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ghostypetrainer · 1 year

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BUT I WANT THE 'EVENTUALLY' TO BE NOW!!! I WANNA SEE THE REUNION BETWEEN EMMET AND INGO... ;_;

The scene is this: It's two and a half years after Ingo left the station. Emmet is... mostly getting along okay. As well as can be expected. One day, he receives an invitation to a battle conference in Sinnoh. He hasn't been to one since Ingo left, and he thinks it will be a good change of pace. He takes some vacation days, and heads out.

(In the back of his mind, he remembers that Ingo apparently booked a ticket for Sinnoh. He tries not to think about it. He doubts they will run into each other. He's not sure if he wants to or not.)

(He is lying. He wants to.)

The battle conference goes verrry well. He loses to Champion Cynthia, but he got her down to her last Pokemon. The match was verrry fun. It's enough to put Ingo as the furthest thing from his mind-

-so of course, that's when runs into Ingo.

He almost doesn't recognize his brother at first. A strange thought, since they're twins. Did he dye his hair black? And the color contacts- is he that desperate not to resemble him anymore? And it's something about that that makes Emmet lash out, to say something unkind. Ingo has the audacity to look hurt for a moment- before he says something equally unkind.

(This isn't right. Emmet wanted to apologize for not noticing his brother's issues. He didn't want to fight.)

But they're fighting now, yup! It's funny. He doesn't remember his brother having this much of a temper. Seeing Ingo angry was such a rarity... but he guesses he never knew his brother after all, did he?

It's a child who comes and stops them, although she takes a double take when she looks at him. She clearly knows Ingo, but did he never even tell her he had a twin? This angers Emmet more, and he snaps at Ingo again- but this time Ingo just keeps his mouth shut, and does the worst thing he possibly could-

-he turns away.

(Emmet doesn't notice the unnatural way his shadow twists as he does. He's not thinking about that.)

The girl looks at him for a long moment, before running after his brother. He thinks he hears her call him Uncle. Hah. So Ingo ran away and started a family. Well, good for him. He doesn't care. If he never sees him again, it will be too soon.

(So why does he cancel his return flight back to Unova?)

#asks #giratina possession au #submas #sorry if you expected their initial reunion to be warm and fluffy #they've got some uh. problems to work through #emmet's are obvious. but let's just saying being used as Giratina's puppet for two years took it's toll on Ingo

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allaboardsubmas · 10 months

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Part II

A/N: It turns out it was not allergies, but instead some sort of flu that knocked me down hard. Luckily, I am starting to mostly get over it! Unluckily, that means Emmet is about to get into it. Rip to the poor Subway Boy he's having A Time.

[Part I] [Part II] [Part III]

Summary: Ingo is tired. Emmet frets.

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‘I love you as well. I will be home soon.’

‘Promise?’

‘Promise.’

Emmet stared at the text exchange for the fifth time since he had woken up from yet another one of his naps. They were probably naps, at least. If Ingo were here he would have called them his bouts of lost consciousness. Which would have been rude. Hypothetical Ingo was verrry rude.

“Mm. I think I am derailing,” Emmet said softly, earning chirps and coos from where Nugget and Archie had made a nest out of him. Galvantula fur and Archeops feathers were going to be in these blankets for months, no doubt. “Hypothetical Ingo was being very mean to me.”

Luxa chimed softly, Emmet tilting his head to the side to see the tea that was floating beside him. Emmet made a face, but he took it and managed to down some of it, at least. He then entered a coughing fit that had him doubled over with frantic pokemon fretting around him.

Once he downed the rest of the tea and used a half dozen more tissues (saved for later because Ingo had taken their darling trash baby in with them), Emmet collapsed on the couch and glared up at the ceiling. “I should have made Ingo stay home to suffer with me.”

Plus he missed his brother. Ah, but then, Ingo was already worried enough with how he was. Emmet proving he was fine to be left on his own would be a weight off Ingo’s mind. One of them really did need to be there today, as well, considering the tunnel inspections.

Still. His sneezing had turned into coughing which had then turned into blowing his nose and while Emmet wasn’t precisely a germaphobe, being surrounded by snot-filled tissues was not his idea of a good time.

‘You are verrry mean.’ Emmet didn’t bother fighting autocorrect this time, instead sending a slew of angry emojis. ‘There are too many tissues! You should have left me Baby today!’ Their Garbordor would be a blessing right now.

Ingo didn’t respond, which was a little upsetting until he realized that he was probably in the middle of a battle and couldn’t respond. Emmet sent a few more emojis to make sure his xtrans kept buzzing and possibly irritating him. It was a little petty, but if he was confronted he could blame his fever.

Sadly, that seemed to be his schedule for the next few hours. He would drift off, wake up and drink some tea or water, maybe try to eat something, create more disgusting tissues, and then text his brother.

It was right around the time Ingo should be in their office with lunch that Emmet got fed up with the silence and called. Something in him that he hadn’t even realized was coiled up and tense immediately relaxed once the call was answered, “My deepest apologies for not responding to you sooner!”

“I can’t believe you would abandon your twin brother like this! Verrry mean, Ingo,” Emmet pouted, trying to hide his smile and knowing he was failing. Going by Ingo’s own little quirked up smile, he knew Emmet was being dramatic.

“As I said, my deepest apologies. I had wrongly assumed my twin was an adult and no longer needed his big brother to baby him-”

“You are seventeen minutes older!” The booming laugh he could hear echo around the tunnels even over the call had Emmet huffing and- Wait. Tunnels. “You are not in our office.”

He watched as Ingo looked confused, surprised, and then absolutely exhausted. “Ah. Well. It seems you are not the only one who was unable to reach their station today. Quite a few of our agents — and backup agents — called out sick. I can only assume the virus you obtained has been circling Gear Station.”

“No chance some of them were just busy and will be in late?” Emmet asked, moving to sit up and then doubling over into a coughing fit that had at least three of their pokemon crowded around him and fretting. “I- I am Emmet. I am fine.”

Twisting to adjust and focus back in on his xtrans, Emmet saw Ingo’s worried look and cut him off the second he opened his mouth, “No. I am Emmet. You are Ingo. One of us must be there. Especially if people are calling out. How many?” Oh. That was not a good look. “How bad?”

“Isadore called out.” Ah. Isadore was one of their hardest workers and in his world calling out sick was unacceptable and grounds to be hung without trial. “We are working at a severely reduced capacity and all of the battle lines have been shut down for the day.”

Ah. That was not pleasant. “Maybe I should come in. If it is this bad you will need help. Evening commuters will not be pleased with closed or reduced lines.”

Ingo stared at him before raising his voice. It was not needed, in Emmet’s opinion. “Luxa, darling?” Ah. He was going to be betrayed. “Has Emmet’s fever gone down?” Luxa, the absolute traitor, floated into view of the camera and made it to where her flames grew brighter and taller and that traitor- “Your fever has gone up?! I am coming home. We are taking you to the doctor-”

“I’m fine! We do not need to go to the doctor and you do not need to come home!” Emmet did not feel his best, certainly, and he was absolutely certain if he left his blanket nest he would die, but it was a fever. He would recover. Gear Station was much more delicate. “Ingo. I am okay.”

“Emmet… I don’t- I don’t want this to be- Not again.” Ahh… that was why Ingo had been so worried, today.

“Ingo,” Emmet said firmly, making sure to meet his brother’s gaze. “I am Emmet. I am okay. I know my limits.” Emmet didn’t often think back to when they were children and he had gotten verrry sick. “If I get worse, then I will go. Luxa knows where my limits are. She will alert you.”

Luxa chimed in agreement. She had been the first to alert their parents in the middle of the night, after all, when Emmet had gained a fever that had reached 108 by the time they arrived at the hospital. Emmet’s immune system had not been good when they were children. But that was then. This was now. He was okay.

“Just… please tell me if it gets worse.” Ah, what a worrier. “I am not a worrier!”

“You are. Truth is important, Ingo,” Emmet teased, relaxing at hearing Ingo’s snort. “Why are you in the tunnels?” Actually… “How are you talking to me in the tunnels?”

“I have stationed myself at the entrance to the Blue Line tunnels until our conversation has concluded so we do not lose connection. Unfortunately, with our lack of staff today, we are having to split up to cover the inspections.”

Oh, Emmet did not like that. “You are getting dangerously close to failing your safety checks, brother.” As a rule, tunnel inspections were done in pairs for safety reasons. One person would always be back in the control room, as well, to keep in contact with the pair and make certain that the lines were closed and the third rail in that area shut down. “Someone is monitoring?”

“The only thing we managed,” Ingo sighed, Emmet hating more than anything that today of all days he had to get sick. “We are… severely understaffed. Tomorrow should be better as we have sent in aid requests to City Hall, who will find us some more engineers and conductors to run the trains tomorrow. Still. We cannot leave these tunnel inspections until then. Especially the Blue Line.”

Especially? Emmet tilted his head in confusion, his xtrans no doubt picking up the motion since Ingo gave another tired sigh. “There have been reports of erratic blue lights within the tunnel. Those who witnessed it said it did not look like any sort of ghost or illusion pokemon, but it is still prudent to check.”

“You will be careful.” Emmet made sure to not let it be a question. Even as scrambled and tired and sweaty as he felt, Emmet tried to make himself seem as firm as possible. He was not about to let either of them slack on their safety checks. “Radio?”

“Check.”

“Pokemon?”

“Check.”

“Flashlight?”

“Check.”

“Charging status?”

“Complete and replaced.”

“Monitor?”

“On standby and waiting.”

Emmet stared Ingo down for a moment before nodding, relaxing back and then pausing as he heard a quiet laugh followed by, “Water?”

“Wha- Ah.” Emmet looked around him. “Check.”

“Medicine?”

“Next dose in twenty-seven minutes and on standby.”

“Food?”

“Soup one hour and thirty-two minutes ago.”

“Temperature?”

“Increase of two degrees, but holding steady.”

“Pokemon?”

Emmet opened his mouth and then paused as Luxa and Nugget crowded into screen, Emmet laughing at the same time as he heard Ingo. “Check. Satisfied?”

“Much. I will now be heading into the tunnels — and yes, I will eat something upon returning as well as call you. Please follow all your safety checks and rest well.”

“As long as you follow your safety checks as well,” Emmet said promptly, going to end the call before he paused. His thoughts were swimming from his fever, but something felt- Hm. He wasn’t sure. “Ingo?” Waiting until it seemed like Ingo was focused back on him, Emmet squirmed before saying a soft, “I love you.”

Ingo looked surprised for a moment before that quirked smile of his showed up, Emmet relaxing at the sight. “I love you, too, Emmet. I will see you soon.”

The text exchange from earlier floated through his mind and Emmet echoed it without even thinking, “Promise?”

“Promise.” The call ended and Emmet stared at the blank screen before Nugget started fussing and trying to get him wrapped up even more in his blankets. Archie didn’t help when he moved to fuss and preen at his hair.

The ridiculous actions of their pokemon at least had him smiling again, shaking off his worries. He was sick and Ingo was miserable at work. Things would be better once Ingo was home.

…right?

#submas #ingo #emmet #my writing #i am getting alittle too into this yall #looking down teh barrel of a 50k word fic if i don't stop myself #and we all know i won't

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leggerefiore · 1 year

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Would Inka try dyeing her fluff black?

You come home to angry chittering and are confused why

Then you walk into the bathroom to find Inka covered in black dye alongside the tub. Ingo is desperately scrubbing his favourite thing while Emmet is having an intense moth discussion with his daughter. All of them turn to you.

Then Emma enters, also dyed black. Emmet nearly faints, and you are debating hosing them off like dogs.

"This is verrry bad camouflage!!!! Danger!!!!"

"We look cool, papa!"

MOTH CHITTERING FOR DANGER FROM EMMET

(She would, and so would Emma, making Emmet cry and likely staining the tub forever.)

#emmet.ima #pokehybrid au

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rosebloodcat · 2 years

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Allow me to paint a word picture for you all of some potential canon for Transfer Error AU.

People have learned that Emmet is in possession of a thought-to-be-extinct breed of sneasel, but it hasn't yet gotten out that the sneasel is actually Ingo. So, as we already know, numerous people are demanding that the Pokemon be confiscated for science/species preservation. This is mostly done over social media with no actual legal attempts being made, or legal channels being accessed, and Emmet has been able to ignore it for the most part. (Aside from the occasional update from friends/coworkers.)

Until someone manages to get on to an actual news station/late-night show, trying to turn public appeal against him and force him to give up Ingo.

This person tries to sway people into thinking that Emmet is incapable in some form or another and that, if he really wants to help the Pokemon, he should hand it over to a licensed, professional Pokemon breeder. That he’s unqualified to care for the pokemon and it must be taken from him.

Emmet, predictably, takes great offense to this but not for the reason most would think.

We all agree that Emmet had to have done extensive Pokemon breeding to get his Galvantula, but I would like to suggest he was far more involved in the whole thing than just dropping the needed Pokemon off at a daycare and waiting for eggs to appear.

As a result of this and the actions he took; he makes a post on his own, personal media account and fires off a text to Elesa asking her to share it.

The post is a selfie of Emmet himself and a brief caption.

Sitting in the picture is Emmert with a sleeping Ingo curled up in his lap (or into his side), and holding up a small ID so it can be very clearly seen with a verrry annoyed/angry expression. He's not quite glaring at the camera but his irritation/offense is still clearly seen on his face.

Said ID has a number of specific numbers on it blurred/Blocked out, but Emmet’s name is definitely on it, with a fancy/Very Legal and official looking seal stamped on the front. (Partially over Emmet’s name, proving that it is genuine and not a counter fit.)

The caption, like most things said by Subway Boss Emmet, is short and to the point:

Smear campaigns =/= Proper Preservation Procedure. No Proper Legal Protocol = No Sneaslets

This is followed by the brunt of Unova’s population (outside of electric type fans and breeders) losing their minds that one of the most powerful trainers in the country is, in fact, a licensed Pokemon Breeder.

And, as some point out, completely right that there is no legal leg to stand on. After all, as a previously extinct species of pokemon, the sneasel’s technically covered under the same laws that prevent revived fossil pokemon from being taken from their trainers! No one can take it unless they can prove that have government backing for both research and restoration of the species.

And if they want it bred, it would be significantly detrimental to the attempts to take it from a breeder it already trusts.

Emmet said it best. No proper legal protocol, no sneaslets!

#transfer error au #pokemon headcanons #subway boss emmet #emmet #sningo #sneasel ingo #ingo doesn't know this argument happened #emmet didn't tell him about it #he decided using their arguments against them would be better #because they're still trying to keep quiet about ingo #still not sure how or why he got turned into a sneasel #and not wanting to invite criminals into the mix #rosie rambles #Emmet THE man for a well bred joltik #it's just not well known since not many people look to breeders for them

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smallestapplin · 2 years

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Ima need you to expand on that threesome with both Emmet and Ingo for.... research purposes 👀;;

- ☕️🐈‍⬛️Anon

Uuhhh hopefully I’m good at this. If I remember correctly (probably not) you’re referencing the headcanons things I did a while ago.

🔞18+Only!🔞

🔲Ingo&Emmet🔳

- I genuinely see them setting a schedule with you as their shared partner, you and Emmet have dates just the two of you, and days just the same.

- Ingo and you also have the same, and then the rest of the week it’s the three of you together.

- When it comes to sex most of the time it’s just you and one of them. Mainly Emmet cause he is like a heat stricken creature.

- Emmet is usually more adventurous and rough, while Ingo prefers more romantic settings. That’s not to say they both can’t switch it up.

- Every once in a while they tag team you. What happens next entirely depends on their and your moods.

- Sometimes it’s good top bad top, with Ingo praising you and treating you so kindly, while Emmet spits out degrading words and treats you like a flesh light.

“You’re going to hurt them like that!” Ingo scolds Emmet. The older twins gentle rubs your cheek as you suck him off while Emmet plows into you from the back.

“Nah they like it! If the way they’re milking my cock is anything to go by, isn’t that right whore!” Smacking your ass harshly at his words, laughing when you squeal.

Ingo tries to muffle his moans, he doesn’t want to overshadow all your sweet sounds. But it all feels so good with your mouth around his cock.

“Our sweet dearest, you’re doing so well, so good.”

“Mm such a good slut! A perfect little hole ready to be filled!”

- other times both are so mean to you, these times are the most rare though seeing how Ingo can hardly ever get like this.

- A few things can cause this, either Ingo gets jealous and insecure, you wore, specifically, his work coat and hat, or work was especially rough and he’s angry.

- Either way you’re not walking with two subway bosses frothing at the mouth over you.

“Come on, take it! You cock hungry whore.”

You can’t help but squirm and wail at Ingo’s insults, the blunt tip of his cock slamming against your sweet spot repeatedly. While Emmet coos at your fucked out face.

“I think you might be breaking them.” The younger twin taunts. He stopped face fucking you a moment ago, your sounds are so addicting to hear.

Ingo moves your legs higher up, raising your hips and getting a better angle. Your head hangs off the foot of the bed for Emmet to use.

“Aw you’re being so loud now! Can’t have the neighbors complaining, that would be verrry bad. But then again, they’d know how much of a cocksleeve you are.” Emmet slips his dick back into your gaping mouth, cooing at your occasional choking sounds.

- other times it’s sweet, where they pass you between each other. One twin behind you kissing your neck leaving marks behind while playing with your nipples, while the other kisses you and gentle thrusts into you.

- Both softly praising you, gushing to you about their love for you, how well you’re doing for them, and how well you feel.

- Or what happens more often than not is, since Emmet’s introduction to toys, you’ll be tied to the bed, with Ingo showering you with his love and praise, thrusting into you with a vibrator on your sex.

- Then after he is done, he just shoved off by Emmet, he litters your open skin with bite marks, turning the vibrator up a notch, and pounding into you, cooing and drooling over you.

- Or the other way around.

“You feel so good! Mm I love you, my sweet beloved. Oh fuck, gonna cum!” Ingo moans out, his gentle thrusts picking up a little.

The soft slapping of skin echoes in the room with even soft vibrations. You tug against the rope keeping you secured to the bed, you want to hold him. Your back arches as you cry loudly with the older twin.

His warm cum filling you up as you clench around him, cumming with him. He presses soft, lovingly kisses against your lips, despite you still moaning, the bullet vibrator still going, overstimulating you.

“You did all well for me, I love you.”

“I love you too.” You whine. It’s not painful, but you’re quickly reaching another climax.

Ingo carefully pulls out of you, only to let out a short scream when he is shoved off the bed.

“My turn!”

You weren’t given anytime before Emmet bullies his cock inside you. His moan get drowned out by your pleasures scream.

“You make the cutest faces! I wanna see more.” Emmet turns up the intensity of the vibrator.

You’re nothing but a constant stream is moans, whines, and incoherent babbling.

“Mm! My sweet darling, clenching me so tightly. Fuuuck!”

Each quick touch thrust pushes you up the bed, only to be dragged back down to meet his hips. Drool slide down the corner of your mouth, while his drool drips down onto your chest.

“You feel so fucking good!” Emmet breathlessly chuckles at your cockdrunk expression.

This’ll continue until you either tap out or they have had their fill. I hope you’re ready.

#mdni #proshippers dni #pokemon #pokemon imagines #pokemon x reader #pokémon #pokemon ingo #pokemon fanfic #pokemon ingo x reader #pokemon smut #smut #🔞🔞🔞#pokemon emmet #pokemon emmet x reader #pokemon x reader smut

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r0-boat · 2 years

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👉👈 I love your villain submas stuff, can I ask for villain submas reaction to a different hero showing up that isn’t their darling?

- noodle

YEERSS

Villainmas reaction to a different superhero showing up

Ingo

All the enthusiasm gone...What was he even doing again? probably wasn't even that important.

This man is nothing like you but he won't say that he will just pinch the bridge of his nose and get this over with. Depends on his mood he will either be extremely harder to deal with or very easy to beat. But still tries to keep it professional.

But why are you not here did something happen to you? He should send you a quick text to see if you're ok?...oh no... did you- did you get sick?!

Emmet can deal with this fool help is on the way dear!

Will promptly take the day off from his evil plans to spend time with the sick hero.

Hero!reader: ingo they had a substitute in my place you didn't have to come here. :(

Ingo: nonsense work just wouldn't be the same without you! Here have some more soup it's not poison I promise. You can't fight crime on an empty stomach.

Emmet

It's not you, so he doesn't care about keeping the person alive. He's not going to let a perfect plan go to waste. Yeah, he's verrry upset that you didn't come to work to stop him, but that hero's aura mocks him.

Ugh, who does this person think he is? They probably took the job to stop them because they wanted to be like you... he's just a hack hero that wants fame, not to save people and help the community like you genuinely. He will never be like you.

And he'll say that, he'll say all of that too the hero makes him angry so they can have real fun.

If they're not going to send you, at least send someone more competent in their job. He will feed the corpse to his joltic army.

Once he hears that you're sick, his heart breaks, but it's too late now, he'll continue for you. Ingo will probably come back soon from checking up on you, and they will take turns, but for now, If they think he's going, to be an easy defeat haha they're wrong,

#villainmas #submas #pokemon #ingo #emmet

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bitebitesnap · 1 year

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How would the subway twins react id you flirted with them in train terms? Like “are you a train wreck? Because I can’t stop looking at you.” Or even “are you a train? Cause I wanna ride you till the end.”

-flails and drops book- oh geez-

Ingo

Ingo prides himself in being the more sound twin. He's the one passengers and Agents go to when they want actual help and not a mild insult. Credit to his brother for still doing that but still not controlling his mouth.

It's rare that anything makes him break composure. He's had people yelling in his face over stupid shit, similarly had stupid people ask him stupid questions. He's a master at keeping that face as his default.

That being said, he cracks the minute one of those leaves your mouth. He snorts, looking away and slapping a hand over his mouth. His eyes are hidden behind his cap as he tries really hard to compose himself before looking at you again, though you can still see tears collecting in his eyes.

At first he thinks you're joking and he'll tell you as such. He's been around Elesa so much and she does the exact same routine because he's the only one who responds to such terrible humor (she says it's because he maintains his face for so long that anything genuinely stupid gets him). He'll thank you for brightening his day but seriously, he has to go back to work now.

Wait....y-you're not..?

He stalls, smile dropping as he just stares at you wide eyed and open mouthed. He'll finally come to his senses when someone calls out to him and his jaw clacks shut. Instinctually he'll pull down the bill of his cap to cover his steadily reddening face with a hasty excuse that he needs to go.

Him leaving might give the impression that he's rejecting you but look closely. He walks very fast with his arms down at his sides or one on his cap, which he doesn't normally do unless something serious happens or he's really flustered. His ears being fire engine red sells him out to the latter, though.

The more raunchy ones will have him quickly shushing you, a soft red flush on his cheeks. He doesn't want you to just say those out loud! In public! What if Emmet hears? He'll never leave him alone!

If you're dating he'll still shush you, but he'll pull you closer and lean into you, so if you want to continue saying such lewd things then you can. But only into his ear.

Emmet

Emmet is not as uptight as his brother. He's blunt, stating his thoughts on whatever is said to him whether it's someone asking directions or coming to complain. More than once Ingo had to be called in because his twin just wouldn't stop running his mouth. People don't really go to him for information much unless they can tolerate him being a snarking asshole about it-which is mostly made of the older commuters as they're used to it.

He's similar to Ingo in that he's hard to crack most of the time. Verrry few people have been able to make him change his expression and even when they did, it was mostly just a slight shift of his brows into an angry smile. Those that managed to get him to stop smiling are the one's he punches, to Ingo's immense frustration.

But when you start dropping those he flat out stops in his tracks. His smile is tight and his eyes are tired. This is the most disappointed you'll ever see him.

He'll tell you not to hang out with Elesa anymore if you're going to be repeating her so-called 'comedy' routine. It's bad enough Ingo finds it humorous to the point of tormenting him with it; in fact he'll tell you not to interact with Ingo either if this is what he's going to go through.

You'll have to be thoroughly prepared by Ingo for this rebuttal because he won't be holding back on his disdain for it. It's not a rejection of you, per say, just the idea of you performing such bad humor to his face or anywhere around him. You can like what you want just don't involve him.

Ah...you are not joking....

He says it completely seriously. It's not a question, it's a statement. You are seriously saying those things to him because you find him attractive enough to try.

...Hm..

He doesn't really know what to do at first. He stands there, for once not really smiling-though it isn't his 'I'm going to punch you in the next 5 seconds' face so much as a flat, neutral expression. His hands stay at sides as he continues to stare at you, blinking owlishly as he struggles to process what you just said.

After what is an, admittedly, embarrassing amount of time where he did nothing but stare at you like a moron he'll slowly raise his hand up to your head before patting you. This is not him being demeaning, he just genuinely has no idea how to respond other than this and he will tell you so.

He'll let you continue the flirting if you want, without his smartass commentary. He might even say that it's not so bad if its from you-only you, not his brother. But he'll ask you to keep it between you and him as he doesn't want said twin to mock him over it.

When you're dating on the other hand, he'll be a lot less frugal with his disdain for it but it's all because he loves you. His darling cannot be making such terrrible flirts with him, nope. It is weird (you still do it because his responses are hilarious)

However...

If you ever drop one of the raunchier lines he will stop in his tracks and look at you. No matter where, no matter when or even if you're dating or not, he will give you the most lecherous grin as he leans in to mutter into your ear.

"If you're willing to take this train, then you will need a special ticket. And I only give them in my office~"

#jawbones #subway boss emmet #subway boss ingo #subway bosses #sorry if Emmet sounds stiff or weird this is just how he presented himself #also I forgot this was in my askbox and nearly didn't do it but here it is

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coramatus · 1 year

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Cut ‘there were no instructions or fine print’ snippet bc the premise refused to cooperate

(…)

(A few days pass after Ingo comes home. Emmet has been moping the entire time, reluctant to interact with what he thinks is just the scraps of his brother. That entire time, Ingo has been trying to get Emmet’s attention by increasingly silly means. He tries writing but it comes out in Hisuian by mistake, he tries an old Xtransciever but the device malfunctions, tries typing on a computer only to break it when he claws a key too hard, he tries spelling things out on the floor in Legos but a sleepy Emmet accidentally steps on it barefooted and falls on it, etc.. Now Ingo is beyond frustrated and has remembered what a dry-erase board is. He goes up to Emmet, who is busy being sad on the couch.)

“Emmet! Emmet, get up!”

(Ingo makes chittery Sneasel noises at Emmet. Emmet is too caught up in mourning. Ingo decides he’s done playing.)

Ingo takes a deep breath, bracing himself before he grabs the whiteboard and bonks Emmet’s skull with it.

“Gah!!” Emmet yelps as his eyes fly open, jerking in surprise so hard he pitches himself off the couch and lands on his face.

As Emmet lets out a muffled groan, Ingo feels his ear twitch in annoyance at the scene before him.

“What the heck? What’s gotten into—?”

Ingo sits perched on the couch, holding up his whiteboard with the message:

EMMET STOP BEING SAD I’M HERE

“Ingo…?” (Emmet stares in dull shock)

(Ingo nods emphatically)

“Is it really…?” (Emmet’s face goes from dawning joy to abruptly overcome by indignant rage as the last few days of moping catch up with him) “Why didn’t you say anything?!”

(Ingo doesn’t get his reaction until the deep instinct of sibling rage takes hold of him too and he scribbles out an equally pissy message)

I TRIED YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

Emmet sputters in fury at him.

“You should’ve tried harder!!!” he snaps.

Ingo taps on the last three words on the board, one at a time, growling pointedly.

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE!!” Emmet shoots back in a volume that could rival Ingo’s on his best day, “I WAS SURE OF IT!”

(Ingo gets angrier)

I DIDN’T DO IT ON PURPOSE

Emmet throws his arms up and screams, “You asshole!! I just want to hug you and strangle you at the same time!”

Ingo’s ears are flat against his head, unable to contain his loud growl as he sloppily scribbles his words as fast as he can to express the inexplicable rage taking hold of him. The second he finishes he throws the marker down and thrusts the board at Emmet with a furious squeak.

SAME YOU DINGUS

Emmet sputters at him, his jaw working furiously, trying to come up with a response. As he stands there fuming, there’s a shift in the timbre of his breathing, going from fast and shallow to something thicker and choked.

“…it really is you.”

His breath hitches as he chokes back a sob, his strength seeming to fail him as he falls to his knees, staring at Ingo with hope blooming in his eyes.

Whatever anger Ingo had been feeling in that moment fizzles out as just quickly as it arrived. It’s enough to leave him reeling in confusion as he limps up to Emmet.

What is happening? Why does this rollercoaster of emotions feel so natural? As if they’ve done this sort of routine before?

Ingo rests his claws on Emmet’s hand, looking up at him in worry. Emmet just laughs wetly, struggling to hold back his tears as he covers his mouth,

“You never call me that unless you are verrry angry. Remember?”

Ingo very much does not. He grumbles in frustration and writes out another message.

MEMORY BAD HAVE AMNESIA SORRY

“It’s… jeez, it’s so stupid. Grandpa thought we were nuts. ‘You two scream and fight and now you’re hugging and crying. Oy, I give up!’” he quoted in a perfect imitation of their grandfather’s accent.

A faint memory flashes of the utterly vicious knock down, drag out fights that he and Emmet would sometimes get into as they grew up. While these incidents were rare, they were screaming, clawing, punching, biting affairs that resulted in trips to the hospital more than once.*

* (There was the time Emmet kicked him down the stairs, knocking out his two front baby teeth which he then accidentally swallowed. There was a time when he managed to smash one of their toys over Emmet’s head so hard he needed several stitches to close the wound. They could be mean as kids.

But every time, they ended the same way: hugging and sobbing on each other, wailing apologies between their tears, snot, and blood.)

“So, amnesia?” Emmet asks softly. He raises a hand to Ingo’s cheek, thumb brushing over his soft fur as he traces his facial markings. “Is that why you could not signal me until now?”

TRIED TO SIGNAL YOU FOR DAYS BUT YOUR HEAD WAS UP YOUR ASS

Emmet lets out a graceless snort, “Yeah, I guess I deserve that.”

(…)

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon black and white #pokemon black 2 and white 2 #there were no instructions or fine print #submas #subway boss emmet #subway boss ingo #warden ingo #sneasel ingo #hisuian sneasel #coramatus’s writing #cut text that i liked but ultimately didn’t work #aint that just the way #some sections are missing and patched in with parenthesis

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nartothelar · 2 years

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I can imagine Zekrom Ingo getting struck by a powerful electric attack on the subway platform because of an angry passenger or something and everyone's like 'oh no!'

But Ingo just reprimands them with barely a blink (and looking almost more relaxed? Lol) as Emmet just nonchalantly pats the flames off Ingo's uniform

KSKSKS the subway bosses gains the reputation of being unflappable badasses of a legendary degree and it’s not even because of their legendary pokemon statuses

the tasty snack aside, the angry (and verrry confused) passenger is promptly escorted out

#emmet sewing the flames: !!! bonus snacks! :>#twin dragons au #ask

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hehe-hoho-ohno · 1 year

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Mild spoilers for the next chapter of Misfits under the cut:

“Would you like me to write this week’s report?”

Emmet didn’t look up from watching Lemondrop crawl across his knuckles. “You don’t need to.”

“I understand. I- I’m offering. You’ve done so much for me and- and I want to pay you back! So-!”

Emmet looked up. “You don’t need to.” Frankly, Emmet hadn’t done anything special. He found the idea that Ingo ‘owed’ him for his fumbled attempts at kindness unsettling. If anything Emmet owed him! He still hadn’t made up for their disastrous first meeting.

But Ingo didn’t appear to feel the same because his face pinched in a distressed sort of way. Emmet had a feeling he wasn’t going to be winning this conversation. Perhaps a different tactic would be needed.

“No one reads the reports!” Emmet spread his arms. “So there is no point in you writing one!”

Ingo tilted his head. “How are you so sure no one is reading them?”

“Well. If someone had been reading them I would have gotten into trouble for cussing North out for three pages.”

Ingo’s jaw dropped. His perpetual frown elevated his horrified face to a new level. “You WHAT?!”

Verrry loud! Emmet snapped his fingers next to his ears to check they still worked.

“Why?! How are you not dead?!”

“No one read it.” He returned Lemondrop to the locker. “Besides. I did not start with that.”

“What-“ Ingo took a deep breath and sat down across from Emmet, moving with the slow gingerness of someone disarming a bomb. “What did you start with?”

“Flagrant lying.”

Ingo buried his face in his hands and made a noise like a rusty hinge.

“I didn’t get in trouble. So I knew no one looked at it.” Emmet didn’t understand what he was getting so worked up about. Obviously nothing happened. “I’ve been sending in blank reports. No point in writing if no one reads it.”

Ingo peeked up from between his fingers. “Emmet?”

“I am Emmet,” he agreed.

“I am requesting permission to take over all the paperwork.”

“You don’t need my permission.” It was weird when Ingo said things like that. As if Emmet was in charge or something. “But you would be wasting your time.”

Ingo stared at the floor.

Emmet sighed heavily and shrugged. “You can do what you want. I won’t stop you.”

Technically Ingo didn’t smile. But his mouth levelled out and his eyes crinkled, his lower lids coming up in a happy squint. It was strange that Emmet had ever believed he looked angry when he smiled so often.

“Thank you! I will get to work right away!”

Emmet had only had Ingo for a day and a half but if anything happened to him he would kill everyone here and then himself.

#submas #misfits #WIP Wednesday #wow how's the writing going?#its not #i have made so many drastic changes to both this chapter and the next and im still dissatisfied

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yanban-san · 2 years

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▷Fluffy Submas Date Headcanons [SFW]◀

Cute headcanons about going on dates with the submas twins

Polyamory, Reader-san is AFAB. Under a cut just to keep the post short on your dash!

▶ Emmet loves spontaneous dates, whereas Ingo prefers planning ahead of time. While they let each other have alone time with you, they also like to go on dates together with you. Typically in public they just act like good friends, but if they get you alone on the date they’re both all over you, kissing you and hugging you in very secretive PDA.

▷ They both enjoy dates in spots where they can let their pokemon- and your own, relax. Most of their pokemon are comfortable in the city and on the rails, but they have a few places where they like to take their pokemon as a treat. Chandelure likes Celestial Tower, for instance; Excadrill and Crustle enjoy Twist Mountain and other rocky, mining areas or the deserts.

▶ They actually enjoy going on walks through nature trails; Working in Nimbasa City, it’s rare the two get to take the time to stop and smell the roses and just enjoy nature. They both really like Chargestone Cave trails, as Emmet will point out every Galvantula nest along the trail and also loves poking the weird floating rocks, sending them flying. Ingo likes to relax by the pretty ponds running through the cave that sparkle with tynamos and glow with the light of the magnetic rocks. It’s very meditative, until Emmet provokes an angry mama galvantula by scooping up and cuddling hoards of wild joltiks.

▷ If Ingo gets to plan out the date, you can expect a pleasant, but not particularly arduous or difficult walk to a cute, secluded area surrounded by nature. He actually really likes flowers, so left up to him he’d want to take you to a botanical garden somewhere or areas known for flowers and beauty. Take Emmet to a botanical garden and if he learns something’s edible he’s going to try to bite it.

▶ If Emmet “plans” the date, you can expect to be taken out for something like going to an Arcade, or out to the Amusement Park of Nimbasa, and then out for something tasty afterwards. He will be getting dessert regardless of how full either of you are, and take it home if he has to. He loves dessert.

▶If you want to take them out for dates...

▷ Emmet doesn’t like to know beforehand because he hates the anticipation, but he will drop heavy-handed hints the days leading up to anytime he has off; “I am Emmet. I will have Saturday off it looks like. I wonder if I will do anything fun then?” “It would be verrrrry fun to go out on Saturday. The day I have off. I can’t think of anything to do though.” He will say this in ear shot of you, but not directly to you. If he thinks you’ve missed his hints, or if he has an impromptu day off, and wants you to think of taking him on a date, he will physically grab you the evening before and tell you straight to your face that yes, he’s Emmet and yes, he-has-tomorrow-off-thanks-for-asking and yes, you-should-take-him-out-thank-you.

▶ Emmet is adventurous, and likes exciting things; heck, asking him if you could battle him in Gear Station would be a fun date idea to him, but other than that, taking him to the amusement park or out somewhere wild and cool is ideal. Sliding down Victory Road is also verrry fun to him and he will try to hold you bridal-style down the entire way. If you offer to take him to an art gallery, or a museum, however... He’s going to act confused, but he’ll indulge you. He’ll probably dislike it at first, getting bored easily unless there’s pretty shiny things on display at the museum, but once he realizes how empty museums and art galleries tend to be... with some hidden corners around displays and boards, he’s going to be alllll over you, kissing and hugging you and taking every opportunity to hold you against him. He’s going to like the museums and art galleries far more after that.

▷ Ingo likes planning; He wants to know at least a general plan of what you’d like to do, but even if you don’t have a good idea of the specifics, it’s alright. Taking him out to enjoy natural settings, and then for something light to eat afterwards is enjoyable. He really likes picnics, and wants you to do that rest-your-head-on-his-lap thing or vice versa. He’s surprisingly knowledgeable about plants too, so you’ll get some free botany lessons out of him as he points out all the berry plants and useful herbs in the woods. Although he’s more uptight and reserved than his brother, if you give him the opportunity to “warm up” he will also enjoy more thrilling things like roller coasters. ...And it’s a bad habit of his, but he likes the slot machines as well. He never plays for very much though, he’s good about managing his gambling fun.

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▶ A surprising thing they both like when they have actual vacation time is treasure hunting or honest-to-goodness ACTUAL adventuring. They’ve heard tales of legendary pokemon, tucked away in the corners of Unova- And you all go off for a day ‘round Pinwheel forest looking for Cobalion, or up to Victory Road for rumored sightings of Terrakion- Emmet somehow managed to secure a Liberty Pass one time and took you all to Liberty Garden- where you searched for the mythical pokemon Victini. You didn’t find it, unfortunately, but darn if you didn’t have a wonderful time at the lighthouse. All of these locations were practically abandoned and the brothers got at the very least got a rare opportunity to shower you in affection in a place that wasn’t your home. Though you had to admit, caves full of dangerous wild pokemon were... not your ideal location to be assailed with love.

▷ Also legitimate treasure hunting. Out to Relic Castle and the Desert Resort, where Emmet and Ingo do battle against hoards of Yamasks and Cofagrigus for a day with their skilled teams- part training, part adventure, and sometimes they find cool stuff! Or if you head out to Undella town, they are going to beg you to go diving with them into the Abyssal Ruins- And if they manage to find a crown, they’re going to present it to you. If not, well, the little coins from the ruins are certainly still really cool, and maybe they’ll find some of those weird plates that pop up sometimes...

▶ Dates with both of them are saccharine; They want to spoil you, and even though they can’t exactly engage in PDA with you they will absolutely sneak all the kisses and adoration they can when they’re certain no one is looking. Both of them like to get you small gifts from their outings with you- Ingo presses flowers and insists you keep them, and you probably have a wall covered in cute laminated pressed plants now, and Emmet will get you little things you like; whether it’s some kind of makeup he knows you use, or a little plush, or maybe a cute piece of jewelry or a hair pin. They also really like when you’re touchy and comfortable with them; hugging either of them or pulling them both against you makes their faces light up as red as a cheri berry.

▷ One of their favorite small dates is just to take you out to a nice breakfast joint really early in the morning; There’s one that’s inside Gear Station actually, that’s really popular with early morning commuters and the station employees. It’s a toss up between there, across the street from Gear Station, or their favorite bagel shop if it’s a really quick breakfast.

▶ They fucking love train museums. Ask to go to a train museum with them and they will probably wonder why they haven’t proposed to you yet, especially if you really actually enjoy the train museum. They know a lot about old trains, so they’ll happily explain anything you seem confused about- Or just start telling you all these neat, obscure facts about the trains on display. You will probably end up skipping lunch that day because they’re going to want to spend a lot of time there.

▷ They also love scenic train rides! The Nimbasa Subway connects with a few, but they’ll probably try to take you on the Anville scenic routes more than once; a four hour train ride through idyllic mountainous countryside with only each other in a private train carriage, and usually an old, renovated steam engine at that drives them wild with happiness- The whole thing is excessively romantic to them and they’ll be aggressively lovey-dovey the entire time you’re all on the train together.

▶ Wrapping up dates is usually spent lounging around in your home, in the form of a pile; you sandwiched between the two while lazily flipping through TV channels or watching bad sitcoms, tired out from the day’s activities. If Emmet got dessert somewhere, he’s probably eating it- Ingo is going to try to steal some of whatever it is, though whether he’s successful or not depends on just how tired out Emmet is. Emmet will happily* share his sweets with you, however.

*If he does this, he’s ordering two deserts from now on. If Ingo keeps trying to steal his deserts he’s just getting a cake or something on the way home for you all to share because the man likes his sweets and he’s fine with ordering y’all some, but leave his alone please-

#Emmet x Reader #Ingo X Reader #Ingo/Reader #Emmet/Reader #Nobori #Kudari #Ingo #Emmet #Writing #Headcanons #Pokemon headcanons #Fluffy #Nobori/Reader #Kudari/Reader #Polyamory #This is LONG #Ingo/Reader/Emmet #Sorry for the long post but I was jus brain dumping

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