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Okay, I cannot be the only person who'd fuck Epic: The Musical's Poseidon. Right?
LIKE
LOOK AT HIM
I'D LET HIM DO THINGS TO ME THAT ARE INDESCRIBABLE!
#epic the musical#poseidon#I'd let him fuck me#epic the ocean saga#he's too sexy#sexy greek god#like honestly#i would let him do unspeakable things to me
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i just wanna bite
#misha collins#I'd fuck him#I'd let him fuck me#im sorry to everyone who doesn't follow me for jenmish content
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there are a lot of posts out there that are positive and healthy coping mechanisms for handling the holidays. this is not one of them :)
i think there's like. going to be times in your life you will be stuck in a social situation that you cannot escape from gracefully. i do not know why the internet doesn't believe these times exist. it's not always just that your physical safety is at risk - sometimes it's legit like "i just don't currently have the energy or time to put in the effort of responding to this." sometimes it's a coworker you hate so much. sometimes it's just like, fine, you know? like you know you can handle your aunt when she's cheerily horrible, but if you actually set a boundary around her, it's going to be weeks of fallout with your father.
i don't know why people think the answer is always just "cut them out!" or "don't let them get away with that!" because ... the real world is tricky and complicated. i think kind of a lot of us have an internal "radiation poisoning" meter for certain people. like - i'm talking about the ones who are absolutely giving you gradual ick damage. like, you can handle them, but you'll be exhausted.
and yes. you absolutely should listen to your therapist and the good posts about handling others and set good boundaries and take care of yourself. prioritize peace.
HOWEVER :) ...... since im often in a situation with a Gradual Sense of Ick person i cannot just "cut out" of my life (without losing someone else precious to me) - i have sort of developed the most. maladaptive form of mischief possible. because like, if i'm going to have to listen to this shit again, i like to have a little bit of private fun with it.
now! again, i am physically safe, just mentally drained by this man. you should only do this with people you are not in danger with. which leads me to my suggestions for when your Unfortunate Acquaintance shows up and says oh everyone pay attention to me.
my favorite word is "maybe!" said as brightly and happily as possible. whenever the Horrible Person starts in on a topic you do not want to go further with, particularly if they make a claim that you know to be inaccurate, do not respond to it. you and i have both tried to actually argue with this person, and it hasn't gone well, because this person just wants the drama of an argument. however, "maybe!" gives them literally nothing to go on. it is incredibly disarming. they are used to people having some response. they know they can't prove what they're saying, and maybe! treats them like the child they are. it dismisses them in the politest way possible.
i like to say maybe! and then, in their stunned silence, immediately change the subject. this is because i have adhd and i will have something unrelated to talk about, but if you can't think of topics fast enough, i recommend just pointing to something and saying, "isn't that lovely?" because fuck you let's bring in some positivity.
by the way. that second trick - of pointing to something and stating an opinion about it? - that just works on its own, like, 70% of the time. i picked it up from teaching preschoolers. it's an intentional "redirect". it stops children crying and it also stops grown adults from finishing their explanation on why women belong in kitchens. dual wielding!
keep it silly for yourself. i absolutely do not care if people think i'm fucking stupid (it's more fun if they do) and as a result i will purposefully misunderstand things just to see how long it takes them to realize i've completely removed them from the subject at hand. when they say "women aren't funny" i get to be like. "which women." "all women." "all women in america?" "no in the world." "like the mole people? the people in the world?" "what? no. like, alive." "oh are we not counting the mole people?" "what the fuck are you talking about." "you don't believe in the mole people?"
similarly, i play a personal game called "one up me." my Evil Acquaintance literally knows this game exists (my family & friends caught onto it and now also play it) and it always fucking gets him. i don't know why. you have to be willing to be a little free-spirited on this one, though. the trick is that when they make one of those horrible little bigoted or annoying comments they are always making, you need to go one unit weirder. not more intense, mind you - just more weird. "you don't look good in that dress." "yeah, actually, my other dress was covered in squid ink due to a mishap at the soup store." "you shouldn't wear such revealing clothes." "wait, what? oh shit. sorry, your son tears off strips when no one is looking and eats them. i swear it was longer before we left the building."
the point of "one up me" is to completely upend this person's narrative. we both know this person likes setting up situations where you cannot "win" and then they really like telling other people how badly you handled it. in a usual situation, if you respond "please don't say something that rude", you're a bitch. but if you let it happen, you're letting yourself be debased. they are not usually expecting door number three: unflappably odd. because what are they going to say when they're telling everyone how badly you behaved? "she said my son eats her dresses" ".... okay?"
if you can, form an allyship with someone whomst you can tagteam with. where they can pick up on your weird "soup store" story and run with it.
the following phrase is amazing and can be deployed for any situation: "oh, be nice :) it's the holidays!" i do not know why this works as often as it does. i'll say it for the most random shit. i think this is bc most of the time these people know they're being impolite, they just like to fight.
godbless. when in doubt, remember that you could always start stealing their pens.
the whole point of this is - if you can't escape. maybe see how long you can just be. like. a horrible little menace.
#this is objectively bad advice#don't listen to it protect yourself and do real work on yourself find one of the good posts i've made about this#but also. u know. if u want to have fun while u do the work of setting boundaries#.... it IS fun#i will say that my fear of him went SO down after i just started. fucking with him.#bc i used to get SO fucking upset#i'd spend WEEKS arguing with him. tearing my hair out. sick with anxiety and dread and anger about all of it#and now i just LITERALLY do not engage#instead i'm like '' haha :) mole people" and get the HELL out of any tense conversation#i kind of think some of these people are literally addicted to drama as a form of connection#they like the rush they get from arguing#but those arguments are incredibly damaging for me#so like..... i am in the process of literally rehabilitating this person to figure out how to find connection thru#NORMAL CONVERSATION#he doesn't get it yet#i also do talk to them like they're preschool kids lmafo . ''are you using a safe and kind voice right now?''#'' do you need a snackie? you sound a little upset. let's have some hummus and come back to playtime when we feel ready''
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"Anything you want." Sir, I made a puddle, and I'm swimming in it. I had to take a step outside and let the cold air hit my face before my uterus burns through my body. Thanks.
#I'm literally going fucking INSANE#I'd let him do the nastiest things to me#god bless america yeehawwwwwwe#insaaaaaneeeeeeee#warren kole#phillip graves#cod#call of duty#mw2#mw3#phillip graves smut#phillip graves x reader#phillip graves x you#cod smut#cod x reader#cod x you#captain price#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#könig
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I'm sobbing and clawing at the screen begging Larian to just let my Tav give more hugs because so many of these characters need it.
WIP cause this is getting colours, I just like how the lines look
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#bg3 astarion#my tav#sharky's tav#she's a tiefling bard#also surprise! I'm not dead#Baldur's Gate just has me by the throat and it's not letting me tap out until I see the end credits#there's a new tattoo on my brain next to the Mass Effect one#I'm hopefully gonna do a 'BG3 characters get the hugs they deserve' series#Astarion was obviously first because. yeah.#Rolan's likely next cause I'm fucking gone on him too love him would kill and die for him would rip the heavens and hells apart for him#If Astarion hadn't swooped in and snatched my heart first I'd be real pissed that Rolan wasn't romanceable because hhhhhh#sharky art#tav: ember#oc: ember
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LRB but I'm replaying BG3 and Gale being on the knife's edge of Wholesome/"Dirty" is what makes him soo interesting to me. Like this is a man who, in two different versions of the same scene, can either sweetly and gently make love to your tav in a typical setting which transitions to a tasteful fade-to-black, or brings your tav's spirit along for a transcendent experience where he literally duplicates part of himself so he can have more parts to touch their parts in some crazy astral-soup sky world. And both are treated like valid expressions of his love!! Like the range they allowed him to express, he's not one or the other, he's both
#sorry it's 4 in the morning and i literally don't think I've ever encountered a character like Gale Dekarios#so i'm not articulating this as coherently as I'd like but you get the idea#there's other examples not relating to his romance throughout the game but his romance is what strikes me most#i think it's also why a lot of Hozier songs fit really well with him#it's that “my love for you is so powerful that it transcends words so we fuck nasty style” vibe#bg3#marie speaks#gale of waterdeep#edit: not me spotting a typo after this post has already circulated....#i meant LRB as in “last reblog” and not LBR as in “let's be real” 💀
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Sugary Sweet: Post Prison!Kazutora x Fem Reader
♡ NSFW, praise, overstimulation, Kazutora is outta prison and has an oral fixation ♡
note: short little fic because I was having some Kazutora brainrot and needed to write immediately
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You didn't plan on staying home all day, but you should've known you wouldn't be able to go anywhere. Not with Kazutora around, and especially not with him between your legs. His calloused hands gripped your soft thighs, holding your legs back. Tongue rolling over your clit as he slurped up your juices.
You met while he was working at the pet shop and he was immediately attracted to you. You two made it official after a month of going out and you became his favorite treat after the first time he ate you out. He was obsessed with the way you tasted and thought you tasted sweeter than any candy he's ever had in his life. He could stay between your legs for hours on end, even when you were whining and overstimulated.
His thumbs rubbed circles into your thighs as he left sloppy kisses on your clit. He pulled away for a moment and looked up, his pretty golden eyes staring at you, watching as your chest slowly rose and fell. Tears forming on your lash line from the sensitivity of your clit. You were overstimulated, but Tora knew better than to stop. He knew how much you liked him overstimulating you, being greedy and not stopping until he was satisfied.
"You always look so beautiful from this angle baby. I could eat this pretty pussy all day~"
He licked your remaining juices off his lips and dived in for more, letting go of your thighs in exchange for grabbing your hips. You immediately pressed his head between your thighs, but that wouldn't make a difference. He still lapped at your cunt like a starved man, desperate to savour the sweetness of it.
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Tagging @arlerts-angel and @i-literally-cant-with-this
#tokyo revengers#kazutora hanemiya#tokyo revengers smut#kazutora smut#kazutora x reader#the things I'd let this man do to me 😫#need to sit on his face so bad#feral for fictional men#why is he so fucking hot#I need him immediately
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now ladies....
#i dont think i'd fuck the ghoul but i would let him treat me like lucy in that one episode. he can beat me and walk me like a dog#what is that type of attraction called#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout tv series#fallout show#fallout series
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Has anyone seen the movie The Dare (2019)?
Can we talk about this fucking SNACK of a man...?
#babbles#god I fucking love him#he's so HOOOTTTT#but he's also emotionally vulnerable#IT'S JASON ALL OVER AGAIIIIN#god the things I'd let him do to me#yet another bug lover#I feel like him and Asa would get along#wish he'd get along between my legs#debating writing for him...#the dare#dominic craven
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ANDREW GARFIELD
in Warren Alfie Baker (his stylist) X Scarosso (NEWS)
#andrew garfield#he's so fucking hot#i can’t talk about what i’m feeling with the second photo#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#the things i'd would let andrew garfield do to me#why is he so cute and so hot at the same time#god i need to [redacted] with him so much#andrew in jeans#warren alfie baker#stylist#scarosso#events#photoshoot#peter parker#spider man#the amazing spider man#tasm#tasm peter parker#tasm peter#andrew peter parker#andrew peter#sincericida
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why is he staring at me like that
I'm not going to complain though
#he either wants to fuck me or murder me#and honestly#i'd let him do either#attack on titan#aot#shingeki no kyojin#levi ackerman#levi aot#captain levi#erwin smith#erwin aot#aot game#a.o.t.2
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Angry and scruffy
#Figuring him out. He's fucking hard to draw!!! But I wanna draw him w his powers#And I also wanna draw him and homelander 👀#Tbh mate I'd be angry all the time if my hair was that much of a mess too#As a brit I can say Karl Urbans accent is hilarious to me and my whole family we find it endearingly bad#At least it isn't American bleeding through that sounds worse. He gets a pass to sound like Michael Caine sometimes I think. I'll let him.#Anyway by the way I love him. I love Billy Butcher with all my stupid gay heart. Don't even doubt that#The boys#the boys amazon#The boys butcher#Billy Butcher#William butcher#fan art#art#sketch#character art
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Kyle "I'm not possessive" Garrick, who would get visibly annoyed, rolling his eyes and all whenever Johnny would give you his jacket or when Simon would make you coffee along with his tea, even with Price going out of his way to walk you to your car because you parked too far away.
Kyle "I'm not possessive" Garrick, who would forget his rank and physically block Price from walking out the door to escort you, "I got this one, sir." scorn dripping from his tone even though he knows that his Captain is only being polite or even arrogantly being sarcastic towards his Lieutenant, "She doesn't like it that way, LT." A clear innuendo hiding behind his words.
Kyle "I'm not possesive" Garrick who would subtly appear in every room you'd step in, always pretending to do something just to be in close proximity to you or perhaps to not let others overstep and steal your attention. "Are you following me, Y/N?" With a smug smirk knowing damn well that it's the other way round.
Kyle "I'm not possesive" Garrick who would fuck you in front of a mirror, his military uniform on and you stripped naked to his mercy ''Made to take my cock-" His words pure heat against the shell of your ear, thrusting his hips faster, his hand moving to grab the base of your throat, fingers settling on your neck like the finest necklace.
“Watch yourself, love. Keep watching me fucking you.'' He'd mumble against your neck before giving your ass a firm smack, trailing his hand up to your jaw to keep your gaze fixed on the man slamming into you with force, keeping one hand on your hip to hold you against him and the other wrapped around your neck to prevent you from shying away from the obscene reflection before you. "Keep your eyes forward, love. This is who you belong to."
"Mine.'' In the midst of every slow, hard, and purposeful thrust that he'd make, this word would escape his mouth, drawing out moans loud enough for anyone within reach to overhear and know.
Kyle "I'm not possesive" Garrick, who would walk into briefing without his hat on, earning weird looks and funny comments from the rest of the team "Lost something on the way, Garrick?" And his reply being you walking in with the hat on, your neck clearly violated by his lips, quietly sitting down because it was either that or him never touching you again. "I believe that's mine" He'd announce nonchalant, before retrieving the hat, his words clearly aimed for something else.
#I'd let him fuck me with the damn hat#kyle gaz garrick#cod#call of duty#kyle gaz garrick smut#kyle gaz garrick x reader#gaz smut#gaz x reader#gaz x you#kyle gaz garrick x you#cod smut#cod x reader#captain price smut#ghost smut#soap smut
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guys hELP
#like thanks for the save but did you have to drag him along the fucking ground like that oh my god#changeman#super sentai#file this under 'practical effect/stunt/prop work that has me screaming at the screen'#the limp tsurugi dummy has come to life and shot me point blank in the head#i cant actually watch it properly i have to cover my face i cant stop laughing#this is in the same league as the 'sasuke falls off bridge' scene in kaku ep15#if they were allowed one fuck i'd let booba say it right here#but SERIOUSLY HAYATE BUDDY lift him OFF the ground why are you dragging him like this
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Honestly Peter/Roger should be way more of a ship imo. I know we barely got to see them interact in Dialtown but you cannot tell me Peter bringing up his wife was looking to spice things up in the bedroom or whatever wasn't a direct attempt to rizz him up that just completely flew over Roger's head (or maybe it didn't and Peter just chickened out. The possibilities are endless. I'm shaking you by the shoulders are you listening to me❓‼️)
#luly talks#dsaf#peter kennedy#roger jones#dialtown#i originally was making a different post just being vague rambling in the tags but then i hit post forgettign I'd hit post limit#and lost it 👎 so now im being straight forward and spewing my gospel 👍#but I'll say it the world of phoney on phoney is so unexplored#this one is so funny to me bc i also do ship jack and roger or rather acknowledge just how badly he wanted that phone#the hater brothers seeing the nicest little guy ever: i want him.#that's the reason why peter won't let roger meet his brother btw territorial beast/JOKE#queued this for nearly 4 am who gives a fuck
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