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Crowley noises (part 1)

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Ngk.

HNNG I WAS RIGHT, MAGGOTS.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. SPOILERS BELOW FOR GOOD OMENS S1.

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I WILL BE PROUD THAT I REALISED CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE HAD SWITCHED APPEARANCES. I THOUGHT IT WAS A SEASON 2 THING BUT THE COLOUR SCHEME, AND DAVID AND MICHAEL'S ACTING.

CROWLEY'S DISMISSIVE LOOK ON MICHAEL'S FACE. HIS QUESTIONING THE ANGELS. THE CASUAL ASSERTIVENESS.

THE POLITE PROTECTION OF THE JACKET FROM DAVID. THE HOLY WATER THREAT AT THE TRIAL. THE QUIET FLUSTEREDNESS.

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT.

Y'ALL TRIED TO SHOOT ME DOWN AND HONESTLY EVEN NOW IM QUESTIONING IF IT TURNS OUT THEY DIDNT SWITCH APPEARANCES OR SOMETHING IN S2, BUT DESPITE THAT, I PREVAILED. I'M QUESTIONING IT AGAIN NOW. BUT SO FAR AT LEAST, THE SHOW AGREES.

SO. YES. YAY. STILL SICK AND ON MEDS, HENCE THE VAGUE SCREAMING ON THIS POST, BUT I AM RARELY SMART IN THE WAY NORMAL PEOPLE PERCEIVE SMART, SO I WILL TAKE THIS WIN. THANKS APOLLO.

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I can’t believe I haven’t seen this before what the hell ahhhhhhhh I have so much to say *walks out instead*

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Crowley noises (part 2)

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Guys help I think Crowley is possessing me I am very suddenly overcome by such a WAVE of love for Aziraphale????

I mean I've always loved him but Jesus Christ it just got turned up to 100 suddenly I mean he's just so GOOD isn't he???!!!

He's so kind and he's so nice and he's so PRETTY I mean have you seen him in his little outfit with the comfortable-old-couch waistcoat he refuses to ever take off and the silly little bowtie he thinks is so stylish and you know it actually KIND OF IS but ONLY on him??!?! and that beige coat that suits him so well and he just looks so well put together and also so soft and cozy at the same time like HAVE YOU SEEN HIM???

And he's so gentle and he's so full of love for everyone and everything and he always tries So Hard to do the right thing... and he's so ready to change his mind about what The Right Thing is when he is presented with new information like that is such a rare trait!

And he's so FUN, you know all his weird little hobbies I mean who collects old prophecy books and misprinted bibles ONLY this weirdo!! And he's so obsessed with silly little magic tricks that aren't even magic at all when he could very easily do real magic instead but noooo, making people think you're doing real magic when your Not Actually doing real magic is so much more fun apparently idk??? And he collects licenses (shooting guns, driving cars, literally who knows what else, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if my guy knew how to scuba dive and fly a plane), and he learned French the hard way just because?? He likes learning I guess?? And he's so bad at it, it's so silly it's Infuriating but it's also so endearing he's taking such JOY in it!!

And maybe you'd THINK that's all he is, sweet little goofball, but no!!!! Beneath all that soft exterior, this very intentionally soft and fun and kind exterior that he's carefully cultivated for millennia, he's also so incredibly brave. I think about how he was ready to face the thing he feared the most, to save three innocent kids. He was so ready to give up everything he had, fall from grace and spend eternity in hell, just so these kids could live. Just so that family would be spared the grief. Just so they could have a few more short years of human happiness. He lied to his boss for justice and he lied to GOD for justice and he somehow got away with it who does that??? AZIRAPHALE IS WHO. And he Never backs down did you see him pick up his little sword at almost-Armageddon when Lucifer himself rose from hell to end it all and my angel was ready to fight Satan Himself if he had to HELLO???

And then he blew up his halo and casually declared war on hell to save two humans and his former boss and his bookshop what a fucking badass!!?!?

And have I mentioned how pretty he is yes I have but it's worth mentioning again because have you seen his eyes?? Color of the fucking sky, they are, and his nose is so perfectly shaped and his stupid lips with his stupid cupid's bow, and his hair!! Is just so Damn soft it's and I just want to watch him be himself and do his thing but I also want to HOLD him and protect him and keep him safe from everything because if anything ever happened to him I-... UGH.

I don't KNOW.

I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

There are a lot of temporary traffic lights around where I live at the moment, and my new favourite driving game when I'm waiting at one is to read out loud the last 3 letters on the numberplates of the cars coming towards me. (UK numberplate format is AB12 ABC for those across the pond). And as I was doing this I realised that I just sounded like Book Crowley.

Sometimes I don’t hyperfixate for a while. Then I see a billboard with

On it and I’m just like. Well, fuck.

I love how the demon guide to angels bit about avoiding Aziraphale and reporting all interactions to Crowley was clearly written by Crowley.

I imagine that for 6000 years or so Crowley has been doing his best in Hell to try to keep ahead of any possible attention or rumors...

But it kind of backfires because everyone in Hell is like wow you like won't shut up about that angel what do you like him or something...

And Crowley just ngks and bullshits something about how stupid that is how ridiculous obviously not he's not even his type and lies about what his type actually is...

Leading to Shax, who was pretty sure Crowley was lying, testing Aziraphale in the Bentley trying to get a rise out of him to confirm her suspicion.

*wobbles into frame* Hi maggots it's me, it's Asmi, the Good Omens Mascot or something, wait you know that, I'm sorry I'm delirious.

I finished reading Friday from the Good Omens book. It was hilarious (Shadwell hating all Southerners and by inference living on the North Pole PLEASE) but what I mainly remember is Crowley being mentioned on the second=to-last page of the chapter and me instantly swooning.

Like. All it requires is a mention. Seven letters and I'm a goner. I'm such a fool for Crowley.

Who is also a fool, by the way, both him and Aziraphale are fucking dumbasses not them funding Shadwell and his Smith army through sheer incompetence.

Anyway. Where have I been, you ask?

I have been very ill, I answer.

Oh, Asmi, surely not! you say in dismay, or you would if you were stuck somewhere before 1970 the year of our Lord and Saviour Bildaddy, which is clearly where my internal monologue is.

Worry not, maggots, I'm usually ill. This time it's a cold. As for Tommy the haematoma, he's still there, but I'm rather more occupied with the cold.

I haven't eaten proper food in around 20 hours. I haven't eaten any food in around... 14 hours. 15? 16? Why, you ask? I was asleep. And my intestines feel bleh.

I decided to drink flavoured sparkling water for energy, before realising too late that it is sugar-free and calorie-free. No energy from that, I'm afraid. Do I blame Famine? Yes, Sable, I'm blaming you.

*slurps the soda anyway* Hnnngk. I love you all.