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william-scott77 · 10 months
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Zoomies Gummies
Are you ready to try the next-level magic mushroom edible? Zoomies Gummies by Icarus. One pack contains 12 gummies worth 3000mg of psilocybin, for 250mg of psilocybin per gummy. This is making them perfect for microdosing if that’s what you want. If not, then you can get stoned for a few sessions with so many gummies in one pack. Such low quantities of psilocybin per gummy make it easy for newbies to regulate their doses and control their trips. Psychedelic gummies are available now at acidparadize.
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lipid · 2 years
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today was such a win for biology fans
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butchyena · 2 years
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i have once again in the process of making edibles forgotten how many edibles i consumed along the way and am now once again violently high
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2-dsimp · 11 days
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Smonophillia
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(Female reader!)
🔞MDNI🔞
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Cw: Overstimulation, excessive creampies, overstimulation, dacryphillia, degradation, praise, begging,
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The Dramatic Beggars
“Baby please lemme in there! I promise I’ll make you feel so good! Haah you teasing me? Are you really even asleep right now? Fucking having your slutty pussy suckle on the tip my cock but not letting me in any deeper—Ahn! Darling please make some room for me in that delicious cunt of yours. I’ll die if I can’t cum inside you”
He whimpered pathetically into the crook of your neck deeply inhaling your lovely scent as he rutted desperately against the crease of your ass. Trying to dig his cock deeper inside you whilst you lay there slumbering on peacefully. Unaware that you’re pushing your lover to the brink of insanity as your snatch clamped down harshly on the sensitive mushroom tip of his throbbing cock. Denying him of any further entry inside your welcoming wet heat due to how tight your walls constricted his movements.
The greedy opportunists
“Damn Doll you look so gorgeous when you’re stuffed so full of me. Awe look at you squirming n moaning in your sleep like a whore. Are you having a wet dream about me molding the shape of my dick inside your gummy walls or is my fat cock too much for you? If that’s the case… Don’t worry sweetheart I’ll make sure you get well acquainted with my size. By stretching you out every god damn night with every chance I get my precious little fucktoy”
He chuckled deviously delivering deep long strokes inside your squelching cunt. Making sure to pound his shaft roughly inside of your gooey plump walls hitting that spongey sweet spot that made you cream endlessly on his invading thick dick. That repeatedly ravaged your guts in an effort to make your cunt mold itself in his cocks image. As his fat tip kept kissing the tip of your cervix with every mean pelvic thrust.
The stress fuckers
“Oh fuck yeah that’s the good stuff! You always manage to brighten up my day with your pretty pussy babe. I can’t thank you enough for allowing me to take out all my frustrations and stress from work inside your tight cunt. Fuck! you really know how to treat a man right my sweet baby girl.”
He gushed lovingly as he continued to rub the tip of his cock up and down your puffy pussylips. Licking his lips with a happy go lucky grin as he gently but firmly wrapped his hands around your neck as you slept while he proceeded to ease his long pulsating dick inside your puckered slicked hole. Moaning in satisfaction as he began rocking his hips against your ass. Making sure to bury his long shaft deep inside your sweltering dripping snatch. Using you as he pleased as he fucked away all his earlier frustration and stress from work, abusing your pussy in the most ravenous ways.
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ervotica · 4 months
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fix your head
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pairing; perv!stepbro!rafe cameron x fem!stepsister!reader
warnings; stepcest, smut 18+ only, fingering, p in v sex, somnophilia, free use kink
a/n; just been having brainrot abt stepbro!rafe so here’s a lil drabble/thot abt him! (yes i am insane)
A rough palm presses to the small of your back as the covers lift, a chill twining around your suddenly exposed skin that has goosebumps raising even in slumber. You whine, brows scrunching as lax fingers loop around his wrist and you twist further into the sheets. Your eyes open and desperately try to acclimatise to the darkness of your bedroom, but all you can decipher is a looming silhouette that begins to crawl on top of your slack body.
"Shh, shh," Rafe soothes. His breath is hot against your prickling face. "'S just me. Go back to sleep. Just g'na fix your head a little."
"Mm, okay." You settle once you realise it's only your stepbrother, eyes fluttering closed once more. His touch immediately has your pert nipples hardening, the soft sheets beneath you enough stimulation to make you squirm even in your half-asleep state.
Bruising fingers curl around your hips, lifting them until your back arches and your face smushes into the pillows beneath you; he makes light work of your panties, pushing them to the side as his big palms knead the fatty flesh of your bum.
A finger sinks into your weeping hole and you gasp, pushing back into the touch as he curls it just right to rub over your g-spot. Your gummy walls contract at the newfound pleasure and an arm flies back in seek of purchase against Rafe's wrist.
"I know, I know," he coos, slipping in another digit and picking up the pace until the delicious friction has you stifling moans into the sheets. "Keep quiet for me, kid. Wouldn't want your mom finding us, would we?"
The feeling of fullness is gone as quickly as it appeared and you're still for a few moments, features crumpling in vexation.
"Don't get bratty on me now, you little shit," he chuckles, watching as your face falls once more when he lines his mushroom head up with your drooling entrance. You garble and gasp as your cunt parts and flares around him, fluttering walls hugging him and moulding to the shape of his curved cock.
Fingers splay against the base of your neck, effectively silencing you as he starts to rock his hips; fingernails dig into the delicate flesh there and you whimper, tears tickling at your waterline as he presses you further into the pillow to keep you quiet.
"Got this pussy trained f'me, haven't I, kid? Attagirl, nice and quiet for me."
He twines an open palm into the length of your hair and tugs to reveal your blissed visage, watching with rapture as your expression changes the more he toys with you.
You squeak as he reaches down to pinch and roll your swollen clit between two fingertips, teeth baring into a growl when he clasps a merciless hand over your whining mouth.
"I told you to be fuckin' quiet, slut. Too much of a whore to take it nicely, hm? Too ungrateful?"
You shake your head vehemently, tears pooling at the base of his fingers as his thrusts pick up speed, head of his cock kissing every spot inside of you until you can't think of anything but how good he's making you feel.
He wrenches his hand free and you sag like dead weight, a punched breath of air expelling from your lungs with every cruel rut of his hips.
"There's my girl," he croons with a wicked smile, satisfied now you're fucked too dumb to do anything but drool onto the pillows beneath you. "You just, relax, kid. I'll be finished with you soon.”
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howlyourmelancholy · 9 months
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Dream Baby Dream
summary: in which dreams become a reality.
warnings: jamie is being a dominant little shithead, which we love. dirty talk. little bit of rough sex. NSFW.
words: 669.
notes: i would say that i'm sorry but honestly i'm not. consider this a direct follow on from 'dreaming of you'. i hope enjoy another little smutty blurb for james.
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I had a dream about you, actually.
At the time, you regretted uttering those words. Sirius had given you shit for days, constantly poking and joking about the true nature of your dream. He’d insisted that it hadn’t been about penguins, or if it was, it was because the bedsheets or your knickers had cute cartoon penguins on them. After a few days and several stern warnings, he finally let the matter go.
James, however, had not. He’d pestered you for hours and days until you finally snapped, yelling the truth at him, after omitting a few details, of course. All you told him was that the two of you had had sex in a classroom.
Nothing more, nothing less.
That had been mistake number two, because the next thing you knew, he was grinning at you with that lazy smirk he always had. And you'd looked at him with suspicion and not believed him at all when he'd told you not to worry about it, that it would be your little secret with him.
But now?
Now you don't regret a damn thing.
James had bent you over Slughorn's desk so that you were facing the door. He had one hand fisted in your hair, the other grabbing you cruelly by the hip. Your skirt was rucked up around your waist, and your knickers were pulled aside, the elastic band of them digging into the flesh of your hips.
Unlike in your fantasy, James wasn’t trying to keep you quiet. He was doing quite the opposite. James had made it his mission to make you moan as loudly as possible every time you clapped a hand over your mouth or bit your knuckles to muffle your cries. The drag of his cock was mind-numbing. He had your eyes rolling back and your toes curling with each thrust, the mushroom head of his cock crashing into a spot that had the air leaving your lungs in little gasps.
Your nipples scraped beautifully on the table, only adding to the sensation overload, making your core gush around his cock as he rearranged your guts. "Come on, baby," James whispered against the nape of your neck with a hot breath. His lips practically melted into your skin, sending wisps of fire licking through your veins as he trails kisses down your spine.
The sound of his voice made you whimper and had you trembling beneath him as he tugged on your hair. The feeling of his cock in your gummy walls was holding you on the verge of oblivion. He was the only thing keeping you from tumbling over the edge, and you both knew it. "Wanna hear those pretty sounds," he muttered against your sweat-slicked skin, his tongue chasing a droplet down your shoulder blade as you pushed back to meet the piston of his hips.
You couldn’t find your voice around your knuckles. You knew your skin was going to be bruised in the shape of your teeth, bitten blue and purple beneath his relentless assault. You were terrified someone would hear you, that they’d walk in and see James Potter splitting you open and how much you loved it, but the thought of him stopping was physically painful.
"S’close," you managed to gasp as you dropped your hand back to the desk. You curled your fingers around the edge of it, your nails digging against the underside. Hearing this, he snaked his arm around you, his fingertips finding your clit to draw tight circles.
"You gonna cum? My whore's so fucking greedy; go on then," he said, his tone mocking as he pulled your hair, forcing your head up and making you stare at the door. He thrust deeper until you were sure he was in your throat, pushing you into the desk until your hips were bruised too. "Just be a good girl and let me hear those pretty little moans. I want the whole school to know who's fucking you, so go ahead and scream my name, baby."
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kteezy997 · 4 months
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The Candy Man-Part Eight//W.W.
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warnings/info: Wonka family fluff, mention of secret sex room at the chocolate factory
A few months later…
It was all coming together. Willy worked day and night, creating the chocolate factory, all while coming home late and still helping with the babies. Your man barely slept, and you knew he was tired, but he was determined to create the most spectacular chocolate factory that the world had ever seen. You were just glad that he had hired an entire staff to help him, so he wasn't doing it all on his own.
Finally, he allowed you to come and work with him as well. He didn't want you to go back to work too soon after giving birth. But you insisted that you were ready.
The first day, you brought the babies along to see their father's work. They had grown so much. They were crawling everywhere, and so interested in the world around them. Their hair had thickened and become curlier, and they had plump, healthy little bodies. Maple was sweet and cuddly, and you were able to tie her hair up into tiny ponytails on the top of her head. Mocha was sweet too, but he could be a little too adventurous, almost to the point of getting into mischief.
You carried Mae and Willy carried Mocha into the chocolate room. This room was going to be special; you could tell by the way Willy had talked so excitedly about it.
"Alright, it's just behind this door." he said, turning the handle. He looked at you, biting his lip.
The door opened, and you didn't know where to put your eyes. The room was vast, with vibrant colors. Lush green grass, giant mushrooms with whipped cream spots, edible flowers of all shapes and sizes, and trees that rained gumballs. And trees adorned with giant gummy bears as well as multi-colored candy canes. The walking path was a rainbow of lights under your feet.
"Everything you see is edible, y/n." he said, setting Mocha down to explore.
However, the most jaw-dropping thing was the centerpiece chocolate river that flowed all through the room.
You were speechless, it took you a moment to really take it all in.
Willy took Mae from you, letting her join her brother in chewing on the candy grass.
"Willy...this is incredible. It's like nothing I've ever seen."
He came over to you, taking you in his arms. He kissed you, smiling softly as he pulled away. "It's all I ever wanted for myself, but I did it even bigger because of you and the babies. You, my family, are my biggest inspiration."
Your heart melted, and your eyes welled up with happy tears. "Oh, Willy, we are so lucky to have you. You work so hard, and we are so proud of you." you looked around the room again, "This is like a dream."
"It's just Pure Imagination, my love." he looked into your eyes, "Come with me." he said with a nod. He picked up both of the babies and started a stroll through the candy room.
You were delighted to follow them, and watch your children ooh and ahh at their father's creations. All the while, Willy sang his little tune, which he used a lot at home with kids, "Pure Imagination." His voice was so angelic. Maple and Mocha were mesmerized every time their father sang. You were certain your children would know the song by heart by the time they started to talk in full sentences. He had been singing it to them since they were still in the womb, after all.
You could see your future. Your curly headed kids growing and running amuck through daddy's factory. Willy would let them have all the sugar that they wanted, within reason, of course.
Now that Mr. Hudson had granted you a divorce, you had a vision of a magical wedding with Willy, sans candy. Sugary treats were your life with Willy, but you were both happy having a traditional wedding without all the busy colors that came with your Wonka treats. Mocha was the ring bearer and Mae the flower girl. It would be absolutely perfect; a day full of pure love.
.............
One evening, Willy came home, all excited. "Honey, your office is ready. Let me show you." he said, grinning widely and taking your hand.
"Whoa, whoa, Willy, who is going to watch the kids?" you giggled.
"Oh, I've got that covered." he said confidently, opening the front door of your home to reveal Noodle and her mother, Dorothy.
"Hey, y/n!" said Noodle, her eyes already searching for the little ones she adored. Once she spotted them in the living room, she ran to them immediately.
You greeted sweet Dorothy, thanking her for babysitting as well, and then you and Willy were off to the factory.
…….
Willy showed you your new office, and it was spacious and cozy. It was the perfect workstation! He even took the time to put up a couple of photos of the twins on your desk, as well as a vase of fresh flowers for you.
But he was more excited to show you something else. He led you to another room just down the way from your office. He put in a secret code that was several digits long. “Alright, my love, I hope you like this.” he smirked.
You walked in, seeing a queen-sized bed in the middle of the room and suddenly you were realizing what this room was meant for. There were big jars of different chocolates and candies all along the walls. Large ropes of red licorice hung on hooks. There were oversized candy canes as well.
“Wow. You continue to surprise me, Mr. Wonka.” you said, in awe of the…playroom.
“The walls are stone, of course, so no one can hear what goes on in this room.” Willy took your hands, “Honey, there are things that I want to experiment with, but just for us two. I hope you’re comfortable going on this…sexual journey with me?”
“Oh, yes, Willy, of course!” You kissed him, “I can’t believe you went to such lengths for me. It's so sexy. I love you, baby.” you then nuzzled your nose against his.
“You know that there’s no limit to what I’d do to please you. It’s my life’s work, darling. Well, after being a good husband and father, and making chocolate of course.”
“Wait, Willy, we’re not married.” you giggled.
Willy’s eyes widened, “Oh yes, that’s right. I forgot.” Then, he got down on one knee, "Y/n, will you marry me?" He presented you with a little jewelry box, opened it, revealing a beautiful diamond ring.
You gasped, without even thinking, you blurted out, "Yes!"
Willy smiled from ear to ear, slid the ring on your fourth finger on your left hand and shot up to his feet to hug you.
You were lifted off of your feet by him, and you cried tears of joy as he spun you around with glee.
"You're gonna be Mrs. Wonka!" Willy cheered.
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therealraeweber · 4 months
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I've never really been one to share "Christmas Hauls" or anything like that, since it's always felt a bit strange to me to brag about Christmas gifts, but I did get one that I absolutely feel the need to share here! After many months of very un-subtle hints to my parents, they got me this book on identifying mushrooms in BC! I've always loved taking pictures of mushrooms, so having a way to identify them seems so exciting and fun!
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So, after getting this lovely Christmas present, my dad and I went out mushroom hunting the other day. Even just walking through the woods near our house, we saw so many cool mushrooms that we probably would have overlooked had we not specifically been looking for them. So, without further ado, some fun mushroom pics :)
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A bit about mushroom identifying below ⬇️
While my dad and I had a lot of fun looking for mushrooms, we ended up having a really hard time identifying them, even with the help of the book. To be fair, my dad and I are both beginners here, with very little mushroom knowledge. Like anything else, I'm assuming it will get easier the more I practice identifying with the book and the more I learn about mushrooms, but it wasn't as easy off the bat as I had hoped. A lot of the mushrooms we found didn't quite match up with any examples in the book, or matched up with more than one, so it was really hard to be certain. If anyone here knows more about mushrooms of the Pacific North West than I do, please feel free to hop in and tell me what I've found!
The only one I am semi-confident with is that the orange jelly I found is some type of Witch's Butter. I did the mandatory "poke with a stick" test on this and it was definitely the right gooey texture. I've seen lots of people talk about Witch's Butter on tiktok, so I had some familiarity with this one already.
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I also think the white jelly one may have been the Spirit Gummy Bear. It looks a little bit different than the photo, as it seems to have less of a stem, but we did find other ones of this mushroom nearby that looked a bit closer to the reference image. But, still, not sure. I was mainly going off of texture for this, as it had the same translucency as the reference image.
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Other than those two, the rest have been challenging as they look similar to multiple mushrooms in the book. The veined one (bottom left) may be a chanterelle of some kind, probably a white chanterelle, but again, they didn't look exactly like the book example, so that would just be a guess. Another thing that made identification difficult is that a lot of the mushrooms we found in the book stated they grew only in late summer and autumn, which it currently is not. Perhaps this is a climate change thing? Or maybe we were just looking at the wrong mushrooms? Who knows?
The small one on the top right seems like it is a bonnet of some kind, but whether it is a lilac bonnet, bluefoot bonnet, or brown bonnet is hard to say. The colouring seems similar to the lilac bonnet shown in the book, but the shape seems closer to the bluefoot bonnet.
The white one on the top left is the most challenging for me, as it is the most generic mushroom I think I've ever seen. I mean... if you asked me to think of a mushroom, that is probably what I would think of. It resembles quite a few different species in the book, so if anyone has any input or knowledge to share, it would be much appreciated.
So, yeah! For a first time out mushroom hunting (or rather, mushroom spotting, as we didn't pick any) it was a lot of fun, and a surprising challenge. We saw around 15 different types of mushrooms, and could confidently name none of them. But I did have a lovely time out in the woods taking pictures. I took WAY more pictures than I had to show here, but my camera's auto focus was fighting me a little bit. I don't shoot macro very often, so I suppose I'm a bit out of practice. Hopefully for the next time I go mushroom spotting, I'll be better both at identifying the mushrooms, as well as taking pictures of them. Until next time!
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eldritchw1tch · 10 months
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Preliminary Gayeties: Preparatory Materials for Interested Parties
Greetings, all! As you may be aware, @barricadescon​ (x) is happening this weekend. Myself (x), @shitpostingfromthebarricade​ (x), and @grantairelibere (x) will be hosting one of the social night panels, and we are BEYOND excited! Below, I’ve got a bit more information for you:
As you may know, Preliminary Gayeties is one of the chapters of the Brick, in which Grantaire, Joly, and Bossuet get a bit trashed while they wait for Lamarque’s funeral to reach the riot stage. The three of us have a fairly longstanding personal tradition of reading this chapter aloud and playing a drinking game whenever we’re together, and it is to this custom that we would like to invite all of you. Now, in order to fully participate, you may need some supplies! All versions of these supplies are equally valid, and certainly it can be played with simple water and any snackie of your choice. However, we find it is MOST amusing when you have a specific bev or snack to stand in for each one specified. To that end, we provide a guide below so that as many people as possible may be prepared to participate fully in our game!
First of all, we need some bevs:
The primary drink is (usually red) wine. For substitutions, we suggest: any wine you personally prefer, a wine cooler, grape juice, grape flavored gatorade/sports drink, any kind of purple drink mix, some water with red/purple food coloring in it, Just Straight Up Water, whatever speaks to you!
In much smaller quantities, the activity also calls for beer (specifically stout), brandy, and absinthe. 
For beer, we suggest: any beer of your choice, a nonalcoholic beer, some lemonade, Just Some Bread, ginger beer, ginger ale, any kind of cola, etc.
For brandy, we suggest: brandy, whiskey, any dark liquor, Just A Shot of Maple Syrup, tea, a shot of coke or pepsi, etc.
For absinthe, we will do The Ritual, in which you put a small amount of absinthe in a cup, put a sugar cube in a strainer above it, and slowly pour water over the cube until it has dissolved. For substitutions, we suggest: any violently green energy drink, mountain dew, sugar water with green food coloring, Just Eat Some Licorice, ouzo, a straight shot of lime juice, or anything else unhinged that your little heart desires!
For snacks, we suggest you have some bread, along with…
Oysters. For substitutions, consider: smoked salmon/lox, any shellfish or seafood of your choice, some nice oyster mushrooms, oyster crackers, gummies shaped like shells idk do they sell those, frankly Swedish Fish, etc.
Brie. For substitutions, consider: any kind of cheese or faux-cheese, any kind of Bread Spread you prefer, butter, flavored butter, jam, marmalade, etc
Ham. For substitutions, consider: bacon, turkey bacon, turkey, any kind of cold cut you prefer, thinly sliced vegetables, veggie burger, etc
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pigeonquinndraws · 1 year
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HEHEHE NEW MEET THE ARTIST >:3 (thats me!!!)
COMMISSIONS OPEN: drawing $25, painting $45, DM for details :)
Text: meet the artist 2023! Pigeon quinn, they/he, 25, autistic, silly
⭐: pink and yellow, outside, mushrooms, spooky shit, my GF, frogs, fruit gummies, BITING! BARK BARK BARK!!
☠: grapes, meat, horses (sorry), COLD ❄, thunder storms, ~ open spaces ~, sitting still, being quiet, SOGGY >:(
Image: a low angle cartoon drawing of a cane user with heart shaped glasses, pigtails, and big chunky sandals, rendered in mostly pinks and purples
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william-scott77 · 10 months
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Psilo – Psilocybin Mushroom Gummy Cubes 3.5g
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phoenix-manga · 2 years
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How would Octavinelle react to Manaphy if they learn about this Pokemon? Manaphy is known as the Prince Of The Sea
They'd need a bit of convincing because... something that looks vaguely alien-ish was a Prince?
Phoebe is no expert on Manaphy but that was what she heard about this Pokemon from scholars and old people alike.
Floyd doesn't care about the lore crap though, he thinks it looks like a gummy bear and wants to chew on it to see how squishy it is.
Jade thinks that Manaphy's head shape resembles a mushroom so he daydreams about a mushroom Manaphy, barely listening to what was being discussed.
Azul though, he'd question why is it that Manaphy is a Prince of the Sea when all Phoebe knows was that its wondrous power was to be able to bond with any Pokemon? Sounds cheesy in his opinion.
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winwin17 · 7 months
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Mogtober 2023: Day #8
(late again, but I like this one and have an idea for it)
Prompt: A Nevermoorian Shop
"Wait! Hold on! I need to get one more thing!"
Morrigan thought this was probably the third time Hawthorne had said this by now, but she was so amused by him that she didn't complain.
The two of them, along with Cadence, had planned a sleepover at the Deucalion one autumn weekend, and presently the trio was down at a quaint little corner shop, loading up on candy and snacks for their event.
The particular shop they were in was full of all manner of corner-shop type things, and coupled with its warm, glowing ambience and the way the interior was decked out to look like the inside of a fairy's forest home, it felt nothing like any old convenience store, which made it a popular stop among kids and teens.
Morrigan and Cadence had already made their purchases, but Hawthorne kept getting distracted by things he found exciting. His arms were already loaded with sour gummy dragons, glow in the dark slime putty, pickle flavored soda (for "Truth or Drink"), and one or two other snack items.
"Okay, but make it quick," Cadence sighed, plopping down on a little mushroom shaped cushion near the door.
"What, you don't like this shop?" Hawthorne asked.
"Yeah, I like it. I'm just impatient to watch you lose miserably to me in Scrabble," she answered, tapping her fingers on the small wooden box that held her new game. It was her first very own personal Scrabble set, but she was already quite good at the game. She was certain she was way better than Hawthorne bragged about being, but she wanted to prove it.
"Ok, I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying!" Hawthorne said. "But I'm not convinced you're gonna beat me."
While he made his purchase, Morrigan and Cadence busied themselves talking over what they planned on doing when they got back to the Deucalion. Soon enough, Hawthorne came waltzing over carrying his goods, and something else unexpected.
"Look what I got!" he sang excitedly, holding up his treasures, which turned out to be three helium balloons on long strings wrapped securely around his hand.
"Balloons?" Morrigan said quizzically.
"One for each of us," Hawthorne beamed, unraveling the strings to hand them out.
"Really?" Morrigan's eyes went wide. Suddenly it felt super special somehow. No one had ever given her any kind of balloon in her life, even though she could remember finding them fascinating when she was little and had always known in the back of her head that it was something every kid got at some point.
Hawthorne didn't reply, just handed hers to her. It was stylized as a black cat face with an adorable pink nose, and just the one Morrigan would have picked for herself, in remembrance of the black kitchen cat she had liked back at Crow Manor.
Naturally, Hawthorne's balloon was a dragon, all shiny with blue and teal and purple scales. Cadence's was colorful, too, but it wasn't shaped like anything interesting, just a regular round shaped balloon, and on each side was printed the words. . . .
" 'Im sorry'? " Cadence demanded. "Hawthorne, why is mine an 'I'm Sorry' balloon?"
"I thought it was fitting," he shrugged. "Because I'm sorry I have to put up with you, and I'm sorry you're gonna lose at Scrabble later!"
"You turd," Cadence mumbled.
Morrigan had been speechless so far, but now she found her voice.
"I've never actually been given a balloon. Thanks, Hawthorne."
"Yeah, well, don't get too attached to it," he advised.
"Why not? Don't they last a while?
Hawthorne chuckled knowingly as he pushed open the door to exit the shop.
"Helium balloons never last long around me."
"Why not?"
"Ohhhh!" Cadence suddenly had a realization. "I know why."
"Why?" Morrigan demanded. "What is it? What's the deal with helium balloons?"
"You'll find out," Hawthorne said, grinning. "Come on, let's go."
No matter how much Morrigan pressed, she could not get Hawthorne or Cadence to tell her anything about why helium balloons were so significant the whole walk back. Hawthorne kept saying she'd find out "when the time was right." Cadence wouldn't offer any information, other than, "Don't let him fool you. It's really stupid."
When they got back to the Deucalion, they all ate some supper, and then their evening of activities officially began. They had discovered another special new room in the Deucalion, which was really not much more than a closet, but inside there was a rope ladder, and when they climbed up it, they arrived in a big, wonderful room on the very top floor that had arranged itself into the perfect sleepover room, complete with a glass domed ceiling that looked up at the stars. This is where they dumped most of their snacks and other goods, but Cadence demanded her Scrabble battle against Hawthorne be held in the Smoking Parlour.
"But why not up here?" he protested.
Cadence only said, "My game, my challenge, so I get to choose the setting."
The game actually got quite intense for a tabletop game, and Morrigan found herself on the edge of her seat watching them (she could play in the next round, but this was a long-awaited battle just for Hawthorne and Cadence.) It was quite a close game, in fact, but in the end, Cadence did win, and Hawthorne let out such a loud, dramatic wail that Jupiter had to come in and check that everything was okay.
"He's fine. He just lost a game," Morrigan explained.
Jupiter tried rather unsuccessfully to hide a smirk, and told Hawthorne he'd rival Frank for dramatics.
After more Scrabble, Hawthorne's infamous Truth or Drink, and an almost illegal consumption of snacks and candy, the mood was quite hilarious.
Then Hawthorne decided it was time for the helium balloons.
Morrigan watched in horror as he used a pocket knife to make a small slice in his beautiful dragon balloon. The next thing he did was even more ridiculous. Before too much air escaped the balloon, he brought it up to his face and inhaled deeply from the spot where he'd sliced it.
The next thing Morrigan knew, Hawthorne was talking, jabbering about something in between giggles, but the voice that was coming from him was NOT Hawthorne. Instead, it sounded like he'd been hijacked by a giddy chipmunk. Even though she was bewildered, she couldn't help letting out a laugh.
"What did you do?" she asked.
So once his voice went back to normal after a few seconds, Hawthorne introduced Morrigan to the hilarity of inhaling helium. She was hesitant to slice her pretty cat balloon, but Cadence said, "Just use mine. It's stupid anyway."
Morrigan was blown away in disbelief when her own voice surprisingly shot up several octaves. The biggest surprise was how it was totally out of her control. It made her feel giddy and lightheaded, and when she laughed at herself it sounded even more ridiculous than her talking. Hawthorne was practically in tears with laughter at her by the time it wore off a couple moments later.
"Ahaha, it's so awesome! Your voice is so high, you could sing opera with Dame Chanda!" He guffawed and wiped his eyes. Morrigan laughed, too, especially when Hawthorne breathed in more helium and started singing some musical scales just like the ones Dame Chanda sang when she was practicing. Of course, Morrigan wanted to try it again, too. Pretty soon, even Cadence was reluctantly laughing, although she still refused to do it herself.
Amid the ruckus, the door popped open and a familiar black eye patch appeared just as Morrigan and Hawthorne were collapsing in squeaky giggles after attempting to sing a duet.
"What in the Seven Pockets is all this commotion?" Jack demanded, scowling.
"He-he-hELIUM!!" Hawthorne managed to say. Morrigan produced the crumpled up remains of the dragon balloon to show.
"Inhaling helium?!" Jack said with horror. "Don't you know that's ridiculously bad for you? It deprives your brain of oxygen. You could pass out from that!"
"You don't have to mansplain it to them," Cadence said. "I don't think they care what it does at this point."
"It's such fun, though!" Hawthorne insisted. "You should try it."
"Absolutely not." Jack folded his arms defiantly.
But if there had been commotion before Jack came in, the next few minutes saw even more of it as somehow Hawthorne, Morrigan, and even Cadence managed to team up against Jack, tackle him into a corner, and shove the "I'm sorry" balloon over his face just enough that he was forced to breathe in some of the helium.
"Stop it, you idiots!" Jack roared - or tried to - but of course, his voice came out all high-pitched and clown-like, taking away all the seriousness and rage from his command. It was too funny, and everyone practically fell over each other laughing.
At that moment, Jupiter came onto the scene once again. When he heard what had transpired, he actually scolded them, and told them they should never, ever force someone do anything against their will, and made them all apologize to Jack. Their mood had toned down by the end, and they did truly feel bad that they hadn't used their brains. (When Morrigan expressed this, Jack just said, "Yeah, I told you it would mess with your brains.") Then Jupiter told them no more helium balloons for the night, which was mostly irrelevant at that point because Hawthorne's and Cadence's were all depleted of air anyway. But Morrigan's black cat was still fully intact, and she begged Jupiter to let her keep it if she wouldn't cut it open.
"Promise?" he said.
She reached out and hooked her little finger through his.
"Promise."
His eyes softened, and he agreed to let her keep it.
After he left and Jack had also stomped moodily out of the room, the three looked at each other in silence, the mood significantly dampened. Then Hawthorne said, "Hey, I know what we can do!"
Thus commenced a search for his glow in the dark slime putty, a short hunt to turn up some old pairs of glasses from the theatre's costume room, and some white rain ponchos that were lying around. The three traipsed back up to the sleepover room, which was quite dark with the lights turned out, making it perfect for the next part of Hawthorne's plan.
He told the girls to wait for him, but they had to keep the lights off, and he'd be back in a minute. In the dark, Morrigan began to think about the spooky stories she would tell later, and got so deep in thought that she forgot all about Hawthorne, and almost jumped out of her skin when the door busted open and suddenly a strange ghostlike creature appeared with glowing green eyes and a weird rustling sound about it.
Morrigan very nearly screamed out loud, and she and Cadence instinctively grabbed each other's arms in the dark until a split second later they realized the ghostly apparition was just Hawthorne, of course. He glided toward them wailing frighteningly, but they'd already put the pieces together.
"You goon!" Morrigan cried, lunging at him and pulling on the white rain poncho that was creating his ghostly appearance and producing that rustling sound.
Hawthorne laughed, and then they all wanted to take turns trying their ghost impressions. Just as Hawthorne had done, they stuck the green glow in the dark slime putty to the insides of the glasses lenses, put the glasses on their faces, and then adorned themselves in white rain ponchos with the hoods over their heads. In the darkness, they truly looked strange and scary. Morrigan decided to work the costume into her spooky story, which turned out almost as disconcerting as the Hall of Shadows experience. Hawthorne applauded her and praised her for being truly creepy.
By the time they all fell asleep that night, they each separately determined to themselves that it had been a splendid time.
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trashmouth-milkshake · 8 months
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This blog is supposed to be a WWE writing blog, but since my last first day of high school is close, I wanted to share with y'all what I put in my emergency kit because I want to help you guys who will start school in September or October like me (my first day is 13rd September this) to be prepared because I love these type of lists you can find on TikTok, YouTube, Pinterest etc. So here's what I put in my emergency bag:
Pads: I've never been a tampons fan, so I put a couple pads for type (two large ones and two small ones).
Wipes: makeup removing wipes, deodorant wipes and intimate wipes because I found these three types in travel size at a drugstore in my town and they're perfect for travel, school, roadtrips, anything!
Glasses cleansing wipes: I wear glasses and they're always dirty so... yeah.
Deodorant: as for the wipes, I found the mini size of my two daily deodorants (I use a spray one that doesn't stain clothes and a gel one that lasts) and they could be good after gym class or regular gym.
Perfume: I already had a mini perfume a friend of mine gifted me for my 15th birthday at home so I put that in because you never know the perfume you put at home doesn't last.
Lip balm/chapstick: for all of you who have dry lips and if you wear lipstick, I suggest to buy one that also adds some pigment to your lips in case your lipstick fades away during the day.
Mint flavoured breathe spray: sometimes because of my ADHD brain, I forget to brush my teeth in the morning (I'm looking forward to make sure it won't happen ever again), but in case your breathe smells horrible for any reason or you just want to refresh your mouth, it can be a must-have.
Topexan s.o.s pimple stick: especially for the people who have oily or acne skin and pimple popping out all over their face like mushrooms.
Toilet covers: they were €0.99 at a drugstore and my mom suggested me to buy them because they could be useful if I have to go to the bathroom and I'm not home.
Hand lotion: I had to give a look in the bag because I literally forgot what I put inside- anyways, in during winter time, I noticed my hands get pretty dry and itchy like a some sort of eczema and I never had a hand lotion in my backpack, so I bought the less expensive one that I think it's unscented because I had a passion fruit one, but the scent is too strong for me and it could irritate my skin.
Hand sanitizer: I don't keep it in my bag, but I have it hanging on my backpack because it's from Bath and Body Works and if you're interest, the hand sanitizer scent is strawberry poundcake and the case is pink gummy bear shaped (I love it and it's also a nice idea for a gift).
Mini hairbrush: my hair's always a mess in the morning and I'm not really good at brushing it and it also has a mirror included which is the actual reason why I bought it.
Hair ties: I've been obsessed with taking hair ties to school since one of my classmates who needed one borrowed it from me and I hope I'll be able to help other people with their long hair issues hehehe.
Spray stain remover: whenever I eat, I always stain my clothes and I read on pinterest that they suggest to put it in the emergency kit, but I couldn't find a stick one so I had to buy a spray one on Amazon, I hope it fits because I don't know how small it looks like in real life (it was delivered today, but I still haven't got the package).
Medicines: mostly painkillers because last year I always forgot to take painkillers and whenever I used to get my period at school, I had to call my mom to pick me up earlier or
Chewing-gums: I'll buy them last minute. I don't chew these very often, but my mom has the bad habit to chew the inside of her cheek due to anxiety and to avoid that, I prefer chewing a gum than my cheek.
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oneslimybastard · 1 year
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Unusual Oc Associations
Baltazar
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Tagged by @scarletkilometers
Tagging @vulxpina and @ataladydraws :)
Seasoning: Really acidic artificial sweetener
Weather: Foggy and chilly, the air damp after days of rain.
Colour: Pink, he's very pink
Sky: Deep night sky full of stars
Magic power: Various psychic bullshit. Telekinesis, telepathy, psychic shockwaves, mayhaps even mild mind control.
House plant: A cactus with some cute decor on it
Weapon: Scissors, needles
Subject: Psychology
Social media: A slime ASMR youtube channel with just some really really odd commentary. Also very cryptic tumblr posts about the moon, mushrooms and worms.
Make-up product: Blue, slightly iridescent eye shadow which shimmers pink.
Candy: Sweet and sour gummy worms
Fear: Loss of autonomy
Ice cube shape: Anatomically correct human heart
Method of long distance travel: He'll take a train ticket and you can't pay him to get on a bus.
Art style: Psychedelic oil paintings
Mythological creature: Old, dubiously magical fairy tale hags
Piece of stationery: Pink holographic journal, potentially with a unicorn print
3 emojis: 👽🦋🔮
Celestial body: Neptune
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reynita9 · 2 years
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some weeks ago in July I took the bus to a dodger game and ate some mushrooms in the form of a green apple gummy bear. There was nobody on the bus except me and d, we were late because we are kinda fake baseball fans. we get there, I’m stoked we don’t have to pay $30 for parking, I can’t stop saying “it’s Truly a beautiful stadium, look! they have the most wonderful native plants everywhere! Lookit those 6 feet tall bright orange pencil cactuses lining the sidewalks!! I love the silver hue of the olive trees in this context!!!” then spent the whole time tripping about how long the lines were and how everybody just does the wave when they’re sposed to.. both a commentary on obedience/predictability and also how beautiful it is to see the sea of humans move as a collective and each individual do their part. I loved the organ player’s theatric influence over the crowd it was so silly to watch. the garlic fries were served in a mini plastic baseball cap which d planted an aloe vera in. We saw a kid’s playground in the twisted latter shape of a strand of DNA, and finished the night off with a firework show to Nirvana Smells like Teen Spirit. We, the Los Angeles Dodger’s Fans, paid for them to win I am sure.. seems they win nearly every home game.. that’s the way the gladiator games are created (for maximum profit) but I am happy I finally got a place to wear my vintage kswiss Dodgers windbreaker again that I stole from my big brother when I was in high school. I had fun 💙 Dodgertown
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