didnt have much revising to do on most of my assignments but now i have to finish my FUCKING stageplay. just use your imagination allen

not to brag but our creative writing professor liked my alliteration more than yours

if you live in the range of the tornadoes tonight, take pictures of your valuables and document everything you can, as specifically as you can. take pictures of every corner of where you live if you can, including pictures of the outside. if there is something expensive that you have documentation for, take pictures of the documentation and try to keep the documentation somewhere safe. walk through video might also be helpful. this is so you can make better insurance claims later.

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

btw! I was made aware that many people don't know that we're boycotting Eurovision this year, so.

we are boycotting Eurovision, as per BDS guidelines.

don't watch the stream, don't engage with the videos, don't post it about it on social media using hashtags that are going to trend. whatever you're getting from the show isn't worth it

John Bateman

pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

It's Friday. Can you guess what I'm in?

Another button puppet and it’s Mona!!!

After the first set I knew I wanted to make a Nanalan puppet and she turned out so cute!