Y’all know that part of the RE4 remake where Ashley tells Leon “jumping on chandeliers? thats crazy” or something like that and Leon goes “what are you, my mother?”

All that has me thinking about is turning his ass out and having him be forced into submission and call me mommy. Just something about making a beefy guy like Leon whimper and cry from feeling too good and letting him get in that headspace where he’s just drunk on pleasure. I need it.

Like yeah, I’m not your mother (RIP fr), but I can be your mommy no question about it baby.

begging jeremy adams please make them friends this time around and let hal!!! apologize!!!!!!!

But the stains are black -- just like your soul You tried to cut them out but you get left there all alone...

Sorry, it's their song, guys. I don't make the rules but I bet you wish I did

(I talk in the tags so if you want more, keep reading, lmao)

Could you hate me?

To kill Naruto would be killing myself. It’s an endless cycle of hatred that we were born into; there is no choice in this. We weren’t asked how we felt, or if we even wanted this. No. To kill each other is our birthright. To be lonely forevermore once our other half is slaughtered like a lamb (or a mangy wolf, what is there that is innocent about me anymore? I killed that child long ago, when I left him. Or maybe it was Itachi, Konoha, or anybody else, maybe I wasn’t to blame.) with our own very hands. Bloodied and broken, a heart torn in half — decaying at the seams — as why would I live if I killed him? Death was our gift from the Sage. From the beginning to our end, we’ll take the sword and plunge it into our very hearts which we know better than anyone else.

To kill Naruto would be killing myself. So why not die together and end it with each other, for the final time? Will you grant me one last selfish request, Naruto? (Wasn’t it your idea, my one and only?)

requested by @breadboylovin - from guess the popular rap song from the sample *episode 3*

not to be like hey maybe chill out with calling people you dont know gay but Uhh. maybe chill out with calling people you dont know gay .

the whole plot of mr. monk makes the playoffs (s07e13) is that stottlemeyer wants them to go on a nice date without interruptions.

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all these voice actors got me kicking my feet and giggling

So on Twitter, the Church of England said that the roots of the church go back to 3rd century England, and several thousand people are loudly telling the CofE that they're wrong because they think that Henry VIII created the Church. Except that Henry VIII didn't fucking create the CofE and their roots DO go back to 3rd century England. Twitter is so fucking stupid it invented mansplaining for atheists holy shit 😭

also think it’s objectively fun if Sam taught Donna how to spar because he needs constant enrichment and they were also like “I wana be able to beat up bigger guys (gnc)”

This never comes into play post them ending their dynamic UNTIL Vulgora is Vulgora, tells them if they want them to listen then Donna’ll have to pin them or something to that effect, and everyone in the room is 👁️👄👁️ as they proceed to do it with ease LMAO

susral dialogue from somewhere

kinda starting to realize how morbid i was as a child. like i acted out dying dramatically on the playground and thought about violence/combat a LOT (in a very fantastical disconnected from reality type way) and i imagined i was a corpse at home sometimes. I'd just lay there for a couple hours pretending to be dead for shits like. babygirl hwuh????

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my contribution to the art world, feel free to add

I’m convinced they’re saving ruby soho’s big ppv win for when they can persuade taz to perform her song live

a share house ?