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fbfh · 8 months

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makey makeover - rodrick x hyperfeminine reader

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pairing: rodrick x gn hyperfeminine!reader

warnings: rodrick isn't used to being taken care of but only briefly mentioned at the end, rodrick does not know what hyaluronic acid is

summary: rodrick can never say no to you, but if it means having you straddle his lap while you use all your skincare products on him and listen to music together, he wouldn't want to say no anyway.

song recs: makey makeover - crazy ex girlfriend cast, jesus of suburbia - green day, perfect day - hoku

a/n: I started writing a kids book yesterday?? like I finished the first chapter and outline in one sitting???? it wasn't at all planned but when the muse strikes yk. Anyway I don't think it will take me as long to write so if you wanna read a chapter book about magic and girlhood and unicorns and other mythical creatures with bella sara vibes that's probs gonna be ready reasonably soon lol

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Rodrick likes to think he's a pretty tough guy. Between being born and raised on the rebellious messages of pop punk music, and the nonconforming ideologies of emo and other alt subcultures, Rodrick knows in his bones that he'll never let the man break his spirit. He'll never bow down to someone just because they want him to do something. He's had countless opportunities to stand by these beliefs at school and at home, and he has never - not once - come close to doing anything for someone simply because they want him to. Rodrick has been confident in his ability to never give into other people’s orders, no matter how much they demand of him.

Until now.

“Pretty please, Roddy…?” You pout your glossy lips at him, blinking up at him and batting your doll like eyelashes, and that’s all it takes to make him fold.

“...I guess, if you really-” He’s cut off by an excited squeal from you, and he’s glad that you’re too distracted to notice him blush. Rodrick has never felt his willpower give in so fast, but as he watches you rush around your room and smile, delighted that he’d agreed, he realizes that he’d do pretty much anything you tell him too. Ben and Chris would call him a pussywhipped simp, but… no, that’s pretty much it. He chuckles a little at the thought, watching the pile of stuff grow. He recognizes nail polish and tweezers, but that’s about it.

“Thank you thank you thank you!” You say, rambling happily as you settle down on your bed across from him. “I’ve been wanting to do self care stuff but I’ve done so many everything showers and self care nights there’s nothing left for me to do on myself. But you…”

You take his face in your manicured hands, moving him around to inspect more closely.

“You are in serious need of a facial.”

Rodrick doesn’t really process what you’re saying, he just loves when you touch his face like that.

“...Uh, yeah totally.” He mutters absentmindedly, distracted by your sweet smell. After a moment, he processes what you said, and chuckles, leaning back into your silky pink pillows. “Babe, you can do anything to me, anywhere, anytime.”

You giggle, feeling your face flush a little as you get all your stuff organized. Rodrick runs his hands up and down your waist, fidgeting with your soft fluffy pajama shorts and big loded diper shirt you wear all the time. He sees the little burn marks and worn out hems and realizes it’s the one you stole from him. He smiles softly, loving the way you look in it even more now. His attention is pulled back to you when you push something over his face, brushing his hair back. You adjust the fluffy cat ears on the headband, making sure you have access to his whole face. Rodrick giggles a little, knowing he must look a little out of place wearing a pierce the veil shirt and fluffy kitty cat headband.

“I don’t think my forehead has been this exposed since like, 4th grade…” he chuckles.

“That’s good, you’ll have less sun damage that way.” You smile, putting some micellar water on a cotton pad. It’s a little cold to the touch, but after a moment, the feeling of you gently wiping over his face and neck ends up being way more relaxing than he had expected it to. You throw it away, and he hears it land in your trash can with a crinkle.

“I’m gonna mist your face now, okay?” You say, and he nods. You spray rose water on his face, and Rodrick can’t get over how considerate you are to give him a heads up like that. Rodrick smiles a little as he adjusts to the subtle floral smelling facial spray he’s used to smelling on you. He basks in the quietness of your room, opening his eyes as he watches you sitting on his stomach and looking for the next product. You hesitate for a moment. You feel like something’s missing, but you can’t put your finger on it.

“Oh,” you say, reaching for your phone as you remember. You open up Spotify, and put your favorite playlist on shuffle - the one you and Roddy share. It’s full of both your favorite songs, mostly boiling down to early 2000’s pop punk and trashy pop. It’s chaotic but really does suit you both perfectly. Rodrick smiles suddenly as he instantly recognizes the opening notes of Jesus of Suburbia begin to play. You take out your favorite serum, jasmine and blackberry hydrating jelly, and place a few drops around his face.

“What’s that one?” Rodrick asks, picking up another bottle.

“Hyaluronic acid.”

Rodrick looks at the little dropper bottle.

“Does it, like, melt the flesh right off your bones?”

“No…?” You chuckle, massaging his cheekbones and jawline with your fingertips.

“Then why is it called hydroponic acid?” He asks rhetorically, “Acid is supposed to melt shit.”

You laugh again, and he makes a mental note to sample your laughter for a song at some point in the future. He doesn’t know which one yet, but he knows it will be his best one yet.

You rub some cooling aloe vera gel into his skin, then take out your rose quartz gua sha stone. You tap your fingertips against his chest, and he looks at you with an amused smile.

“What does that do?”

He watches you work, eyes locked on you. He can’t remember the last time he felt this relaxed and peaceful.

“I’m prepping your lymphatic drainage system.”

That clarified absolutely nothing for Rodrick, but he trusts you implicitly. You’re so good at so many things, but Christ, you could write a book on all that girly beauty stuff. It’s way more hardcore than people think it is. You know about all these acids and drainage systems and the pink rock thing, and even though he’s impressed, he’s not at all surprised by how good you are at all this stuff.

You begin gently gliding your gua sha over Roddy’s skin, working from his forehead down to his neck and jawline. He stops talking as you work, and it’s like you melt all of the stress out of his body through his face. He could fall asleep with you touching him so gently like this. After a while you rub some more cream into his face, then place something under his eyes that feels like thinly sliced jello.

“What the fuck?” He asks, bringing another laugh out of you. He watches you take two more of the weird jelly things and put them under your own eyes.

“They’re under eye masks.” You answer with a chuckle. “They hydrate your skin, depuff, and get rid of dark circles.”

“Huh…” he hums in response, playing with the patches as they sit on his face.

Once you’ve used half your arsenal of skincare products on him, you peel off his sheet mask and let him sit up. You hand him a mirror, and as he sits up and stretches a little, kind of wishing you had more to do, he feels like he just woke up from the best sleep of his life.

“So? What do you think?” You ask excitedly. He can’t help but crack a smile at how cute you are. Rodrick takes the mirror you offer him. When he sees his reflection, he almost doesn’t recognize himself.

“Oh my god…” he says with a soft smile. He’s glowing. He doesn’t think he’s ever looked this soft and moisturized and… cared for before. He doesn’t even have any crusty eyeliner from yesterday smudged around his eyes. He can never get it off all the way, but one wave of your magic wand, and it’s gone. He laughs again, touching his cheek. He looks up at you in surprise.

“My face is so smooth…” “I know!” You exclaim in delight. “So, do you like facials after all?”

You have a feeling you already know the answer, but Rodrick looks up at you anyway.

“Yeah,” he states, pulling you in for a kiss, his lips soft and exfoliated, topped with your favorite strawberry lip balm. You think Rodrick is right, it does taste better in a kiss. After he pulls away, it takes him a minute for his brain to stop short circuiting.

“So… uh, are we doing this again next weekend?”

You laugh at his hopeful tone of voice, how he raises his eyebrows a little.

“Yeah.” You nod, taking him in for another kiss. You take his hands in yours, looking at the stick and poke tattoo he got of the heart you drew on his hand in chemistry class, his little calluses from drumming. “Next week I can do something about your cuticles.”

#rodrick heffley #rodrick heffley x reader #rodrick #rodrick x reader #rodrick x hyperfeminine reader #hyperfeminine reader #diary of a wimpy kid #diary of a wimpy kid x reader #doawk #doawk x reader #yeah no idea where the book thing came from #i literally wasn't even a horse/unicorn kid growing up #i was more into faries #like i liked the horse girl aesthetic ig but i never really got into it #but it's fun #i almost accidentally named a character after a member of paramore so im glad i caught that lol #stay tuned

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aurumacadicus · 5 months

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Was your resolution to drink more water this year? Are you kinda struggling? May I suggest: ✨Hibiscus tea bags✨

Your eyes see "aw yiss motha fuckin juice" and your body is like "blessed H20 in disguise? Sign me the fuck up." No caffeine so you don't have to worry about being Wired just before bed.

"But tea tastes bad!" you might say. So put a pump of simple syrup in! Who's going to stop you? A sugar cop? They bitch and moan about whole fruit what the fuck do they know about anything. A tablespoon of simple syrup (that's two pumps from Starbucks for reference but definitely make your own) has thirty-six calories. You burn that in seven minutes of breathing you'll be fine.

One of my favorite things to do is just fill my 32oz water bottle up and drop a teabag in it. (I do have an embarrassing "shakey shakey tea I makey" dance but that's because I've decided I love joy.) Sure it tastes different throughout the day as it disperses into different amounts of water but it doesn't get bitter if you use it too long like some teabags.

Now obviously this is not going to work for everyone. But it might work for someone which is why I'm sharing it. Sometimes drinking more water is hard, so you have to want to do it! If this is just a step on your hydration journey to get in the habit of drinking more before making a switch to plain water that's fine too! Change doesn't have to be miserable.

#health and body #if one more person tells me 'but tea is a diuretic!'#you know what else makes me pee?#DRINKING A LOT OF WATER.#i'll take my chances 🙄

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yellow-faerie · 7 months

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How specifically does Lu Ten survive in the au?

The short answer: his betrothed.

The long answer: in this au, Lu Ten is betrothed at quite a young age to Makei, a noble woman's only daughter. They're both nonbenders, who both train separately to be equally deadly (Lu Ten under Piandao, and Makei under a retired Yuyan archer by the name of Izuki) and are probably each others only real friend at court, just due to the cutthroat nature of the court.

They both go to the siege of Ba Sing Se, probably a year into it, Lu Ten is an officer and Makei is a healer. They are very quickly disenfranchised with the whole idea of The War.

This is mostly because they were both very lonely children, Lu Ten moreso. When Lu was little, his mother was dead, his father was off at war more often than not and there were very few people who were consistently around him (Ursa would be around a bit but since Ozai does not want to be around him, even that's limited), but he made his loneliness better by basically saying that Winning The War will make it all better.

Newsflash: the war sucks and when fighting it begins to feel entirely pointless, and Lu Ten is very quickly like...oh. My childhood just sucked for No Reason.

(Listen, Iroh loved his son but I am of the firm belief that their relationship was not an easy one)

And then, Iroh dies on the front lines. Maybe Lu Ten should have been the one to die then - he certainly came close - but Makei is a skilled healer who makes sure he pulls through. But Lu Ten is neither the leader his father was nor someone who wants to be, and the siege is called off.

Still, he's angry and bitter and has a burning hatred for the war for taking his father from him in so many ways (and, later, when he's spent time among the earth kingdom, he'll be angry for them too), and when he returns to the palace, he does not exactly go along with everything Ozai has to say...

By which I mean he does multiple kidnappings but that's another post.

#Makei is the adaptation of an older oc #also I had feelings about Lu Ten and parallels to his mother #also about loneliness it's a really big theme in this #Lu Ten's mother was lonely for the arranged marriage she got put in and then she died lonely only a few hours after having Lu #and then Lu Ten has all these years of built up emotional neglect that really took it's toll #and without having the friend there that Makei is he would have thrown himself into the war effort to get the emotional acknowledgement #he wants #but because he has had that he isn't quite so enthusiastic in his war attempts and so sees the horror a bit easier #which caves in his entire paper thin worldview very quickly #Lu Ten #OC: Makei #Fae's OCs #Lu Ten Lives AU #AtLA #Ask #Anonymous #god have I had so many ideas for this au tonight #please ask me more questions :)

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dekarios · 1 month

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🌞 19 and 20 🌛

19. favourite thing about the day?

sunlight!!!!!!! i am a big Sun person and sunlight and sunshine and sunwarmth makey me. ok with being alive actually. worth living for big ball of joy in the sky .. and all the BIRDS... i love bird song i live in the countryside around farmers and horses so theres just a loottttt of birds around here birds i never saw at my old house which was in more of a bigger village ... like thousands of people vs hundreds of people.. . and its just. really nice man. and theres several rookerys in the trees surrounding my house like the rooks swap around these trees and i get to watch them build their nests and they come into my garden to collect shit and theyre huge birds and its just. woah ... . also i saw a chaffinch yesterday for the first time in my entire life . it was beautiful

20. favourite things about the night?

i like how calm and cool it is and how i get to imagine the world tucked up in bed asleep and cosy.. i know a lot of the world isnt but yknow let me pretend . we are cosy Together ok . and i get to look at the sky without it hurting (i have very light sensitive white person blue eyes) and i really like dat too cuz i like the sky ^_^

#fray.txt #ask #pawnguild #FANKIES

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themanofyourdreams · 8 months

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wow!! cool!!

YO WHAT IS UP FUCKERS.

Hi i'm Sage, I'm new to this app ig. I'm not going to say my age but I'm under 18.

_common.ace.markey.w_ on tiktok ("Ace Makey from the semi-hit series danganronpa; despair time!!" dude)

Transmasc- genderfluid?? I'd call it boyflux genderfluid. I'm aromantic for sure, and I may be omnisexual with a male preference?? idk.

He/it

I like drdt and ace markey mainly but i love a shit ton of things,

Like:

toilet bound hanako kun

crush crush/blush blush (yes the hent@i games)

saiki k

chainsaw man

demon slayer (i like it a little)

the apothecary diaries (REALLY underrated series. i love it. only on volume one tho)

And here's some of my favorite youtubers!!:

crackhead chronicles (!!)

melody nosurname

the click

one topic at a time

brad taste in music

spilling the milk

That's it I think. Follow me if you think i'm cool. or don't, idk.

K BYE!!1!1!11!11111111!!!!!!

#ace markey #drdt #danganronpa despair time #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k.#toilet bound hanako kun #tbhk #crush crush #blush blush #chainsaw man #the apothecary diaries #boyflux #aromantic #hey #wsg bbg #yay #yippee #woohoo #lets go

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bwabypwincess · 4 months

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for anyone who needs this

Why are you so

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wombrion · 9 months

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ouuwiiihhh hallo hiii i lovr your art and um um it makey me feel so warm soft fuzzy i hope 2 commission u someday maybe if you do that sort of thing. um yeah lovr your art um um read le collège noir its a rly good comic (if u want) (i have a link to it in english if u want it) have a wonderful day keep being soswag. peace and love and women in love

thank you!!!!!! and thank you for the rec:) it looks cute!! i do take comms but theyre closed for da moment🙏

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one-strugling-bean · 2 years

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Animatic ideas and songs that remind me of the Dragon Riders:

(because when I obsess over something, it takes hold over every aspect of my life, including, how I listen to my music)

“Family” by Mother Mother is the gang's friendship summed up

“Cult Of Dionynus” by The Orion Sound also gives me the gang's vibes, but while “Family” is about a platonic, familial friendship, with “Cult of Dionysus” I think of them as a romantic polycule (the mighty OT6)

“Melancholy Astronautic Man” by Allie Moss reminds so much of Fishlegs and Heather

“Someone you like” by The Girl and the Dreamcatcher is RttE Hiccstrid. Just yes, trust me on this, I'm right

“Saint Bernard” by Lincoln makes me think of both Hiccup and Snotlout, but for different reasons

McCafferty's “Beachboy” also gives me the gang's vibes, but not sure why

“Bromance” by nigahiga is an accurate representation of Snotlout and Tuffnut when they decide to be besties

Then Astrid makes a joke about them looking like a couple and Tuff breaks into Ninja Sex Party's “If We Were Gay” and Snotlout is not amused

“You, me, and Steve” by Garfunkel and Oates works so well with literally any ship+1 among the Dragons riders, try it yourself

“Boys will be Bugs” by Cavetown is teenage Snotlout material, but it's also teenage Hiccup material. I dunno, but I can hear both of them in this song

Meanwhile, whenever I hear “Talk to Me”, also by Cavetown, I just think of all the hurt/comfort fanfics I'll never write about the riders being each other's emotional rocks and leaning on each other when they need to decompress

I can totally imagine Ruff and Tuff performing “Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn?” by Evelyn Evelyn, except it's "Have you seen my cousin Gruff?"

“Heather” by Conan Gray is so freaking perfect for unrequited Fishlout - Fishlegs is in love with Heather and Snotlout mopes about it

“I can't decide” by Scissor Sisters was Dagur's vibe when he was evil

“UwU” by Chevy -> Snotlout about Fishlegs after he realizes his crush wasn't exactly Thor Bonecrusher

Speaking of Snotlout's crushes, “Boy Bi” by Mad Tsai is also a very Snotlout-y song. I wonder why

“Oh No!” by Marina & The Diamonds is my personal idea of Astrid's mentality up until Httyd1 rolls around. Maybe Snotlout too, but definitely more Astrid

"They're only Humans" from the Death Note Musical and it's the dragons' thoughts on humanity before Httyd1 (Barf and Belch are the ones singing it because I say so)

An AU materializes in the form of a very Dark Hiccup singing to Astrid “If I Killed Someone For You” by Alec Benjamin after finally killing Viggo for his transgressions against the Riders

“Love like you” from Steven Universe works in so many ways, but I'll propose Hiccup and Toothless, thinking about each other and their one-in-billion connection

Snotlout realizing the error of his teenage ways and trying to change for the better following the beat of Jaymes Young “I'll Be Good” (I know it's a cliché, but lemme have this)

An animatic of Hiccup convincing Eret son of Eret to join Berk's side through “The Other Side” from The Greatest Showman

Kodaline's “Brother” makes me think of Toothless and Hiccup, or just, the riders and their dragons in general - that tight bond they all have with each other. Or even just the riders themselves, amongst each other.

Hookfang's evergrwoing feelings towards Snotlout portrayed throughout the trilogy of songs from Kaden Makey "I just really hate/like/miss your face" (ik that's supposed to be a romantic song(s) but i think it can work for a platonic relationship as well, sue me). It's like, 1st works before Httyd1, and his feelings towards humanity in general, then the 2nd it's already at any point after they form their bond (Hookfang is a major tsundere peeps), and theeeeeen, 3rd is just, angsty, hurt Snotlout fanfic :>

“Oh Fionna” by Neil Patrick Harris from Adventure Time but Hiccup wrote it for Astrid during RttE - and then never had to courage to sing it to her up until their wedding night

One of the riders singing Centaurworld's “Rider's Lullaby” to their dragon, who's still recovering from an injury received in their latest battle

“In Our Bedroom After The War” by Stars is an absolutely beautiful song that I think illustrates the few months post HTTYD2, or perhaps even more accurately, HTTYD3 pretty well

“Don't Forget” from Deltarune, and it's Astrid, singing their kids to sleep and definitely thinking about Stormfly the whole time

Listen to “Let Her Go” by The Passenger while thinking of HTTYD3 and join me in the crying corner :')

These are just a select few I've thought of from the top of my head. Anyone else wanna add any? I love finding songs that match my favorite fandoms