Give Dionysus Potatoes

❤️Love❤️ all my Dionysus lovers and fellow practitioners, and honor them as you may with grapes that's awesome...

But grapes are overrated.

Yeah yeah, grapes make wine, prefect, but give this man some hops! Give this intoxicated god some barley, give them sugar cane for their rum! Give them potatoes for their vodka!

Give Dionysus a bit of coke for a mixer, a bottle opener in his name.

So this is a comic I’ve wanted to do for a long time because it hits fairly close to home for me, but especially because I think this is foundational to Phoenix and Edgeworth’s relationship: trust. Throughout the games we see that they push and pull one another to get to the bottom of a situation, to discover the truth and do what’s right, even when it’s difficult. While obviously not canon, to me their relationship is so emblematic of kink it’s nearly unavoidable in my depictions of them--Edgeworth may always seem to be the ultimate string pulling master with a thousand tricks up his sleeve, but none of this could happen if he did not totally relinquish control via his unwavering trust in Phoenix.

Say kill

Say died

Say suicide

Say rape

Please. I am begging you say the actual words. Cause I am so tired of this tiktok shit leaking into actual peoples' lexicon. Say the actual words. They will not burn your tongue. The cops aren't going to come busting down your door for saying it.

Going out of your way to censor these words only makes light of the serious topics they're involved with. So if you're going to talk about it say the actual fucking word.

i have a headache and a sweet tea so i'm ready to fight the universe again

michaelwave

put tje man in there

( sorry it's been quiet. i haven't really felt motivated to be here at all. maybe i will eventually though! but right now i'm busy being autistic about John Steinbeck novels so i think i'll continue to do that instead. hope everyone is well tho )

Week 3/52: January 16th - January 22nd 2023 | 多肉葡萄 🍇

Tired from working a lot lately but I know it’s only going to get worse. Just trying to focus on making dough and getting as much rest as i possibly can. Despite all the weird cards I have been dealt with lately I am doing ok for the most part. Angela came by my mobile right after my shift on Tues to drop off some hair care and skincare and candy she bought me... thank you!!! Got bbt (fleshy grapes) from Suntea because it was near my high school that I was working at this week LMAO. Yums!

if this fic reads as insane it is because i am currently on the second box of nerds and am showing no signs of stopping

i am sick of having nightmares of being r*ped again nearly every night. i don't want to have to feel my stepfather's disgusting body pressed against my own ever again, even if it's not real. i wake up feeling disgusting and sweaty.. gross..

haven't posted my own stuff in ages; here's a diluc sketch i colored tonight on a whim :)

AHEM i have written a (dumbass) poem it's name is:

I HAVE IBS

Raisins in a bun

Like spots on a sun

Amongst bright fluff an umbrous mass

Take one in

And soon, too, you'll begin

To expel out flaming hot, copious gas

THANK YOU goodnight muah muah

i think soju is becoming my favourite alcohol as of now!

Maybe it is just monday mindset

i think dark academia should actually include coding. idgaf if it's not kafkaesque or whatever, coding makes me feel like an evil wizard who is committing several crimes against humanity and loving every minute of it. it is dark academia. to me.

it must be nice to live without the knowledge that you're family is disgusted by you. or they would be if I wasn't constantly lying to them

but they can tell I know they do

and it's especially awesome when you do take a chance and confide and they look for every opportunity to remind you that you're disgusting

i really wish that dming a mod on a discord server didn't make me so anxious that my hands shake and i start sweating but, alas, these are the cards i was dealt.