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cadmusfly · 5 months

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To get the taste of Napoleon (2023) out of my mouth I was looking at the novelisation of Waterloo (1970) on the Internet Archive (which you can borrow for one hour at a time)

And Marshal Ney is

Written like he had a bad breakup with Napoleon

And is returning to a toxic relationship

Ney just can’t stay away

And he just keeps taking it

Also Napoleon used to be an adventurer like you

#cadmus rambles #napoleonic shitposting #michel ney #historical fiction #historical rpf #napoleon bonaparte #napoleonic wars #is the ship name neypoleon #caption later if I remember

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usergreenpixel · 10 months

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So, funny story. I was just playing the Sims 3 and I have a pack called World Adventures installed. It’s a pack where Sims can travel to France, China or Egypt. It also allows tourist sims to show up in the world where you’re playing. So I spot a French tourist and…

I’m still cackling.

#sims 3 #napoleon bonaparte #maximilien de robespierre #funny #frev shitposting #napoleonic shitposting

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joachimnapoleon · 1 year

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#Napoleonic #Onion Headlines #Napoleonic memes #history memes #Napoleon’s marshals #Napoleon #Napoleon Bonaparte #Napoleonic shitposting #Joachim Murat #Jean Lannes #Joseph Fouché #Louis-Alexandre Berthier #Joseph Bonaparte #Louis-Nicolas Davout

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armagnac-army · 2 months

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YES I AM

#dispatches from the marshal #the adc makes visual representations #the adc makes a visual representation of the marshal #SEND ME YOUR MIND PROBLÈMES I CAN HELP!!!#napoleonic shitposting #napoleonic shitpost

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elisabeth515 · 2 months

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An incomplete list of nicknames I’ve given/coined for Napoleonic marshals

Ney: ginger babey, marshal bae, THE babey

He was the original, so all subsequent “babeys” are in one way or another reminded me of him (also one could not be affiliated with English-speaking countries unless he’s a minority in said countries (eg. George Washington Carver))

Lannes: ladder lord

Murat: dummy thicc™️, Jojo, curly god

Moncey: goodest boi

Massena: ravioli lord

Augereau: gangstar

Macdonald: MacMarshal, macbabey (seldom)

Soult: bread man, cookie lord

Bessières: marshal cupcake, cupcake lord

Berthier: administrative cyborg

Kellermann: windmill man

Lefebvre: grandpa

Davout: Savage edge lord

This is as far as I remembered since it’s been YEARS since I was active in the Napoleonic community on tumblr, here’s a cupcake lord for you guys

Also special thanks to my mutual @histoireettralala for reminding me some of the nicknames

#marshal babies #Napoleonic shitposting

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flowwochair · 4 months

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how I was born

#napoleonic era #napoleonic #napoleons marshals #joachim murat #napoleonic shitposting #napoleonic shitpost

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empirearchives · 11 months

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I tried reading Polidori’s “The Vampyre” one night before I went to sleep and I for the life of me cannot remember a single word from it or anything that happened.

But I do remember that the author was very pretty:

#it’s probably because I was sleepy #need to reread it #napoleonic shitposting #vampires #Polidori #John Polidori #The Vampyre #romanticism #english romanticism #vampire novels #napoleonic era #literature #romantic #1800s #19th century

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histoireettralala · 11 months

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Incorrect Quotes

Lannes: I do two things and two things only, I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Murat: I just had a thought. Napoleon: I'll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.

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Masséna: Do you believe in conspiracy theories ? Augereau: No. Masséna: Would you like to start one ? Augereau: Absolutely.

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Napoleon: Do you ever think before you do something ? Lannes: nope! I like being just as surprised as everyone else. Ney: Lannes, WTF Lannes: The enemies can't know my next move if I don't know my next move either.

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Napoleon: So, did everyone learn their lesson ? Augereau: No. Lannes: I did not. Berthier: I may have actually forgotten one. Ney: Also no. Poniatowski: Oh good, it's not just me. Davout: exhausted sigh Murat: There was a lesson ?

#napoleonic shitposting #incorrect marshals quotes #part 71 #what's augereau and masséna's brand new conspiracy theory ?#lannes is in fine form today #davout needs a break from those clowns #so does napoléon

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thiswaycomessomethingwicked · 2 years

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last night when attempting to sleep i had a bat shit idea pop in my head. ghost lannes who just sort of hangs around napoleon judging all his bad choices reacting to napolington

Lannes would have OPINIONS about Napolington. He'd ghost prank the living shit out of Wellesley and would call Napoleon a Little Whore via spooky writing on mirrors in the hallway.

Some Random Person: Aren't you scared of the creepy ghost that is in your house?

Ghost!Lannes: HE'S JUST A LITTLE SLUT. A SLUT FOR HANDSOM MEN IN UNIFORMS.

Napoleon: I'd say I'm more mildly annoyed and wish it would shut the fuck up for once.

Ghost!Lannes: SHAN'T.

Ghost!Lannes and Bertrand would hang out and shit-talk people and it'd be very funny.

#finally back in town so answering asks #napolington #napoleon bonaparte #lannes #napoleonic shitposting #nox #murder fairies #arthur wellesley

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au-pas-camarades · 2 years

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i want to make a stuffed... marshossum

#don't ask why #napoleon's marshals #napoleonic shitposting

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mexicanwanderingsoul · 4 months

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#napoleon shitpost #napoleon 2023 #joaquin phoenix #not my photo

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cadmusfly · 4 months

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Tag Yourself: Unabridged Shitty Drawing Marshal of the Empire Edition

Yes All 26 Of Them + Bonus 2

drawn and compiled by yours truly, initial and probably inaccurate research assisted by Chet Jean-Paul Tee, additional research from Napoleon and his Marshals by A G MacDonnell, Swords Around A Throne by John R Elting and a bunch of other books and Wikipedia pages

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mike (Michel Ney)

- full of every emotion

- always has ur back

joe (Joachim Murat)

- it's called fashion sweetheart

- will not stop flirting

lens (Jean Lannes)

- bestie who will call u out on ur shit

- does not like their photo taken

bessie (Jean-Baptiste Bessieres)

- actually nice under the ice

- was born in the wrong generation

dave (Louis-Nicolas Davout)

- overachiever

- 20 year old boomer

salt (Jean-de-Dieu Soult)

- people think ur up to no good

- doesn’t cope with sudden changes 2 plans

andrew (Andre Massena)

- actually up to no good

- sleepy until special interest is activated

bertie (Louis-Alexandre Berthier)

- carries the group project

- voted most likely to make a stalker shrine

auggie (Pierre Augereau)

- shady past full of batshit stories

- will not stop swearing in the christian minecraft server

lefrank (François Joseph Lefebvre)

- dad friend

- in my day we walked to school uphill both ways

big mac (Étienne Macdonald)

- brutally honest

- won't let you borrow their charger even if they have 100%

gill (Guillaume Brune)

- love-hate relationship with group chats

- pretends not to care, checks social media every 2 minutes

ouchie (Nicholas Oudinot)

- needs to buy bandages in bulk

- a little aggro

pony (Józef Antoni Poniatowski)

- can't swim

- tries 2 hard to fit in, everyone secretly loves them anyway

grumpy (Emmanuel de Grouchy)

- can't find them when u need them

- complains about the music, never suggests alternatives

bernie (Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte)

- always talks about their other friendship group

- most successful, nobody knows how

monty (Auguste de Marmont)

- does not save u a seat

- causes drama and then lurks in the background

monch (Bon-Adrien Jeannot de Moncey)

- last to leave the party

- dependable

morty (Édouard Mortier)

- everyone looks up 2 them literally and figuratively

- golden retriever friend

jordan (Jean-Baptiste Jourdan)

- volunteers other people for things

- has 20+ alarms but still oversleeps

kelly (François Christophe de Kellermann)

- old as balls but still got it

- waiting in the wings

gov (Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr)

- infuriatingly modest about their art skills

- thinks too much before they speak

perry (Catherine-Dominique de Pérignon)

- low-key rich, only buys things on sale

- “let’s order pizza” solution to everything

sachet (Louis-Gabriel Suchet)

- dependable friend who always brings snacks

- lowkey keeps the group together

cereal (Jean-Mathieu-Philibert Sérurier)

- unnervingly methodical and precise about fun

- will delete your social media after u die

vic (Claude Victor-Perrin)

- loves spicy food but can’t handle it

- says they're fine, not actually fine

Bonus!

june (Jean Andoche Junot)

- chaotic disaster bisexual

- will kill a man 4 their bestie

the rock (Géraud Duroc)

- keeps a tidy house

- mom friend with snacks

#napoleon’s marshals #napoleonic era #napoleonic shitposting #napoleonic wars #history shitposting #cadmus draws #I thought it would be funny if it was hand drawn #i had to draw these over a few weeks or else my RSI ridden fingers would explode #I will reblog this a few times because this is so stupid and I’m proud of this #yes chatgpt helped because I’m not actually familiar with most of the 26 #ended up editing a lot of it but some entries are less based on history and more based on vibes #and as we know vibes are extremely accurate

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paper-mario-wiki · 1 month

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thought about how if napoleon dynamite came out today people would definitely be making Chad Uncle Rico memes.

#image #napoleon dynamite #shitpost

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lenny-link · 7 months

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TeamFortress2 x GoodOmens

bc my brain has been rotting between two fandoms that do NOT work together but here we are

i just wanted to draw that i hc engiespy dynamic the same as aziracrow and then idk what happened lol

dont ever let me cook again

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armagnac-army · 2 months

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WE DECIDED TO SHAER THE COATE

Do not ask.

#the great coat adventure #dispatches from the marshal #guest starring the duke of dalmatia #the adc makes visual representations #the adc makes a visual representation of the marshal #I DONT THINK WE CAN FIT MOER MARSHALS IN HERE #napoleonic shitposting

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druid-boy-punk · 1 month

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after starting this a year ago, i finally finished it :D

(all characters belong to erica wester)

#my art #2d animation #animation #lip sync practice #w2h #w2h sock #w2h jonathan #napoleon maxwell sowachowski #jonathan combs #sockathan #qpr sockathan #god i’m so glad that it’s over with #shitpost #ouchie my hand :(#Spotify

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