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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!
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corvidiss · 21 hours
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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.
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corvidiss · 21 hours
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corvidiss · 21 hours
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Everyone better have a crush on me because Im cool and awesome but also nobody better have a crush on me because that would be weird and gross
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corvidiss · 21 hours
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This was the funniest hour of my life
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corvidiss · 21 hours
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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.
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corvidiss · 22 hours
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mees discovers fibre crafts
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[ID: two simple pen doodles of a mouse with triangle feet, big ears, a pointy nose and little whiskers. the first shows the mouse standing and looking down at a ball of wool with one paw on the ball. the second shows the mouse sitting down with its nose up and a happy smile, wearing a hand-crafted scarf. end ID.]
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corvidiss · 2 days
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corvidiss · 2 days
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corvidiss · 2 days
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There is very little that frustrates me more than bird drama being just out of view.
Why is the pheasant running?? Is there another pheasant? Has the Red Vicar finally come to claim his father’s (the Red Baron) lands? Has one of the Golden Girls wandered off? What is happening???
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corvidiss · 2 days
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Hello fellow disabled people of tumblr. I know that 2010s-2020s culture has turned against the notion of asking to speak to a manager. I know that “can I speak to a manager” is the mark of the beast.
And yet. If someone at the front desk is telling you they can’t unlock the elevator. If you get a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot when you have the dmv card. If the door to the big stall won’t close and you’re telling the front desk about it for the third time in as many weeks. If the bus driver won’t give you time to put on your breaks and secure your wheelchair
Ask to speak to their supervisor. Mention he ADA. Drop a reference to “my lawyer.” Make a nuisance of yourself. You have to get used to taking up more space, and that doesn’t just mean physical space. You have rights. You deserve access. You don’t have to just take it to be polite.
You’re allowed to ask to speak to the manager.
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corvidiss · 2 days
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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corvidiss · 2 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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corvidiss · 2 days
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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way
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This is so wholesome
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corvidiss · 2 days
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But, for real, do you give a shit about real live Jews? Do you care about the violent antisemitism they face? Do you care about their physical and mental well-being?
OR do you only care about "antisemitism" when it's calling a piece of media out for being "antisemitic?"
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corvidiss · 2 days
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kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me
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