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Haha yes guys all these jokes are really funny.
Unrelated but can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest fire axe and the tumblr servers?
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Hi, I was just wondering how Talon Dick would react to Jason getting tagged by either fear toxin or cuddle pollen? 🦉
Ah yes! We already had cuddle pollen in “language of birds”, so let’s go with fear toxin!
Okay so I think we can all agree it’s no surprise that what Dick would see if he got tagged… would be Jason either being turned into a talon like him or dying in a gruesome way (maybe even at Dick’s own hands).
But Jason? Well, it’s no secret that they’re… very codependent. But his fears would manifest as Dick leaving him. Abandoning him (for someone better).
Consequently he’d be a mess of begging Dick not to leave, that he’ll do better. Be better.
Dick would be panicking, trying to reassure Jason that he would never, ever leave him, aggressively cuddling and cooing at him.
Of course, none of it works. Jason isn’t actually seeing him, so at one point the image of Dick holding him would switch to someone else taking him away and Jason would turn downright feral trying to get away.
Dick is hurt, of course. But he knows Jason doesn’t mean it (right?) and so he would stay and allow every single hit to land (“it’s fine, talons heal fast”) until Bruce physically pulls him away to administer the antidote.
After many, many tears and hugs Jason would try to make Dick promise never to let him hit Dick again, even if it’s because of fear toxin. Dick neither agrees nor disagrees, which, in Dick language, is an adamant refusal.
#they’re so codependent#is it healthy?#nope not at all#but it works for them#well until Jason dies#but I feel like I’m not supposed to say that out loud oops#fear toxin#they’re so tragic#dick’s worst fear is losing Jason#Jason’s worst fear is being left alone by Dick#in the end both those fears become reality#in the worst kind of way#that one instance Dick leaves Jason it ends with dick coming back to a too small body in a too small grave#oh the irony#owl song#talon dick grayson#ghost talks#Jason todd#dick grayson
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Habits and Traits Headcanons
(Im totally not projecting. Nope not at all)
Sky HATES the texture of baked potatoes, so much so that he almost vomits every time he eats them
Knowing this, whenever Wild makes baked potatoes he separates Sky’s portion and turns it into mashed potatoes (which he loves)
Wind flaps/clenches his hands when he sees a really cute animal/creature
When Time really laughs his mouth opens a little too much
Four is considered big for kid’s clothes but still too small for “adult” clothes
Hyrule sticks out his tongue when he’s REALLY focused. Like you’ll probably have to give him a good shake to get his attention
Legend has difficulty telling left from right and usually has to use his hands to tell which direction is which
Warriors subconsciously cracks his knuckles, even when his Zelda has told him he shouldn’t (its fun!)
Wild can not tell time for SHIT. Like if you asked him in the sense of where the moon/sun is then, oh yeah without doubt, but ask him to read an analog clock and he’s fucked.
Legend has a hard time controlling his facial expressions which tends to lead to some funny and not so funny conversations
Hyrule SUCKS at understanding sarcasm but goes along with it cause he’s to embarrassed to ask
Wild has a very monotone voice even when he doesn’t mean to
Twilight runs his tongue along his the inside of his teeth when nervous
Time cant sit normally in a chair to save his life and refuses to do so (unless in a formal situation)
Wind can switch from super affectionate (with consent of course) to “touch me and ill shank you”
Warriors can get very irritated when overstimulated
#linked universe#linked universe headcanons#lu time#lu sky#lu warriors#lu wind#lu twilight#lu legend#lu hyrule#lu wild#lu four#nearly forgot him 😭#anyways—#not projecting#nope not at all#tales out of orbit
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im totally normal about radio silence. completely normal.
#it definitely doesn't consume my every waking thought#nope not at all#I LOVE RADIO SILENCE#radio silence#aled last#alice oseman#aled radio silence#frances janvier#daniel jun
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Cᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Pʜɪʟʟɪᴘ Gʀᴀᴠᴇs ɪɴ Cᴀʟʟ ᴏғ Dᴜᴛʏ: Mᴏᴅᴇʀɴ Wᴀʀғᴀʀᴇ 2 [2022]
#it's incredible on how many levels he's NOT my type and yet he absolutely owns me since this game came out#not gonna lie tho Warren Kole is indeed the best thing about this sequel#absolutely phenomenal#I totally did not watch all 3 seasons of Shades of Blue in 3 days just for him#nope not at all#... yeah I'm gone#phillip graves#warren kole#cod mw#cod mw 2#modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty#cod
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god i am not ur strongest soldier
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Y’all, I think I just found my new favourite horse in this game.
#the legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#totk#Look at him!#so spotty and perfect#I love him#definitely didn't steal him from the old man......#before realizing he just gives him to you#nope not at all#I am innocent#my art
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“When you press me to heart
I’m in a world apart
A world where roses bloom”
- La Vie En Rose, Edith Piaf
#Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise fanart#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt fandom#rottmnt 2018#rise movie#rottmnt cassandra jones#rottmnt casey jones#casey jones jr#I'm not crying you're crying#me not watching Bioshock Burial at sea while drawing these two Nope#Nope not at all
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it's time to start living again
#astarion#bg3 virtual photography#astarion screenshots#astarion wallpaper#i finally did the spawn ending and im not ok#nope not at all#I will never be coming here again I need to speak with the manager no fuck the manager i need to speak with corporate#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion baldur's gate 3#astarion spawn#littlelovelore#baldur's gate 3#astarion posting
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I let my intrusive win and now have a Crowley Lock Screen. 🫡
#do i regret it?#nope not at all#but curse you intrusive thought#good omens#Crowley#good omens crowley#crowley good omens#I love him#no it not because-#shut up.#jk I love you guys#curse you David tennant#good omens season 2#antony j crowley#anthony janthony crowley
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Me: hmm, while I’ve got the time I should take a break from the art commission and just chill for a bit, maybe relax my wrist, arm, hand, whatever
Also me: imma draw some more, yknow what be fun? L a m b
Yeahhhh probably should’ve done something to actually give my body a break from drawing but cotl was calling and said yeahhh you should draw the lamb cause yeshhh, genuinely got no clue on how to draw their fluff tho, just so fluffy curly
And the lamb is just so shaped just gotta draw em
But yesss imma eep now cause uhhhhh it’s a lil bit late and I should eeep ^^’
#aceart#cotl fanart#lamb cotl#cotl lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#shhhhhhhh#definitely not 4am#nope not at all#^^’
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Ever think about how the Durge probably was scared to touch Gortash because they feared they would rip him to shreds?
I do.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur gate iii#durgetash#gortash x durge#bg3 durge#I totally don’t have fic plans for this#Nope not at all
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Urban fantasy story where the protagonist realizes their a unicorn because at their new lifeguard job every time they try to test the water they instantly purify it.
#not at all inspired by my lifeguard job where the chemical tests keep inisisting there’s no chlorine in the pool#nope not at all#okapi chuffing
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do you think that q!phil felt a warm presence by his side while sleeping - in between conscious and unconscious there's this feeling that he's being stared at and that there's something or someone lying there next to him - the deepest part of his mind tells him he knows whoever or whatever it is is safe so he, just, scoots closer to it. Said person (or thing) makes a quiet noise but nonetheless the warm presence q!phil felt becomes a warm embrace - and with a soft hum in the back of his throat, he relaxes completely before going back to his deep sleep
meanwhile, q!missa feels like he got run over by ten trucks but he smiles so big and wide and hugs q!phil a little tighter before also falling asleep
#qsmp#q!pissa#I'm soooo normal about them#i wasn't crying or punching the walls when chayanne put their beds together#nope not at all#I hope this is cute I'm shit at writing LMAO#this is about the CUBITOS !!! THE CHARACTERS !! NOT IRL !!!#if u see any misspellings or bad grammar no you don't
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Very noble of HBO to hold back all the Aemond content given how we totally lose our shit with literally two frames. They care about our wellbeing aww
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Just felt drawing larry, his just relaxing (he can't afford a vacation so his just chilling in his backyard)
#captain underpants#cu oc#pay no mind to what his wearing#definitely not something someone recently wore#from a recent thing#nope not at all
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