Customer: capitalism is a blessing. It's what provides us with everything in this store, and the market decides the correct prices for everything based on how we value it. It may not be perfect, but it's truly a great system.

Me: your capitalist utopia just charged you 50 dollars for some box dinners.

Good morning!!! I love you :3

I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' horses omnivorous

lps flash games from the old site

The magic of a scorching summer evening

Ok so I take sertraline (generic zoloft) and I decided to look through the zoloft tag on Tumblr for shits n giggles.

Let me tell you. When I first started this medication, I was told by my doctor and every friend who had ever tried it that the medication makes you drowsy, and you should take it before going to bed. When I started taking the smallest possible dose and found myself experiencing horrible nightmares, brain zaps, muscle spasms, and an inability to sit still and sleep for even an hour, I thought something was terribly wrong with me. Started taking it in the morning and nearly every side effect went away. It almost gave me a welcome boost to my mornings. The Tumblr tag seems to express this exact same sentiment. Why the fuck was I told that the medication would make me drowsy?

i did my best to include lots of birds. sorry if i missed your favorite or miscategorized it! i am no bird expert

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

"oh you're back! You haven't posted in a while"

yeah cuz I finally got a day off

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

Some of the Achievement Icons for the Hellroaring Mountain DLC!

*gets a demon exercised out of me*

*realizes in hindsight that the demon was not actually good or evil but an aspect of the human experience, untethered by morals and therefore ostracized by others*

Eat The Gods

Home alone feeling like David alone on the Prometheus