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teddi-bearly · 28 days
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biblical jorts
what the FUCK does BJ stand for 
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teddi-bearly · 29 days
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teddi-bearly · 29 days
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whenever I see hawkeye, the gender envy is so real
he’s a hilarious, obnoxious, alarmingly depressed noodle of a man with terrible posture and graying hair and I want to look just like him.
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teddi-bearly · 29 days
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I hope this isn't a dumb question, but where do you guys get your MASH screenshots/clips?? I watch MASH on hulu and if you've ever tried to record/take screenshots, it just comes out completely black. Please help!
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teddi-bearly · 1 month
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hawkeye would use any pronouns in the modern day btw. just so you know
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Cuties
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M*A*S*H | 4.01 - "Welcome to Korea"
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teddi-bearly · 1 month
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I’m not Catholic but I would go to Father Mulcahy’s confessionals just to chat with him
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Rating Klinger Outfits On Flamboyance Because I’m Bored: Part 2
Same thing applies from part one, this is literally an excuse for me to give my opinions on Klinger’s wonderful outfits
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SERVING SERVING
Bow to the queen
The coat? Lovely
The mink? Incredible
The cigarette holder? Classy
Hotel? Trivago
But seriously I adore this look and it’s no wonder he got a reporter to take his picture in this outfit it’s so great
Definitely a bit flamboyant, but not insane
7/10 would turn heads
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The sweetest grandma you’ve ever seen
Such a cute dress for cooking
I love the blue so much, and the flower apron really sets off this look
Honestly this outfit does remind me of my wonderful grandma and she makes great pies and is the sweetest person you’ve ever met
But? Hardly flamboyant, the hat is the craziest part and it’s just a chef’s hat
2/10 just for the hat
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I’m upset I couldn’t find a better picture of this outfit
He wears it multiple times, and it’s such a classic
So practical when the wounded are coming in
And the cloak!! The cloak!!
Also shoutout to Trapper in this screencap he’s really go through it
5/10 partially because it’s a nurse outfit (yes I know nurses actually dressed like that, but Klinger is not a nurse AND the nurses wear army outfits so therefore it is a bit extra in these circumstances) and partially because of the cloaks. Cloaks are always flamboyant and they are wonderful
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This dress was in part 1 but it’s a different outfit
I love this dress I want this dress
And the hat and earrings really pull it all together
This one SCREAMS summer picnic
Pretty simple though, so I give it a solid 3/10
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EARHART WHO??
Pretty practical, and honestly looks comfortable
The scarf is so so cute
And the aviator’s hat is perfect given this particular escape attempt
You can’t see it in this pic, but he’s got on pink fuzzy slippers which gives it points
I respect the want to be comfortable
My feet would die if I wore heels in that mud 24/7 so he’s allowed to rock the slippers
6/10
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Okay…hear me out
I’m not a fan of this one
It looks okay!! There’s just something about all the different random bits of color that kinda throws me off
I adore the ruffles though
Hello Father Mulcahy!
Gets a 5/10
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green polka dot dress my beloved
I love this one
It SCREAMS cool rich single aunt
Klinger looks like he’s going to hand me a 50 with a wink and say “don’t tell your mother”
It’s beautiful
8/10
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I know this picture doesn’t show it much but he’s wearing a red plaid skirt
It reminds me of a kilt
The scarf adds a delightful pop of blue
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, I LOVE KLINGER IN RED
Honestly? Kinda gives me Heather Chandler vibes
6/10
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I couldn’t find a colored version, but the outfit is black and white anyway
THE VEIL! THE PEARLS!!!
He looks like a rich widow who’s going to the funeral of his late husband that died under mysterious circumstances
He’s inheriting the mansion and the fortune and he DESERVES IT
7/10 it’s sleek and fashionable and WONDERFUL
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I COULDNT FIND A FULL PIC OF THIS OUTFIT AND IM SO UPSET
I LOVE THIS OUTFIT I LOVE IT
LOOK AT HIM HES SO PRETTY HES SO GENDER
I love the big flower!! It’s so !!
And the earrings YES
And the dress? THE DRESS??
I want it but I don’t think I could ever pull it off as well as he does
AND THOSE BIG BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES
what a gorgeous fella
he’s so gender he’s SO GENDER
10/10 because of that giant flower it’s beautiful
All pictures are from Pinterest
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teddi-bearly · 1 month
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Rating Klinger Outfits on Flamboyance Because I’m Bored: Part 1
This is in no way an exhaustive list, nor is it meant to imply any of Klinger’s outfits are not fabulous. Because they are. It’s more of an excuse to talk about Klinger’s outfits and how much I love them. Also I don’t have any fashion training whatsoever, so this is just for fun.
I’m going to do a part 2 because I don’t want this to be giant and it already is pretty big
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one of the ones I see the most often
Iconic
The pose. The sass. Amazing
Honestly one of his more practical outfits
I love any outfits where Klinger has flowers in his hair argue with the wall
I’d wear that to a spring picnic
6/10 the flowers in the hair give it more points, but overall I think I’d see a woman wearing that at church on Easter Sunday
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MORE FLOWER
And the fur coat? The ring? THE FEATHER?
Right this way madam
Stunning
I don’t think I’d wear this though, red may be Klinger’s color but it is sadly not mine
And the pose? He’s such a ham and I love him for it
11/10
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Scarlett O’Hara who???
The yellow is lovely
And the parasol?? Incredible
And the gloves? And the hat?
It’s so much it’s so much
The hoop skirt? WHERE DID HE GET A HOOP SKIRT
It’s giving rich southern belle
1000000/10
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The tiara is beautiful and so is the dress
Very similar to the first one though, but feels more like evening wear while the other one is church wear
The mink? (I think it’s mink??) Lovely
He looks like a princess who is undercover and trying not to be recognized as the princess but is failing
8/10 gains points because of the fur and tiara
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Simple but nice
Looks like the kind of dress I would’ve worn to a middle school dance though I’m sorry
I love it though, and coupled with the army boots and helmet makes it much more unique
Also the low cut?? Ok I see you
7/10 because of the skirt volume
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Again, red is such a great color on Klinger
Cute, not crazy but definitely cute
The blouse is my favorite part, it’s so cute
The hat pulls it all together I think
4/10 for flamboyance, the chances of me seeing someone wearing a similar outfit in the wild are decent
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Another good spring outfit
The dress is pretty practical, and nice
It kinda reminds me of a hospital gown though
Which is topical
Klinger definitely slays every outfit he’s in, but I’m not actually super big on this one
It’s nice, but it doesn’t stick out to me
5/10, kinda looks like something a great aunt would wear
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I just realized this dress is going to return in part 2
But it’s two different outfits technically and I have two different opinions
The fur coat definitely makes this one more flamboyant
Also I’m not gonna lie, that coat looks so comfy and warm like I want it
And the matching hat?? Incredible
His stance is also so powerful
Like ok gorgeous
8/10 solely because of the coat and hat
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I know this isn’t a dress, but it’s a Klinger outfit
And you know what? I love it
He rocks dresses AND suits, what an icon
I want that hat
However? Not flamboyant at all
Business man core
1/10, the only reason it’s not a 0 is because the hat makes it a little unique for me
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Carmen Miranda!! Yes!!
The sparkles? The red fur trim? THE HOOPS??
I wish we’d gotten more of this outfit it’s so amazing
Definitely not very practical though, especially the (incredible) fruit hat
Take it from someone who had to wear a fruit hat for theater, those things are SO top heavy
Very hard to secure, you constantly feel like it’s going to fall off
So props to Klinger
15/10 it’s so much and I love it
All images are from Pinterest
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teddi-bearly · 1 month
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I want a found family like the mash 4077 but I don’t want the war or the trauma
do you see why this is an issue
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Reposting in honor of me never knowing what day it is
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happy "is it tuesday or wednesday?" friday
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teddi-bearly · 1 month
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feel like a proud father whenever i see william christopher in the intro credits
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mash ask game !! 😚😚 send me an ask w one of these questions !!
1 . who’s your favorite swamp rat ?
2 . what’s a detail that you would consider insignificant but you like ?
3 . what continuity error do you think about the most ?
4 . what’s your favorite line ?
5 . do you have a favorite patient ? which and why ?
6 . who’s your favorite nurse ?
7 . which character would you be most likely to hang out with and why ?
8 . what’s your favorite ridiculous storyline ?
9 . episode you could genuinely write an entire essay on ?
10 . least favorite storyline involving your favorite ( or one of your favorites ) ?
11 . favorite random object in the swamp ?
12 . if you were a member of the 4077 and had a nickname like trapper or radar , what do you think everyone would call you ? why ?
13 . what’s your favorite running joke ?
14 . you can get rid of one ( 1 ) episode . which one is it ?
15 . pick a theme song for one of the characters . why do you think that song suits them ?
16 . you can pick one of the write off characters to stay on the show and develop , the others’ roles don’t change . who are you picking ?
17 . ah we’ve been waiting for this one . favorite episode ? if you can’t pick , how bout top three - ish ?
18 . who’s your favorite cast member writer and / or director ? ( ex . directed by alan alda )
19 . favorite character that’s talked about but never onscreen ?
20 . who would win in a fight , the character you deeply love or the character you cannot fucking stand ( this does not have to be a main character ) ( i will be realistic i promise . no bias 😒😒 )
21 . what’s the episode you put on for a good cry ?
22 . a klinger outfit you’d want to “ borrow “ ( and probably never give back ) ?
23 . a storyline you wish they’d gone a little deeper on ?
24 . what’s your favorite prank ever pulled ? why ?
25 . what’s the first episode you remember seeing ? if you can’t remember , which episode do you think you’ve seen the most times ?
26 . wildcard ! blog gets to pick whichever question they want to answer
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Rating the main M*A*S*H crew on their hugging abilities
1. Hawkeye
The hugger of all time
Probably picks you up n hops around with you while yelling about whatever the fuck he's being insane about at the moment
The skinny arms lowkey dig into your everywhere but it's worth it
9/10
2. Trapper
Beefy teddy bear
IDC if he said he's out of shape in that one ep I can see that beef. Muscly ppl are some of the best huggers
WILL spin you. He probably sends the kids that hang around around the camp into orbit when he's in a good mood
10/10
3. BJ
Father figures give the best hugs
Also something about that mustache make him feel significantly huggier idk why
He'd probably jump around like Hawkeye or at the very least shake you like a rag doll
You know you've had a good hug if you feel mildly concussed afterwards
10/10
4. Henry
What did I say about father figures
His office is open for hugs as long as he's not on the phone with his wife
He'd be real confused going into it tho
"Arms over the shoulder- oh no around the waist okay"
Also whatever is in those vest pockets would poke you
8/10
5. Potter
Grandpa. Need I say more
Not to mention he's a horse girl(gender neutral), who are known for being excellent at hugs
Unfortunately he smells like an antique barn but that comes with the job of being your friendly neighborhood horse grandpa
9/10
6. Frank
Unpopular opinion time but I genuinely think he's capable of being a great hugger
Like he needs SOME type of positive trait to balance out his cartoonishly evil persona so I think this is a bone I'm willing to throw
He'd probably be that relative that you let hug you bc you feel kind of bad for him
Then he ruins the moment by saying the most horrifying shit imaginable
That and he always seems to be in a cold sweat no matter the weather
7/10
7. Margaret
A good hugger when it counts
Isn't one for hugging or physical touch beyond sex
However
She will not hesitate to hug a patient or child if she's asked or if she feels it's necessary
If she's in a good mood she'll hug a nurse who's having a hard time
7/10
8. Charles
The repressed of all time
Will not give hugs unless he's mega drunk
Probably wasn't hugged enough as a child
If someone else initiates he'll probably complain but eventually reciprocate like the antagonist-turned-bitchy-roommate he is
Definitely get "disgusting. Do it again" vibes from him esp in later seasons
5/10
9. Radar
Nope
Look I'm definitely a "southerners and midwesterners give the best hugs" truther but this boy is a limp noodle
You'd get an arm around the shoulder if you're lucky
He's probably bad at handshakes too
Won't initiate unless he's on the verge of tears or losing his mind with hype
4/10
10. Father Mulcahy
Since he's a priest I'm choosing to count him as a father figure and by this point you know what I think about dad hugs
He's 100% DTH(down to hug) and won't bring it up again afterwards (he counts hugs as silent confessions)
He'd probably do the 'rocking back n forth' thing too if he thinks it's necessary
11/10
11. Klinger
Fuck yeag
Is a lot like Mulcahy in that he will hug anyone he thinks needs it
Also probably has several handkerchiefs on his person just in case you need to cry
If he's upset he'll probably squeeze you like a stress ball without realizing but that shit's therapeutic
10/10
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teddi-bearly · 2 months
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I’m not even joking, I think something deep inside of me heals a little bit every time hawkeye pierce/alan alda laughs like a maniac.
Like he just laughs so unapologetically loudly and happily and I think it helps me so much as someone who used to be really conscious of their laugh and what it sounded like, but then he laughs and sounds absolutely insane and it makes me so happy.
Because it really isn’t about how the laughter sounds, it’s about the fact that it’s happening. That you’re happy.
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I saw a post one time about someone always looking in the background of MASH episodes to try and see Father Mulcahy to see what he’s doing, and now I do it constantly.
It’s just so fun and he’s pretty easy to spot in crowd scenes because of his hat so it’s a fun little game
I do notice pretty much immediately if he’s not in OR though and it always makes me sad cause I’m like “where is he?? where’s the boy??”
This post has no point I just felt like sharing the fact that I essentially play I Spy while I watch MASH but it’s always Father Mulcahy
I also do this with Nurse Kellye
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