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gordopickett · 5 days

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🎉 Happy Birthday, Michael Dorman! 🎊

Wishing the happiest of happy birthdays to the incredibly kind, humble, silly, optimistic, versatile, talented man who plays...

...my long-haired foodie landscaper 🪻🌿🌻…

…my extremely loyal babe who makes a great surrogate daddy 🧢…

…my violent bully 🚗…

…my troubled long haul truckie with big dreams 🚛🔧💊…

…my sweet boat captain 🛥️🔺🚢…

…my haunted, grieving college student 💉…

…my drug-sharing, late-night-swimming restaurant cook 💊🏊‍♂️…

…my charmingly disarming babe 🧗‍♂️…

…my island hunter boy 🏹…

…my silly carefree bushranger 🔫🤠♣️🐎💰…

…my post-apocalyptic hunter 🔫🔥…

…my quirky, eccentric lawyer ⚖️…

…my sweet but commitment-phobic babe 🤵‍♂️👰…

…my cocky, jerkwad satellite expert 😎🐍…

…a desperate father determined to save his child 🏥🫁…

…my oft-barefoot cabinet-maker surfer boy sweetheart 🍽️🪚🏄‍♂️…

…my babe determined to help out a friend 📱…

…my debonair first officer 🏴‍☠️…

…my PTSD-laden folk-singing intelligence officer 🎸🐕…

…another desperate father determined to save his child 🍼...

…my wayward troubadour trying to find himself again 🎱🚬🎸…

…my lovable cocky-turned-humble adorably chubby astronaut 👨‍🚀🚀🌖…

…my treasure-hiding pirate boy 🏴‍☠️🪙…

…and my sweet troubled girl-daddy teddy bear game warden! 🤠🐎🍪

(I only added Mikey characters from works I've seen so far, so I know I'm missing a few. 😊)

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the-hottest-band-tournament · 9 days

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Round one

Night Ranger

Formed in: 1979

Genres: Hard rock, glam metal, arena rock

Lineup: Jack Blades- bass, vocals

Jeff Watson- guitar

Brad Gillis- guitar

Alan Fitzgerald- keyboards, synthesizers, piano, vocals

Kelly Keagy- drums, percussion, vocals

Albums from the 80s:

Dawn Patrol (1982)

Midnight Madness (1983)

7 Wishes (1985)

Big Life (1987)

Man in Motion (1988)

Propaganda:

Utopia

Formed in: 1973

Genres: New wave art rock

Lineup: Todd Rundgren - guitar and vocals

Roger Powell - keyboards and vocals

Kasim Sulton - bass and vocals

John "Willie" Wilcox - drums, percussion and vocals

Albums from the 80s:

Deface the Music (1980)

Swing to the Right (1982)

Utopia (1982)

1Oblivion (1984)

P.O.V. (1985)

Trivia (1986)

The Collection (1988)

Anthology (1974-1985) (1989)

Propaganda:

#Round 1 #night ranger #utopia #jack blades #jeff watson #brad gillis #Alan fitzgerald #Kelly keagy #todd rundgren #roger powell #kasmi sulton #John wilcox #The hottest 80s band tournament #The hottest 80s band tourney

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someday-becomes-somehow · 9 months

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I went to see Crazy For You this afternoon (for the low low price of £18 might I add, and in the Gillian Lynne which doesn’t really have bad seats) and I had zero expectations but it was soooo good! I have a soft spot for Astaire-style musicals and their brilliant physical comedy and for once I think I was satisfied with the amount of tap dancing (never too much!) 🌙

#also I saw jack wilcox who smashed it #sorry to charlie stemp but jack is my forever bobby child now #also kate parr!#crazy for you #crazy for you london #crazy for you musical #s.b.s

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coverpanelarchive · 1 year

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Speedball #6 (1989)

#Marvel Comics #Speedball #jo duffy #steve ditko #bruce patterson #john a. wilcox #jack morelli #robbie baldwin

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cultfaction · 1 year

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Preview- Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy (Bluray)

Murderer. Dream demon. Bastard son of a hundred maniacs. Any way you slice it, there can only be one man–one monster–who epitomizes those words: Freddy Krueger. For decades, Freddy has slashed his way through the dreams of countless youngsters and shows no signs of ever resting in peace. A Nightmare on Elm Street star Heather Langenkamp is your dream guide in this thrilling “shockumentary” that…

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werewolf1903s · 8 months

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Slenderverse series and other projects worth watching and supporting [Part 1]

[My movie 14]

Lonely Darkness

BlankMoth

The Danger Zone

Maple Ridge

TheFlamingWoods

BeyondTheForest

ThErФlls

GregJornal00

Disperate Silence

FORGEBONES

Steller Blue Ace

PuppetsInTheDark00

The Cohen Project

Stateofamadman

THE SUNDIAL OBSERVATION

StandingStill

D34DS34

Madden is Missing

ANNIVERSARY LOG

OddJournal

My Dark Desires

Sleeping Asunder

paranormal_Rabbit676

TheChanleNoOneKnows

DisMallory

Jack Wilcox

Iron Taste

PatiensMessorem

Trident Business

Experiment 13

Black Creek Woods

JSCamera

IslandOfMirrors

#slenderverse #slenderverse series #my movie 14 #slenderverse project

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Oh my lord, I just saw a thing on Pinterest that said: Of course I cum fast- I'm a busy man. I have places to be.

And first of all- hysterical. 10 out of 10. This man will not be shamed.

Second of all, of course- Here are the Horror Men I think would abandon you after cumming themselves VS The ones that would never leave you high and dry like that (Indented):

Warnings: Orgasm denial, selfish fucking/loving

(Most of) These men in this post:

Animal The Cannibal: If Manny calls on him I bet he would go 😅 Sorryyyyy.

Billy Loomis: He likes the feeling of you cumming around him too much for that. Don't get me wrong- he is a pretty selfish lover. It's just that, part of his pleasure happens to come from yours.

Bo Sinclair: Nahhhhh. It's not that he's wanting to be kind to you- he just thinks it's a mark of a sissy if he can't get his lover to cum for him. It's for bragging rights.

Bubba Sawyer: Yeahh... sorry Y/N. If one of his brothers call on him he will ALWAYS go.

Candyman: Look, its not always!, so don't get me wrong- Daniel is a good lover. I'm sure he is. But at times he just... doesn't have the time 😅

Captain Spaulding: Sorry doll, he's got like 3 insane middle aged children running about not cleaning up their messes and he's gotta get on that shit XD

Chop Top Sawyer: If you've got his attention, which you certainly do if you're engaging in sex with him, then he's all yours. He's all for you.

Chucky Lee Ray: He's full of bullshit but he is also quite busy so... take this as you will.

Dr Suave: Ain't nothin' gonna keep him from the face you're gonna make sweet thing... (*Cough* Sweet talker)

Drayton Sawyer: GENUINLEY REAL BUSY!! He'd stay if he could!! Don't sulk though, he'll get pissy at you.

Freddy Krueger: Damn, you're waking up! Well- Goodluck!~ (This asshole)

Harper Alexander: This man is Buckman's bitch- he literally pimps himself out for him 😅 So... yeah... Maybe you could talk to Buckman? Ask him not to call on Harper during the hours of 5-8pm On Friday Nights please??? 😆

Inkubus: Not his style.

Jack Dante: It depends on where his head is. It's hard to keep him in one place for long- if he's got his head in the clouds, his show is on, or he's got 'work to do', he'll literally just take care of himself and then fuck off. (If you manage to hold his attention though he WILL go until you fall asleep and then be there waiting when you wake up again. Stamina for days, I swear).

Jason Voorhees: The chances are, if you've gotten Jason to engage in... the act!!... then its gonna be all about you, anyway. He might not want to cum. It's in his nature to take care of the people he loves, anyway. So it's kinda the other way around, here... but voluntarily.

Jedidiah Sawyer: Too sweet. Plus, without a family shooing him this way and that anymore, he's suddenly got so much more time on his hands! Haha.

Jerry Dandridge: If he's sleeping with you his full attention is on you, and very little will have to power to stop it.

Kieran Wilcox: I love the idea that this too-cool-for-school, bastard guy- has really bad stamina (: So (: Yeah (:

Leslie Vernon: This asshole 😅 He's like sorry sweetie, I have preparations to do, *Forehead kiss*, love you so much, see ya! (He's being genuine, too. This is not a line because he's being lazy or selfish- He gets tunnel vision something fierce).

Lester Sinclair: I swear he hates leaving you unfulfilled, he really really hates it, but sometimes he just needs a little something to keep him happy before going to see his brothers and he doesn't have time to take care of you. He will when he gets back!! He promises.

Max Grief: He just wouldn't wanna leave you displeased. He wants to make you happy (:

Mayor Buckman: This one genuinly makes me laugh XD This man, oh my lord. Someone will knock on the door and he'll be OFF- forgetting in his eagerness to be do Town Duties that he first has duties to you goddamnit!-

Mental Manny: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a dick. I'm sorry, but a dick appointment with Manny is just that- an appointment. And like any asshole with an appointment book he will decide once he's got what he wanted out of the transaction that oh, sorry, time is up! He has to go preach to some devotees for an hour. Bye sweetheart!~

Michael Myers: You just know he would. He does not care.

Mickey Altieri: Just not a selfish lover. It's equal with him.

Midnight Man: He might think its a game... 😅

Monty Hewitt: Well fuck, who knows what Hoyt might saw off him if he ignores him this time?? Please believe him when he says he wants to stay though, he really fucking does.

Otis B Driftwood: 'I'll go around back and take control, like I always fucken do'- Otis has clearly got a complex for being the Big Man in Charge, yes. And this is part of the reason he will leave you high and dry... the other part though is him being a DICK.

Patrick Bateman: Like Michael, he doesn't care. You can finish up yourself while he gets his keto dinner started.

Pennywise: I feel like with Penny its marathon sex or it's nothin', so yeah you're gonna cum. Do not fear.

Rocco The Clown: No way in hell will anyone ever tear him away from you. Oh, no. He (And I) would like to see them try.

SHERIFF HOYT: BECAUSE HE'S SHERIFF HOYT. HE IS EXACTLY THAT PINTEREST QUOTE.

Stu Macher: Would also genuinely say that 😅 Will answer every beck and call of Billy's and so thinks he's a very busy man. Call him back though and he probably will listen to you. Sorry Billy.

Stuart Lloyd: Okay- this man has probably not had sex for a LONG time- if ever. So yeah- even the muse gets ignored during that time XDD 😅 He~ is~ desperate (:

DBD The Clown: Sometimes he's too tired, which is understandable I suppose, but the asshole part?? He giggles about it. I mean, after that he coughs because he has not taken care of his body, but first he definetly giggles =_=

DBD The Deathslinger: He ain't as young as he once was- you just gotta give him a moment to breath XD Usually. Sometimes he will just smirk at you and leave, though. Cuz he's an EVIL COWBOY.

The Djinn: Not his style- Part 2.

The Man: He just would =_=

The Taxidermist: Like Stuart he is has been very dry for a very long time and he is NOT about to mess up this chance.

Thomas Hewitt: I would say he's the same as Bubba... but Thomas is a little tougher. Unless Luda Mae tried to call him away... you're good. He'll always finish you off before answering anyone else. (And Luda Mae wants grandbabies too much to pull him away XDD )

Vincent Sinclair: Sex is a whole night with him. He will have planned to have the whole evening and through the night without an interruption, so you don't run into any problems like this ^^

Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: Nahhhhhhh. He's likin' what's going on here too much. Not even Otis on cocaine with a gun will separate him from you.

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bluepoodle7 · 2 months

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#HouseImagesIFoundInteresting #WeirdHouses #HouseWithChimneyPlush #WeirdHouseRealtorIdeas #InfectedRealtorAu #MyThoughts

Just looking up weird houses and found a house plush I want.

I always I find weird or ugly houses interesting and the interior being a little off.

I wonder what the lure body will look like.

If I finally draw all my infected realtor house oc's these might be new ones.

My lure body guesses.

The monster house just a person with a lot of hair but is like a normal human or just has a beard while looking wolfman like with a cartoon house with chimney fungmammal.

(Monster House)

And the instrument shaped house looking like a famous composer and has a music note Stingray fungmammal.

Looks like a bootleg I.M Meen CDI like character in both look and movement.

(Instrument House)

The curved house being like the crooked man in design wise and has a stoplight fungmammal that changes into the base form.

If the instrument house had a theme be like.

I image the lurebody playing on a piano while the house flesh body tries to capture the buyer.

Music not mine.

Attack of the Killer Queen (Unused Version) - Deltarune (youtube.com)

(Curved House)

I can imagine the shoe house lure realtor being a shoe maker on the side and kicking other Realtors in the shin if they get close to a buyer they want.

Shoemaker elves would be this Realtor's fungmammal shape.

(Shoemaker House)

The airplane house lure would be female looking with disheveled clothes like this Realtors lure was in a crashed plane.

The parasite fungmammal is a Silky anteater and doesn't want to be a parasite one but is a glitched mutualism one.

He used to be a Falseperson but after being fired and angry changed into a parasite one then gave up being humanoid.

When she gets a buyer in the crashed plane house body will make the plane body move like it is flying but is in place then act like the plane is nose diving by the gases from the house.

Thinking about making a infected Realtor based of bear and have him be the main singer of the Nosy Neighbors band with Jack Black as the voice canon.

This infected Realtor having a thicc male body type Realtor that is nice and doesn't eat people.

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Thinking about fleshing out these weird houses in the images into Infected Realtors.

Maybe making them be in a band called the Nosy Neighbors.

Also my sitcom of Infected Realtors is getting huge dude.

Basically this.

Scott pilgrim vs the world, WE ARE!! Sex Bob-omb!! 1 2 3 4!!! (youtube.com)

My oc Fable in Zable's vessel body trying to get in the non accessible areas of a REALTORs house body be like.

Images and video not mine but link is there.

Fairly Odd Parents- Timmy's Dad's View of Privacy - YouTube

Images and video not mine but links are there.

Happy Home Mascot, A Fully Customizable Plush House for Your Promotion | Best Plush, Inc

Artist transforms parents' home into the ultimate monster house | Halloween haunted houses, Halloween house, Halloween home decor (pinterest.com)

Most Unusual Houses in the World (mcintyreproperty.com.au)

Weirdest Houses In The US (onlyinyourstate.com)

MyBestPlace - The Haines Shoe House, The Man Who Lived in a Shoe

I UGLY HOUSES. - HomeVestors of America, Inc. Trademark Registration (uspto.report)

Ugly Houses | Unusual Homes Around the World | HouseLogic

When threatened, the silky anteater, like other anteaters, defends itself by standing on its hind legs and holding its fore feet close to its face so it can strike any animal that tries to get close with its sharp claws. | Photo by Brian Wilcox : r/Awwducational (reddit.com)

#House Images I Found Interesting #Weird Houses #House With Chimney Plush #Weird House Realtor Ideas #Infected Realtor Au #My Thoughts

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film-bro-hotch · 1 year

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Queen of Nothing (Hotch x Reader) - Chapter Three

A/N: Hi everyone! It’s been a bit of a time since my last chapter, but this one I have been writing little by little after some assignments to keep myself sane. It’s a bit of filler, but ya know it’s a little important, plus there is a bit of a Hotch POV, so I hope you enjoy!

Also finally plugging in the Queen of Nothing playlist on Spotify. It is still a work in progress, and there is a ton of Taylor Swift on it (sorry she just fits the vibe so well)

Chapter Warnings: reader is stalking her target

WC: 1.6k

Chapter Three - It’s Not a War, No, It’s Not a Rapture. I’m Just a Person but You Can’t Take It

“To sin by silence, when they should protest, makes cowards of men.” ― Ella Wheeler Wilcox

His answer was almost a little too quick. The moment he saw the number, he knew it had to be you. He was in his office when he heard the shrill ring of his phone. Digging into his pants pocket, he quickly hit the answer button. You spoke before he even had the chance to say anything. He could feel the corners of his lips tug into a smile, a half chuckle escaping him.

“I was beginning to wonder when you would call,” he started to say, his eyes moving to the window of his office to see Rossi and Reid looking in. They must have heard his phone go off. Nosy, the both of them. His face quickly turned back to its usual scowl, hoping they hadn’t noticed. Reid wouldn’t think anything of it, but Dave…he could already see the smirk on his face.

“Of course I’m free. Let me know where you are staying and I’ll pick you up. 8:00 sound good?” he said, turning his back to the window to keep Spencer from reading his lips.

“Just let me know your place. I don’t mind driving, and knowing you, you will be in the office way later than you should.”

He laughed a little at that, part of him hating that you knew him so well. “I promise I won’t stay too late.”

“I’ve heard that one before.”

Your tone was joking, or at least he thought so. He wouldn’t be surprised if there was a little bit of annoyance there too. You always hated when he stayed late, and you were one to hold grudges. “I mean it this time…not too late.”

“I am holding you to it, Aaron.”

He gave you his address and said goodbye, closing his phone and placing it back into his pocket. He was in the process of pulling out one of his notebooks and flipping to a page when he heard a knock on his open door, Rossi slipping in. “Now what was that about? You don’t exactly smile on the phone too much,” he said, leaning against the doorframe.

Hotch’s brows furrowed, a look of annoyance crossing his features. “It really isn’t any of your business,” he said, grabbing a pen but stopping before he could write anything.

“With the look on your face, I’m guessing it’s gonna be my business now?”

“Shut up,” Hotch grumbled, running a hand through his hair. He was supposed to be taking care of Jack tonight…but you were in town, and he didn’t know how long you would be here. Jack would be okay for one night. “I need you to watch Jack for me…just for tonight.”

Rossi laughed, taking a couple of steps into his office and closing the door. “This must be pretty important.”

“An old friend is in town.”

“An old friend? A lady friend maybe?”

“David.”

“What? I get it if you don’t exactly want to put yourself out there, but…listen, it’s been a year and a half. Not saying you have to, I’m just saying you deserve to be happy.” There was an earnestness about Rossi at that moment, one that Hotch couldn’t bring himself to be mad at. Dave was just trying to be a good friend.

“I know, I’m just - I need a little more time.” He hadn’t even told you about Haley yet. The last time the two of you spoke, he wasn’t even officially divorced from her.

“I’ll watch Jack, you go have fun with your friend. And Aaron? Try not to think too hard about it. It just makes things harder.” Rossi opened the door and went back to his office, not giving Aaron a chance to say anything in return. Maybe that was for the best, and maybe he was right. Part of him felt like it was too soon, but the other part missed you. God, he missed you.

Aaron Hotchner wasn’t one to believe in fate, but he was sure you coming back into his life couldn’t be a coincidence.

Your hands were gripping the wheel a little tighter than usual. You were distracted, distant from your goal when you shouldn’t be. Of all the outcomes that could have happened with the dice, this is what they chose? It had to be some cruel god which placed Aaron Hotchner right in front of you again after all these years. He was so close, yet his very being was dangerous to your mission. Damn it, why were you so conflicted! You just-

Your thoughts were cut off by a tap at your driver’s side window. An older lady with hair she no longer bothered to color was standing by your car, arms crossed expectantly. Of course. These are the hiccups you run into when doing a stakeout on someone rich. Their neighbors did not take kindly to strangers, and your beat-up car clearly didn’t belong in the neighborhood. You rolled down the window a bit, putting on your best fake smile.

“Good afternoon, ma’am,” you said, though she did not seem amused.

“You are loitering,” she said in a shrill, snarky voice. Well, seemed like she was getting right to the point.

“I’m sorry. I needed to take this call and didn’t want to be on the phone while driving,” you said, flashing the burner phone that also obviously didn’t belong in whatever tax bracket her target did.

“Well, the call is over now, so I am going to have to ask you to leave.”

A movement from the house down caught your eye. Shit, that was your guy, and his garage door was opening. If you could just stall this woman long enough for him to leave so you could get his plate numbers.

So you went with the first thing you could think of. “Actually, now that I have you, have you taken a moment to pray to your lord and savior, Jesus Christ?”

She looked more annoyed than confused. Apparently Jehovah’s Witnesses were pretty popular in this area. “I don’t need prophesying from you, I need you to leave,” she snapped. You were playing a tricky game. Keep her confused long enough but not agitate her enough so she would call the cops. Your eyes darted to the house over, seeing the car start to pull out, a shiny black Lexus with perfectly polished rims, so stickers or signs of personality to it. You waited for just a moment, letting it get out into the street.

“Hope god goes easy on your soul,” you said before switching your gear into drive and following your target. Getting a little close to his bumper, you could read just what you needed under the usual Virginia is for Lovers tagline: KCV - 4826

You were going to have to be careful the next time you went to the neighborhood. There was no doubt that old lady was going to complain about you to the HOA, probably send an alert to the neighborhood watch. Which meant you needed to work quickly. You usually tried to get some more information, more dirt, more evidence to assure yourself that the court messed up. That you were doing the right thing. Part of you wanted to drag out it to be able to see Hotch more. The other part told you that you had enough information already, that he was sure to be disposed of.

You left the neighborhood, repeating the license plate number out loud for fear you may forget a number or switch up a letter. The moment you reached the shitty motel, you grabbed the pen and paper from your bedside table, scribbling down the license plate to fully commit it to memory. Your original plan was to tail Christian for a bit, see what he was up to and if you could gauge anything from the places he visited. That was cut a bit short by his neighbor, but you would make do. You always did.

You opened your laptop, an old, worn-to-hell thing you were surprised still ran. You wiped it clean often, kept it off the grid as much as possible. You were thankful you were at least a little interested in hacking while working for the BAU. That and Garcia always had great snacks. You would sit in her office, listen to her ramble about her work and ask questions occasionally. She would give you tips on how to best secure your IP, your data, and everything else. I bet she didn’t think her knowledge would be used for this, you thought to yourself as you typed in the letters and numbers. Usually, a plate number could only get you things that didn’t help much like accident or repossession histories, but you went the back way and paid for some…less than ethical systems to help get access to more things. Sometimes you just had to fight dirty to get the right thing done.

In your digging, you had gathered a decent bit of information about Christian and his disappeared wife, but part of you still felt like you didn’t have enough, and there was only so much the internet could provide. You were going to have to do some actual scouting, but not tonight. You had dinner with a certain someone planned. Remembering that, you turned your head to the poor analog clock on the wall.

6:48

Shit.

Maybe the clock was wrong, but when you looked at what your laptop and then burner phone said, you found it to be true. You cursed to yourself, getting up and shutting your laptop closed. You would not be late to this dinner because if you were, Aaron would never let you live it down. You just pray you can show quickly enough to make yourself presentable. And prayed he couldn’t see the cards you had hidden up your sleeve.

Chapter Two Chapter Four

#ssa hotchner #hotch x reader #hotch x y/n #fem!reader #criminal minds #unsub!reader #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner x fem!reader #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotchner fic #criminal minds fanfiction #Aaron Hotchner x reader #Aaron Hotchner x you #hotch x you #hotch x fem!reader #Aaron Hotchner fanfic #Aaron Hotchner x unsub!reader #criminal minds fanfic #Queen of Nothing

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oughttobeclowns · 2 years

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Review: Anything Goes 2022, Barbican

Review: @AnythingGUK @BarbicanCentre Not enough @bonnie_langford (when is there ever...?) but a hugely enjoyable bit of much needed escapist entertainment with a superlative Kerry Ellis

My favourite show of 2021 returns with added Bonnie Langford! And an excellent Kerry Ellis now at the helm of Anything Goes at the Barbican “Times have changed And we’ve often rewound the clock” There’s little surprise really that several venues turned to classic musical theatre last year as a respite from the time that had gone before. But saying you’ll put on a crowdpleaser and actually putting…

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rusty-phasma · 2 years

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Songs in my spotify that remind me of Paul Dano Characters

I really love music and i thought i'd do this, i hope you like it <3 also i love Paul dancing like a slut so i may watch For Ellen but i am probably gonna suffer lol.

Tim Klitz:

Pretty Fly (for a white guy) — the Offspring

When you sleep — My Bloody Valentine

Seth:

Iron Lung — Black Marble

Rose Blood — Mazzy Star

Brian Wilcox:

Dad Vibes — Limp Bizkit

Putting Holes in Happiness — Marilyn Manson

Hank Thompson:

Dead Weight — Jack Stauber

Elephant Gun — Beirut

Edward Nashton:

Choking on Flowers — Fox Academy

Exit Music (For a Film) — Radiohead

Alex Jones:

Canción para los Dias de la Vida — Luis Alberto Spinetta

There Will Be Rain — Million Eyes

Dwayne Hoover:

Nude — Radiohead

Say It Ain't So — Weezer

Nick Flynn:

Original Sin — INXS

But Not Tonight — Depeche Mode

Eli Sunday:

Sunday Light — Choir Boy

Bad Believer — St. Vincent

Percy Dolarhyde:

Take You Back (The Iron Hoof Cattle Call) — Orville Peck

Bad Moon Rising — Credence Clearwater Revival

Joby Taylor (i haven't watched the movie but i know he likes White Snake and i had to include him lmao):

She Rides — Danzig

Black Dog — Led Zeppelin

Jay:

Strange Overtones — David Byrne and Brian Eno

Snow Borne Sorrow — Nine Horses

Pierre Bezukhov:

Hopelessly Devoted to You — Olivia Newton-John (help me i am down bad)

Radiohead — House of Cards

Bryan Wilson:

Dream a Little Dream of me — The Mamas and The Papas

Strawberry Tea — Tiny Tim

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kpoptimeout · 7 months

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K-Pop Debuts and Comebacks for the 4th Week of September (Sep 25 - Oct 1 2023)

Sep 25

DAWN - Heart

DAWN is back with a dark and trendy solo performance!

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Kep1er - Galileo

The winners of GIRLS' PLANET 999 looks at your heart in this cute reimagination of the famed astronomer.

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IVE - Either Way

Popular girl group IVE shows their sentimental side in this comeback.

youtube

LEEWOO - My other half

Former MADTOWN member LEEWOO croons this touching ballad as he returns solo.

youtube

Sep 26

ONEUS - Baila Conmigo

Talented boy group ONEUS returns with this latin-infused performance!

youtube

Wilcox - Comma

Rapper Wilcox is back with another catchy alternative hip-hop piece.

youtube

Sep 27

Billlie - BYOB (Bring Your Own Friend)

Rising girl group Billlie continues with their quirky sound in this comeback!

youtube

KWANGMIN - MAYDAY! ft. Yook Sungjae of BTOB

Former BOYFRIEND member KWANGMIN is back solo in this fun track with BTOB's Sungjae!

youtube

XG - PUPPET SHOW

XG shows a more delicate side in this emotional performance.

youtube

Sep 28

Jung Kook - 3D ft. Jack Harlow

BTS' maknae is all grown up in this smooth and sexy banger.

youtube

Sep 29

No releases.

Sep 30

No releases.

Oct 1

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Breaking Down Quagmire’s Tirade Against Brian

“You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard.”

Since almost the beginning of the show, Brian has been in love with Lois Griffin. There have been moments throughout the series that sees Brian trying to get with Lois, most notably in the episode “Play It Again, Brian,” when Brian tries to throw himself at her. This criticism towards Brian could be hypocritical on Quagmire’s part as he too tries to have sex with Lois. But in a later episode, he reveals to his parent Ida that he’s also in love with Lois.

Brian was a stray when he was found by the Griffins. When Brian was scheduled to be euthanized back in season 1 (and later season 17), Peter saves him from being put down.

Of course Brian poops in Peter’s yard; he’s a dog!

“And you’re such a sponge! You pay for nothing; you always say, “Oh, I’ll get you later,” but later never comes!”

This could reference the episode, “Patriot Games,” when Brian loses a $50 bet to Stewie, and defaults on his payment. As a result, he gets the ever-living shit beaten out of him twice. This wasn’t brought up on my first point, but throughout the show, among other side hustles for the sake of the episode or cutaway gags, Peter has worked three steady jobs at a toy factory, a fishing boat, and currently at a brewery. He makes Jack-shit, and probably most likely ended up buying Brian’s car. We’ll get to that later. My point is, Peter is the breadwinner of the house, and pays for everything.

“And what really bothers me, is you pretend you’re this deep guy that loves women for souls, but all you do is date bimbos! Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I’m honest about it! I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh-grade interpretation on how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! That’s why you like him so much: he’s you! God, you’re pretentious!”

Brian’s longest lasting relationship was with a pretty airhead named Jillian Russel-Wilcox. Since their brutal breakup, Brian has tried to find love, but was only interested if she was smoking hot. Quagmire owns the fact that he dates women for their bodies, because he’s a sex-hound. Seriously, read The Catcher in the Rye. The protagonist, Holden Caulfield, is EXACTLY like Brian in every way.

Brian’s pretentiousness has been made even worse in recent seasons, where we see him act like he’s all sophisticated but really he’s just about as dumb as the rest of the Griffin family.

“And you delude yourself by thinking you’re some great writer, even though you’re terrible! You know, I should’ve known Sheryl Tiegs didn’t write me that more. She would’ve known there’s no A in the word “definite.””

BRIAN. IS. A. SHITTY. WRITER. Apparently, he can’t spell either. No wonder his novel did so poorly…

“And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should “legalize pot, man,” how big business is crushing the underclass, or how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you don’t to help?”

Brian actually did lead a campaign to legalize marijuana, but ended up leading another campaign to reverse the legalization so Carter would publish his infamous novel. And Brian along with Stewie has both destroyed the Superstore USA, so Brian has actually done a couple things.

“I work at the soup kitchen, Brian! Never see you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle!”

Case and point. Other than legalizing pot and destroying Quahog’s Superstore, Brian has not done diddly shit. Just grab a ladle!

“And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ!”

This is for ALL you hybrid drivers. YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. SHUT THE FUCK UP! I really like the South Park episode describing the attitudes of hybrid owners.

“Oh, wait! You don’t believe in Jesus Christ, or ANY religion for that matter! Because “religion is for idiots!” Well, who the hell are you to talk down on anyone?”

As an atheist, I’m gonna have to agree with Brian on this part. And I especially hate those “Jesus freaks” that are total assholes to those that drop as much as one f-bomb. Yeah, I went to Catholic school, and I did not enjoy one moment of that shit!

“You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your father! How’s that son of yours you never see?”

I failed college a couple times. In fact, I actually JUST graduated at age 27.

Brian actively avoids his son Dylan! It isn’t until four seasons later he shows interest in him because he becomes part of the cast in a Disney Channel show, and Brian exploits Dylan’s fame to get a job in the writing room. Did I mention the name of the episode that shows that is “Brian Is A Bad Father?”

“But you what? I would forgive all of that, ALL OF IT, if you WEREN’T SUCH A BORE! That’s the worst if it, Brian: you’re just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!”

That one’s pretty self-explanatory. Emphasis on the “alcoholic” part!

“*sigh* Well, see you, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak!”

I hope you ordered something expensive, Quagmire! Fuck Brian!

#familyguy #brian griffin #glenn quagmire

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