Something that always pissed me off about DSaF is how it acts like your physical exterior is a moral failing, which is echoed by the characters but only ever reinforced instead of subverted. Biggest L from the writing imo.
The 2021-22 Washington Capitals and (most of) their significant others, minus Martin Fehervary and Michal Kempny, guest starting Alex Alexeyev and Capitals prospect Bogdan Trineyev
Featuring:
Kuzy standing on top of a chair in the back just to be a drama queen
Julie Eller’s hat
Whatever face McMichael is making
Short people in the front of the class photo, except for Joe Snively, who managed to sneak his way into the back row for probably the first time in his life
Cryptid Nicke
Johan Larsson looking like he got forced into some kind of fourth line gossip circle at the table and just begrudgingly accepting his fate
And finally: Sammy, in his ripped jeans, throwing up the 🤟, clutching a glass of champagne 🥂, front and center on his ass sitting fully on the ground
Esme’s on her way to Tulum, gonna say they probably split. The toxic rumours have been around for a while, just that she’s in it for WAG status (and she definitely had some clingy Insta stories)
Ooo yeah I feel like most wags wouldn’t go on vacation during playoffs, but I could be wrong. I also didn’t see her in any playoff jacket pictures or at the combined baby shower the Bruins had sooo
A vet i called about getting an emergency visit for a dog we found in a ditch said that they had an opening on monday if that worked for me like lady i literally just told you she has puss coming out of a mass on her stomach DO YOU THINK I CAN WAIT UNTIL MONDAY??
Islanders’ Matt Martin finding balance of hockey and fatherhood
Islanders’ Matt Martin finding balance of hockey and fatherhood
When Matt Martin and his wife had their first daughter, Windsor, he only got five days to spend with her before shipping off to the NHL bubble for 2 1/2 months. Instead of getting to experience life with a newborn, he settled for FaceTiming four or five times a day with wife Sydney Esiason as the Islanders went on a run to the Eastern Conference Final during the summer and fall of 2020.
So, this…