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Dead Three dress code:
Myrkulite: Full body black robe with a deep hood; white accents, skull mask, all exposed flesh must be painted black. (Wear armour under the robes for protection, but don't let anybody know you're scared of getting stabbed - it will ruin the mystique and Myrkul has a reputation to uphold)
Bhaalist: Full body black robe with a deep hood; violet accents; black veil over face; no exposed flesh - we want the robes to look empty. Don't forget your ceremonial dagger for the human sacrifice.
Banite: *multi-paragraph dress code with torture and disfigurement for breaking the rules*
Suffice to say there are sometimes black robes involved, but Bane has ruined a perfectly good theme we had going on. It could've been black with red accents! Bane usually prefers red, but the sashes may also be purple or orange because the ranks are colour coded!
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If we don't see dnf snuggling and cuddling in the bg of the new Mr Beast video what was the fucking point
#also if l*gan p*ul wins#I'll kill him#anyways#dreamnotfound#dnf#we gotta help them get higher up on the ships this year
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More dua pics!!
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hi! just came from your twitter cause with your recent tweets i thought i’d recommend the leftovers if you’re into a main character who cries and moans and is deeply pathetic. if you want some examples there are videos on youtube under ‘the leftovers kevin crying’ 🫡
IM SRY I NEVER CHECK MY INBOX HERE BUT BLESS what an absolute bitch of a man gd
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Gotta say this quick: Jim, if that preview is full context I'm going to beat your ass
#moonlight chicken#ain't no way he's finally out here letting wen in#WHERE LI MING CAN SEE#just to say 'don't be gay'#i'll kill him#like is it his own issues being projected? absolutely#but if his mom is rolling up he needs adult support and if the only one is going to be WEN#then fuck off
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anyway. ignoring every single fucked up thing that just happened and directing all my horror and anger and insanity at palamedes for having spent twelve years being in love with dulcinea. how dare he. that's literally gideon's girl how dare you steal her. before gideon met her.
#HE ASKED HER TO MARRY HIM???????????????????/#the audacity#i'll kill him#i'll kill him right now#tlt
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eating him whole he's my biiiig n lanky stupid bf<3
#₊˚ପ⊹ soliloquy .ᐟ#popped the screencaps into my editor#so his eyeliner stands out#i sat in his lap and did his eyeliner for him btw!#& i told him if he comes home with it smudged#i'll kill him#he said okayyy<33#i love him sooo very much
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niall sharing his #thoughts on football is always like
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for someone whose best personality trait is the fact carragher likes him he sure does talk a lot of shit
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Me running to kill the guy who stole my food...
#levi attack on titan#levi heichou#aot anime#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#levi ackerman#snk#food and drink#food is life#food#stop#thief#i want food#come back please#you are dead#i'll kill him
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Torture😣💔🩸
"you are a destroyer of lives, I hate you with all my strength "
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Half of my closet is louis merch, I want the other half to be 28OP.. please ask him again and maybe threaten him nicely.
well, same.
i might ask him again if we don't hear anything related to 28op by june 25.
#a day before the vancouver show so i'll bring a sign (probably the same one i still have it)#no but imagine if he announces it on the day of the vancouver show#hahjhhasha#i'll kill him
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There was a baby in the Batcave.
There was a baby in the Batcave.
There was a glowing, white haired, Lazarus green eyed baby floating in the freaking Batcave!
A baby that was currently wearing a superhero themed footy pajamas and making tiny circles in the air as they coo and make spit bubbles.
A baby Cass had found while on patrol... in Hong Kong before suddenly and somehow appearing in Gotham. In the Batcave.
Along with them, sitting innocently on the batcomputer chair was a baby bag (themed after Black Bat somehow) full of everything a baby needed a glowing green sticky note with purple handwriting on it.
'Cassandra Cain
Take care of our little Ghostling. Everything will make sense in due time.
P.S Daniel enjoys the stars.
-CW'
By the time Bruce finished reading the note aloud, Cass had manged to get a hold of the baby who was making happy noises and patting her cheek.
And a second later a blinding light overtook the baby and once the light was gone, the baby now had black hair and bright blue eyes.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#baby!danny#behold an adorable prompt#why because yes#also im bired and we need more baby danny stuff#do i want Cass in this AU to take care of Danny yes#let Cass be mom#Cass is going to sign the Brooklyn 99 meme#'ive only had Danny for a day and half but if anything happens to him. I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself'#that meme
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i think a lot about how in Blood of Olympus, Nico was supposed to be sentenced to death as a traitor by the Romans alongside Reyna, and how he was just 100% ready to throw down with Michael Kahale (who is like, twice his height and weight) if Reyna gave him the word. By the end of their quest Nico was really just ready to start biting people if Reyna asked him to and gave absolutely zero shits about potentially dying.
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#by the end of BoO Reyna had gained a new pegasus a new best friend and a new dog#the new dog and new best friend are both nico#Nico became ride or die for Reyna IMMEDIATELY#nico was killing and maiming and ready to do it again for Reyna#Michael Kahale: so you're supposed to be sentenced to death as traitors | Nico: GIVE ME THE WORD REYNA I'LL KILL HIM
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Not this little boy telling judith her mom abandoned her !!!!!!!!
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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks
(I gave Silver one too :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part#characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god#jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments#like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch#deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression#SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me#though we all know the real highlight#the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname#2) he almost certainly gave it to himself#3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol#epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look#deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about#also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean#deuce: i challenge you to a children's game#black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept#meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts#we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll#so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event#anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!
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