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I USED YT MOST OF THIS YEAR BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE PREMIUM ASDJLKHAS
#spotify#spotify wrap 2022#spotify wrapped#kinda gay#i never knew i was so depressed in the morning#NOT THE OTACORE HELP#my most listened to song#i listened to it like 500 more times on yt#MINUTES LISTENED IS SO LOW#again the stupid non premium#cant stand it#ajr#ajr songs#arctic monkeys#girl in red#sweet tooth#dayglow
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hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.
#ra speaks#personal#oceangate#missing sub#be normal on this post or I’m going to be disappointed in you and hope you grow as person#listen I’m not touching the ‘site of a horrific maritime disaster being used as a tourist locale’ with a ten foot pole#but like the people in that sub are currently going through something incredibly traumatic and will be lucky to survive#and I know we all love to laugh at dumb rich people suffering the consequences of their hubris#but jfc maybe I’m insane but like on a human level can you respect the horror of what is happening to real living ppl for a goddamn minute#there’s also a good chance these folk aren’t millionaires#they’re probably upper middle class folk splurging for the start of summer vacation#‘oh but I bet they’re still rich assholes-‘ THERES PEOPLE IN THERE. THEY MIGHT DIE. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO GRASP AS A TERRIBLE THING???#me. low empathy: wow this is horrible. I quite literally can’t imagine how the people down there feel but I’m sure it’s incredibly traumatic#dumbasses making memes: haha dumb rich kid and his dad are gonna suffocate in a metal tube lol
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Local guy has 0 preservation skills, ready to throw hands with a God, more at 10
#spooky arts#faaf au#VERY simple doodle of a scenario my bestie and I were talking about today#Petunia just watched this woman tear like 50 armed guys to shreds with her bare hands but she's still gonna go off on her for being a bad#mother. Lummis is actively drafting a will in his head. Meanwhile PK and Flower are having world's most awkward surgery#as they listen to this#Also sorry I'm still gonna do requests soon. But between personal projects irl stuff and commissions I don't have the energy 😭#Going to the zoo tomorrow with my mum so I'm gonna be gone all day and then probably be too exhausted to draw#Idk why I'm bothering uploading this low quality 5 minute doodle dkdhfj. I guess to let y'all know I'm not dead o7#oc: lummis#oc: petunia
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I know I'd decided to only write one more bowuigi fic aside from the one I'd already written but I can't stop thinking about the idea of Bowser repeatedly kidnapping Peach for relationship advice and Peach getting so fed up with him about it that she tricks Luigi into being her body double so that Bowser kidnaps him instead and they can talk like Actual Adults instead of using her as a third party to vent to all the time
#i imagine Luigi also talks to Peach about the same relationship problems#because shes more in tune with romance stuff than his bro is#(whos still low-key trying to wrap his head around his brother dating Bowser of all people)#and theyre not listening to her very reasonable advice of 'just talk to each other about it it'll be fine'#so neither of them are doing anything about the misunderstandings and its driving her mad#anyway it would be funny for Bowser to have a whole conspiracy board#about how Luigi not sending his daily 'buongiorno!' text and shooting down 2 of Bowser's 3 date ideas in less than 5 seconds#means that hes fucked something up irreparably somehow and Luigi's mad at him what do you think Peach how do i fix this#meanwhile Luigi-dressed-as-Peach is standing there tied up like ah.#maybe we should talk about this properly.#(theyre both anxious messes about this fledgling relationship lmao)#meanwhile Peach tells Mario to hold off on the rescue for a day or two so Luigi and Bowser can sort things out#Mario has no problem with this because he too has also been subjected to the ever-shifting conspiracy board#and has no desire to hear about his bro's relationship from Bowser's perspective beyond a surface level ever again#(the conspiracy board goes beyond a surface level)#and Kamek knew from the second Bowser grabbed 'Peach' that it was actually Luigi#but he's also tired of Bowser asking him every 10 minutes if Luigi actually likes him or not instead of paying attention in meetings#so he just leaves and takes a nap instead of letting Bowser know about his mistake#because he sees what Peach is doing and yeah this is the only way this problem's gonna get solved#bowuigi#bowser#luigi#princess peach#yeah so i'm rubbish at writing established relationship stuff so if anyone wants this then please take it away from me thanks#mlv.txt
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those playdough ass sims aren't gonna fit in with that beautiful beautiful lighting let's get a move on i wanna see some realistic skin folds (MODELED not a flat texture) and blemishes and subsurface scattering i want that-specific-breed-of-maxis-match-tiktoker-you-know-the-ones tears
#i changed my mind about not liking the hair being clay#as long as people can still make alpha hair i actually like having the option between the two i wasn't thinking#in my dream utopia we get some kind of particle system but in actuality that would make modding way less accessible#and you can't count on ea to give us all the hair we want so that's definitely a no#but i hate the completely smooth plastic skin. away with it#i saw people say those supposed leaks look 'too alpha' YOU'VE LOST YOUR MINDSSSSSSSS#just because the shirt's not painted onto the skin with a shitty low quality jpg graphic doesn't make it 'alpha'. unfortunately#they were on the right track with sims 3 medieval but noo#project olympus has done so much damage it's unreal. in a million years aliens are somehow going to trace the apocalypse back to it#my mom was trapped in the passenger seat of my car today listening to me explain the entire project olympus history. i'm sorry#i mentioned the live stream and she harmlessly asked if it seems better than ts4. like oh man do you have a minute to hear about ts4#but it's on my mind it's such an interesting topic too bad it poisoned my water supply and killed everyone i love
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2am thoughts: What nickname I’m giving to the officers on the Titanic
Pictures included because I bet you all have no idea who I’m talking about (click alt text on each pic to find out more)
Chief Officer Henry Tingle Wilde: chief officer dilf
1st Officer William McMaster Murdoch: the good boi (he’s from Scotland)
2nd Officer Charles Herbert Lightoller: Anglo drama queen
3rd Officer Herbert John Pitman: soft moustache boi
4th Officer Joseph Groves Boxhall: Steve-Carell-on-sea
5th Officer Harold Godfrey Lowe: discounted Horatio Hornblower
6th Officer James Paul Moody: gossip boy
#thank you for listening#this is so random I’m very sorry#history on crack#titanic#titanic officers#20th century history#this has the potential to form a fandom even without the movie#titanic (1997) did Murdoch dirty#this Scottish boi saved 2/3 of the survivors#and yes Wilde is a hot single dad with 4 kids at the time of the Titanic#Lightoller really went gremlin mode in the evacuation 😭😭😭😭#and he is a mythic bitch#till this day I don’t know how to feel about Lightoller#everyone else are clean shaven except Pitman#Boxhall apparently attracted a lot of female passengers#he does have a very elegant side profile tbh#someone on the internet said Boxhall looks like Steve Carell tho🌚#the one for Lowe is a titanic (1997) actor reference#poor Lowe who was waken up by the havoc 30 minutes later because everyone else were just bothered to wake him up 😔#Moody likes gossip that’s it#he died too young yet managed to have an interesting life journey in the span of 24 years#if I assign a Taylor Swift era to each officer Moody will be folklore#(Pitman is evermore because basically everyone forgets about him😔)#Henry Wilde#William McMaster Murdoch#Charles Lightoller#Herbert Pitman#Joseph Boxhall#Harold Lowe#James Paul Moody
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the fact that i made it to hozier's top 2 percent in spite of not having started listening to his music before august says something about me. or maybe it says something about hozier's popularity bc my wrapped claims i only listened to him for 798 minutes😭 girl how
#okay 798 minutes isn't less for someone who listens to music mostly on youtube or the radio but still#how can it be so low and still be his top 2 percent#also wrapped claims i only listened to about 3000 minutes of music which seems ridiculous#but then. i do listen to a lot of music of youtube or the radio#ever since getting ublock listening on youtube on my laptop has been easier than listening on my laptop on spotify#hey doesn't youtube do a wrapped these days? let's see how i fare in that
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Hey, how's it going ❤️❤️
Steve kind of strikes me as the guy who turns music on before having sex
Hes in the middle of making out with Billy, when he's like "oh no the music", and he leaves a confused and angry Billy on his bed.
The blond doesn't relax until Steve returns with his favorite CD.
"Are... are you fucking kidding me Harrington?"
hello!!!
y'know what you're valid as hell for that, i can definitely see it 😂😂 back when he was sleeping around a lot he probably had a couple tapes specifically for when he had girls over. nothing too romantic, he didn't want them to get the wrong idea, but it was still nice to have something to set the mood.
but then with nancy he just liked putting on whatever bands she was into. he just wanted her to enjoy herself, he liked just being around her when she was happy, knowing he helped make her that way.
(she found the background music kind of distracting, to be honest, but it was cute when steve would pause to lip sync the chorus of songs he knew just to make her laugh)
when he starts to fall for billy he lets him fiddle with the radio when they hang out. listens to him complain about how few stations there are. tries to remember all the bands billy talks about.
sometimes one of the songs he used to fuck girls to will be on the radio, and he'll spend three to five minutes hyper-aware of every measured breath he takes as he struggles to act normal about it.
but for all the time they spend listening to music together, the goddamn radio is off when billy finally makes a move. which makes for an incredibly terrifying couple minutes after they've gotten hot and heavy and steve suddenly jumps up and out of the room.
when he comes back he's got a couple tapes in his hand and a furrow between his brows, and billy looks like he's about to panic but steve is too preoccupied to notice.
"i don't have any of your favourites."
"what?"
steve blinks at him, the waver in billy's voice catching his attention. he plops back down on the bed, dumps the cassettes between them and reaches for billy's hand instead, lacing their fingers together almost absentmindedly. "i wanted to put on something you'd like."
there's a pause. "...what."
"y'know, to set the mood! but all i've got is..." he gestures helplessly at the pile on his duvet.
"you...harrington, you fucking nutcase, you could put on cyndi lauper for all i care, just fucking touch me for christ's sake—"
he's not entirely sure what he does put on, but it's not cyndi lauper. whichever cassette was on the top of the pile gets shoved into his deck before he launches himself back into billy's lap and stops caring much about anything that isn't the boy under him.
#harringrove#harringrove ficlet#steve harrington#billy hargrove#stranger things#a raven's writing desk#had this thought about him putting on music while he fucks partly because he just doesn't like doing anything without background noise#his house is too quiet all the damn time#one noise in the silence always seems deafening. obscene.#so. mood music.#he likes it for other reasons too and that stops him from thinking too much about the emptiness beyond his bedroom door#but sometimes when he's with billy he can't bring himself to get up and restart a tape that ended twenty minutes ago#so it's just them in the quiet. talking low and lazily exchanging kisses#all there is to listen to is billy's voice. his heartbeat. his breathing.#and it scares steve a little that he's so okay with that
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Really tired of ppl (read as: men) telling me “oh you can do better than that!” when I say I’m running my first 5K next month and have gotten a good pace of 15 minute miles. Um, I know my own body. Please stop insisting that I could do 12 minute miles if I really wanted to. I haven’t ran consistently since 2020. To say that I got back in the gym January of this year, I think 15min/mi is FANTASTIC and y’all can suck my ass.
#personal#let me run my 45 minute 5k in peace please#training for this has helped me realize that I run distances better when I do essentially intervals#so I listen to high energy music and run/jog the verses and speed walk to chorus/bridge#Dirty Work by All Time Low is a great album to run to :)
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mutuals yell with me about oingo boingo challenge
#BLEASE#sammy.txt#boingoposting#I've been listening to Change for the last week it's so so good#especially the low strings#it's also 16 minutes hehehe
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Re: the post I reblogged earlier, a series of Reid Wiseman's cool orbital photos taken on the ISS? Specifically, the first picture that has a bit of a mystery in it? This one:
I think I know what that is, and I am going to tell you how I figured it out (pre-emptive apologies to any South-East Asians who feel the urge to headdesk while reading this post.)
First off, all that green glow? It's on water. Check out a map of the area:
So why are there lights in the sea at night? Well, squid fishing happens at night, and the ships use bright lights to imitate the moon to attract the squid.
Here's a big squid-fishing ship, filmed by a drone off the Argentinian east coast in the Atlantic Ocean. It's got a bit of green going on.
Here's another one, photographed in the Pacific. Also some green here.
Both of those are, however, severely outdone in greenness by this small Thai squid-fishing ship.
Unlike the previous examples, it is in the right place and is, in fact, All Green. Boy, is it green. Look at how green it is. It is So Green.
Before you say that puny ships like that cannot possibly be visible all the way up to the ISS, consider: a) that there might be a bajillion of them, and b) the big ships are also out there in even bigger fleets, and they are bloody bright.
According to the Sea Shepherd organisation, who tracked a 300-strong squid-fishing fleet west of the Galapagos Islands in 2018, "the total luminosity of these vessels is said to rival European soccer stadiums". They waxed a bit poetic about them:
"Suddenly out of the darkness a towering intense white light showed on the horizon. Soon it was followed by others all around us, mostly white but some an iridescent green and others with dimmer yellow light. Looking out from the wheelhouse we seemed no longer to be on the open ocean but in the edge of some great coastal metropolis."
Here's part of a fleet of some 150 ships near Argentine.
And here's that same fleet again, managing to be a magnificent eyesore even at a considerable distance.
Sure, Argentine is pretty far away from Bangkok (though those ships might also be Chinese). But South-East Asia definitely has some of its own night-light activity going on. You can find a handy map at globalfishingwatch.org (go play with it, it's fun). It didn't have night-light satellite data from 2014, but here's a snapshot from August 2022 for comparison.
The map also shows national fishing zones. If I'm interpreting Wiseman's photo correctly, those green lights in it are in the Vietnamese, Malesian and Indonesian waters. So those are likely Vietnamese, Malesian and Indonesian squid-fishings ships (and maybe some other nationalities that maybe aren't supposed to be there; here's that Sea Shepherd page again and an article about the Global Fishing Watch project talking about that kind of thing).
What I sadly couldn't figure out is what kind of squid they're fishing over there. I was hoping it might be the Japanese flying squid, because then I would have a reason to put them in this post. Unfortunately, Japanese flying squids apparently don't live that far down South.
But I'm going to put them on this post anyway, because I just found out about them, and I mean, look at these guys:
Just Look.
They're like if a squid decided it wanted to be a flying fish and instead of making a deal with the sea witch, it went "I can do it! I can! I can!" They're sleek, attention-grabbing and ridonculous. They can fly over 30 metres in 3 seconds. And they're not being caught by the glow-in-the-dark squid-fishing fleet off the Gulf of Thailand because they don't live there, and therefore have nothing whatsoever to do with the rest of this post.
But they're cool.
Finally, a confession: I didn't figure out the lights because I know something about South-East Asian fishing practices (I know nothing, feel free to laugh and correct me), or because did some kind of a systematic elimination chain to eventually arrive at the answer (ahahahaha no). It's because I've watched the Patagonia: Life on the Edge of the World nature documentary no less than three times in less than two weeks, and there's footage in it of this massive unnerving squid-fishing fleet, which you'll definitely remember if you've seen it once, let alone three times.
Why have I seen it three times, then? Obviously for very normal reasons. Not at all because the series is narrated by Pedro Pascal. I mean, who would opt to listen to Pedro Pascal talking very seriously about (occasionally horny) wildlife for 4+ hours while endearingly lisping his Fs and THs here and there? Not me, no. I am very normal about him and not at all soothed by his dulcet tones in my time of stress. Don't look at me.
#squid fishing#earth from space#pedro pascal (tangentially)#listen people I am currently gearing up to go to battle with my local health care system#so tonight I needed an all-consuming low-stakes distraction like a fish needs water#and it was either gonna be this or 5682324 rounds of evil sudoku and “can I get past 400 000 points” tetris and a carpal tunnel syndrome#I figured out the green lights in under a minute and then spent five hours researching and writing this post backwards from the conclusion#just like they taught us in science school#and THEN I rewrote the whole thing because tumblr ate the first version#because CLEARLY tumblr needs to know all about mysterious green squid murder lights from eight years back even if it does not want to#In an improved alternate reality Pedro Pascal has a busy side career narrating nature documents#and one of them is five seasons of him yelling about deep sea creatures with the Nautilus researchers#someone really needs to show Pedro Pascal a dumbo octopus and then ask him to explain black smokers in his own words#this is a very niche kind of fantasy and I'm sticking with it
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The consensus....
#tbh suprised my minutes were so low but also i only listen to music when im Actively involved#also i think dr sunshine lives deserves a spot in my top 5 songs over suzy but its ok i still love it#spotify wrapped
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heat lightning number one. nobody is surprised
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DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT
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sorry now im reading rolling stones listicles. making my papa proud. This one is literally insane lol like the brain parasite or something in these peoples brains. Like none of these lyrics are fucking good bro. These are not serious people
#and as a former fan (circa roughly ages 11-15 not continuously) the lucky one being so low is genuinely like... Ok#also im sick and tired of everyone pretending the 10 minute all too well was good LOL like as someone who loved the og when i was#a child. UMMMM. SHE MADE IT LITERALLY SOOOOO MUCH WORSE LMFAO#also i should do this with my bands lol. Because i listen to like ten maximum. so i do know all the songs
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sighs
#op#sorry my minutes are always so low its so embarrassing but I listen to a lot of stuff on youtube
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