Remember this???
Remember The binding of Isaac???
Well, I have. Come to curse yall.
With this wretched fckn thing I've done
Enjoy.
Monstero
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rereading City Divided again and I gave Dave the fUNNIEST possible trait of "everyone wants to fuck him"
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happy brumaire the third day of the pear to the pear king himself louis philippe
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nonono you don't understand it's a canon event i need to fuck your mom or this universe will implode no trust me dude it's in all our backstories it's just a touchy subject c'mon it's a professional procedure very above board dude you're being very selfish rn everyone is going to die cause you won't let me fuck your mom grow up
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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men
i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree
i have long accepted that i am weird
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The childhood friends AU of all time
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assign your mutuals a vibe
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