(The Chimera Pack is a thing, a happy thing, and Theo is the Alpha - red eyes and all, not stolen from Scott)
Corey, Tracy, Josh, Hayden: *bickering and arguing loudly over literally nothing*
Theo: ...
Theo: *sets off a very loud modification of Argent’s emitter*
The Chimeras: *screech and cover their ears*
*silence*
Theo: Finally, some peace and quiet.
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Bonus:
Liam: Why are you like this?
Theo: Because I have to babysit them.
Liam: ...
Liam: Fair enough.
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A Teen Wolf AU where Theo is contented with his pack and this happens...
Corey: Crazy Bastard.
Tracy: Put more oomph in it, "Crazy Bastard".
Corey: Crazy Bastard.
Tracy: All right, next. This M**********r!
Corey: Damn it, this... Mother!
Tracy: Good, you've gotten much better
Corey: 🙂
Theo, Josh, and Hayden: *watchin the two*
Hayden: What are you two doing?
Theo: Way to teach him the best stuff.
Tracy: No, it's not that. He lent Brett $100 again.
T, J, and H: What!
Hayden: That Brett is a crazy M**********r!
Hayden: That f***ing f***nugget!
Theo and Josh: (☉。☉)!
Hayden: You better teach him better curses.
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yes hello please tell me everything about rheya (i hope i spelled that right)
oh my god okay thank you so much for this ask I love Rheya so much, and you did spell it right!! I know it's weird spelling but i did that on purpose because the song Rheya by Wild Nothing was ike 80% of my inspiration for her and her powers.
for reference, I specifically mean the lyrics❝I still try to forget Rheya, as she cries out the ocean that gave her life. Touch me just one last time, I don’t want to remember this life.❞
okay so Rheya herself is a nymph, which is like sorta a spoiler because she's not 100% sure what she is at the beginning, I mean she doesn't even know she's supernatural, but she figures it out really quickly.
Her whole family is full of supernaturals actually, her dads sort of took it upon themselves to take in other supernatural creatures.
Her dad Christopher is just your run of the mill warlock, her dad Micah is really not clear on what he is but he does magical stuff so that's enough, her older brother Jesse is a werewolf, and her younger sister Mac is a tree sprite--they think.
anyway, enough about her family, onto Rheya herself.
for the most part her life is normal, she goes to Devenford Prep, and is on the lacrosse team with Brett and Jesse, and formerly Liam, she's mostly unaware of the mess that's going on in Beacon Hills.
at least until she happens to have the misfortune of walking down the wrong alleyway and comes face to face with Theo who is straight up just killing a guy.
now, Rheya is for all intents and purposes a nice person, she's chatty, amiable, people want to be her friend, but she also has the moral backbone of a Greek God, which is to say she has no morals. Though she is unfailingly loyal.
So instead of like... doing anything about this situation, she just fills herself in as Theo's accomplice, which he does not appreciate in any capacity. But he just cannot get rid of her, she's unshakeable.
honestly explaining her personality is a little hard for me, but I have a ton of incorrect quotes that are just too perfect for her.
Rheya: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Rheya: *glares at Corey*
Corey: Well, sorry I have morals!
Rheya: Who the fuck-
Jesse: Language!
Rheya: Whom the fuck-
Jesse: No.
Rheya: Are you busy?
Theo: Yes.
Rheya: Cool, listen to this.
Theo: holding back literal years worth of unshed trauma tears whatever i don’t need you to care about me. love is for suckers and i’m Tough and Mean and An Actual Monster and i don’t even care if you never talk to me again, in fact you probably shouldn’t, it’s For Your Own Good
Rheya: rolling by in heelies with leopard print sunglasses and a backward baseball cap that says Stubborn Bitch Disease in rhinestones** fuck yooouuuu!! i am gonna love you sooo hard. now get over here for your three o’clock cuddle and Words Of Affirmation or so help me i will tackle you to the ground
Theo: *reveals that he’s working with the dread doctors in a last ditch attempt to get rid of her*
Rheya: if you think I didn’t do my homework on you, you’re dead wrong. I figured it out months ago
Liam: so WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!
Rheya, shrugging: nobody asked
on a much more serious note, Rheya is typically considered a harbinger like Lydia or Parrish because of how deeply her powers are connected to the Underworld and the Lethe (the river of oblivion).
she is like the flip side of Parrish's hellhound basically.
I guess she could also technically be considered an antagonist turned anti hero since she's always on Theo's side. He unwittingly won her loyalty and she's literally never betrayed anyone she deems herself loyal to, it's both a blessing and a fatal flaw.
she also adores the Chimera Pack, like sure Theo made them a pack but if you ask anyone Rheya's the real reason they stuck together beyond just plain fear of Theo.
well this got very long, anyway, Rheya is the love of my life and I'm so sorry if this makes no sense at all.
also here's the link to her spotify playlist cause it explains the vibes better than I can.
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