okay but if you’re married / living with eiji, you just know he’s gonna be your personal handyman
you come home after a long day and see his legs poking out from the counter underneath the kitchen sink as he fixes the pipe
you pray to god he won’t get electrocuted (sims style) while he’s fixing the TV
you walk out on a hot summers day with some icy lemonade while he’s fixing the car, he rolls out from underneath with some oil on his chest and his hair all nice and tied up
i daydream about kirishima being my handyman LIRSBSUSNAISBDBDH LORD OMG
HES SO FOIIIINE???? IDK ALL IM SAYING IS I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAY SAAANE SNSHDNSJSNDB LOVE ME A MAN WHO CAN FIX THINGS
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It’s been over 26 hours so I’m talking about my hcs now!! Also people actually voted which I wasn’t expecting
I’m going to try and organize my headcanons..
Relevant to canon
- Akita + Kataru are not 70+ years old, they are 16.
It’s so weird to me that going by what little timeline canon gives us Akita + Kataru are at least 70. They were not alive pre-Ice Emperor, by the time they were born the Ice Emperor had been ruling for 44 years
- people actually died
Personally, given the choice, I’d much prefer being killed instead of being frozen and fully conscious for 60 years, I feel like I’d go insane.
Also how did all the people that were frozen survive 60 years without freezing to death or suffocating or starving??
- adding to that last point! Here’s what happened when villages were attacked:
1) Vex has a formling village located
2) he tells the Ice Emperor about this totally super dangerous village that needs to be destroyed
3) the Ice Emperor sends out his dragon + some soldiers to the village
4) the dragon gets there first + blasts it w ice. Buildings are destroyed + people die
5) the soldiers get there + take any survivors they find prisoner
6) any survivors that hid successfully either move to a nearby village that isn’t destroyed or rebuilt the village (usually the village is too destroyed / too many people died(/were taken prisoner) for rebuilding to be very doable)
- formlings have the ceremony where they unlock their animal forms when they’re 11
So Akita’s flashback in that one episode happened 5 years ago
- Oh also Vex isn’t from the same village as Akita + Kataru otherwise it would’ve been the first one destroyed and he also didn’t show up in person to their ceremony. It was just one of the many formling villages attacked
- when Akita + Kataru’s village was attacked Akita was one of the survivors that successfully hid + Kataru was one of the survivors that was taken prisoner
This means Akita is aware that Kataru’s alive. She saw that he was one of the villagers taken prisoner
- ok technically Akita doesn’t know for sure Kataru is alive, she just knows he was taken prisoner + therefore MIGHT be alive and she will not let herself believe even for a moment that he’s dead
Because of this her goal isn’t to stab the Ice Emperor, it’s to save Kataru from prison THEN stab the Ice Emperor
- the prisoners in the ice palace aren’t treated very well, many of them die. All they have to keep them warm is whatever they were wearing when they were taken prisoner and they’re only fed like every 3 days
This means Kataru is even more malnourished than Akita (most people in the Never Realm are at least kinda malnourished bc it’s kinda hard to get food when stuck in an endless winter)
- Akita stopped by villages on the way to the ice palace for warmth, food, and to make sure she was headed the right way
I think that’s everything relevant to canon..
Not relevant to canon
- Akita + Kataru’s parents died in a blizzard when Akita + Kataru were 9
They moved in w their aunt, but she died when their village was attacked (she was at home + the house was one of the buildings destroyed)
They moved in with a different aunt after the Ice Emperor was defeated
- Kataru also has a knife
Akita + Kataru’s parents gave them both hunting knives (I asked my dad and what I’m thinking would be smaller hunting knives or survival knives but I want to call them hunting knives) for their 8th birthday
- formlings have black sclerae (the white part of the eye) bc I think it looks really cool + also if you look at Akita + Kataru’s animal forms they have black sclerae
- Akita + Kataru have a cousin about their age who is really annoying. He likes making fun of Kataru
- they also have a cousin who’s 6, she’s not siblings w the annoying cousin
I don’t have names for any of their family members
- Kataru is a pretty good cook
- Akita + Kataru’s birthday is either in August or October, I haven’t decided
- because of being in ice prison for 5 years Kataru can’t feel his toes, the ends of his fingers, or the tips of his ears
- if he wasn’t malnourished Kataru would be around 6’ (he’s 5’7)
Akita would be 5’8 instead of 5’6
- Kataru has dimples
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You’re the best mutual I could ever ask for! Don’t you dare stop rambling Rigel! You’re so wonderful, smart, strong and kind. I could listen to your self shipping gushing day and night. And you deserve a beautifully gay butterfly man that will love you forever and ever!
-Sincerely, 🌹🍷✨
@rose-wine-selfships
Always glad to get a fun reaction by going crazy stupid over a bug who is also Just Some Guy,, he interests me so much and while I've already written 2 analysis essays on him, I have 2 more I'd like to get to at some point, I've been doing this for around 3 or so years now and have just. carved out a niche and I know this bc ive gotten asks where people have treated me like I'm the authority on this character kshdkdj kin the bug kiss the bug, call that self love, when I got that ask that was meant to impersonate me that was like "I see pouf and my neuros diverge into a roadside ditch" it wasn't a joke at all, he just makes me so
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