#LOSING MY SHIT HES SO FUCKING HOT
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Daniel arriving at the Colbert show
#LOSING MY SHIT HES SO FUCKING HOT#and his hair isnt styled here so its LONGKAJSDBKVAVSBBDA#f1#daniel ricciardo#stephen colbert#kyle.gif#f1edit#if anyone complains abt the f1 tags u can suck me#danielricciardoedit#awooga#1k#2k
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I'm genuinely crying over iii he so pretty
#BROOOOOO#THE TUMMY BROTHER#i want to kiss it and bite it i want to vore this whole man all of him i want in my mouth and oesophagus and stomach and intestins#i want to teeth him like chew toy#fuck determinants bc i said so he HOT AS FUXK JEVUS#he's so handsome teehee#i have disastrous daddy issues i cannot do this anymore i'm going to lose my shit#i want him to just. squeeze me. and not let go. and just carry me around casually. and do his thing#mannnnnnnnnnnnnn#pretty hairrrrr#i'm going to eat aluminum#sleep token#sleep token iii
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Since we're both as unwell about him as we are I consider you to be someone who knows a fair amount and what do you genuinely think the real James Fitzjames would feel if he saw the Terror's depiction of him? (As in watching the whole show)
HUH good question. first of all i think he'd be a little discombobulated by the very experience of watching a tv show but personally i choose to believe he'd at least be happy he was made into one of the main characters?? and that so many cool and sexy insane people are obsessed with him now <3
having said that. as much as i love show!fitzjames they did nerf him down A LOT. they robbed him of the joyous whimsy that was such a characteristic trait of the real jokester supreme fitzjames (show!fitzjames also has little to no relationship with his irl lieutenant buddies which. sad.)
we also know now that. most probably. he was actually fully english so i can only imagine he'd be Not Pleased about the cairn scene to say it lightly lmao imagine you and your adoptive family making significant efforts throughout your whole life to disguise the fact of your illegitimate birth and then 150 years later some people make a high rating show where they babygirlify you not only spill your secret to the millions of people watching (or secrets, plural, and make you call yourself a fake as a cherry on top lol) but they also get it wrong and make it Even Worse (from a victorian englishman's perspective) like stop guys he's already dead lmfao
having said that. he would have loved the britannia costume and the your nails are a terror line. i know he would.
#look. i personally think it'd be SO funny#like. look. listen. we reblog pictures and memes of him and say how hot and funny he was and it is all true.#dude was incredible and funny as shit and he did do drag and kick ceilings and id give anything to fuck him woah who said that#but he was ALSO an early 19th century white englishboy colonialist lol#(so is show!fitzjames like please my beautiful racist wife is so much more than just her gender issues and stigmata guys....)#and we dont really know much of his actual feelings on crozier (sick owl... i think of that one a lot) so who knows#maybe they did end up in a fucked up yet heartfelt and deeply intimate homoerotic relationship in the end#but it'd be much funnier if they didn't and actually ended up really fucking hating each other lol#id love to lock them both in a room with nothing but a tv screen playing a compilation of their scenes together on a loop#(the 'are we brothers' scene itself is looped three times for maximum awkwardness damage)#ANYWAY#obv we know francis crozier said rpf is fine but we dont know what's fitzjames's stance on that one....#it doesnt matter anyway. get gendered yaoid and portuguesed idiot#the terror#james fitzjames#og jfj#i wish they'd given tobias the signature forehead curl that makes me lose my mind on the real fiztjimbles#but i want to believe he'd enjoy being portrayed as god's most beautiful specialest little princess in a james ross wig
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Wanting more homoeroticism in the tension between the show’s leads as the narrative introduces greater intimacy and higher stakes between them, especially in a landscape that lacks queer representation who isn’t a villain or dies within one or two episodes, but also recognizing that core values/motivation for these characters lie in their relationships with one of two major female characters in an on screen sausage fest where the only other woman is a morally reprehensible femme fatale and erasing and/or vilifying female leads in favor of conventionally attractive males is a common practice observed in fandoms that’s rooted in misogyny and justified under the guise of rejecting heteronormativity, thinly veiled double standards, or claiming the woman is simply not interesting enough and not wanting to bolster that mindset
#the worst of evil#you know who’s not interesting enough? haeryeon!! bibi’s acting the hell out of her and slaying while doing it#but idk anything besides she’s willing to subvert her dad for dick and values money over everything else#and also she’s hot which is great for me!! but also the male gaze#and I also get it - we don’t know much about euijeong in her limited screen time besides her relationships to junmo/kicheol#but she is given so many traits that are silently conveyed like compassion and bravery and sacrifice#she brought a fucking gun to her date with kicheol like the conflicts and motivations here are SO JUICY#her exasperation guilt and despair with the investigation; esp after listening to the voicemails#what’s the self respecting thing to do; do I still love my husband if he loses himself; can I continue a game I never wanted to play#at the cost of my life or my family’s life?#even though a lot of her choices are for her marriage she’s using whatever agency she has in her own terms#kicheol works to be an honest man and make a difference partly bc of her#not trying to place the burden of fixing men on her but ignoring her impact in the boys’ lives is wild#ship whoever you want hate whoever you want but don’t deride a woman just cuz ‘she’s in the way’ ya know#all this being said; kicheol bringing junmo home after he RAMPAGED seemingly on his behalf - literally who else is doing it like them#the yearning all around - I get it now; we need gangster mob!throuple to get any shit done around here (and for all 3 to stay alive 🫣🙏)#but the reality next week is gonna be so so bitter
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Y'all know what time it is, Neo is gonna stir the pot a little bit (again lol).
So, Bad Omens fans, what the absolute fuck is wrong with you? No, seriously. What the actual fuck is your problem?
You have a band that plays incredible music, and instead of being normal about that, and appreciating THE MUSIC, you sexualize the fuck out of Noah until he's uncomfortable and is asking to stop?
Then, when V.A.N comes out, you spew vitrol because Noah isn't the one singing. You hate on Poppy, who is so fucking talented, and act so entitled to Noah's voice, like it's your property. Disgusting.
Then, to top it off, when they play live, and NOAH COVERS HIS FACE (hmm, I wonder why he did that, its a fucking mystery!) Y'all turn around and CONTINUE to sexualize him, despite his obvious and vocal discomfort.
Let me get this super clear. You do not own him! He is not your property, and you are not entitled to his face, or his voice, or this band's music. You are going to make this poor man quit because you act like horny children. Stop it. It's disgusting and shallow, and I am tired of seeing it.
Learn how to spot and dismantle your parasocial relationships, or we ARE going to lose this band, and it will be your fault. The same shit is happening with Sleep Token, and I don't want to lose something important to me because y'all don't know how to fucking act like adults.
To the Bad Omens fans who are normal, reasonable people; Hey, thanks for making being part of the fanbase tolerable! You are becoming a rarity, and I deeply appreciate you for behaving like rational people.
#like i wish I didn't have to be so angry about this shit#but as someone who spent their teen years being sexualized to a point of losing my identity#this really fucking grosses me out#its not okay#just because he's a guy#it's just#so gross#please stop#you are not entitled to him because he's hot#it would never happen#leave him alone#bad omens#noah sebastian
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One of my favorite (if not my favorite) admissions of love in fiction is Mark Darcys "i like you very much, just as you are" from Bridget Jones's Diary.
He tells her that he likes her but she interrupts him with oh apart from all of these awful things sbout me and starts listing things and mark just hits her with "just as you are"... not thinner, or better, or smarter, or more polite or more organized or successful.. just as she is, with all of her mess and imperfections, just as she fucking is!
The lyric "I've loved him, since he was born" during ed and stedes reunion is so "i like you very much, just as you are"!!!
Ed and stede are two people who've felt/been unloved for so much of their lives, childhood and adulthood. They (and even the world) hate parts of themselves, parts of themselves that the other absolutely fucking ADORES about them! They've loved eachother since they were born! They love who the other was, who the other is and who the other will be! Just as they are!!
#I'm gonna fucking lose it!! these idiots love eachother so much it's insane! they're fucking insane!#on top of all of this we also have the i love everything about you spiel. the i know and the fucking letter! I'm insane!#they make me insane!! all of the admissions of love they gave us is gonna make me crazy!#You've loved him?? Since he was born?? How fucking dare you?!#also mark darcy is soo romantic lead! I've always loved him in this role! hot uptight English man who says shit like that is so my type!#definitely watch Bridget Jones's Diary if you haven't. it's amazing. Bridgets face when mark says that it her is so good!#she's so insecure and this asshole just comes in and says that he like her JUST AS SHE IS!! of course her brain's gonna short circuits..#Bridget Jones's Diary#ofmd#ofmd s2#our flag means death#ofmd spoilers#blackbonnet#ships#ship dynamics#👑
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Wow I Finally Watched Sunshine
What happens when you put Cillian Murphy and Chris Evans in close confinement on their way to send a bomb into the sun?
Did I mention the incredible Michelle Yeoh and Benedict Wong are apart of these space shenanigans?
Have I gotten your attention of this very underrated movie yet?
Sunshine came out in 2007 and I had never once heard or seen anything of this movie until a few days ago, While I was innocently scrolling through Disney+, This movie appeared.
Now, Being a huge fan of Chris Evans for many years and recently diving into the work of Cillian Murphy, I was already hooked.
But then you tell me this is a Sc-fi Psychological Thriller set in space?
NOW I REALLY AM HOOKED.
But this isn't just a 'For the scares and spooks' of space travel that film often portrays, This is a film ahead of it's time. A story that could be told in any year, Because this will always be relevant.
This movie makes you think.
What is beyond the stars? What would you do in these humanity-testing scenarios? What would you do when you've come face to face with not only the surface of the sun, but also your own heart?
A movie that questions your own humanity, A movie that has made you feel something so real that it makes your chest feel tight as if you're in that scenario, As if you're apart of a team with these people by your side day in and day out - That is a job well done.
While this movie did take a little bit to get into, it builds the suspence of what's really going on here. But everytime you think you'll look away, you reach for your phone - The movie does something that makes you need to rewind and go "Did they really just say that?"
And when you reach that moment.
There's no going back.
This movie was so incredibly different than anything I've experience for a while and As a thorough enjoyer of the Sci-fi genre in all different forms, This was a truly pleasant surprise.
***Please be cautious minor spoilers in the tags***
***Please read the content warnings of this movie before watching, it can depict scenes that may trigger some individuals***
#I felt like this movie was going to get rated poorly for some reason but it's actually pretty good and it makes me really happy???#I JUST REALISED THIS MOVIE HAS CILLIAN MURPHY AS THE ONLY SCIENTIST WHO CAN PILOT THE NUCLEAR FISSION BOMB HAHAH#DID THEY CALL THAT OR WHAT#HOLY SHIT#HEY I'M HERE FOR IT YOU WON'T HEAR ME COMPLAINING#Chris you were an absolute hard ass but I love you for it#Cillian you are a baby boy and we love you#Benedict you precious bean I just wanted to give you a hug#Cliff you were kinda hot I will not lie NO WAIT ALSO LITERALLY HAHAH#Michelle you're perfect and I love you so much#Rose I just wanted to give you a lil kiss on the forehead and tell you everything's gonna be okay#Hiroyuki you're also extremely hot#I'm not sorry#No I am he was beautiful#HARVEY FUCK YOU#ALSO I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE FACT THAT THEY CALLED THEIR A.I ICARUS THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVER#Also I'm so sorry Capa but you tripping over in that crucial moment made me absolutely lose my shit with laughter#okay onto the real tags#sunshine#sunshine 2007#robert capa#cillian murphy#michelle yeoh#corazon#rose byrne#cassie#chris evans#chris evans sunshine#cillian murphy sunshine#benedict wong
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just imagining david saying “yeah?” IS MAKING ME WANNA SCREAM AND JUMP ON HIM
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SATAN BEACH UR CARD VIDEO IS UNDER THE READ MORE
Listen I am absolutely not losing my fucking mind over the new SATAN BEACH CARD
Like HOLY SHIT he's so fucking hot and they've never given him a beach UR+ card before and I'm like frothing at the mouth because I need it
LIKE look at HIMMMMMM
HES SO FUCKING SEXY AND HOT
HES NOT JUST A SNACK
HE IS THE WHOLE GOD DAMN MEAL
I'd LET THAT MAN DO SO MANY THINGS TO ME
Like LISTEN THATS MY MANS RIGHT THERE
Kgzyskkdylxhkgzzgmzkh
LIKE THIS IS me RN HOLY FUCKKKKK
So in honor of his new beach card I made a video
As UR Local SATAN OBSESSED BLOG
So enjoy me being a simp lol
#obey me#obey me satan#obey me shall we date#shall we date#satan obey me#and he loves cats#obey me catan#satan and his cats#why am i like this#why am I losing my goddamn mind over Satan and his new fucking beach card because oh my God#that man is so fucking fine like who gave him the right to look so hot#like that man could do bad things to me and I would have no complaints about it because you know what I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#lIKE WE DONT HAVE TIME TO UNPACK THE FACT I SAY HE COULD EAT ME LIKE HIS LAST MEAL OR ID DRINK HIM UP LIKE IM A MAN WALKING THRU THE#he could kabedon me and i wouldn't complain#that MAN HAS A DEATH GRIP ON ME AND I'M ABSOLUTELY ENAMORED WITH HIM#like BOY GOD DAMNNNNN#obey me new cards#shit post#my video#BOY HE IS HOT AS HELLL#iD JUMP THAT MANS BONES SO FAST LIKE U HAVE NO IDEA#SIR U R DOING THINGS TO ME AND IM OBSESSED#PIN ME UP AGAINST A WALL AND WHISPER IN MY EAR HOW IM HIS GOOD KITTY#okay imma stop#before I say more things in these tags that nobody's going to read that is going to call me out and expose me
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JOUNO IN EPISODE 7 PREVIEW,,,,,,
#win; posts#HELP#h E L P#HE'S SO#HES SO FREAKING HOT#HIS HANDS#HIS SMIRK#HIS PRETTY HAIR#IM LOSING MY SHIT#GOOD FUCKING BYE#jouno saigiku#my pretty boy ♡
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just when i thought bingchan finally left us in peace this bitch is back oh MY GOD LEAVE US ALONE DEAR LORD
at least sisu and tantai jin had their first adult conversation finally BITCH YOU LOVE HIM
#episode 33#till the end of the moon#also can we just take a min and process how FUCKING HOT tantai jin is cause every frame that has his face makes me want to pause and look#luo yunxi is such an excellent actor with SUCH AN EXPRESSIVE FACE OH MY GOD#i pause just to process his eye movements#what he does with his brows and his mouth#i am fully enchanted this man will be the death of me#AH ALSO HE CRIES ALL THE TIME WHICH IS MY SOFT SPOT#I love watching hot men cry#if this drama doesn't have a happy ending i will lose my shit so hard
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stayed up super late last night with friends doing halloween stuff (getting drunk and spilling tea) knowing full well that i had to get up early today to go to a quince out of town . i am awake against my will and regretting many decisions
#peach rambles#not staying up late and getting drunk. Let me be clear. that is my natural habitat#i regret rsvping for this quince that happens halloween weekend which just so happens to apparently be the busiest weekend of my goddamn#life. im exhausted from a week’s worth of lack of sleep and i am also no where near done with three of my monday deadlines#and i am losing an entire day (?) of work to this quince.#also it’s halloween weekend i should be getting drunk and looking hot😭😭😭😭#instead i am in the passenger seat of my father’s truck attempting to pretend i am alive#he called me this morning to say how far away he was from my house#but i missed the call because i kept on pressing snooze because. Obvious Reasons. and when i saw that he called#i called him back and he was like ‘im ten minutes from your house’ bitch i hadn’t even packed for the night yet. i was still fully in bed#i feel like if i close my eyes for too long im going to have a category five sleep incident. whatever that means#i think i forgot to pack a bra? fucking. i don’t know#i brought my computer so that i could possibly work but there’s absolutely no charger to speak of in#this vicinity. fuck. and uhhhhh i look like death but the only makeup i have is a singular eyebrow pencil#and the remnants of my eyeliner from last night. also the fake blood still in my fingernails#speaking of fake blood i bloodied my shit up for real last night which was very high risk high reward for me#the blood was four bucks from walmart and said that it stained skin and i was like#what a perfect product to cover my face and body in the day before i go to a family function#it ended up working out because i looked fucking good and i took a shower before i went to sleep#(did NOT check how i looked before i went to bed so this morning when i looked in the mirror and say i was blood-free it was a miracle)#but anyway. yeah. i want to pass out
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Nandor, every 4 seconds, apropos of nothing: Now Guillermo I do not want you to be jealous of my finding a wife whom I will love and marry and share eternity with.
#what we do in the shadows#wwdits s4 spoilers#nandermo#I AM LOSING MY SHIT#he’s literally doing all this looking over his shoulder like ‘is he watching’#NANDOR BABE YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD#he is so in love but memo is busy doing Hot Girl Shit#i can’t y’all#this season is gonna kill me
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I just came up with something. BFHC=Bottom For Henry Cavill
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Holy ahit holy shit I am losing my fucking mind
#spoilers#the glory spoilers#I WAS JUST ABT TO MAKE A POST LIKE ''oh shit yeo jeong's dad (grandpa?) was murdered and now HE agreed to murder''#but then there was the running scene so my post changed to ''shit yeo jeong is hot''#BUT THEN THERE WAS THE KNIFE SCENE??????#THE SLOW PAN FROM SWEET SILLY DOCTOR WITH HIS COLLECTION OF SCALPELS#TO HUNTING AND GUTTING KNIVES WITH EQUALLY AS SOFT A HAND#HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS AUGXGXHAJHAHSHSS#i was wondering what his ''unfinished business'' but holy god#HI IM LIVEBLOGGING AS HE DAYDREAMS KILLING THE MAN THAT KILLED HIS DAD (grandpa?) AND IM LOSING IT#GOD THIS SHOW IS SOOO FUCKED UP AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH#go baby go baby go#god. GODDDD I CAN'T STAND IT#WE THOUGHT HE WAS SWEET AND CUTE THIS WHOLE TIME#god no wonder he was like ''your bullies did this to you? damn. which one should i kill first''#OHHHHH THIS IS SO UNHEALTHY GZHAIKANSBSHAHJAS#also#moon ''i don't feel anything bc it distracts me from my goal'' dong eun: no i don't want the unmatched button removed from my coat#also also yeo jeong offering a form of communication between them that doesn't involve actually speaking is my autistic dream#edit AGAIN: god he's such a subtle sort of crazy. i assume dong eun left the resume bc she wanted him to give the nurse a job#but like. HE doesn't know if its to help her or to keep the nurse close so he can eventually kill her#and the sweet little smile he gave her when he told her he was excited to be working with her#HAVSHJXJAMANBAA I NEED AN EMOJI THAT'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH#GIRL THE ''you weren't able to fix me after all'' AS HIS EYES TURN 100% EMPTY AND DEAD. THERE IS NOTHING BUT HATRED IN THERE#ohhhhhhhhhhh LORD HELP ME
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