I hate S.anji so much (Has literally had S.anji as an f/o for years)

Fic Writer's Showcase Game

I was tagged by @there-must-be-a-lock - thanks!

Rules: Go to your published works on AO3 and list the first fic you ever published there, the last fic you published, any fic that you wrote for a fandom/ship only once, your favorite fic you wrote in the fandom/ship that has the most works, the fic you wish more people read, the fic you agonized over the most, the fic that sprang fully formed from your mind without any effort, and a work you are proud of—for whatever reason. <3

First Fic: Full Circle

So, this is how I got into writing fanfic. Someone on a non-fandom message board I was on was a big fan of fanfiction, and I thought, "Wow, I haven't thought about fanfiction since my X-Files days! I wonder what it's like now?" I went to FFN (this was pre-AO3) and the top fandom was Pirates of the Caribbean, which I didn't know much about, and I think the second top was High School Musical, and the third was X-Men. So I read some X-Men stories, especially Wolverine/Rogue, and one of them was a very compelling story about pregnancy loss which ended with a very ambivalent ending -- basically, a phone ringing and you don't know if the character will pick up. My friends, I COULD NOT SLEEP. I had experienced a pregnancy loss in the prior year, and I *had* to write a happy ending to this story. In retrospect, it was the RUDEST thing but I was new to fandom and I didn't know anything. I wrote it in an email and then eventually sent it to the author like a cat dropping a dead mouse in her lap, and she was very kind and encouraged me to post it. And that was ::checks notes:: at least a decade ago. Yikes.

Last Fic:

Chrome-Plated Heart Technically a WIP but it's all completed and is just posting twice a week until it's done. A Winterhawk Marvel Pacific Rim AU.

One-Hit Fandom:

Hope

I am kind of a serial fandom monogamist and once I'm in a fandom I tend to linger for a few years, so I only have one one-off in the Cabin Pressure fandom and it's more of a ficlet. A little Douglas Richardson & Martin Crieff cutscene from St. Petersburg. I don't even know their portmanteau!

Favorite Fic in the Fandom with the Most Works:

Lucky in Love

Wow, I had to check but I'm actually now tied for fandoms -- Marvel and Teen Wolf both have 18 fics each. So, I'll go with Marvel, and Lucky in Love, my first Winterhawk fic. I think it's rare to write a fic and then not want to change much about it a few years down the road, but I still reread this one from time to time and I still really like it! Fic I Wish More People Read:

Quriosity

Hmmm. It seems greedy to say so because it got a great reception, both within the 00Q fandom and just objectively in terms of number of hits, etc., but I feel like there's not as much crossover between the Bond fandoms and others I'm in, so if there's one fic of mine I would encourage people to take a chance and try if they know me from Marvel or Teen Wolf fandoms it's this one. There's a lot of fics in my repertoire that have themes of touch starvation / touch aversion but this one is the mostest.

Fic I Agonized Over the Most:

Freedom's Reach

I'm tempted to say the current fic I'm writing (my selkie!Bucky MTH2022 fic) but I think that's just a tendency to think whatever you're writing now is putting up the hardest fight. Freedom's Reach is my Winterhawk historical AU (e.g. American Civil War era) with mail order bride, and I don't know what I was thinking to write 1.) Inherently uneven power dynamic, which is something I typically dislike 2.) In an era I know nothing about 3.) Requiring frequent misunderstandings which I typically dislike. My poor beta @kangofu-cb is a saint for all the whining and self-doubt she had to put up with as I wondered whether I was walking all those lines.

Fic that Sprang Fully Formed: For Everything There is a Season

So, Google tells me that the Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle happened on November 7th, 2020, which means that within the week I had started posting this fic, and I'm pretty sure I wrote it in one evening. What can I say, I was inspired to think of ... Pierce ... and his ... Restore America's Glory supporters ... getting a pile of manure dumped on him. Go figure.

Proud of for Whatever Reason:

Pretty When You Cry

I am NOT good at writing short, capture-a-pivotal-moment-and-let-it-speak-for-itself fics. As the length of this post attests, I am a prototypical ADHD overexplainer. This fic managed to be short and sweet and intensely smutty but with all the feels somehow crammed in. And then, to overexplain, I had to do a second chapter from the other POV but I like how (to me at least) it doesn't feel repetitive or boring; it's the same events and dialogue but the internal narrative is so different it's still interesting. So, yeah, smutty little feels fic with Winterhawk failing a one-night-stand, check it out. I think between nox and lou most of the Winterhawk regulars already got tagged, so I'm tagging outside the fandom or people I haven't caught up with in awhile so, um ... @flamingo-queen-writes , @drunktuesdays , @pantstomatch, @shatteredhourglass, @1000-directions ... and anyone who wants to do this; I haven't been online for a bit so I'm sure I missed a bunch!

Thank you @luciehercndale and also @faithfromanewperspective (I am pretty sure you also tagged me and I forgot to make my reply then) for tagging me 🥺 It means the world, honestly, since I don't update a lot nor write too many fics, yet I'm still remembered.

When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💖

(All of the below are in The Last Hours fandom)

Wasting Beats In This Heart Of Mine 136,108 words. Work in progress. This fic is my most ambitious and it is a various x OC story (James Herondale, Cordelia Carstairs, and Matthew Fairchild). It's my own take on how multiple universes of the same characters work and what would happen if a time loop was created by trying to save someone who is meant to die. Basically, it's the fracturing of reality, the occasional dose of heavy existentialism and derealisation/depersonalisation, fixing of some canon complaints I had, but it all takes place during Chain of Iron. It's a re-write of an earlier and now deleted fanfic of mine called Chain of Lies. Oh, and there's romance. Everything kind of revolves around that, one way or another, even in some rather dangerous ways.

The Rain (It Rains Every Day) 7,912 words. Work in progress. This is a Beauty and the Beast AU but greatly inspired by the myth of Eros/Cupid and Psyche, as well as earlier versions of the Beauty and Beast story (the French version, as well as some others under different titles like East of the Sun, West of the Moon, which is basically Cupid and Psyche in a different font). It's got James Herondale x Cordelia Carstairs, Lucie Herondale x Grace Blackthorn, and Alastair Carstairs x Thomas Lightwood. The setting is 1900, Greece in an alternate universe where a whole bunch of the TLH cast immigrated to the country or live(d) in Bulgaria or Persia.

A Diamond On Your Pillow 1,978 words. Complete work. A crack-ship fic about Christopher Lightwood x Lara Croft because of a silly joke I had with @thevagabondexpress. I still maintain that it is the most genius of my works, even if I did not get around to writing out any of the backstory we talked about. Also, it's the strangest ship in the fandom corner right now and I am proud of that. The moment someone takes my title, I will be publishing a James Herondale x Alastair Carstairs fic and no one can stop me. Not even your mother. Heed my warning because after that it might be Peeta Mellark x Cordelia Carstairs AND I WILL DO IT.

Love, We Did Our Best 3,354 words. Work in progress. A Matthew Fairchild x pregnant OC fic. I came up with the idea after a weird dream I had about IVF, but anyway. It takes place in France (past) and Tortuga (current story), 1906. Matthew has been travelling the world and generally avoiding Shadowhunters until he gets to Tortuga and meets a Nephilim woman with her marks stripped in exile there. She is a widow expecting to give birth to her first child in somewhere over three months. It only has two chapters so far, but it's supposed to be a cute murder mystery (..."cute" as in there's romance, but also the murder mystery itself is not actually cute, it gets quite dark).

Pride and Prejudice 2,460 words. Work in progress. It is literally just a Thomastair Pride and Prejudice AU. It has one chapter. I intend to continue it one day, but I have to refer to the book often so it's on the backburner because I am too lazy to refer to the book to write and this AU requires it. I'll get around to it eventually. Probably.

I am tagging @griddle-cakes, @sourlemons262, @zoyalannister, and @all-this-panic-still-no-disco (mostly because I know you're also fanfic writers, 3/4 of which have written also for TLH. You absolutely don't have to do this though if you don't want to.)

MATCHUP FOR:

Anon

Im 5'4, skinny, wavy blonde hair, glasses, blue eyes. i used to have braces and i'm still self-conscious about my teeth, but people have told me i have a pretty smile. I was a straight A student in school and very booksmart. I was in ROTC. I have my masters in Sociology and I love working with kids. My parents are divorced, so helping kids with backgrounds like mine makes me feel good. I am great with kids and I love dogs and cats. I love reading in my spare time and baking. I also like doing home renovation projects. I'm very crafty and intelligent. I can become jealous though, especially when I sense that others have more than I do. I can also come across as a little prudish. Owls are my favorite animal. I am an ESFJ and a Christian.

Reminder: matchups are now closed!

From Band Of Brothers I Ship You With:

Harry Welsh

Ship dynamic:

Goddess x Simp™

Quote:

«Wisdom's daughter walks alone— but we could walk alone together.»

It's only fitting for you to be a part of the Women's Voluntary Service during the war. You make sure the children are being evacuated safely.

100% you're a hotspot for children during minor evacuations because you're really good at calming them down and getting them to climb into the trains.

Harry Welsh spots you there when he arrives. He thinks you have the prettiest smile he's ever seen —and he's right.

He doesn't approach you that same day because you've got quite a ruckus going on around you. He's not one to bother while people are working, and you seem to be working —that, or you have a shit ton of children yourself, which he doesn't see probable.

This man goes looking for you again at the train station as soon as possible, but you're not there. OBVIOUSLY.

Lucky him, Lieutenant Welsh catches yet another glimpse of you soon enough because you're an officer too??? This man is internally swooning and he hasn't even talked to you yet.

Harry immediately going for it and asking you out as soon as you two are introduced to each other by i don't know, probably Nixon. You not knowing how to respond because what did just happen??? And saying yes out of genuine confusion.

Best confused yes you've given in your life. This man treats you like the goddess you are.

The biggest simp. He brags about you 25/8 because 24/7 just won't cut it. There's not enough hours, nor enough days, for this man to mention you.

You opening up to him about your family background and him being so proud and full with admiration for you because you really took that and used it to do some good in the world huh?

Harry going to you whenever he doesn't understand or know something, because he knows you'll explain it to him. There's like, one out of twelve times when you actually don't know what he's talking about either. He's left completely baffled and you're pissed off because why don't you know???

He assuring you you're the smartest, most intelligent person he's ever met and that not even the smartest people know everything.

Harry buys you an owl necklace like a week before D-Day. You didn't even tell him owls are your favorite animal, so you're shocked when he comes to you with it.

He explains he bought it because it's supposed to be the symbol of Athena, and it fits you like a glove.

The thought of you being one of the few things getting him through Bastogne and then through his time at the hospital.

Positive side of being evacuated is that he can get letters from you.

Literally dies when he finally sees you again.

Very traditional wedding for the two of you. Your dress is partially made with Harry's reserve shute and probably crafted by you.

Lovely married life that 100% include baking afternoons on Saturday or Sunday.

You're the kind of couple that will make everyone roll their eyes and smile endeared simultaneously.

I'm so so sorry but I have to: Werner for the character meme (and/or Chuck McGill, if you can't think of anything!)

What the hell, I'm gonna do Werner AND Chuck

Werner

Fav thingabout him: He is so sweet; if I had a German uncle or grandpa or something, I'dwant him to be mine. He obviously takes his work very seriously too. He(initially) seems like a very cautious, careful sort of guy...unfortunatelythis attitude does not extend to all aspects of his life.

Least favthing: He's too sweet, dammit. His naivete and trusting nature made megenuinely angry, because I couldn't believe anyone could be so stupid aboutanything when he seemed fairly smart about everything else. I don't think youhave to be "street-smart" to understand that breaking out of an enclosedcompound without permission isn't the sort of thing you'd be allowed to getaway with. I was annoyed at how he felt like a plot device at the endthere--that he just existed to force Mike to have to kill him. It's a fault ofthe writing more than the character. Everyone could see the end coming from amile away, which is (as far as I can remember) unprecedented in the series.Even things that were heavily telegraphed and seemed obvious usually carriedsome sort of unforeseen twist, i.e. everyone thinking the lantern was going tobe involved in Chuck's death, but not knowing it was going to be a suicide. Thesecond they showed Mike building up a relationship with Werner, everyone knewexactly where it was headed. Also, this is a weird pet peeve, but I hate how healways called Mike "Michael". Bro, you've been working with him formonths, you are the only one who calls him that.

Fav line:(agh, unfortunately I can't recall any because I don't have any way ofrewatching season 4 at the moment. I love that he was courteous enough totranslate into English that he felt like he was going to throw up in the bumpyvan ride.)

brOTP: Him& Mike as cute old man drinking buddies.

OTP: Werner& his unseen wife, I guess. (That phone call before his death was so sad. I hope nothing happens to her, but this is the Breaking Bad Cinematic Universe, so bad things often happen to innocent people.)

nOTP: idk,Werner/Kai? I haven't really seen him shipped with anybody so I can't say Ihave any strong opinions on the matter.

randomheadcanon: (again, I need to rewatch all of season 4, because I remember thestory arcs, but not enough of the little details in dialogue and stuff.)

unpopularopinion: I have to admit, I don't know enough of what the popular opinions onWerner are to know what an unpopular opinion would be. I liked him, I just wishhis character arc felt less contrived and that he was treated like less of adevice. I also have seen some people in some places comparing him to Walt,which doesn't really make sense to me, because personality-wise they're justtoo far removed from each other. (Then again, people were even comparing dopeyPryce to Walter White, which was also a stretch!)

song Iassociate w/ him: I...I have no idea! Sorry. (So long, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodbye?)

fav picture: the cute little drawings @callmcgills did of him! (Also, ugh, the shot where he is, uh, shot...is beautiful. Depressing, but cinematically beautiful. I’m not posting that here though.)

 Chuck

Fav thingabout him: Honestly, as a fellow cowardly, anxiety-ridden, socially maladroit, perfectionistolder child, aspects of him are extremely relatable, frightening as that may beto admit. (My younger brother is of the slacker/moocher variety, rather thanthe con man variety, though.) I don't agree with everything he does, but I understandwhy he does it. (This is actually pretty similar to my attitude towardsSkyler's actions in Breaking Bad--I don't necessarily agree with her decisions,but I mostly understand why she acts the way she does.)

Least favthing: I think he should've been willing to at least put Jimmy on some sort ofprobationary path to HHM after he landed Sandpiper. HHM was under no obligationto hire Jimmy after he passed the bar (a lot of fandom seems to feel otherwise,which makes no sense! I don't think any other firm would've wanted to hireJimmy either!) Jimmy probably would've still managed to screw something up, butat least then if Chuck wanted to officially bar him from working for HHM forgood, Jimmy would know why, and what it was that he had done to cause that. Itdoes no good to punish someone if he doesn't even understand he's beingpunished, which is what the whole issue is in the first place with Chuck goingbehind Jimmy's back and using Howard as the perpetual bearer of bad news.

Fav line:"Because if there's one thing kids love, it's local printjournalism."

brOTP: lmao Chuck is bros with nobody except his space blanket, and his ol'sipping-scotch-and-chortling companion Howard, before that relationship gotdestroyed...

OTP: ...althoughI must also confess a SHAMEFUL desire to ship Chuck/Howard, because it's gotsuch a messed up power dynamic, because they've known each other for at least18 years, because Howard's clearly still so much in awe of Chuck (which Chuckprobably enjoys), and because neither of them seems to have any other friendsor close relationships. (Are we ever going to learn what's up with Howard'swedding ring? Even my mom thinks Howard is gay at this point! And what's upwith papa Hamlin? Did he die? Retire?) Canon-wise, I'm actually really curiousabout Chuck & Rebecca's relationship, because I have to wonder what it washe did that caused her to divorce him, but not bear any particular grudge oranimus towards him afterwards. He was clearly really upset about the divorce,but doesn't bear any ill-will towards her either. She doesn't appear to enteredinto any new relationship after the divorce either. It's all very mysterious.

nOTP: I can'ttell if this person was serious or not, but I swear I remember seeing someonepropose some theory that Kim had fucked Chuck at some point, and that's gonnaget a BIG NO from me.

randomheadcanon: oh god I've got like five hundred of them at this point. Themassive infodump that was Chuck's obituary in the season 4 premiere contributedto a lot of them, I think. I imagine Chuck's freshman year of college, at age14, was absolute hell for him. He was so proud to get accepted to an Ivy Leagueschool, but had been upset it wasn't a more prestigious one, like Harvard,Yale, or Princeton. (He had applied to them and had a few interviews, but unbeknownstto him, he had been heavily penalized in their byzantine admissions proceduresbecause, despite his sterling academic record, they didn’t find him outgoing or athleticenough.) His parents put him on the train to Philadelphia by himself, with afew suitcases, a map, and $50. He had no problems getting to the university,but was pretty overwhelmed right off the bat by the fact that everyone else wasolder and wealthier than him; he had dealt with this to some extent in high school, butnot to this degree (I headcanon his fictional alma mater, Francis Xavier HighSchool, as a typical Jesuit all-boys preparatory school that draws heavily fromupper-middle-class suburban families). Here he was, a literal child, thrustinto the adult world, and the world of the elites, at that. He probably feltself-conscious about things he hadn't even realized he could feelself-conscious about before, and spent at least a couple nights sobbing intohis pillow, and praying that his roommate couldn't hear him. He made a coupledesperate attempts to fit in, with a relatively low level of success (e.g. goingto a party and trying to impress people there by playing piano, only to get abeer spilled on him instead), before deciding it wasn't worth it and he wouldthrow himself singlemindedly into his classes and extracurriculars. He had hisfirst-ever panic attack sometime during his first semester, and wound up at thecampus doctor's office because he had convinced himself he was having a heart attack.On being told he was physically fine, he was indignant, but all the same, henever told his family about the incident, or anyone else either. Somewherearound this time, he also gets a letter from his parents, telling him he'sgoing to be a big brother in a few months, and won't this be exciting for him?(He wants to tell them his life is too exciting for him as it is, but saysnothing, instead writing back that he is sure having a younger sibling to helplook after will be the greatest experience of his life. He almost convinceshimself that he means it.)

unpopularopinion: I DON'T HATE CHUCK. (The most unpopular opinion of all!) He's myfavorite character on the show, with the obvious disclaimer that saying acharacter is my favorite doesn't mean I approve of all the character's actions,etc. Also, I know he's just a fictional character, but I'm still pissed offabout people celebrating that he killed himself & saying they hope it waspainful & stuff like that. Like, how much of an asshole do you have to be?What a horrible thing to say.

song Iassociate w/ him: Burning Down The House j/k, probably Faure's Sicilienne,because I too, cannot play it on piano without screwing up

fav picture: Not a picture, but I can’t resist.

Good afternoon honey love!!

I would like to ask you questions 4,5,6, & 7 from the questions you reblogged earlier!!!

Now for my answers:

I would tell my future self that I hope she has everything she’s dreamed of. Healthy love, beautiful children, having a job that brings her joy. And I would tell her that I hope she’s proud of what I’m doing as the younger version of her. I would also tell her that she better have got a fat butt by now bc I’m STRUGGLING over here 😂😂

I am not a HUGE fan of soup to be honest. But a good beef or chicken Pho is TOP TIER. I love pho. I could have it everyday.

I love to travel but I’m scared of planes. Only ever been on one plane to Vegas a few years ago and that’s like a 30 min flight for me 😂 I would go to the UK, AUS, maybe France, and I’d go to all the national parks. I have to say Michigan and Minnesota too. I will definitely go one day.

I hope you have a good Thursday! Tomorrow is my favorite day of the week & it’s my day off so I’ll be working on your gifts hehehehehe 😈

Love you mucho!

-SS33 ✨

I love your answers! Manifesting a big ol Phattie for future you 😂

I LOVE pho too!!, but I actually love airplanes 😂. going to all the national parks is a dream.

4. Literally any flower, I've never been given flowers before so just the concept of it and the actual act would make me so happy. It could be a bouquet of weeds and I'd be happy.

5. Idk if this is an acceptable answer but my dog 😂💀. I feel so loving and caring, happy and calm when I'm around him. And I KNOW FOR A FACT his ass judges me hard but i tell him about my day and sing to him and literally use him as a personal diary 😭😂. I just feel at home when im around my bubba boy.

6. Physical - my eyes are pretty! Like a lighting brown. I love my long curly hair, and my height makes me feel like a powerful bad bitch. Non physical - I like that I'm able to be empathetic towards people, I have a big heart and I find reasons to have love for people, and I love how my mind can be creative!

7. Greens, all types of greens and blues. Which is weird because blue isn't even a favorite color of mine. 

I'm so happy tomorrow is your favorite day!! and gifts?!? BESTIE PLEASE KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARENT MY SECERT PERSON IM GETRING YOU GIFTS TOO!! (Which might be given to you when you come to Vegas because shipping is expensive 😂💀)

Love you bunches times 10 🤍

And while I'm at it, lemme get some 30-40 from the self ship list too~

Thaaaaaank!

oh boi this is gonna be fun

(30) who is more possessive over the others?I can be pretty possessive sometimes without knowing it, but really Jed is the most possessive of us all. Sometimes, someone can just look at one of us for more than a few seconds and Jed immediately looks like he wants to murder a bitch. He’s gotten better about that, lately, tho.

(31) Who is better at dirty talk? What sorts of things do they say?

Oh boy, Octavius is the best. You know those Romans, lol. He’s always so clever and poetic. He will talk about my (and Jed’s) body in such beautiful and sexy ways. Jed’s pretty good with it too, but his is always riddled with bad puns and euphemisms. It’s cute. I’m actually not bad with it either! But I’ll keep the details between us three for now, heh.

(32) Is jealousy a problem at all?

I’ll admit there is definitely some jealousy at times, especially since there’s three people in the relationship. We make it work though, and remind each other just how much we love each other! It’s really not much different from a mono relationship.

I was often jealous of Jed and Tavi’s relationship because they’re a lot more similar to each other than I am, and they generally spend much more time together, seeing as how I can’t be in the museum every night. I often felt like a third wheel, and it was depressing. They noticed fairly quickly, and begged me to tell them what’s wrong, and now I have a date night with each of them every week, so we can each have some quality time with just each other. It works well, and jealousy isn’t much of a problem anymore!

Also, the boys often both get jealous of me because a lot of people pay attention to me and I’ve actually been hit on several times. Of course, they make sure that NO ONE hits on me and gets away with it. Another thing is they’re just a little jealous of a lot of things about me, things they wish they had, and they remind me of how amazing I am, but I know about their jealousy and I do everything in my power to show each of them how incredible they both are.Same thing with me though,I get jealous easily of how amazing they are. And they make sure they let me know how awesome they think I am and how much they love me :3

(33) What’s your favorite place to have sex?

Woah, what a question, lmao. Well, I have a room in the museum that was once used for storage, and I’ve fixed it up into quite a fancy place! And that’s where it happens, lmao. I’m pretty old fashioned, my fave place is on the bed, but in the shower is a p good place too, tbh.

(34) Who confessed first?

Well, it’s a little complicated, but Jed was the very first to confess. The thing is, he was confessing to me about how he felt for Octavius, and it really hurt because I kind of had a crush on both of them, and I thought my chances were ruined with them. Turns out, I didn’t have to choose, once I realized we could all date each other, I was ecstatic! A little scared, but it worked out brilliantly!

(35) Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) by joining them in the shower?Oh boy, you know Jed’s gonna do that to both of us. But especially me. It’s much more of a surprise because he’s so small, and I don’t notice him if he sneaks in to surprise me. But often he’ll climb in the shower or bath just to look at me, lmao.

(36) Who apologizes the most?

I apologize the most, easily. I’m always saying sorry, and they always ask what there is to be sorry for. I’m in such a habit of assuming I did something wrong and I’m to blame, and they always assure me there’s nothing to be sorry for, and that I’ve been perfect :’) and if I haven’t, they’lllet me know but still say how proud they are of me for being respectful and honest, and that I’m doing the best I can. They’re the best men on this earth.

(37) Has anyone ever walked in on you three? What happened?

Well, not really. I keep the door locked. I really want to keep that a private thing lmao.But, there have been instances where Jed “fell” into my bra while I was in public. He’s a naughty little shit.

(38) How do you comfort one another during difficult times?

Whenever one of them is sad? Immediately, H O L D the boi. That is step one. Step two, let him vent. Step three, give smooches. Step four, offer advice. Step five, c u d d l e him. When I’m sad, Jed lets me hold him for comfort, and gives me lots of smooches and tells me it’ll be okay. Octavius sits close to my face and offers advice, and he’ll hold my hand or dry my tears and caress my skin. When I’m small, both of them will hold me and lean on me. When two or all of us are sad, we just hold each other and cuddle.

(39) How would you all react to finding someone hitting on the other(s)?

I’d be utterly shocked. But I’d have enough rage in me to do something about it. I’d tell them to leave them alone, they’re mine and no one’s gonna take them from me. If someone hits on me, the boys are absolutely outraged. Jed talks about kickin’ their ass, Tavi mentions torture, yeah, lmao. Even though they’re small, there’s no shortage of threats and insults, and they’d take on anyone, no matter what size they are.

(40) A question not on the list?

Hm. How about, “What are your favorite physical affections with the boys?”

Well, i love ALL kinds of physical affection, esp when it comes to smols, but just holding them and cuddling them are the best, and both of them really love my smooches!

Thanks for the asks, this was fun!