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mandatorycommunistbrunchhour · 3 months

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The tournament for Nappy (winner)

They won yay (I’m dead inside)

Their marriage did not exactly go as planned. . . they immediately started fighting over Nappy.

A wild Russian tsar has appeared, gasp

The actual winner, tsar Alexander

#The tournament for Nappy #napoleonic era #napoleonic shitpost #jean andoche junot #jean lannes #alexander i of russia #wait your disappointed that I didn’t listen to the vote?#since when was this a democracy?!

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neylo · 9 days

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Bonus sticker: Flat Marshal Ney, because this is how I feel.

#napoleonic era #michel ney #marshal ney #marshalate #napoleonic shitpost #napoleonic wars #napoleon's marshals

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historicalshroe · 1 month

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Napoleon and Alexander doodles 🤭

#napoleon #alexander i of russia #napoleon bonaparte #tsar alexander i #napalex #napoleonic shitpost #napoleonic era #gay #fanart #Shkroedër's art tag

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thefairyfellermasterstroke · 26 days

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If twitter existed in the Napoleonic Era

#idk why I made these #history #history fandom #french revolution #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #robespierre #maximilien robespierre #tsar alexander i #francis II #murat #joachim murat #josephine de beauharnais #fake tweets #napoleonic memes #napoleonic era #napoleonic wars #napoleonic shitpost #happy 1 of april btw

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goddammitjosef · 3 months

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Napoleonic era dashboard simulator

👑 le-emperor12 Follow

Just crowned myself Emperor. Will have fun restoring this country. Hello all.

🎨 daviddraws Follow

Love ur face

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welcome to the throne slut <3

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Hey thats our Emperor like?? Plz have some more respect

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im not french

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Marguerite Georges call out post ♡

I've been seeing a lot of fans of the Agrippina opera on my dash and it disappoints me that you still will support such an awful and vile woman. Georges is known to br the opposite of a "girls girl". She conflicts with all but herself. Not to mention her VARIOUS affairs with the tsar of Russia AND Napoleon, AND her lies of sleeping with the Duke of Wellington. For shame. Go unfolllow. Agrippina fans DNI.

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saying i should be cancelled for not being a "girls girl" then slut shaming me is crazy tbh

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SHE DEACTIVATED 😭😭

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LETS GO SLUTS

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Sometimes I feel like my husband doesnt love me... He writes to me like I was a nun, not a wife!

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Lol look what he writes me

#ᵗᵃˡˡᵉʳʸʳᵃⁿᵈ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ

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New header!

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YOU THIBK UR SO GREAT CUZ YOU HABE BAOATS

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Dude... respect the DNI

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JHSJSJS DONE WITH A NEW PIECE

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hey guys. Why did alexander like and unlike this

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so my dad just got killed um

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fml im gonna run away and become a potato farmer

DO NOT REBLOG

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i miss my grandma

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God doesnt hear me when i pray

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every hoe on my dick

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DO NOT FUCKIGN INTERACT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO THE FUCK RESTORED THE BOURBON MONARCHY I TOLD YOU TTO CROWN NAPOLEON'S SON OHMYGOD

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im sick lol

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Hello, this is Nicholas, please ignore the posts before this, that was my brother, hes dead.

#napoleonic shitpost #napoleonic era #napoleonic wars #napoleon bonaparte #alexander i of russia

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phatburd · 3 months

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(Some of) Napoleon’s Marshals … as birds.

For @flowwochair ✌️

Bessières

Davout

Murat

Masséna

Soult

Ney

Lannes

Gouvion St. Cyr, because of course

And not-Marshal Junot

#obviously this is not all of #napoleon's marshals #i might try to find other birds to match #birds #birb #joachim murat #michel ney #jean baptiste bessières #andre massena #jean andoche junot #jean lannes #jean de dieu soult #louis nicolas davout #napoleonic era #napoleonic shitpost

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apurpledust · 1 month

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junot cat looking at napalex stuff:

he looks like he's about to cry 😭

#ty etsu for the caption :3 #napoleon #jean andoche junot #alexander i of russia #napoleonic shitpost #cats #HE'S GONNA CRY #napalex

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josephponiatowski · 7 months

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One more thing,

I made this video quickly during school (I should be studying biology but it’s too boring for me)

I drawed this on my phone… oh god drawing on phones with fingers is so hard 😫

🔊 TURN VOLUME ON BECAUSE THERE ARE NO CAPTIONS

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO IN LOVE WITH NAPOLEON I DON’T GET IT PLEASE EXPLAIN 😭

#napoleonic shitpost #napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #history memes #bonapartism #shitpost meme

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credo--ergo-sum · 20 days

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A little overworked berthier for inbetween

#louis alexandre berthier #berthier #napoleonic shitpost #napoleonic era #napoleonic wars #napoleon #shit post

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promises-of-paradise · 8 months

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Rating portraits of Napoleon as if they were fashion photoshoots

He does the job and shows off his outfit properly, and poses as if he's on a battlefield to show off his military fashion, but his blank facial expression ruins the moment. Look at those eyes. He looks tired, and that is not a good look. 6/10.

Once again, he shows off the outfit well, but he looks very tired and almost bored - and this time, he doesn't even have an exciting battlefield backdrop, only a boring office! He is yet to learn how to slay. 3/10.

Now THIS is a good one. He's looking at the camera. He's posing dramatically. He's showing off his trendy hat. I am mildly concerned for his horse, but we're talking about Napoleon here. 10/10.

Boring and unimaginative pose (although I suppose he is showing the fact that his outfit has pockets, which is important information for anyone wishing to buy a Napoleon outfit). At least he's looking at the camera. But overall, this picture just lacks any drama. He learned how to slay, and now he neglects his newfound abilities? Disappointing. 3/10.

It would be hard not to look good with this fancy outfit! Look, he's even holding a sceptre to show how regal he is! His face looks a little blank and soulless, but combined with his fancy clothing it makes him look powerful and imposing rather than tired. 8/10.

Napoleon has finally mastered the art of dramatic posing. You can practically feel the drama radiating from this picture. ...However. He looks very, very grumpy, not in a grumpy-resting-face way, but in a genuinely angry way. But at least he's learned how to make facial expressions for his photoshoots! Who knows, maybe his grumpy appearance is part of his artistic vision! I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. 9/10.

#history #napoleon #napoleonic era #napoleonic shitpost #napoleon bonaparte #art history #napoleonic #french history #frev #first French empire

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crazy-meringue · 4 months

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AAAAAAWWUUUWWW

#napoléon bonaparte #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon i #napoleon ii #napoleonic era #napoleonic shitpost #THEY ARE SOOOO SWEEEEET AAFHDHAILFKQAAAAAAAA

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mandatorycommunistbrunchhour · 3 months

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Magical girl Murat and Bessières

Nobody asked for this . . . but i'm a generous woman

a bit of cringe sketches

I also remade a sailor moon scene (this show is definitely not my main inspiration for this . . . )

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#napoleonic era #napoleonic shitpost #my art #napoleon #bessimu #jean baptiste bessières #joachim murat #I´m drawing Lannes next unless anyone protests #magical girl #also I forgot to mention that Murat is not wearing any underwear

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neylo · 2 months

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Steal the look: Revolutionary Wars edition

I have a day off. I should be working on my thesis.

My stupid ass decided it would be a great day to recreate the Ney’s portrait with the stupidest hairstyle ever. Like seriously what even are those pigtails.

Sad thing is that I’m around the same age as he is on this portrait and my hairline looks worse

(Feat my Darkling cosplay tunic, because I don’t have the uniform at home, which might be a bit surprising)