This sketch was inspired by this tag

p.s. And you also inherit his name, his job, and maybe his coat...

"Kickin' it with the roos" but edited by me 👌

Wataei haters will unironically say this is their dynamic with WATARU as the one chained...?

Some say that episodes like ‘Night of the Capybaras’

are actually funny whilst one is high on some intoxicant.

not Boeing colleting them like infinity stones. run nick run

so apparently there's a rumor at my job that i did heroin lmao random asf

Anyone out there? @Speed_McQueen2

He used optimus's bayverse speech 🤭🤭

Damn there's two ladies on here really pretending like all weed comes from drug cartels and all Americans who smoke weed are filling the cartels pockets and funding the rape of women because they got called out for making jokes about dead children. Absolutely deranged. I wonder how many of y'all ever actually go outside.

Anyways that's a reach. I think it's very funny that you're inability to have any compassion for American children is manifesting in defending a niche issue that you are pretending is overly affected by our individual actions. When it's not. Also, the equivalency would be us joking about how good the weed is since it came from the funds of raped women. Which none of us are doing because that's incredibly fucked up and misogynistic. Also, a number of US states now grow marijuana, a lot of US citizens grow their own marijuana.

You said something crass because you thought you were going to get a different reception for saying it. When you didn't, you acted like joking about dead children wasn't that big of a deal and are now trying to play the victim. Like even if you truly cared about this issue, presenting it only as a defense for your own bad actions doesn't garner it much sympathy. "I can joke about children dying at school because y'all smoke weed that may be completely unrelated to the cartel which is something I care about" really ain't the take y'all think it is.

If you're going to be an asshole at least own it. This is so pathetic. Just stop trying to justify y'all's bad opinions and shitty actions with activism. It damages the activism you supposedly care about. Just admit you're an asshole sometimes and go on with your day. You're not going to convince anyone that you're really the victim for making dead children jokes because of a completely unrelated issue. You look dumb af lol.

Totally random, totally unplanned, totally messed up ... But I kinda like the idea ...

people unfollowing me bc i don't like/don't wanna post vegaspete lmaoo

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1557071758708162561?s=21&t=FwJRC9FRhhyFRlBpV70Inw

Kids sports always get me 🥹🥹🥹

so soft 🥹

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

her pronouns are HE/HIM

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

A 2pm appointment can take all day when you're autistic