#Luke_is_a_penguin
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My posession 2 - Micheal Clifford x reader
April 20th 2017
I gripped my messy bun tightly, praying in my head that this moment would never end, Michael smiled at me, his hands intertwined with my own.
In this moment, I became so aware of my own bootay that I almost exploded, staring my pookie in the face. "vows now gays" The preist stated as he tapped Michael on the face.
"Y/n I thought you had real bogan behaviour when we first met, I'm sorry. I was wrong my baby pookie I love you forever and ever my hottie baby thing x"
I nodded, I just knew I could make him fall for me. Everyone always does. "Mikeel Cliterforehead, you look like an eshay."
We ate eachothers faces cutely, Michael's burnt dye hair tasting like bacon on my juicy tongue and lips, how romantic, I purred for him like the good kitten I always was.
"I like penguins. But I am glad we sold Mikcle Pickle and let him find his true loev" Luke_is_a_penguin piped up from the crowd, Ashton and Calpol agreeing heavily. "Our leader so happy mens we dids it! yippa!"
The crocidle ate the bear and
Michael pooped his pants in joy, kissing me as we said 'I do' - til shrek walked in, stole Mikeel and we all lived happily ever after the end.
(The end forever)
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helloooo
don't know if you saw the tik tok of baby's gender reveal of Michael Clifford (https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2CwQEsM/) - I'm not even a fan of genders revel lol - but I think this have such a d word matty energy like he IS a girl's dad
oh my god how are we in a world where five seconds of summer are having BABIES i feel so old i am going to throw up. they said "life's a tangled web" and they were right. also i just remembered being like 13 and making a manip of myself and luke with his lip ring. horrid!! cringe!! but he should bring it back. and also username luke_is_a_penguin. and calum hood!! truly my second favourite semi-scottish bassist in a 4-piece band. anyway, nostalgia aside, yes, matty radiates girl dad energy. and while i think he'd be loath to do a gender reveal (valid tbh they seem stressy), there would absolutely be some kind of bet between your friends about whether or not you're having a boy or girl. actually, i think your friends would make guesses and bet on everything to do with the baby: their weight at birth, their birthday, eye colour, hair colour, whether they look more like you or matty, even their name... the image of ross looking annoyed while handing twenty quid to a smirking charli because her bet on baby's eye colour was right is absolutely sending me lmao <3
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Christmas Eve
All I Ever Wanted (ao3) - RamblingWithFantasy
michael/luke, calum/ashton
E, 12k
Summary: "Why are you here?"
"You and your friends decided to spend Christmas night in that pub. Call it good luck" Michael stares at the ground. Luke's questions are quickly turning him vulnerable.
"How long have you?"
"A couple of hours. Too heartbroken to get home safe and sound."
"Noooo - Luke whines loudly - How long have you?"
Michael looks up and meets Luke's dull blue eyes. And it clicks.
Chimney Heart (ao3) - rollercoastar
michael/luke
T, 4k
Summary: A low moan escaped Luke’s lips as Michael started to play with his lip ring, pushing Luke as close to him as possible. ‘’Okay, enough’’ Ben laughed, ‘’I think you left our Lukey boy all hot and bothered’’. Luke blushed furiously as Michael let out a laugh, ‘’this is nowhere near as bothered as he can get’’.
Or, Luke and Michael spend Christmas eve at the Clifford’s playing board games, and Christmas day being teased and asked about their sex life by Ben and Jack.
christmas eve (ao3) - luke_is_a_penguin
luke/ashton
N/R, 2k
Summary: Luke and Ashton celebrate Christmas Eve in different states.
Christmas Eve, after Tour (ao3) - Memoire (nowherebound)
michael/luke
G, 1k
Summary: After being on tour for weeks, Michael and Luke cuddle up under the Christmas tree. Michael has a surprise gift for Luke.
I’ll be home for Christmas (ao3) - HeartbreakAshton94
G, 553
Summary: Calum’s flight is delayed on Christmas Eve and meets a fan while stuck at the airport.
I'm Gonna Get to Know You Better (This Christmas) (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes)
michael/luke
T, 6k
Summary: “You hate me,” Luke says flatly.
“I know. Well, I don’t--” Michael sighs. Even when he’s trying to do something nice for him, talking to Luke is infuriating. “Look. I know that we don’t like each other, but it’s Christmas Eve and your flight was just cancelled. Do you want hot chocolate or not?”
Jingle Bells (ao3) - HeartbreakAshton94
G, 384
Summary: "Is this the part where you show me your jingle bells?"
Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow! (ao3) - boomercal
calum/ashton
M, 2k
Summary: It’s Calum and Ashton’s first Christmas (Eve) together and it’s time for Ashton to leave, he has to be at his parents early the next morning. But the snow is setting in and Calum’s not quite ready to part with him just yet.
littlething (ao3) - paperxvalentines (kiwikihyuk)
luke/calum
T, 3k
Summary: Calum was too oblivious and Luke was too subtle.
Merry Christmas - Kiss my Ass (ao3) - HeartbreakAshton94
T, 323
Summary: After a messy breakup Michael wants to drink 'til the bar kicks him out. Isn't that just what Christmas is all about?
Puppies are Forever (ao3) - HeartbreakAshton94
calum/ashton
G, 332
Summary: Calum wants a puppy for Christmas
Under The Mistletoe (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance
michael/calum
E, 4k
Summary: After sleeping with two of his bandmates, Calum was the only one left out. Michael was stopping at nothing to get Calum in his bed as well. Only Calum was a little bit harder to get than the other two. But hey, he was Michael Clifford and he knew how to turn a no into a yes.
Whatever Is On Your List (I'll Do It) (ao3) - FranticFangirl
michael/luke
M, 1k
Summary: Inside, under a little bit of tissue paper, was the pair of panties. The green looked even truer against the stark white, and each tiny detail of the lace was on display. Luke let out an audible gasp as he lifted them out of the box, holding them by the waistband in the air. "Mikey, they're so pretty, I didn't, I wouldn't have ever thought to, fucking hell, Mike." Luke breathed, and Michael could feel Luke's words leave his mouth with how close they were. "I thought so..." Michael said sheepishly, relieved that Luke wasn't disgusted.
Or, the one where Luke gives Michael sex for Christmas.
you're all that i need (underneath the tree) (ao3) - lifewasradical
luke/ashton
G, 3k
Summary: When Ashton insisted that they shouldn’t do Christmas presents for each other, Luke immediately set his mind in motion on what he could do to get around Ashton’s request. He had to think of something that wasn’t a conventional gift. He refused to not get Ashton something on their first Christmas together, but he also didn’t want to taint the memory of this year with a fight over gift giving.
Or, Luke (and Ashton) plan holiday surprises for one another.
#5sosfanfictioncatalogue#5sos fanfic#5sos#5 seconds of summer#christmas#christmas eve#christmas eve masterlist#masterlists
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mr. luke_is_a_penguin confirmed it was fake but thanks for stalking me 5sos.
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choose your fighter
luke_is_a_penguin vs cheesetoastie11
#luke_is_a_penguin#that was iconic#CHEESETOASTIE11#how luke#luke hemmings#5 seconds of summer#fortnite stream#be quiet tiffany
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Cake 2014 vs Cake 2018
#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#michael clifford#ashton irwin#5sos meme#Cake#Calum and Luke#5sos fluff#calum hood imagine#5sos imagine#luke hemmings lipring#Luke_is_a_penguin#calumhoodisabeautifulhumanbeing
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Last week is Muke Day so..
And my display picture too
ANYWAY LUKE IN THE LAST PIC THO
#muke#luke hemmings#michael clifford#luke_is_a_penguin#mikey#5sos#5 seconds of summer#rock band#punk rock#ashton irwin#calum hood#tumblr#reblog#like#i miss 5sos#music#af#5sos is punk rock#calpal#ash#5sos smut#daddy ash#5sauce
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HAPPY 21 BIRTHDAY LUKE
#luke hemmings#5sos#5secondsofsummer#luke#robert#hemmings#lukeroberthemmings#luke_is_a_penguin#fetus5sos#happybirthdayluke#luek#5sauce#fivesos#lrh#fandom#luke 5sos
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Happy Birthday Luke
#luke hemmings#5sos#5 seconds of summer#5 sauce#5sos fandom#luke_is_a_penguin#fetus 5sos#5sos video#luke 5sos#5sos edit#luke robert hemmings#lukeroberthemmings#luke#robert#hemmings#luek#luekhemmings
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am i currently in the middle of watching every 5sos music video ever and crying my eyes out bc they own my entire heart and soul ???? mayhaps
#i fully lost it at the first appearance of 'is it hi or hey'#also being reminded of so many things#like luke's lip ring#and ashton's bandanna phase#michael's 'idiot' shirt omf#THE ICONIC DONT STOP TWITCAM ???#y'all remember when luke's username was luke_is_a_penguin rip gone but never forgotten#i've been here too long
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can luke hemmings bring back luke_is_a_penguin it was camp
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sometimes i randomly remember i used to follow luke back when his ig was luke_is_a_penguin and it gives me whiplash
#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#calum hood#luke hemmings#michael clifford#no because I've been a part of this fucking fandom since before the amnesia music video😭#i remember watching all the keek compilations on yt#I'm only 20 why do I feel like a FOSSIL
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I HAVE AN IDEA AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO IT:
okay now that i have your attention luke hemmings should go on the tv show masked singer and dress up as a penguin in honor of his old username luke_is_a_penguin. that is all thank youuuuu
#5sos#5 seconds of summer#five seconds of summer#five sauce#5sauce#calum hood#ashton irwin#michael clifford#luke hemmings#lrh#afi#cth#mgc#masked singer
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matured na ba ako dahil tanggap ko nang may asawa o mag aasawa na yung mga ibang finafangirl ko nung teenager ako? char amfeeling hahahaha kung 15 yrs old self ko yan di ko maimagine parang magkukulong ako nang 3days sa kwarto hahahahahaha sarap lang din ireminisce mga fangirling b4 hehe :<< @lukehemmings sana maging masaya ka lalo sa buhay mo 🤍 you will always be my @luke_is_a_penguin <33
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if luke hemmings still had his lip pierced i'd still be in his lane 🙄🤚🏻
the lip piercing and luke_is_a_penguin will forever have my heart <3
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