#Nadia and Vlad
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guys I don’t think you understand
I need to see Nadia and Vlad get together. They need to kiss. This is the best Hoyo ship. (Mostly because it’s canon and no one will fight over them getting together) pls pls pls be canon in lantern rite 2025. They went on a date this year, but I need more!!
Also pic not mine, I found it on the internet
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the proud members of the vampire's embassy
#ts4#the sims 4#🌱#straud: all#straud: extras#oc: nadia amrani#oc: helena whitlock#oc: marcellus luong#oc: inessa kurti#oc: yakov petrova#vladislaus straud#sorry ik they're just boring cas screenshots 🙈 haven't been able to play many games lately#my vlad straud fanfiction comes first
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Background appearances from the promo vid!
#Fischl#Bennett#Tartaglia#Vlad and Nadia#Chen the Sharp#Heizou#Yanfei#Cute video. I wanted to see xinyan though ToT#I swear the promo stuff is so inconsistent about the friend group dynamics#genshin impact
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Childe being the boss of a bank while being Absolutely Feral
The Tsaritsa sending Childe, A Boy From The Countryside Who Never Had Any Formal Schooling, to run her bank: This is going to be the funniest thing ever
In Childe’s head, accountants cover everything to do with numbers, so when he’s in doubt, he just assumes someone’s job is “accountant”. This is almost never true. Vlad is a bodyguard, he literally stands outside the bank doors, WHY WOULD YOU THINK HE WAS AN ACCOUNTANT--
Childe: Haha yeah I’m an accountant!
Ekaterina, exhausted: You are not. But points for trying.
Childe, very proud: I work at a BANK!
Nadia, who knows that Childe basically just fights people without Actually Working and is the office’s baby: That’s right, honey 😊
Every night Childe gets tutored by someone who does work in the bank on various financial matters and he becomes ridiculously financially savvy even for a twenty-something working in a bank
Childe is crazy good at understanding money if you give it to him in terms of fighting-related things. “Wow, ten of these are worth one Dull Sword!”
Childe who doesn’t understand why people can’t just fish for a living. It’s simple. You find a good cave, set up a fire, and catch fish whenever you’re hungry. His employees are horrified. Childe, is this why you’ve been eating so much fish lately. Childe, are you just catching your own fish despite being one of the most well-paid men alive. CHILDE--
Someone shows up for an appointment with a bank advisor, and Childe, who is HORRIBLY disappointed after learning this truth, pulls them aside and is like, “You know they’re not a fiduciary, right? Banks just want to make money. They don’t actually care about you.” His employees are like. You literally are the boss of this bank can you please stop chasing away business
Childe watching a fisherman about to buy mutual funds or something: “You need to understand that they take a 2% management fee off this, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but in fact if you compare it to products from places that aren’t our bank, you could lose a lot in the long run--”
“Childe banks aren’t a scam”
“Okay then explain why Andre the accountant taught me to always be careful about mutual funds with high MERs and then immediately tried to sell that same bad example mutual fund to a client HMMM”
Childe who honestly thinks the concept of money is a scam. Why can’t we just all fish and hunt meat together and share food.
Childe’s employees are ALL scrawny paperwork office job people so they’re like. Childe we can’t. Just hunt down wild boars. That’s primitive and we don’t have muscles.
Childe backseat driving to other people’s financial decisions and they’re like can you please get this twenty year old out of my face while I decide on mortgages. Childe doesn’t even give good advice he’s just really freaking annoying
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#ajax#genshin ekaterina#genshin vlad#genshin nadia#northland bank fam au#why are there so many tags to tag :/ sir :/#'quill why is your content so outdated' i haven't played in a long time okay TT i haven't even unlocked the chasm i'm so behind TT#the way that i didn't even like childe and don't even have him but i still make so much content for him. okay clown.#everyone coming in like 'sumeru is SO good and amazing and [insert any chara from sumeru] is SO good you'd love them' and i'm like#i KNOW and i am SO excited but unfortunately i will probably not be playing anytime soon rip#life is meant to be enjoyed at your personal leisurely pace and i am for sure doing that but also.#can i enjoy it at a faster pace so that i can get hyped with my friends over new updates please
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KISS ALREADY!
IVE WAITED YEARS
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fatui subordinate npcs r so !!! funky !!!!! i love all of them !!! fatui subordinate appreciation post, they deserve it for putting up with their bosses
#i love lyudmila and mikhail always getting important news late#i love viktor and his friendship with lily in mondstadt#i love vlad and nadia and their lantern rite slowburn#i love ekaterina I JUST LOVE HER#I LOVE LYUDOCHKA I LOVE HOW SHE GETS TO FOLLOW HER DREAMS#i love katarina and her love for her brother :((#i love anton and how hard he tries for his comrades#ilove javert hes funky.. still hung up on the ONE time sandrone scolded him#i would be the same king#i love boris (fireblade morisu) he thinks hes so cool with that nickname#i love tae!!!! shes a bitter angry horrible woman. i support her#also nobody touch me but im convinced zoya would be absolutely gorgeous#I WANT TO SEE HER SO BAD#i love the cicin mages !!!! and the anemoboxer !!!!!#oh i lied i actually hate the electrohammer guys#but just them !!! the rest are chill#strawberrie speaks#genshin fatui
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Beiguang interactions? Al Haitham banner? Hu Tao being the star of this year’s Lantern Rite? Yunyan in the same space? YaoYao showing up for the first time in 2 years?
No, no, we’re having none of that. We all know what’s the most awaited characters this Lantern Rite:
They’re npcs but every once in a while I become so invested in these two they’re so fucking cute
#vlad#nadia#genshin impact#i need to read that epistolary fanfic of them again that fic was so lovely#npcs
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find it so funny that Genshin Impact has the Fatui as the evil guys like they are your enemies and stuff but almost every member of the Fatui you can talk to you can befriend easily lmao. like yeah sorry about all the evil shit that happened i was too busy hanging out with my besties Viktor, Childe and Nadia to care.
#genshin impact#literally tho they are some of my favourite characters#like i am so invested in these random Fatui members like I need Vlad to make some friends so bad you don't even know#And when Snezhnaya comes out they better fucking let Viktor and Nadya go home like my poor babies just wanna go home#(keep spelling Nadia's name as Nadya cause that's like. the usual spelling of the name i've seen and my brain is small)#Nadia just misses her family and snow and Viktor is just kinda bored and doesn't know what he's supposed to be doing#Tsaritsa please let them go home most evil thing she's ever done tbh#it is kinda funny how people's faves are usually like. main characters but my faves are just like. random Fatui members lmao#I would die for Nadya Vlad and Viktor tho like actually
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speaking of lantern rite - the cutscenes are always my fave bcs there are just. so many little background details and animations that you can just see the love and effort poured into it every year waaah
#esp with the more unique npcs. nadia. vlad. the ferrylady.#then there was the one detail of the kid and her dad that shenhe is looking at#and you seem them a little later one as shes dragging her dad to the fence#sorry. lantern rite makes me so emotional#step right up! || 🪄.txt
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fatui couple my beloveds
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It's them~
#so glad they are keeping it going#genshin impact#lantern rite#the exquisite night chimes#vlad#nadia
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THEY HAVE FINALLY MET OMG
#genshin impact#northland bank#okay so i was talking to vlad when the game time changed and nadia appeared#thought it was cute#Nadia genshin impact#Vlad genshin impact#crappy phone pictures
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Nadia and Vlad (do not separate them!)
NPCs appearing in Liyue, they stand guard at the Northland bank, Vlad during day and Nadia at night. They can be also seen during all three Lantern Rites enjoying the festival together.
Karkata
Machine created by a scholar named Abattouy in pursuit of making a robot that could think. He appeared during Tighnari's story quest. After the scholars sudden death, Karkata starts stealing spare parts from passing caravans to "repair" him. Tighnari later takes him to Pardis Dhyai instead of destroying him as he should according to the Akademiya's rules.
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When you say they bully vlad, is it bully affectionate or bully bad?
mostly bully affectionate but vlad takes literally everything personally because he is an insecure narcissistic baby man so when they mock him he's like "I've no idea why I bother with the likes of you people. You are all moronic, crass, and therefore beneath me." to which theyre all like "ok Vladdy Daddy <3 whatever makes you feel better!"
#jade answers#anonymous#straud asks#except for yakov he literally just calls vlad stupid on the regular#yakov taught vlad how to read and write in russian and english#so every time they meet yakov is like Let us touch up on your grammar skills my dear idiot boy!#marcellus and helena constantly mock vlad for being a sex pest. he says anything and they're like#Vladdy Daddy you would feel so much better if only you got pegged. Why don't you visit a brothel my boy?#they all call vlad 'boy; and vlad HATESSS it. he's always like 'I am NOT a boy. I'm a GROWN MAN!'#to which nadia will pinch his cheek and say 'Yes sweetheart and look at how grown you are! <3'#actually inessa just straight up insults him too because he has a terrible sense of fashion. but she does that to everyone so its ok#in my universe pretty much everyone mocks vlad bc he takes himself so seriously and hes incapable of having fun#even the vatores make fun of him except caleb doesnt mean to hes just very honest and whenever caleb sees vlad#acting like an insecure narcissistic baby man he's like#Vladislaus you are being unreasonable again. Perhaps if you had a hobby you wouldn't have such a terrible personality#lilith wants to murder vlad it isn't even bullying on her end they literally hate each other#lilith is also vlad in a different font. insecure narcissistic baby woman#the only person who takes vlad as seriously as he takes himself is breanna lol she thinks he's sooooo cool#but canonically every vampire ever thinks he's a wet blanket#all of this lore predates the straud legacy btw. this is all vlad/brie backstory reprisal lore#when vlad and breanna finally get together and start a family he's a lot less petty and vindictive. he calms down a lot
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beidou/ningguang for the ship bingo
Heyyyy beiguang the ship that sent me crashing through genshin hell.
Love them! With every loaf (not crumb, that bartending event was not in any way a crumb for those two) Hoyo drops for me it just makes me more insane. I hope they drop some whatever it is that's going on with kiamei from honkai about those two.
#fish asks#genshin impact#beiguang#i read a few fics about them and they jump-started my interest in the game#though cute art of those two fatui in northland bank (vlad and nadia) were my actual first exposure of the genshin
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So the new codes are out and on
Good for him good for him <33
YESSS i watched the stream lol they were all like "(smug smile) and timaeus is with a girllll this event seems like it's going to be quite romantic (smug smile)" alsdmskjdmlksjd
#congrats timaeus for being the first genshin impact character with a girlfriend#now when will vlad and nadia get together#gnshin#starpros sunshine#preguntas
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