telling rand that he can't sleep because lanfear will get him, girl don't tell him that he's going to internalize it and not sleep for the next 6 seasons. this season is really Wheel Of Time Origins: Rand's Various Emotional, Mental, and Physical Health Problems
elyas saying the ef5 aren't perrin's pack HOW DARE!!! i feel like they're making elyas even more standoffish/human-averse than he was in the books, which makes for an interesting dynamic and contributes to perrin's sense that his human & wolf sides can't coexist.
but hopper follows perrin!!!! the goodest boy!!!!!
AVIENDHA IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S EVERYTHING!!!!! although ngl her fake accent does sound a bit Fake to me lmao but i'm sure i'll get used to it after a few more scenes
hot dain bornhald is also here! he kinda compels me and i'm furious about it. if whitecloak why hot? in all seriousness, i can see already from his intro episode + the basics of his book story that he has the potential to be quite an interesting character if fleshed out more and given more screentime compared to what he had in the books, sort of a liandrin-and-alanna-like Main Secondary Whitecloak for us to follow
also he totally wants to fuck perrin you can't change my mind. buying him drinks and giving him a Cute Nickname, boy you ain't subtle! and then aviendha briefly hits on perrin later and also perrin stops her from killing dain. wake up babe, insane new WOT polycule just dropped djkfjfg
OB!!!! FREAKING!!!! SESSED!!!!!!!! with verin's detective subplot!!!! it is SO much fun, it delivers a ton of great exposition (namely about the black ajah), and it gives us a bigger peek into the brown ajah than the books ever did. i love this squad!! also katie leung was probably my first Girl Crush (not that i was aware of it) when i was like 8 so i was thrilled to see her show up here, god bless
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT GAVE US CONFIRMATION THAT GAWYN EXISTS IN SHOWVERSE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH when i tell you i came extremely close both to screaming and to falling off my bed!!!! i'd been hoping for a gawyn namedrop all season but having it here was SO unexpected! my current theory is that he'll be introduced in caemlyn next season along with elaida and galad, and all 3 of them will head to tar valon to look for elayne because they're worried after not hearing from her for a long time.
also now i want a fic where the wondergirls actually do get special permission from mommy morgase to leave the tower just so that they can attend gawyn's birthday party
anyway, someday gawyn and egwene are going to kiss with tongue onscreen and haters can die mad about it <3 oooh now i have a brand-new meetcute for them to look forward to since they didn't meet at the tower!
liandrin & nynaeve's convo in the ways was so good! they continue to do amazing work with that relationship and liandrin's character. AND WHEN SHE SUBTLY FREED THE GIRLS RIGHT BEFORE LEAVING HOLY SHIT i gasped!!!!! the LAYERS they have given this character!!! because yes she serves the dark BUT she still feels loyalty to her sisters (as seen in s1 too when she appeared genuinely upset over kerene's death) and can't stomach the thought of any of them, even the light-serving ones, being collared!
suroth saying with her whole chest "oh sure you're a forsaken but you're not even of the blood soooooo" god grant me her confidence. also another great illustration of the insane heights to which seanchan high blood take their superiority complexes. good god, what's tuon gonna be like?!
avi's fight scene was just as amazing as i'd been hoping and expecting!! 10/10 no notes. can't wait to see what she can do when she has weapons at her disposal!
and later avi tells us that she is out in the wetlands Looking For Her Man (that she doesn't yet know is Her Man) <33
moiraine saying "get rand some nice new clothes" and barthanes immediately offering to dress him, Sugar Baby Rand lives on! also, anvaere and barthanes definitely thought rand was moiraine's sugar baby after they cleared the warder possibility, you can't change my mind
also also, barthanes is so surprisingly sweet! i wonder if he'll still be a darkfriend, or if anvaere will be instead
lanfear making ishy dream about caressing rand's face in bed is something i will go insane thinking about every day until i die. like oh my god i don't even know where to START with unpacking that, so i won't even try djfkjg
like for real, they ALL BUT made it explicitly canon that ishy had/has a crush on LTT/rand LMAO it's what we deserve
and we get forsaken namedrops! moghedien, graendal, and "the boys." it could be that semirhage did still make it and lanfear just chose not to go on and on listing every single one (slash the writers wanted to give themselves some leeway in specifically naming forsaken in case they don't get enough seasons to deal with all of them), or it could be that one of the statues from last season was actually a man and/or stepin's statues aren't accurate, and we've got 5 men instead of 4 (in which case i'd imagine ishy, asmodean, sammael, demandred, and rahvin)
i'm gonna have to watch this ishy & lanfear scene again to pick up more because i was FAR too distracted by the initial homoeroticism to keep focusing lmao
aww i'm kinda sad not to get elayne & nynaeve hiding out in falme completely on their own, but for their sakes it's nice they've found (been found by) some Real Adults to help!
LANFEAR'S OUTFIT IN THE END SCENE LMAO this season really just went off the WALLS with horniness and kinkiness, and i am here for it. it's what rj would've wanted
now that moiraine and rand are indeed staying in cairhien after all, i really think we might get a cauthor reunion next episode!!!! fingers crossed!!!!
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hope youre alright with me drawing your N design, theyre silly :]
https://imgur.com/9DObaV6
MOTHERFUUUUCCCKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD. THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOD. THE WAY YUO DRAW HIS DUMB LITTLE SPIKES . HIS LASHESSSSSS <3333333 SDFHGFIDHFIUGSDHS8GHRS8OUFHIUDJRGOUDSJO IM LITERALLY GOING TO;CRRRRRYYYYYY IM LITERA.LLY GOING TO;CRY IM GOING TO FUCKING CRRRRYYYYYYYYY oh myfod thsisiogoood. FUUUUUUUUCK THE LITTLE HEARTS. THE FUCKING SPARKELS GOD U GOT THW WAY THE I. WANT TEED THE HAIR TO BE DR;AWN SO FUCKING WELL. HESLTIERALLYOS GOOD;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u know what fuck it any pronounce. SHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING PREEETTTTTTTTTY i need to be this NOW. THE WHISKERS;!! THE LITTLE HEARTS.!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god this is so good. im ob;sessed im obsessed i just. i think about thso darawing eveyr single day ITHINK ABOUT IT SO MUCH I LITERALLY THOUGJT I ALREADY ANSWERED IT IWAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN IREALIZED WAIT A MINUTE. NO I FUCKING DIDNT. anon i *think* i know who u are im scared i dont but if i do hiiiiii. im gonna KILL YOUUUUUUUU TAHNK YOU SO MUCH . ((BAWLS))
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Pick a Card readings - what I learned as a viewer/consumer
Part 02 of my vision of the use of pick a card readings. I’m someone who makes them but I also consume them as a viewer. I wanted to combine both in a post but it’s too damn long so I divided in two parts. Part 1, reader (link); and this is part 2, consumer.
Part 02 - From a viewer point of view
Link to part 01 here
I discovered pick a cards readings on YouTube back in 2017, was super into them for like a couple years before distancing myself from that whole thing due to realizing the spiritual bullshit I was getting myself into (it's a story on its own, so perhaps I'll go back to it at another time).
Found my way back to them back in December 2023, again on YouTube, then Tumblr, due to a specific love situation I needed insight on but for some reason wasn't willing or able to divine on on my own.
The Good & the Bad
I definitely think that they can bring actual insight to a situation. There were many time where I was blown-away by how accurately a pile described my situation, despite feeling like I was just ''randomly'' choosing the first one that pulled me in.
It's definitely an interesting exercise of intuition, to see if you're connected well to yourself and if you're able to grab the thread that shines with your color the most. It's quite fun to see that some days it seems really easy to find your pile from the first try, and some days you just struggle, or don't find it at all.
It's a nice way to get familiar with the feeling of your intuition ''clicking'' when you're looking at all the piles, and makes you realize that it's something that's available to a lot of people, and that's fascinating on its own.
That whole thing made me think about what was happening exactly. Like, is this internet reader I've never interacted with actually reading on my personal energy or situation? I don't think so. I went into it a bit in part 01 but yeah I think those readings target too general energies for that. I see it more like story lines floating in the air, and the reader is guided towards translating one of them (by who or why, I don't fucking know).
Don't get me wrong, it might still be accurate because we human are unique but we also are all the fucking same deep down, and history repeats itself all the time.
It's a game of resonance, as in, you're naturally drawn to the pile that holds the same note as the one you hold inside. And sometimes you do stumble upon a reading that is so crazy specific that it seems like it was made just for you. Not gonna get too into that because I found this post by @helianthus-tarot that explains it very well already.
However, something I've experienced myself and anyone has to be super careful about, is to not over do it.
I think it's very easy to end up in a toxic cycle when you keep looking at tarot spreads about the same topics. What happens is that you keep getting slightly different answers, which make you confused about the situation, so you want to find more, and confuse yourself even further in the process, thus starting an obsessive cycle of not feeling satisfied with anything.
It also removes your sense of agency. You end up trusting what you read online more than your own intuition and guidance and you abandon yourself, in a way.
I'm saying that because I went through phases where I was ob-sess-ed with those damn PAC because of a love situation that was frustrating me a lot, and my mood would actually fluctuate a ton if I got a good one or a bad one. It's like I was trapped inside my own head and was just mirroring the chaos happening within me and mistaking it for reality. It's possible that some of them were actually real but I had no way of knowing because I was seeking as many PAC in a day as I could, thus drowning any useful message and keeping myself in a state of fear that colored everything else.
So yeah that's your PSA to be more mindful about what PAC you decide to read or watch. Don't just read everything all the time. Take breaks and only do it if you actually have a clear issue in mind and feel called to a reading, and once you get the message you needed, let it rest until you or the situation develops further.
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I👏🏼AM👏🏼OB-FUCKING-SESSED!!!
He's BEAUTIFUL. This is almost giving George Clooney? But, like, prettier??? I just...I can't even.. HOWTFCANHEBESOEFFOERLESSLYGORGEOUS!?!?
#taz skylar#opla#one piece#opla sanji#sanji#one piece live action#vinsmoke sanji#one piece la#opla vinsmoke sanji#one piece netflix#Jesus Christ#omg he's just so effing beautiful#i don't even have the right words#i see this pic and want nothing but good health and unending happiness and successful for this beautiful man#Instagram
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What were your thoughts of the artful dodger? I want to watch but it’s not out in the UK yet
Ob. Sessed.
The show as a whole is fun and a good time. Genuinely enjoyable to watch. Good characters. Good plot. Consistent.
Jack and Belle? Oh fucking lord. They are classic ship. The chemistry is off the charts and I legit sat there with my mouth open just in awe of what was going on (from episode one!). There relationship develops so easily and naturally and they hit so many fantastic plot points. They embody the uptown girl trope… but it never feels too tropey. It never feels done before. They are familiar yet completely unique.
And beyond that. It’s so clear Belle is not simply a love interest. She’s a full character and her being in the story makes sense and is important without the romantic undertones (even if it’s great having them)
It’s an easy watch so if you get the chance to see it I’d 10/10 recommend
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