like a damn sociopath | lando norris x fem! reader
summary; in which fans finally connect the dots between y/n’s newest release and lando’s caption
fc; olivia rodrigo
warnings; cursing
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
note; requested !
masterlist !
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yourusername: good 4 u out nowwww! just wanna say thank you soo much to the man made me write my favorite song 😁💜
username: mother is mothering once again
username: AHHHHH
conangray: and FUCK that man
yourusername: SO TRUE BESTIE
username: since when tf has she been in a relationship
username: she had a whole secret relationship and a secret breakup waitttt
username: ALREADY STREAMINGGG
username: damn who hurt her?
username: “now you can be a better man for your better girl” WHO HURT U MY QUEEN
username: “i’ve lost my mind… but you’re so unaffected… but i guess good for you” she ate w this fr
username: lily muni he liked? maybe her ex is a driver ??
username: LMAOO no.
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landonorris: i’m doing great out here without you, like a damn sociopath 🤷♂️
username: wait…. isn’t that y/n’s newest single ?
username: not lando quoting mother
oscarpiastri: mate…
username: ijbol i can hear his disappointment 😭
username: wtf do u know piastri.
username: THESE PICS ATEEEE
username: WOAH
username: the good 4 u lyrics 🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 why u quoting y/n
username: he looks good asf here tho
alex_albon: ….nice
username: ALBON U TOO WHAT DO YOU KNOW???
username: alex and oscar commenting like they whats up🤨
username: pls share w the class 🤗🤗
alex_albon: no !
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; not him staring while i took this] [caption 2; i mean good 4 u but i’m in my party girl era now]
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; well!] [caption 2; at least i look good lol]
conangray replied to your story !
conangray girl…. i know that’s now who i think it is🤕
yourusername well don’t think !
conangray WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL PLOT OF THE MOVIE?🤬
yourusername he may or may not have been at the same club as me 2 wks ago
yourusername and he may or may not have drunkenly confessed how he regretted how he treated me and that the girl was just a rebound to forget me
yourusername and i may or may not have drunkenly agreed to a date, then soberly agreed to multiple more…😹😹
conangray oh bitch you’re down BAD😕
yourusername he’s treating me better now tho☹️
conangray taking him back after writing good 4 u? we lost her ladies and gentlemen 🫡
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yourusername: guess writing a song abt your ex makes him realize he should’ve treated you better and now he takes you out on the picnic dates you’ve always wanted , like a damn sociopath 🤓
tagged; landonorris
username: WHATTHE FUCK
conangray: ou girl
yourusername: stop😣😣
landonorris: i was a sociopath for doing u dirty
yourusername: u did me SO dirty but ig the flowers n the picnic dates are slowly making up for it🙄🙄🙄
landonorris: sorry, my love 😞🌷
username: omg oomf was right
username: wait but i kinda like them together
username: girllll u write good 4 u only to get back w the same man
lilymhe: ……
yourusername: THIS MEANS I CAN GO TO THE PADDOCK AGAIN AND SEE U
lilymhe: YESSSSS🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳
username: i did nawt expect this what
username: my fave singer dating my fave driver wtf is thisss😭😭
username: they ate tho
username: whatta fine couple tbh
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feather , part 25
“ not caring where you are tonight ”
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lhughes_06
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lhughes_06 i got you blocked after this, an afterthought 🎶
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markestapa YOU BLOCKED OUR SWEET AMAZING LIL DRIZZY??
→ lhughes_06 NO DUMBASS
→ markestapa HUH??
→ markestapa OHHHHHHH
→ lhughes_06 🙄🙄
yourusername hey that’s me!
→ lhughes_06 it’s you ☺️
yourusername also THE SABRINA CARPENTER REFERENCE??? i’ve taught you well
→ lhughes_06 yes you have
username24 the way luke is so blatantly professing his love
username48 i was a dryshughes supporter from the start 💪💪
trevorzegras atta boy
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_quinnhughes fucking finally
→ lhughes_06 be quiet
dylanduke25 only took you 100,000,000, years
→ lhughes_06 did not
→ dylanduke25 did too
→ lhughes_06 liar
→ dylanduke25 truther
username38 oh so is that other girl finally gone
username79 y’all when i tell you i have the DRAMA
→ username64 don’t be shy share with the class
→ username79 apparently luke blocked her months ago but she keeps harassing the drysdales 🤷♀️
→ username22 the attention seeking is crazy ig
rutgermcgroarty fruity ass caption
→ lhughes_06 fuck off 🙄
→ rutgermcgroarty 🍏🍎🍐🍉🍇🍊🍓🍋🫐
mackie.samo did my pep talks finally get to you
→ lhughes_06 barely even pep talks but whatever helps you sleep at night
edwards.73 did bro finally do what i think he did
→ markestapa just found out he didn’t what a pussy
→ lhughes_06 I WILL I WILL just not rn 😔
jackhughes moosey grew some balls did he?
→ lhughes_06 stfu im telling on u
→ jackhughes was gonna say i’m proud but ig not
username40 other girl is out of the picture now
→ username59 she was never in the picture sweetie
username37 wait so was luke fr just fucking around w miss girl
→ username8 they probably jus hung out a few times but i don’t think they went that far
→ username13 but the smoochie smoochie posts????
→ username29 we’re all too deep in the dryshughes lore
jamie.drysdale yeah you better have blocked her
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→ username66 protective jamie 🥹🥹
_alexturcotte AYEEE LUKEY BOY
adamfantilli YO????
username14 ITS FINALLY HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM EVERYONE STAY FUCKING CALM
yourusername
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yourusername ridin in a getaway car 🚇
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trevorzegras is that not a fucking subway emoji in the caption of a post quoting our lord and savior taylor swift except the post is also in a FUCKING SUBWAY STATION
→ yourusername did not think this would evoke so much emotion from you trev
→ trevorzegras you used getaway car but it’s practically a damn train.
→ yourusername IM SORRYYY
→ jackhughes the paragraph…
luca.fantilli the yankees hat.
→ yourusername what r u gonna do abt it 🤨
→ luca.fantilli dont play w me 😒😒😒
_quinnhughes is that where u two went
→ username76 “u two” WHO
→ colecaufield was it a date 😱
→ yourusername it was not a date 🙅♀️🙅♀️
username71 oh my god is this what love feels like
→ username43 ask luke he can confirm (probably)
username9 body goals ahhhhh
markestapa stay safe on subways bc there’s a criminal minds episode where someone got killed in a subway station
→ yourusername bro that was like season 3??? it literally came out when we were KIDS
→ markestapa IT WAS A TERRORIST GROUP
→ yourusername oh my god you’re insane
→ markestapa if you die in a subway station just know i was right
jamie.drysdale who bought that drink bc ik it wasn’t u
→ yourusername how do u know
→ jamie.drysdale i can still see your credit card history
→ yourusername STOP.
→ lhughes_06 i bought it
→ jamie.drysdale such a gentleman lukey boy
rutgermcgroarty i do not understand your obsession with green-colored drinks
→ yourusername this is a judgement free zone
→ rutgermcgroarty ✌️🤙✊
lhughes_06 solid pics
→ yourusername appreciate the compliment that was definitely meant for me
→ lhughes_06 but i mean that photographer just seems to be super talented
→ yourusername mhm!
→ lhughes_06 and super cute too
→ yourusername oh!! well!!!
→ lhughes_06 just overall a great person
→ yourusername ofc ofc!!!!
→ markestapa goddamn just say you’re fucking
username26 mother is mothering
username19 WHERE IS THE TOTE BAG FROMMM
username57 the outfit is so good!!
username65 i swear luke is putting his heart out on the line ready to risk it ALL
→ username31 i meannn i would do it too
edwards.73 you’re either real fuckin oblivious or real fuckin evil
→ yourusername maybe a little bit of both 🤫
dylanduke25 i swear to god if neither of you make a move i will do it for you
→ yourusername aw you’re no fun duker
→ dylanduke25 you’re killing me here
_alexturcotte i’m so damn invested in this relationship i’ve spent literal dollars on you two
→ yourusername LMAOOO
→ yourusername it’s okay tho ur rich
→ _alexturcotte is that all u see me as 😐
→ yourusername my rich, loving, amazing, kind, generous, honorary brother 🤗🤗
→ _alexturcotte there we go
→ jamie.drysdale i feel like i’m being disowned and replaced here 😕
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i’m really milking it here w the luke being a simp but it’s okay because we love that do we not?? BUT THEY’RE NOT DATING YET
and that last jamie reply.. i just realized that’s basically what just happened with the trade but uh! it’s okay bc he’s happy
fairly short chap but i hope you enjoy it all the same
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