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I did work today for the first time in 4 years and it was only 3 hours but I feel like my spine is disintegrating into shards
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> two consecutive twelve-hour shifts the first of which started at 10am after having finished at 00:30 the night before
> spend entirety of second shift complaining about being exhausted and ready to fall asleep
> get home
> can't sleep
#.txt#kill ME!!!!#ive basically either been at work or asleep since friday night and now im home my brain is just 💥💥💥
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hjnndhhh my brain is rotting with far too many musicals from this year.. hellp
#LES MIS FIXATION IS CREEPING UP BACK TO ME SLOWLY AND I FEAR IT MAY COME BACK STRONG. I AM SO SCARED#HAMILTON HAS TAKEN A CHOKEHOLD ON ME THIS YEAR. WHY IS IT ONLY NOW I GET MY HAMILTON PHASE THIS YEAR. WHYYY???.#hamilton#les miserables#les mis#FALSETTOS. OH MYGOD FALSETTOS. GET ME OIT#falsettos#KILL ME!!!!
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on aux for pres. i am playing mary on a cross. i am not thinking about tragic fictional characters
#I AM BEING NORMAL. NAILS GRIPPING THE WOOD TABLE. I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT HER#YOUR BEAUTY NEVER EVER SCARED ME…. MARY ON A…. MARY ON A CROSS#KILL ME!!!!#hella goes to uni
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womp womp
my english and world history finals are today
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Ah great my first customer back from lunch was drunk, letting her dog wander around, starred directly at my crotch, and then asked me if I was a man or a woman after the transaction was done
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The way I had recovered from my yunmeng shuangjie brain worms— I mean I still cared about them but wasn’t thinking abt them literally every day anymore— but then my friend visited and we watched 30+ episodes of the untamed in a week and now i have contracted them again
#I love wangxian so much forever but they got their happy ending so I’m at peace#meanwhile there’s a real chance both jc and wwx will cultivate to immortality without reconciling bc they don’t know#the other one still loves them#kill me!!!!
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tw: possible near death
fucking some dude cut us off and my bf put up the middle finger
so the dude pulls up and is going you got a fucking problem? you put up the middle finger? and we go no we didn’t and he goes yeah that’s what I thought pussy
of course my bf goes fuck you and the guy stops again and waits for us and we speed off and he literally follows us for two minutes
I haven’t stopped trembling lol this is how people get shot
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shadowhunters tv i despise u. clary drinking the stupid lake lyn hallucinogenic water and then jace and isabelle come up to her and she goes “who are you i don’t know you” um that’s so NOT FUCKING FUNNY considering she DOESNT FUCKING KNOW THEM ANYMORE!!! BC HER MEMORIES GOT ERASED SO SHE COULD SAVE THE WORLD
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Me, on 3 hours of sleep:
My mom and aunt, cracking open a bottle of champagne at midnight: 🤪🤪🤪🤪
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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