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#IM THE SPIDER!!! IN THE JAR!!! FUCK!!!!!
piplupod · 6 months
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nooooo dont find omens in the otherwise explainable, you're so sexy ahahahaaa
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dedenneblogs · 1 month
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(heartbreak high) that one babysitting format meme
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but my fun lil spin on it
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i did a tihng
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I'm starting to realize my fear of insects etc is kind of a detriment and it's annoying. I thought I was all good cuz I don't HATE insects and I'm better than uh... some people! But the fact that I'm so easily undone by things is kind of a problem and I kind of want to look to mending it.
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cybermeep · 5 months
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i cant believe i genuinely was able to catch a wasp in a jar back in september… the things a man can do because of friendship is crazy
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attractthecrows · 6 months
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so frustrating approaching fellow fans about making a characters trauma worse (for dick biggening purposes) and then they go for cutesy shit instead. i just want to hurt him and everyone around me keeps giving him hugs
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calliesmemes · 2 months
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IN-CHARACTER QUOTES FROM DISCORD
UNHINGED SENTENCE STARTERS FEATURING THINGS SAID BY MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS WHILE WRITING AS OUR MUSES IN A CRACK-BASED NONCANON GROUP CHAT. This post is dedicated to Em, Liz, Tanny, Nellie, Mel, Ange, and everyone else in the server who recognizes these quotes — you know who you are 😈
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
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“   Have you forgotten that you should not steal someone’s property? ”
“   I could slap that smug look off his face right now! ”
“   Your ears are a lie. ”
“   Woah woah that's - that's a bad word. ”
“   I don’t know if it’s allowed and quite frankly I don’t care. Fuck the rules. ”
“   Time for gremlin activities! ”
“   I hate this man. Let's prank him. ”
“   We are all going on strike today I swear ”
“   Looks like I need to invest in a kid leash. ”
“   DONT BE COWARDS!! JOIN THE STRIKE!! ”
“   I support her saying what needs to be said! I am done with the silencing of women!!!! ”
“   I like the dramatics. ”
“   I did not ask for a second opinion. ”
“   You seem to be doing a great job at being a nuisance. ”
“   NO BITING MY EMPLOYEES! ”
“   do you want me to bring you cheese? ”
“   Next move, start chewing on the door frames ”
“   I like crumbs. They are like a little midnight snack in my bed at night. ”
“   if he wants to be a worm, LET HIM BE A WORM ”
“   the rest of you suck my toe ”
“   To be fair I am simply vibing. ”
“   I am going to commit a war crime! ”
“   I am manifesting being happy. ”
“   Am I gonna talk shit WITH you guys? because im down to talk shit about pretty much anyone ”
“   Who says? We shall revolt without question. ”
“   Let's just start burning stuff. ”
“   Did you just call me... small? ”
“   Can I convert you with my kazoo propaganda? ”
“   We were radicalised by The Little Mermaid. ”
“   Penny in the swear jar, now. ”
“   My last words are, bros before hoes. ”
“   The old men are trying to be trendy. ”
“   I can do whatever I want too! ”
“   Can we go one day without an interruption from an American? ”
“   I am so sorry. He enjoys conflict. ”
“   Why is he so tall? ”
“   For legal reasons, kids, that's a joke. ”
“   Would you like to fight the adults? ”
“   You're not meant to bite people, it's frowned upon. ”
“   He’s a fun killer, don't listen to him! ”
“   Ow! Stop kicking me! ”
“   I have quite literally begged you not to kick, hit, or bite today. ”
“   BUT I thought we were buds, pals, amigos, chums, friends. ”
“   Oh shiiiii someone’s in trouble ”
“   How much caffeine have you had in the last hour? ”
“   I'll be honest they wouldn't be so bad if they didn't speak. ”
“   Is this goof meant to be dead or what? ”
“   I am a witch. ”
“   This one reeks of self confidence when he clearly doesn't think before opening his mouth. ”
“  I call bullshit on that rule! ”
“   The point is I have a cane and I’m not afraid to use it. ”
“   If you slap me, I’ll cane you. ”
“   Yippee for women. ”
“   FUCK THE PATRIARCHY ”
“   Sorry for being British. ”
“   Oi who's playing that ominous music? ”
“   I'm strong because I eat carrots. Oh wait or is that to see in the dark.... it's for something. ”
“   I will say sorry when i'm caught, don't you worry. ”
“   AND YOU CALLED ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE! ”
“   ... He's done for. Broken beyond repair. Someone play Taylor Swift. ”
“   Please refrain from punching one another. ”
“   He is becoming one with the spider I believe. ”
“   If anybody asks I will say I made you, then you will not get in trouble! ”
“   Can I be a girlboss too? I am not rude to women and I do what i like ”
“   Yippee for patriotism! ”
“   … i could make you guys rat costumes ”
“   Do you think if we started stealing bread we would lose our jobs? ”
“   why do British people ”
“   … you all need therapy. ”
“   Do you ever feel if you breathe the wrong way he will bite you? ”
“   I actively avoid whatever this is. ”
“   CARRY ME. ”
“   What if, and hear me out, they both promise not to do it again? ”
“   I wanna steal all his socks. ”
“   My socks were stolen! ”
“   Hey, watch it now. Only I'm allowed to insult me. ”
“   You couldn’t whisper to save your life. It’s pitiful. ”
“   Both of you are insufferable. ”
“   The law is overrated. ”
“   I’m afraid. Miss, you aren’t my type. ”
“   No. I swear on my life. I am being a gentleman ”
“   I support women’s wrongs. ”
“   ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!!! ”
“   GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW ”
“   He bites? Are you .. joking? Please say you're joking. ”
“   If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain ifyou're not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like makin' love at midnight in the dunes on the cape then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape 🎶🎶 ”
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crazystargirl · 7 months
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hiiii! i saw you wanted some request so i got you! can i request a jack champion x reader where the two of them are on the avatar set just goofing off and being totally oblivious to their feelings for each other while everyone just ships them so hard thank youuuu i love your blog!!!!!!!
take one !
pairing ! - jack champion x reader 
word count ! - 0.6k 
a/n ! - BRO ANON ILYSM MY REQUESTS WERE LITERALLY A DRIED UP WELL BEFORE ( except for that rlly good smut request but idk how to write smut 😭 ) i also don't think i did this request justice since ive been writing it this whole week and im sick, stressed, and dealing with a lot of issues about friends and grades [ i'll add photos later ]
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you basically grew up on the set of avatar the way of water with all the other younger cast members, who practically were family to you at this point
most people try not to play favorites with their friends but you did and tried your best not to reveal to everyone that your favorite was jack. everyone found out anyway even though you thought you were sneaky
but anyways that's not the point
you and jack were "the duo" on set and loved goofing off with each other even though some scenes took longer to film because of this, no one really minded since they all shipped you two
like c'mon you two were so oblivious to the "flirty" side if your friendship that you guys were basically a lost cause
so one day britain, trinity, and jamie decided something needed to happen like cmon the tension was becoming too unbearable 
today you guys needed to film a scene where your character, spider, and the rest of the Sully kids were running around the forest before you guys find the recoms
this scene wouldn't have taken that long if it weren’t for you and Jack
you two were not taking anything seriously, stopping every five seconds because jack would trip you or you would push him into the set structure
and then when james would tell you guys what you needed to improve on the scene, you and jack would be playing roblox or scrolling through memes instead of listening
james had decided you two needed a break because you guys had filmed a lot already and you and jack were not helping get anymore done
so now you and jack were hunched over your phone where you kept making jack try on all these filters and you kept taking pictures for later 
jamie came up behind you two and tapped you and jack on the shoulders that were closest to each other and since you guys were hunched over, you ended up kissing while trying to see who tapped you two
you both froze and quickly moved away from each other, embarrassed
you guys heard cheering behind you and looked to see the rest of the cast even the adults, clapping and cheering, while jamie stood laughing his head off
"im going to fucking kill you!" you yelled at jamie, getting up to chase him
"y/n! i need a dollar for the swear jar since you cursed!" trinity yelled, also laughing while you and jack were chasing jamie around
eventually jack tackled him since there was no way you would actually be able to tackle jamie because of the unfair height advantage 
after jamie was on the ground, jack kept punching him, enough to slightly hurt but not enough to bruise while you held his legs down so he wouldn't kick jack
then you got the idea to steal jamie's phone and quickly took it from his pocket, tugging on jack's arm to tell him "let's go"
you guys ran into one of the storage closets no one uses and sat down, unlocking jamie's phone easily
"so you wanna talk about what happened there?" jack said, playing with your hair as you leaned your head on his chest, scrolling on jamie's phone
"mmmm no i rather not" you said, looking up and kissing him again
jack pulls you into his arms and you guys end up staying like that for the rest of the day, messing around on yours, jack's, or jamie's phone
and of course everyone knows damn well where yall are put who would want to ruin this sweet moment that they had been working on to push on you two?
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taglist ! - @xyzstar, @gwenlore, @dizscreams, @kaesworldxx, @urmomcomsiimiamour, @nonniesworld, @chemtr4ilz, @abodyhasbeenfound, @phsychobanana
lmk if you want to be added/removed !
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orowyrm · 10 months
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fuck it. im going to let The People decide what the next occupant of this spot on my desk will be now that the last of the fairy shrimp has passed on and ive gotta start the egg drying process (which is basically 'leave it out until the water evaporates and the resulting crust is fully dry enough to scrape out and into another jar while i wash this one')
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for reference, this spot on my desk probably has room for maybe a 6"x6"x12" enclosure, theres room for something bigger than this mason jar if i really want to, especially vertically. smaller arboreal or aquatic inverts would probably do best, although i could see it being a good spot for a grow-out spot for a beetle grub..... 🤔🤔🤔 much to think about
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Leonora's Pet Spider.
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Clarissa: LEONORA LESSO DOVEY COME HERE THIS INSTANT!
Being in their bedroom but just in a different section, Lesso's blood froze in her veins and she gulp. God Clarissa had used her full name it was bad...really bad. The dean of evil then even if completely terrified of her wife, ( because yes Leonora was the dean of evil but still was fucking livid when her wife was mad at her ) walked to her position in their bedroom to find the blonde standing in front of her bedside table looking at a jar.
Shit she found her...
The redhead innocently came behind Clarissa and circle her waist before giving the women a kiss to the neck.
Yes what is it dove?
Clarissa literally pushed herself away from Leonora with a look that could kill and she nothing but looked disgustingly at the tell jar.
PLEASE...TELL ME IM DREAMING AND THEIRS NOT A LITERAL TARENTULA ON YOUR BEDSIDE TABLE.
Leo stayed quiet for a second before opening her mouth to say something and closing it again before looking at the jar, and back at her wife with a guilty expression on her face.
Hummmm...well.
Clarissa's eyes shine with pure anger, she was pissed. She tried to calm herself with some calming breath but she just couldn't, the only sight of the creature in her bedroom making her want to literally put fire to it. God those things where disgusting and dangerous, their was no way she would sleep in her bed tonight.
The blonde suddenly walked pass Leonora that frown and followed her, the dean of evils heart started to panick not sure what Clarissa was doing. Yet it looked like the blonde was decided to leave the room and it made Lady Lesso's blood run cold. They where now in the middle of the room, Clarissa still walking to the door of the suite decided to leave lesso for a while. However, before the good dean had time to take hold of the door knob, she felt her arm being grabbed and her body being brought backwards by a strong grip. A gasp escaped her lips and she turned around to fell practically face to face with Leonora that was clearly worried and panicked.
What are you doing!
The blonde women still with a voice of pure never practically yelled at Leo while backing up from her wife's body to make distance.
WHAT DO YOU THINK! IM OUT OF HERE THEIRS NO WAY IM STAYING IN THAT ROOM WITH THAT THING.
Leonora's breath hitch at the thought of dovey leaving her, then she came even closer to her trying to establish a certain contact knowing full well that her good wife wasn't really capable of resisting her. However, in the end it was useless, because Clarissa was clearly just not in the mood.
WHATT! YOUR LEAVING ME BECAUSE OF RAVENNA?!
Common Clarissa don't be ridiculous come here.
The redhead sayed with an hopeful expression plastered on her face.
Clarissa on her side literally had heard only one thing. Ravenna...was that the...the name of the spider how ridiculous why would lesso name a stupid spider and talk about it like that. The blonde pushed the redhead open arm invitation aside before saying still quite mad but this time more hard and serious that anything.
Who's Ravenna?
Lesso put her arms back around her body with a growl of mécontentement before looking at Clarissa in the eyes and saying with delicate voice no matter how perturbed she was at the moment.
Well..., that's my pet spider, the one you apparently found and hate.
Leo angled her head a little to the side, getting more restless on her static place and holding her body on her cane expectant of Clarissa's answer to that. Yet she would have never expected that type of answer and reaction.
The second the words pet got out of Lesso's mouth and that Clarissa's name wasn't the cause of it the blonde's heart squeeze in her chest. Her anger felt like it dissipated in the air and was replaced by...what maybe...jealousy or hurt. Her piercing chocolate brown eyes leaving Leonora's to go straight to her hand that she was playing with.
When she spoke again, her voice was barely a whisper but Leo heard it none the less and she stopped breathing. It made her whole body hurting.
But...I, I thought I was your only pet Leonora...
Am I... am I not enough?
Dovey's voice was shaking slightly and even if she tried to hide it theirs was some tears starting to descend on her cheeks.
Leonora's eyes suddenly went wide and she instinctively wanted to console her darling and tell her that she was her everything and that of course she was enough. Her body moved by itself and came to the blonde, circling an arm around her waist to get her has close to her has possible. She delicately and lovingly placed her free hand to the smaller woman's cheek and brought her face up to her eyes level, felling absolutely broken at the sigh of tears on her loves perfect face. God she was feeling so bad, Clarissa crying was like seeing her heart being ripped out of her chest every few seconds, it hurts.
Shhh shh it's fine my love I'm sorry that I made you cry it was certainly not my intention...I love you so much Clarissa my perfect dove...of course your enough I don't even know how you can think that your not. I'm the one in here that doesn't deserve the other remember...
The redhead tried to esquisses a little smile to confort her wife. That with giving the woman's skin kiss everywhere on her face and her neck making Clarissa sigh a little at the hot lips against her body. After a little while of giving affection without stoping even a second, the taller women came back to look into her princess eyes that has stoped crying and she pressed a last kiss to her lips. It was a delicate and slow kiss but so full of love and care that they both moaned at it.
Listen now princess because it's important and I won't repeat it to anyone but you...
Lesso said with a smirk on her lips and caressing Clarissa's cheek with her thumb. Theirs eyes link in concentration and adoration.
You are and will always be my only pet my love, but a different type of pet and you knows it.
This time Leonora's smile was more a sexy attractive one and that because of the underline the name implies yet she started talking again, not wishing to make the conversation appear less important that it really was.
Ravenna she is just a spider and I promise I will bright her back into my office for you after seeing how much she scared the crap out of you.
Now...just don't leave me I want to be with you tonight, just cuddle and feel you close....please my love.
Clarissa's lips were slightly opened because of how stunned she was by all her girlfriend just confess to her. It never happened before...that Leo felt like telling her how much she cared and needed her. To be honest, the good dean was so shook but at the same time sooo sooo happy that she didn't knew what to do. Her lips twitch in a pure happy face full of love and affection and her head shook itself to answer her dark wife's demand. Taking her hand in hers and kissing Leo's cheek.
I love you Leonora.
And I love you little Dove.
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zzombiegrrrl · 6 months
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WHATS UP FUCKERS?!?!? INTRO TIME!!!
“If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed.” ― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
hey there you kickass freaks of nature!! im @zzombiegrrrl more often called Raegan or Rae , and im ready to talk about all things music, comics, games, shows, and books!!
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HERE IS ALL THE SHIT I LIKE AND WILL TALK ABOUT! my favs are all BOLDED and ITALICIZED.
- MY CHEMCIAL ROMANCE.
- TWIN PEAKS
- THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES
- RESIDENT EVIL
- ALL FOR THE GAME
- SAW SERIES
- The Raven Cycle
- Fall Out Boy
- Radiohead
- Josh Hutcherson films
- Supernatural
- Doctor Who
- Good Omens
- Stephen King novels
- PJO series
- Batman ( movies )
- Spider-man ( movies/comics )
- Astronomy
- Marine Biology
- The ocean
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Time for some info about me! εїз
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— 14 yrs old (so no fucking weirdos allowed.)
— lesbian ⚢
— She/Her prns please
‐‐‐‐‐ I'm hard of hearing and am currently learning ASL to help with that.
‐‐‐‐‐ I really like music and it helps me connect with people easier 🖤
‐‐‐‐‐ I LOVE ALL THINGS STEM!! so if you wanna talk science, I'm your girl! o(≧∀≦)o
‐‐‐‐‐ DNI : TERFs, zionist or support i*rael, xenophobic, homophobic, racist, or proshipper. You freaks aren't welcome on this blog.
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Can you take this spike?
Will it fill our hearts with thoughts of endless night time sky?
(made 11-10-2023)
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fereldanwench · 7 months
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big pl spoilers (and strong opinions about shit) under the cut
so i just finished firestarter and oof, man
i really struggled trying to decide who valerie would go with, reed or songbird, and it was one of those situations where me and the OC deviated because i personally wanted to save songbird, but going with reed was the more in-character choice and ahhhhhhhHHHHHHH
i actually did initially go with songbird and reloaded because i was like nahhh, this isn't right for valerie. she doesn't trust songbird or reed, but songbird is too rogue for her. valerie is always more comfortable getting fucked over by powerful organizations than a single person, lmao
and fighting hansen was fuckin intense. so was the chimera early on, and i know there's some creepy ai spider thing or something coming up so i'll just say that this DLC really upped the ante when it comes to boss fights. smasher gonna be a punk ass after all of this, lmao
and i am still planning on doing the devil ending--i did spoil myself on the PL ending 'cause i wanted to know if goro made it in that, and i am somewhat intrigued by the premise of him being a full fugitive for two years but it's definitely not canon material for me.
in general im not really sure how or if PL events are gonna fit into valerie's timeline. i saw a lot of advice that PL is best played interspersed with the main game missions, but i personally did not find that to be true. it's tonally too at odds with everything else, IMO, and V already feels so spread out doing everyone else's errands that adding in this sort of mission just feels like too much.
i think cdpr kind of wrote themselves into a wall with v's fate in the base game because it basically demanded that the expansion had to take place before endgame events, but idk, it just doesn't really work for me. like as its own standalone story, I'm really enjoying it, but in the broader scope of v's life, it's just... too much.
i think if i do another full playthrough, i would actually save PL for the very end right, before meeting hanako at embers. it feels more like a super extreme, drastic last resort that really only works for me as one final attempt to save V's life before heading to mikoshi. it's just so jarring going from rescuing the president of NUSA from some big scary war machine thing to helping panam get her truck back
very much a ymmv situation, though, i'm sure, so don't take this as any attempt at an objective review or whatever.
also i can't believe im saying this because i felt the exact opposite when i first played the game two years ago, but i am so put off by fem V's voice-acting now. like i wanna find a silent protag mod or something because she just does not sound like valerie to me at all and it's low-key driving me nuts lmao
anyway, shower time and then making some tea and hopping back in
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cybermeep · 2 months
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something i remember mentioning in a draft, although not sure as to if i ever said it aloud; whenever i wear my doc martens, i have a crippling fear they’ll cut into my achilles heel and leave me unable to move.. now, i know in actuality you might just have slight motion problems, not be left immobile, but its always been a prevalent fear. ive been afraid of being cut around that area for.. years, now. below the cut (hah) is uh. some stuff mentioning the wound and personal things. sort of just depressing.
…when i wore my black pair of doc martens recently, even with thick socks, i remember they hurt. the black pair is likely to be a bit too small. i remember getting home and my achilles tendon feeling absolutely awful. i take off my sock to see, oh wow, two injuries! IN THE AREA! suffice to say i freaked out.
now, imagine you’re wearing a regular pair, one not too small— your arm is fucked up, (im just being honest here, if you want me to lie to the like, two people that read these, i don’t see the point.) in emotional pain, cried uncomfortably earlier in the day, and now are home. taking them off.
..a pool of blood had formed and soaked up into one of my socks, i bled so much from the area. i wasn’t even aware, but after figuring it out i was afraid. i now have a bandage on the area. i feel overwhelming uncomfortable in my own body. i dont like feeling the pulsing of a wound; it disturbs me.
now here i sit, arm scraped and heel uncomfortably vulnerable. i puked, and i still went and got up. it wasnt worth it.
as i walked by the wetlands near my house, i felt myself tear up at a memory. of a time when i was naïve and simply wanted to do new things; of the time i collected mushrooms in the pouring rain, marveled at vernal pools. i checked my mailbox; the spiders were nowhere to be found. i saw a roly poly while i was unlocking my front door; i looked above me and saw the long squished carcass of a bug, its blood green. i felt myself shake as i looked away from it and fumbled to find my keys.
i think about the small area i was in, the one next to the cafeteria with a small bench. i remember starting to tear up at the realization i was uncomfortably nothing in my seat, turning away as to at least somewhat hide my tears, to then have a teacher ask me if i was okay. i said i was fine; i just wanted to leave. i didn’t want to be seen crying—i dislike having people see me in emotional distress in that way.
sitting in there reminded me of the last time i was in that place, which seemed to make me feel even worse and cry just a bit harder. eventually i was able to compose myself and was able to get a small drink. i then got a friend a drink for her friend, as she was dehydrated.
as i sit here, in my bed, awaiting a bureaucratic lady to come stop by, i feel the following statement ring as true to an uncomfortable degree;
i am physically, emotionally, and mentally at my fucking limit.
….i will be fine, by all accounts. like ive mentioned before, i don’t die easily. its just.. jarring, to realize. even now i don’t have the ability to sit in the solace of my own room and cry, as she’ll be here any second and most certainly will wonder about my tears. It feels as if im stuck in some box i wasn’t aware i was inside of.
i want to go home, but i am home.
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axolozzy · 5 months
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my friends said my room is very autistic so i’m making a post about all the silly autistic things in my room because i’m bored
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first we have the three tumblr sexyman (and spamton showing his whole spamussy. sorry about that)
yes my walls are green screen color because my 13 year old self was obsessed with lime green and i still am
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next we have garfield who watches me sleep. very silly. and also Rubik’s cubes because i’m autistic
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this fucking thing
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gay gay canada gay
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my cousin kept beating up my minecraft bee with a hammer last night >:( also yeah there’s a whole ass blanket nest on my floor we were silly last night
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speaking of last night, my friends threw my rubber banana behind my bed!!! what the fuck!!! i can’t get it out cuz there’s a shit ton of spiders under there!!! fuck!!!
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gay 🌈
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spot sitting on my shelf :) very cool
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we can’t forget about my spamton carcass jar. spamton fucking DIED. there’s are his ashes. pay respect and donate all of your kromer or else
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star box i made in ceramics kinda inspired by tawog end credits
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ALPHYS!!!
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i made william tawog last year but the rubber band broke and his wings fell off that’s so fuckign sad im sorry william
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this realistic snake i use to scare people sometimes 🐍🐍🐍
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what the fuck is this i don’t know what the fuck this is my sister gave it to me i’m scared
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this is my stick wizard staff
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MY JEVIL!!!! last year i made a jevil bobble head in ceramics and i never posted it anywhere so here’s my silly jevil!!!! and wiggly i got from etsy
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erm. what the scallop (creepy spongebob creepy eyes they stare into your soul)
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monkey i got in spain!!! i forgot what that place was called but it was a huge mountain with lots of monkeys and it was very cool!! :DDD i wanna go back it was so fun
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my friends call this the autism shelf
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MR SMALL!!!! I SPENT OVER 100 DOLLARS FOR THIS ON ETSY BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!! MY FAVORITE THING EVER FR!! :D
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ZEPHYR!!!
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last but not least, here’s me with snakes 🐍🐍 i love snakes 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 so silly
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callmemana · 1 year
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Arms May Be Wide Open, But The Brain Cells Aren’t There: #35
Dragon: pack your shit. We’re needed for a mission in Austr-
Lucky: uh that might be a problem bc I’m banned from Australia.
Birdie: wow, how embarrassing. Couldn’t be me.
Dragon: actually we’re going to Austria so it doesn’t matter.
Birdie: wait but I’m kinda banned from Austria.
Lucky: wait, what did you do to get banned from Austria?
Birdie: what did you do to get banned from Australia????
Dragon: I hate you both.
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Bob: why the h*ck am I so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for small amounts of ice cream?
Jake: why did you censor the work ‘heck’?
Bob: bc it’s a fucking bad word.
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Lucky: it costs $400 to go see a therapist, it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.
Cinco: *softly* no…
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Birdie: I have a question.
Slider: Shoot, kid.
Birdie: in the word scent is it the s or the c that’s silent?
Slider: fuck you. Im going to be thinking about this all day long.
Ice: okay, we’ll cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’d say the S.
Birdie: but sent is pronounced the same way.
Slider: okay, Google says the c was added in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.
Bob: plot twist, both the s and c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound.
Ice: Bob isn’t allowed to talk anymore.
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Spicy: *lying face-down on the bed*
Rooster: hey Gracie, are you okay?
Spicy: *muffled* I just need a bit of a break from everything… including existing.
Rooster: alright, if that’s what you want.
Rooster: *plops face-down on the bed next to Spicy*
Spicy: *looks up in confusion* what are you doing?
Rooster: *looks up at Spicy* I’m taking a break from existing with you :)
Spicy: *smiling softly* thank you B :)
[both of them lay face down in silence until Spicy feels better]
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Bob: *is away on a mission*
Birdie: *talking to Ozzy* I just miss Bo. Halloween was, like kind of our thing. Every year, we would dress up in cow onesies and egg Cyclone’s house…
Cyclone: that was you?!!
Birdie: Cyclone, please. We’re having a private conversation.
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[bob, bird, and roos on an undercover mission]
Rooster: *through the coms* I need you two to argue and pretend to hate each other until they leave.
Birdie: *through coms* what?
Bob: *through coms* why?
Rooster: *through coms* do it, it’s for a distraction.
Birdie: *to Bob* you are too awesome and smart! It’s frustrating!
Bob: me?! You are the- you are the most beautiful girl in the world!
Birdie: *pouts*
Rooster: *on a sigh, through the coms* why… why did that offend her?
Bob: *through the coms* I usually say ‘in the universe’.
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Mouse: how do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I’ve been exhausted ever since.
Lucky: you need to learn to hate life to the point where you want revenge on existence itself.
The rest of the daggers: …
Birdie: *furiously taking notes*
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[family game night, playing scrabble]
Mouse: I will put down ‘a’ to make ‘a’
Lucky: I will add to your ‘a’ to make ‘at’
Birdie: I will add to your ‘at’ to make ‘rat’
Bob: I will add to your ‘rat’ to make ‘biostratigraphic’
Hangman: *flips table*
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Halo: you should treat spiders the same way you’d want to be treated.
Lucky: killed without hesitation.
Cinco: thrown out the window.
Spicy: screamed at.
Halo: no.
Mouse: left alone in the corner to sit in misery.
Phoenix: trapped in a jar to suffocate.
Birdie: drowned.
Halo: No!
Ice: Dragon, Whiskey, your kids are doing it again!
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vergilberg · 1 year
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for real, idk if it's just me being 20 or what - even tho its not a LOT of time - but there is something so fucking jarring looking back at CACW and knowing that peter is a 14 year old kid and having to watch tony like . basically enlist him in helping him fight against a bunch of much more experienced superheroes. like, the movie even says peter's only been spider-man / bitten by the spider for SIX MONTHS !!!! which i assume means he had JUST turned 14 when he got bitten too. SO LIKE ... TONY .... WHY are u bringing an unexperienced CHILD onto a BATTLEFIELD where he could FULLY JUST DIEEEEEEEEE!!!! and thats not even taking into account how im pretty sure peter and tony both lied to aunt may about what they were up to, so its like ..... TONYYYYYYYYYYY .... USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINNNNNNNNNNN
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