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homestuckteam · 2 days
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Bonus Comic #8 Written and Drawn by Andi R.
To see more bonus material as it's released https://www.patreon.com/homestuck
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mattiesaurus360 · 3 days
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o em g guys
shitty tshirts for the pepsicola boys
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disguisedcheezed · 2 days
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another dirkjohn 2023 backlog compilation. 2nd dirkjohn is a redraw of thissss. :3
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geneticautist · 2 days
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airprime7 · 2 days
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The opening to William Shakespeare's Homestuck
Narrator: Welcome one and all to this good story, Of which we do entitle, Homestuck, so. Joinst thee on this journey, he our hero, This young man who doth in his bedroom stand. It just so happens that this day, which one Shall learn is April's Ides; thirteenth this month, Of Jesus' years ist nine and doubly thousand; Is the date o' birth that this man has. Lo, His age is young; twas but thirteen years, ere He wert given such life, as he has now Yet only on this day dost he receive The name he shall be known by for e'er more! Hark! Doth one in thine ranks, o' audience, Wish to provide the name for this young man? Anon, please give us forth this name, posthaste! Audience member: I doth this name give: Zoosmell Pooplord Narrator: What? Sayst "Zoosmell Pooplord"? "Zoosmell Pooplord", such? Dost mine ears myself deceive or wert thy  Speak unto this boy the name, thy request Be Zoosmell Pooplord? Audience member: 'Deed. Narrator: Prithee, Recall once more that this be not one such Our author, Shakespeare's, much fame'd Comedies. Tis a tale of Tragedy and sorrow! One the likes of thou has ne'er previous seen Such dost once more I call upon this crowd. What be the name of this young man standst hence? A different audience member: Wherefore he not take the name of kings? So, Name'd John, and of fam'ly Egbert. Narrator: such, John Egbert his name shall truly be, e'ermore. Shall now we move on t'ward narrative fair That's hence to be presented? We'll start, now With where we lay our scene. Stands John in room, His date of birth upon us, and scatter'd There 'round, pastries fine and plenty. Display'd Upon his walls, in'trests such so as these. Performance by the Rose (there hence, poor); The op'rating devices future, low In success; ghouls, their lore and stories so; Further, tricks of conjurers o' stage; and Lastly dost John employ in'trest in games.
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phantophobia · 2 days
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my favorite thing about dirkjohn is that i have never seen a truly bad interpretation of them. anything works with them. they have never met. they have secretly known each other for years. they’re fluffy and adore each other after being deprived of love for so long. they fight and bicker and yell at each other. they’re unlabeled. dirk is so obviously gay and john is so obviously bi and they have been boyfriends for a while. you can have depression dirkjohn. ultimate dirkjohn. fucking tattoo artist and flower shop dirkjohn. everyone’s jaws drop at this arrangement. everyone thinks about it and realizes it actually makes sense. they are thematic foils who completely contrast. they are more like alike than anyone thinks. the possibilities are endless with dirkjohn.
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Nose touching
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TG: all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy thats really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits
TT: I love the prose and verbage of this post. The first line is almost iambic, gives it rhythm. Word choices like "really odd women" and "seems to have access to" frames the speaker as an outside observer, and establishes a tone of playful curiosity.
TT: The lack of punctuation says casual, but the overall flow hints at poetry. We get a fun little half-serious observation about Family Guy, and then the author caps it off with a word like "minxy." What a choice. Delightfully anachronistic, yet nails of the particular air of disheveled blasé glamour evoked by these screenshots.
EB: rose, i love you, i defend and support you, you are my friend forever and you made a turkish dish for me while i was high. but i think i understand why people want to kill you. it’s the jock response. everything you’re saying here is authentic and sincere but that makes me uncomfortable and i am going to shove you in a locker overnight. i hope that’s okay with you.
TT: I know my role as the comically arrogant twink heel, and wear it with pride befitting an artist of my station. Still friends, darling?
EB: no. i was gonna say yes but then you had to pull out the. italics. you talk like a michelin star restaurant reviewer and a warhammer redditor had a child and left it in the woods to be raised by people who say “oh my gods!!”
TG: this websites hate mail game is fucking insane
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blackoutbruh · 2 days
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homestuck but this is my favorite anime
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slavhew · 3 days
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Bunch of trad doodles done between work
Template 4 that last one under cut
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xler0 · 2 days
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johnny boy pulled a shinji
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beetlslyug · 2 days
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decapod-appreciator · 13 hours
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scene queenz
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sweetstuffiemilk · 22 hours
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I think about these two too much help me.
What!!! If they!!! Ended up grouping tgthr!!! Because literally everyone has their couples at literally any meeting together!!! As an obligation!!! Kinda?
And a lot of unresolved issues too!!!! Please!!!
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"Nggh, too loud." "John, I'll probably be leaving fi-"
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"we'll leave together."
That's Dirk's crush revelation too ueuueuuu. Dirk is not Dirk without his "I will fix him", except he wants to make him worse and accidentally fixes both of em. I think.
And John having his crisis over not being able to decide if he'd want to deepen their relation, plus quite a bit (a lot) of gay thoughts
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"i'm not even sure what he likes" "well. besides horses, that is." "..." "what if he's only topping?" "i'm not sure i'm ready to get smth in the butt." "..." "..." "fuck, what if he has a horse d- EWWWWWWW"
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alienbabydraws · 2 days
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You Know What (A Homestuck Rarepair Fancomic)
(Update every Saturday)
First page || Back || Continue ==>
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:B B|
redraw
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