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reginaldqueribundus · 4 years

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still watching Cats (2019). this is what the quarantine has done to me

PREVIOUSLY ON SAM WATCHES CATS

Sir Ian McKellen plays Gus the Theatre Cat and it is now time for his big musical number

Honestly god bless Sir Ian. He’s singing like Gus’s pain medication is starting to give out but he just seems to genuinely happy to be here

Gus and Grizabella are the only two characters to make me feel something resembling a human emotion in the past 63 minutes

several lines of his song are him ranting about these damn millennial cats and their lack of manners

Mr. Mistoffelees used his dark sorcery to make lightning appear in the background as Gus finished his song

Mr. M, Gus sounds like he is about to keel over from 16 heart attacks so you probably shouldn’t have done that, but that was very sweet. Perhaps you can use the lightning as a defibrillator later

Gus gets thunderous applause from the Jellicles but the actors clearly weren’t given any direction on how to do so, so some of them are clacking their fingernails on the hardwood, some of them are awkwardly slapping the floor and some are just clapping like normal human beings. They’re also meowing a lot.

They asked the sound designer of this movie “should we get actual sound recordings of cats meowing or get the actors to say ‘meow’ with their human mouths?” and the sound designer replied, “Yes.”

I’ll say it again: god bless Sir Ian McKellen and god bless Gus. Thanks to him I finally experienced a feeling other than confused unease

uh oh Idris Elba is back to be a dick

YOU GIVE IAN MCKELLEN BACK RIGHT NOW IDRIS ELBA

every scene change in this movie could be replaced with the Monty Python “and now for something completely different” joke

now it’s time for us to meet “Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat, the Cat of the Railway Train” which, frankly, seems a bit redundant

holy crap, that’s Skimbleshanks? The frickin overalls guy? This mofo looks like a male stripper. This dude looks like Mario quit being a plumber and started delivering erotic candygrams instead. This guy looks like he belongs in an all-furry remake of Street Fighter. This fucker looks like he just failed his audition to join the Village People in an alternate dimension where Earth is populated by anthropomorphic animals.

let’s do a thought exercise. Look at the image on the left. Now look at the two atrocities on the right. On the left is Munkustrap from the original Broadway production of CATS. On the left are his “live action” counterpart and Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat (the Cat of the Railway Train). Do they look better than the image on the left? Are they more aesthetically pleasing in any way, or do they remind you of a horrific video game texture mapping accident involving that painting of a cat by a medieval artist who has clearly never seen a real cat in his life? In fact, what precisely has to go so wrong in human brain chemistry to make anyone believe the images on the right are somehow better? Write a 5000-word essay on why this happened and make sure to discuss precisely how we failed as a society that allowed this to happen. My working theory is all Hollywood executives have consumed so many hallucinogens they can’t look at another mammal without seeing that creepy Sega Dreamcast game about the fish with a human face

— Cats (2019)

Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat (the Cat of the Railway Train) does a snazzy little tap number but I’m still deeply disturbed by the fact he’s wearing shoes. Something about the way this movie drilled so deep into the Uncanny Valley has caused my mind to violently reject all things normally associated with funny cartoon animals. Donald Duck doesn’t wear any goddamn pants. Mickey Mouse walks around naked except for a pair of gloves and some booty shorts and we never think about how weird that is, but for some reason seeing the cats of Cats (2019) put on any articles of human clothing deeply upsets me. I suppose it’d be like if I was walking through the arctic tundra and saw a polar bear eating a freshly slaughtered seal with a knife and fork. Or if one of my colleagues at work began crawling around on all fours and aggressively scent-marking the furniture. The lines between man and beast have been blurred, and there is no returning to normalcy now.

Anyways, Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat (the Cat of the Railway Train) spins around so fast he flies 50 feet in the air, so I guess he doesn’t really need Old Deuteronomy’s help to get to Heaven. But then he also gets Thanos-poofed. Munkustrap clearly knows Macavity is responsible, which begs the question: how is this even a valid strategy? If they know Idris Elba is offing all the other contestants for the golden ticket to Cat Nirvana (Furvana?) then why don’t they just… tell him he can’t go to Heaven?

Maybe there is no Heaven. Maybe there is only Dante’s Hell, where you turn into an endless stream of sexy cockroaches dancing into Jennyanydots’s mouth while Jason Derulo pours rotten milk all over you.

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#cats 2019 #sam watches cats #skimbleshanks #ian mckellen #gus the theatre cat #help me #a post by me™#liveblogging

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tsuki-sennin · 2 years

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*Screaming as I fall slowly out of the sky, getting progressively louder until I reach ground.*

Yep, we're back! So, good news, I finally got a new computer~! That means I'm still alive and free to do whatever I'd like! ...within reason, of course. So, episode 30! The big 3-0! So, what's happening in Revice Land today?

Spoilers, I guess... (Also I talk the elephant in the room named Subaru Kimura very briefly, so... I figured I should tell you first before I get back the the "funny".)

-Hahaha, Igarashi sauuuuucer~~!

-Ngl, I kinda forgot that Ikki used to kick balls.

-...well, not like that, but I guess I'm still technically right!

-I used to be in a soccer club myself when I was a young kid. I ended up leaving after my first season because I would get so exhausted and I felt offended getting what was basically a participation trophy. Shame, the coaches were very nice and patient with me, and it's possible I could've made it to the World Cup if I stuck with it. Orange Speedsters for life, yo.

-Ohhhh, that is German-Japanese voice actor Subaru "Kimura" Samuel Bartsch, a very talented guy known for his work on various anime such as Doraemon, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Assassination Classroom, as well as a few minor special guest roles as some Super Sentai monsters. He even dubs over Idris Elba in the new Sonic movie's Japanese release!

-Now, I'm very ill-equipped to discuss his scandal. It happened, it was a very offensive caricature of an African man, people were understandably condemning his actions, and as far as I saw, that was that. I haven't seen anybody talk about this in well over six months despite browsing social media a lot, so I assumed we've all moved on from it and Subaru's career is just fine. I will, however, say that while I do not condone or approve of it, and he almost certainly should be in bigger trouble than he is, it's hardly the worst or most offensive/racist thing I've ever seen a celebrity do/admit to/be accused of. ...in 2021 alone. How about we move on, eh? I don't want my inbox getting flooded.

-Wooooooo, Soccer Man!

-Oh you would think that, huh Vice?

-Yep, a Kamen Rider~!

-Jiiiiiiiiiko! ...aw dammit, now I want a Chick-o-Stick. Thanks a lot, Kimura.

-Oh, another voice actor~!

-Yeah, soccer's a big "ride or die" sport. You either obsess over it all your life or you move on to something else.

-Jesus Christ man, chill.

-Ohhhhhhhhh, yep! He's a contractor!

-Yep, Gifu-sama is a proper demon god.

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that's not good!

-Oh cool, he's recording! ...shhhhhh, Ikki! Shaddap~!

-"Later today". ...is Ikki recording a number one booty jam?

-Oh, he's appearing on a radio show. Yeah, I guess he'd be a good fit.

-Magenta ja nai! Pinku da!

-...I wonder, does Vice sound like that in-universe because Ikki looked up to Kimura?

-Where'd Subaru go?

-Uhhh, you okay man?

-Ahhh, Phase 1! This should be a cakewalk!

-Stench... is that a Rafflesia Deadman?!

-I mean, his petals are massive and he's big stinky...

-OH GOD HE PUKED ON SCREEN

-Jesus Christ, it farts too.

-...oh, God, remember the hand-off from Saber? And how Vice never did that again for the entire series?

-We're cycling through all the best forms today, huh~?

-First Lion, Kamakiri, then Mammoth? You're spoiling us today~!

-Hero Boy do a good job!

-Ohhhhhh, damn gurl! You killin' it in that uniform!

-Dad Squad.

-We're not the CIA, Sakura. We can't just go up to an evil dictator we don't like and replace him with an evil dictator we do like!

-Wow, Akaishi must be like... old old. Like, Taisho old.

-Ahhhh, another sibling. ...or perhaps he's an uncle?

-Hikaru-kun, I know she's like the coolest fucking person ever, but you gotta rein it in a little.

-Adios, Deadmans. ...given the pattern with the Deadmans' leaders, I assume that your real name is Hana Natsuki. If you truly have chosen to cut all ties with them, I'll adjust my name chart accordingly for you, Natsuki-san.

-Imagine if Kimura was the one who made the Deadman lmao

-Aww, Ikki looks like he's had a great time.

-Egoist~!

-Man Ikki, we're

-Okay, have fun in the bathtub! ...I'd prefer if we didn't cut to you in the bath, considering how handsome Vice thinks you are, but the tub is warm! And the duckies are plentiful!

-What the heeeeeeeell is happening?

-Mmmmm, coffee.

-No coffee for you, George.

-OH GOD THE COFFEE-

-I mean, Daiji wanting to stop Fenix from aiding the resurrection of an evil demon god who takes child bridal sacrifices and murders and eats people en-masse seems pretty "right" to me.

-I'm calling it right now. Akemi's evil as fuck.

-Mmmm, chocolate. ...what kinda doctor hands out chocolate and coffee though?

-Soccer? Guess Jiiko-stick ain't comin' though. It's a shame, but I guess we can't fix everything.

-KUDOU :O

-OH GOD SCREEN TEARING

-Ikki's inner struggle continues on, like a party that rages on long after all the booze has been drunken and everybody should've gone home. Miserable, but fitting for the nightclub theme of the Deadmans' old hideout.

-OHHHHHHHHHH JESUS IKKI'S GOING WILD

-Ikki-san! Smile!

-Ohhhh, Tamaki-kun!

-I see Ikki went to the Bright Noa school of wake up slaps.

-Ikki's really going through it, huh?

-SUBARU :O

-I WAS RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK?????

-I didn't think they'd actually do it! What kind of TV show made for kids to watch on a weekend has a celebrity guest as themselves enter a demonic pact? This, combined with the screen-tearing and Ikki utterly losing his shit some creepypasta material!

-WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

-Okay, Ikki. We're in big trouble, but that'll have to wait a week. ...which is the equivalent of a potty break in Rider Time, so you'll be just fine, right? Okay, cool, I'll see you in a moment~!

#kamen rider revice #kamen rider #kr revice #revice spoilers #revive the vice: imprinted like stamps and fossils

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cristinablackthornkingson · 6 years

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Shadowhunters Short Story #9

At 5:30 a.m. on September 12th 1989, Maryse Lightwood gave birth to her first son, Alexander Gideon Lightwood, after a long and difficult labor and a full term pregnancy. She had found out from a Silent Brother that she was pregnant, a year after she and Robert married. They had started trying immediately after they were married, eager to expand their family. Maryse had surprised Robert with the news of her pregnancy by buying baby booties and writing a short letter from the baby to Robert, telling him they were on their way and couldn’t wait to meet him. Robert was overjoyed at the prospect of being a father and over the next 9 months became extremely protective of Maryse. Maryse was still able to train and take part in hunts and missions until she was about 5 months pregnant, when Valentine told her that though she of course would always be a member of the circle, she should take some time off from hunts and training until after the baby was born. She knew better than to say no to Valentine, but she also knew he only had her and her baby’s best interest at heart. Her pregnancy progressed smoothly with no complications whatsoever, as her stomach grew so did her and Robert’s excitement for their baby. She and Robert spent may evenings decorating the nursery, and Robert and Michael spent many evenings trying to put together the crib, the changing station, and any other bits of furniture for the nursery. When Maryse was 9 months and 1 week pregnant, she began to feel contractions while on a walk through Alicante with Robert. He had wanted to rush her to the Silent City immediately, not understanding that the baby wasn’t about to be born right there and then. Maryse managed to calm him down and they were able to make it back to their home where Maryse would give birth to their child. They hired a midwife from the Clave to deliver the baby and look after Maryse and the baby through the pregnancy, they also had a Silent Brother present just in case anything went wrong, and it was also tradition for a Silent Brother to witness the birth of a Shadowhunter. Robert stayed by his wife’s side the entire time, holding her hand, rubbing her back, making sure she wasn’t too hot or too cold, holding her hair back when she was sick, and overall supporting her.

Now after her grueling labor, Maryse finally got to hold her sweet baby boy. As she looked into his scrunched up, bright red face, she fell in love with him all over again. He was a perfect mixture of his parents, he had a mop of raven black hair, the same shade as Maryse’s, he had Robert’s mouth and eye shape and Maryse’s nose, he was completely perfect.

“Hello baby boy.” Maryse softly says, cradling him close to her chest, his tiny face pressed against her neck. The minute he hears his mother’s voice, little Alec stops crying and fussing and becomes completely content. Robert grins at this and quietly says

“Mama’s boy already.” Reaching out to gently stroke his son’s cheek, Robert softly adds “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

“He’s so perfect.” Maryse says, lightly kissing the baby’s head. “That he is, he’s going to be a fine warrior some day, he could take over the circle from Val one day!” Robert says. Maryse laughs softly and says

“I think Valentine is going to leave the circle to his own son.” About 3 months after Maryse found out she was pregnant, Jocelyn had announced her first pregnancy, she and Valentine were so excited to become parents. Unfortunately Jocelyn’s pregnancy has not been as easy as Maryse’s was, according to Val, Jocelyn could hardly keep any food down, was having awful nightmares every night and was extremely paranoid, with still 3 more months of pregnancy to go, Valentine was becoming extremely concerned for his wife and child’s well being.

“Well then perhaps Alec will be little Jonathon’s lieutenant.” Robert says.

“Whatever he grows up to be, he’ll always be my little boy.” Maryse softly says.

Two weeks later, they hear from Michael that there will be a circle gathering at Fairchild Manor in a few days time, and Robert and Maryse decide to attend with Alec and introduce him to everyone.

Unsurprisingly, everyone in the circle adored their son. Valentine of course got to hold him first, he was unsurprisingly a natural with the baby, not once did Alec fuss or cry with him, it was evident that Valentine would be a wonderful father. Michael adored his godson, he fell totally in love with him the second he got to hold him, he was like a big child, pulling silly faces, telling silly stories and blowing raspberries on the baby’s stomach, but of course at only 2 weeks old, Alec didn’t crack a smile or laugh at his Godfather's antics. Stephen seemed anxious with the baby, Maryse had to help him keep the baby supported and make sure he didn’t drop him, Stephen didn’t seem to know what to do with the baby,so it was a good thing Céline was not pregnant yet. When Céline got to hold Alec, she was a total natural with him, she was extremely relaxed and content with him in her arms, and when he began to fuss and cry, she sang him a french lullaby and he instantly fell back asleep. Maryse made a mental note to ask Céline to teach her the lullaby, since Alec was not a great sleeper but seemed to love that lullaby. Hodge passed on the opportunity to hold Alec, and Maryse and Robert couldn’t pretend not to be relived since Hodge was known to be a klutz and absentminded and they were afraid he would drop the baby without even realizing it.

Two years later, Maryse began to feel the same symptoms she felt when she was carrying Alec. So one day she left he and Robert at home and went to the Silent City, where Brother Enoch confirmed she was pregnant with a baby girl. She was once again delighted, she and Robert had agreed they wanted two children, preferably a boy and a girl, but if they had another boy they would’t try again for a girl. This time, while Robert was out on a demon hunt, she had Alec help her make Robert’s favorite dinner and once again wrote a card from their baby to him. Robert was overjoyed at the idea of becoming a father again, and immediately began to suggest baby names. Sweet little Alec was just as excited as his father, he adored his baby sister and always hugged and kissed Maryse’s stomach and talked to the baby. When the baby began to kick and move, Alec loved to feel it, he loved knowing his sister was so excited to come out and meet him and he couldn't’ wait for her to be big enough to play with him, since little Jonathon Morgenstern and he didn’t seem to get on. This domestic bliss was shattered when Maryse was 6 months pregnant, though, and the uprising happened. It was all such a blur and before Maryse knew it she was exiled from Idris, only permitted to return for work, running the New York Institute, Alec was confused and homesick, Robert would barely speak to her, she was heavily pregnant and half of her friends were dead. Robert only seemed to come to life around Alec, he loved showing his son how to use a wooden training sword, he also loved telling him stories all about Idris, knowing that Alec could one day return and restore honor to the Lightwood name. The last three months of Maryse’s pregnancy were difficult, she was more stressed than she had ever been in all her life, and her blood pleasure went through the roof, which was extremely dangerous for her and the baby. Thankfully they were still able to be given help from Clave medics and the Silent Brothers, and two weeks before her due date, the same midwife who delivered Alec, induced Maryse’s labor. Robert was by her side again and Alec was with Hodge, but it wasn’t the same as Alec’s birth, Robert barely looked at Maryse, let alone talked to her, it was obvious he was only there for the baby, and Maryse couldn’t blame him.

After 8 hours of labor, Maryse gave birth to her first and only daughter, Isabelle Sophia Lightwood. She weighed 6 pounds, much smaller than Alec who had been almost 10 pounds, and she looked just like her father. With a mop of raven black hair, olive skin, Robert’s nose and mouth, she was his double, and Maryse couldn’t have been happier. Robert had softened up totally when he saw his daughter, and much to her surprise, kissed Maryse after their daughter was born, and told her he loved her.

“She is just perfect.” Robert softly says, gazing at his daughter in his arms. He loved her so much and just like with Alec, he wanted to protect her from everything in this cruel, harsh world, he didn’t want her to know the mistakes her parents made, the atrocious crimes they committed, he didn’t want his daughter to grow up with role models like them, she and Alec deserved so much better and Maryse and Robert certainly didn’t deserve such perfect children.

About an hour after her birth, Robert brings Alec in to meet his little sister. The minute she is placed in his arms, Alec falls head over heals in love with her all over again.

“What do you think, Alec?” Robert softly asks, kneeling beside his son and gently running his fingertips over Isabelle’s dark hair.

“Love her.” Alec softly says “I keep her safe, daddy.” He adds, sitting up straight and pushing his chest out. Robert laughs softly and gently says

“I know you will Alec, you’re a great big brother, she’s so lucky to have you.”

Seven years later, Maryse once again begins to feel the symptoms she felt when she was pregnant with Alec and Isabelle. This time though, she didn’t hope that was pregnant, her relationship with Robert had only deteriorated, he was still wonderful with the children but he barely spoke to Maryse, he was often in Idris for work and away for long periods of time. He still blamed her for their exile, and their relationship seemed beyond repair, but if Maryse was pregnant they couldn’t give up. This time she doesn’t bother going to the Silent City, instead she buys a mundane pregnancy test, and takes it one night while Alec and Izzy are sleeping and Robert is in his office, as usual. When the test comes back positive, Maryse feels a glimmer of hope that this baby could save her marriage. Robert had always loved being a father, and though they had only planned for 2 children and had said they were done, when Izzy was born, Robert would surely love this baby, even if they weren’t planned like Izzy and Alec.

“Robert, I’m pregnant.” Maryse bluntly tells her husband later that night as they get ready for bed. Sometimes Robert slept in a spare room but most of the time he slept beside Maryse, to keep up the facade of normalcy for the children’s sake. Robert looks at her, his blue eyes wide with shock.

“Y-you are?” He asks.

“Yes, I am.” Maryse replies. “I know we only planned on having two, but, well things happen.” She adds, placing her hand on her stomach. Robert’s mouth twitches up into an unexpected grin and he quietly says

“Well I’d better get to work on a nursery tomorrow.” Maryse grins, relieved he wants the baby as much as she does.

When Maryse tells Isabelle and Alec they’re going to get another sibling, they are both over the moon. Alec doesn’t care if it’s a boy or girl he’s just so excited to be a big brother again, and Isabelle desperately wants a little sister. They were both wonderful help through the pregnancy, they loved helping Robert decorate the nursery and they loved talking to the baby and feeling him kick. Maryse was extremely thankful to have another smooth pregnancy, she wasn’t sure it would be so easy again since she was considerably older than when she had Isabelle and Alec. Robert barely spoke to her still, but did often ask about the baby and did often ask to feel him kick, things were not the same as they once were and they would never be, but just the fact that Robert was still here was good enough for Maryse, she still held out hope that they would fix their marriage one day.

Maxwell Joseph Lightwood was born on a hot August day in 1998, after Maryse went through her shortest labor of 5 hours. Robert was not by her side this time, he was travelling back from Idris when she went into labor and arrived at The Institute when Max was a few hours old.

“Daddy look, he’s so small.” Izzy softly says, stroking her brother’s cheek as she curls into her mother’s left side, with Alec on her right and the baby on her chest.

“So he is sweetheart, you still want a sister or have you warmed up to having another brother?” Robert softly asks, setting his briefcase down by the door and walking over to the bed.

“I like having another brother, I just hope he’s not as annoying as Alec!” Izzy says. At 7 and 9 Izzy and Alec had a typical sibling relationship, one minute Alec would be pulling her hair and Izzy would be hitting him for no reason other than she found him annoying, and the next they would be curled up on the sofa together reading a book or playing with their toys.

“I’m glad we got Max and not a sister! If we had a sister, Izzy would teach her to be annoy me!” Alec says. Sometimes even at 9 he could be extremely dramatic and paranoid. Putting her arm around her eldest son, Maryse softly says

“Alec your sister does not purposefully set out to annoy you, you two are so alike you annoy each other!”

“Nu uh! I’m not like him! He’s a stupid boy!” Isabelle exclaims, horrified at being compared to her older brother. If life with two was this difficult Maryse couldn't imagine what it was going to be like when Max was older.

Two year later, Michael Wayland was killed and Maryse and Robert adopted his son Jonathon, their godson. When Jonathon first arrived, Izzy was desperate for him to play with her, but Jonathon didn’t want to play with her and spent that entire day locked away in his room. Maryse could tell he was trying not to show his grief. The next day she let him sleep in, and while Robert gave Alec and Isabelle a training session and while Max napped, Maryse let Jonathon eat breakfast on his own, she knew he didn’t like being around everyone else, he was intimidated by Robert and wasn’t sure of Alec and Isabelle yet. Once he had eaten, she asked him to help her around the institute for the day, he seemed delighted for the distraction. That entire day he helped her file away paper work, helped her clean and stash away weaponry and he helped her feed and bath Max and put him to bed. Jonathon adored Max, he was wonderful at telling him stories and keeping him happy, just like Michael had been so wonderful with Alec when he was a baby. The next day Robert gave Jonathon a private training session and got to know his new son and bond with him. He had failed Michael but he would not fail his son.

14 years later Maryse and Robert were proud grandparents of little Max Michael Lightwood-Bane. Alec and Magnus were wonderful fathers and Max was the happiest baby on earth. Though Maryse and Robert had been divorced for a few years now, their friendship had grown stronger and little Max had brought them closer together, they would never restore their relationship, but they could enjoy each other’s company and dote over their grandson together and spoil him rotten. Things had finally come full circle.

#maryse lightwood #robert lightwood #alec lightwood #isabelle lightwood #max lightwood-bane #max lightwood #hodge starkweather #michael wayland #stephen herondale #celine montclaire #jace herondale #jocelyn fairchild #valentine morgenstern #jonathon morgenstern #sebastian morgenstern #the circle #the mortal instruments #cassandra clare

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lucienfairfax · 6 years

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About my OC.

GENERAL:

Name: Claudio Valderrama Alias(es): Invictus, Boss V, Juicy Juice, MC Fat Baby, Sex Bomb, Jäger Bomb, Big Booty Judy... Gender: Male Age: 18 when he joins the Saints; 38 by the time Zin invades Place of Birth: Stilwater, MI Spoken Languages: English, a passable amount of Spanish, a beginner’s amount of Russian Sexual Orientation: Yes. Occupation: Boss of the Saints/Saint of Saints, CEO of Saintscorp, POTUS

APPEARANCE: Eye Colour: Brown Hair Colour: Reddish-brown, but dark. Starts going grey around the time he becomes POTUS. Height: 5′11″ Scars: A few bullet-wound scars, some knife-fight scars, the usual. Burns: He used to have a fair amount of burn tissue on his torso, arms, and upper legs, but he got most of it taken care of at Image as Designed. He only kept the scars he thinks look cool. Overweight: A little Underweight: No

FAVOURITE: Colour: Gold Hair Colour: Doesn’t matter Eye Colour: Doesn’t matter Music Genre: Electronic, hip-hop Movie Genre: The Boondock Saints is his fave but also movies like Snatch TV Show: he ain’t got time for tv much anymore Food: Johnny’s kimchi jjigae, because that’s like... an everybody meal. he makes jjigae when everyone’s coming over for dinner. gives Claudio good feels. Drink: wild cherry Pepsi, Jäger bombs, Red Bull and vodka (and wild cherry Pepsi) Book: Claudio reads comics almost exclusively. listen, he really doesn’t have much time for anything else!

HAVE THEY: Passed University: No Had Sex: Certainly Had Sex in Public: Absolutely Gotten Pregnant: Ha! Kissed a Boy: Yes Kissed a Girl: Yes Gotten Tattoos: Yep Gotten Piercings: Yep Had a Broken Heart: Nah, the first friends and lovers he made have stuck with him for life, it seems. It’s always heartbreaking when a death happens in the Saints, though. Been in Love: Sure Stayed up for more than 24 hours: Oh, yeah.

ARE THEY: A Virgin: Noooo. A Cuddler: YESSSS. A Kisser: Yep Scared Easily: Not really. He realised one day that he was pretty much invincible and that took care of that. Mostly he gets scared on behalf of people close to him, if ever. Jealous Easily: Nope. Trustworthy: Ha, not unless you’re in his inner circle. Dominant: Sometimes. Submissive: To Johnny :p In Love: Yep Single: Nope

RANDOM QUESTIONS: Have They Harmed Themselves: I mean, being in a gang puts him in harm’s way all the time, but he’s never like, self-injured or anything. Thought of Suicide: doubtful Attempted Suicide: no Wanted to Kill Someone: all the time :p Rode a Horse: Nope. Have/had a Job: His job is the Saints. (And, later, the country.) Have any Fears: Not any phobias or major anxieties, no.

FAMILY: Sibling(s): Idris, Frankie, and Dario (the locally-infamous Valderrama Brothers). Parents: His mother, Jacinda, who had Claudio by a drifter called Irish. Children: Ha! Johnny’s cats, I suppose. Pets: None of his own.

#about.claudio #.claudio #saints row

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superfluffycool · 7 years

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His personal marketing isn't how he's shot in the show, it's how he markets himself and how his team markets him. Doesn't matter if he loves fitness and works hard for his body, if the majority of what the public sees is shirtless, rippling muscles, a young blonde AND he's pitched as Scottish sex for the show, he has a perception problem if he wants to be known for his acting. Add in he's v good looking and he'll have to work even harder to be taken seriously.

Of course, and yet last week’s episode gave us quite a few shot’s of Sam’s ass. The point of the scene wasn’t to admire how nice it is, but that’s what Buzzfeed wrote a post about. They acknowledged that the situation was problematic, but it was hard to remember that when it was so hot and featured so many opportunities to ogle JAMMF booty.

So what’s he to do? His strategy has been all over the place, unfortunately and he does have a perception problem (Branding Anon, feel free to come back!). He dresses like a classy, Scottish gentleman for Barbour, then a hip man about town for OL promo, plus the occasional, and purposeful shirtless pics for Men’s Health. It’s possible to be a serious actor and be beautiful (i.e. Jude Law, Tom Hardy, Idris Elba), it’s the piling-on that muddies the waters and leaves fans wondering what it is he’s trying to sell.

He’s a fantastic actor, and I hope he knows, and trusts that. Sometimes I fear this messy strategy is a sign that he does not :/

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youngandhungryent · 4 years

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Fugees Rapper Pras Michel Showed Up To Court In Tyvek Suit Because Of The Coronavirus

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He might sit ninety degrees underneath palm trees, but the Fugees rapper Pras Michel isn’t going to be doing so without the proper protection these days as the Coronavirus runs rampant through society. Yesterday (March 16), Page Six caught Pras walking into Manhattan Family Court draped in a full body Tyvek suit to ensure he didn’t take home the dreaded “‘Rona” that’s already touched Idris Elba, Rudy Gobert, and possibly, Donald Trump (fingers crossed!). Pras found himself cuffed up last week after failing to prove that he had made a $20,000 child support payment to his babymama, Angela Severiano, and yesterday showed up to court ready to prove his innocence while protecting himself. Pras owes Severiano $127K in child support backpay.

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I want to first thank NY family court for understanding my situation, but I want all the fake news and everyone to know I’m fully committed to taking care of my son and I Am not nor ever was a deadbeat dad, I flew all the way from LA to NY court to make payments and coincidentally the lawyers nor the mother appeared this morning but that’s neither here nor there we here now. I’m in my Chanel hazmat suit to assure the health safety of both me and people around the court. And thank you everyone who truly support me during these unfortunate times and extremely special shout-out to those who turned their backs on me blessed always the satan you worship hands aren’t long enough to box with my God. Be safe everyone out let’s unite for the sake of humanity and our beloved country. #corona #healthylifestyle #family #unity #haiti

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We can’t blame Pras for going all out during the outbreak that’s engulfed America, especially since last week a legal intern who’d been working in that building tested positive for COVID-19.

Though the judge overseeing the case, Carol Goldstein is aware of the pandemic running roughshod through the US, he still took the time to point out that Pras was decked out in protective gear to his lawyers who were phoning in during the proceeding.

“Let me just put on the record,” Goldstein said. “The father came to court head-to-toe in full hazmat gear, full booties, full outfit with gloves, hood and a mask.”

The judge said she was having trouble hearing Michel as he was attempting to explain that he made cash payments over the weekend.

“Should I pull down my scarf?” asked Michel — whose eyes were the only exposed part of his body.

“I think you’d better,” Goldstein responded.

With his full-body armor on, Pras handed over some Moneygram receipts proving that he’d made payments towards his $127,000 balance. Moneygram would then forward the money to another collection agency who’d then give it to his babymama.

Though the Fugees made a killing in the mid 90’s with their album sales and shows, Pras began to struggle with his paper after the feds came for him.

Michel has claimed he fell behind on his $4,800 monthly payments after he was charged with a federal campaign-finance violation and the feds seized $74 million of his money.

He has maintained his innocence in that case.

Least he had enough to copp that suit though. It was missing the plastic face mask, but something’s better than nothing.

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