#I’m sorry Elliott | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving · 13 days

Text

I do this to him every-time, I’m sorry it’s hilarious 🤣

#I’m sorry Elliott #too your doom elliott #my sick sense of humour #sdv elliott #stardrop saloon #sdv gus #sdv emily #sdv farmer #sdv pam #sdv community #sdv Clint #sdv lewis #sdv marnie #stardew valley community #stardew valley #stardew valley elliott

39 notes · View notes

thepie · 6 days

Text

Slightly better Elliott for you guys <3 compared to that watercolour shit thing I drew earlier

458 notes · View notes

capitalisticveins · 11 months

Text

I’m so sorry

Blake and Bestie >>>>>> Elliott and Sunshine

#i used to think Eli and Sunshine were friends since they were kids #but NO #they became friends after Sunshine got into the crash #BUT BLAKE AND BESTIE #IT WAS STATED IN THEIR FIRST AUDIO #THEY’VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THEY WERE CHILDREN #SUCK ON THAT #I’m sorry they’re toxic asf but I have a thing for childhood friends to lovers #also I believe Bestie is a lil twisted in their own way leave me alone #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted elliott #redacted sunshine #redacted blake #redacted dreamer #redacted bestie

99 notes · View notes

icey-wifeyy · 1 year

Text

Lol my farmer packing with the geodes ♪~ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ just a quick sketch before I forget tomorrow lolllll

147 notes · View notes

elliotts-personal-property · 6 months

Text

I’m sorry but I can’t take Joe seriously in the first picture😭

They’re all so little🥹💕

#baby lepps🥹💗#i’m sorry but joe’s trying so hard to achieve god knows what😭#god i love that dork #joe elliott #rick savage #steve clark #rick allen #pete willis #def leppard #<3

40 notes · View notes

stardewvalleyhc · 6 months

Text

Elliot’s childhood headcanons

Trigger warning: Emotional abuse and some physical abuse.

- Elliot was raised in a mansion and went to private school. He was president of the creative writing club.

- Even though his life looked perfect people around him often thought something felt off about him.

- Elliot’s biggest bullies were his own parents. They would pester him until he cried and break things that they knew he loved.

- When his father was angry with him he often pinched or scratched the boy sometimes to the point of bleeding.

- When Elliot began to show an interest in writing they hardly ever read his stories and when they did there was nothing nice they had to say until Elliot just stopped showing them his stories all together.

- Elliot had an English teacher he loved. He always got good grades in her class and loved when he was allowed to write for an assignment. He even dedicated a part of his book to her saying how she inspired him.

- He even had his poetry published in their schools news paper.

- When he graduated highschool they gave Elliot an ultimatum. He could either give up his dream and settle for a major of their choosing or they wouldn’t pay for his college at all. So he left never turning back.

#stardew valley #stardew elliott #feels #i’m sorry

29 notes · View notes

frostiecake · 9 months

Text

OKAY SO I DISCOVERED A TF2 NIGHT IN THE MUSEUM AU

AND THAT INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A STARDEW VALLEY NITM AU

So, I’m thinking Sam would be a wax model of a punk rock star, Sebastian could be on an anime style poster, and Abigail could be a medieval style painting of a witch, and Kent I mean

Probably a scale model of a soldier from some sort of semi modern war???

PLEASE GIVE ME MORE SUGGESTIONS ALSO SAM SEB AND ABBYS THING ISNT SET IN STONE SO

#stardew valley #literally everyone #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #stardew kent #stardew harvey #stardew valley alex #stardew valley leah #stardew elliott #stardew shane #stardew farmer #stardew haley #stardew penny #stardew maru #stardew emily #I’m sorry for all the tags #night in the museum #sdv

28 notes · View notes

friccinfricks · 5 months

Text

Joe Elliott x Reader head canons: penpals edition

- of course when the guys go on tour, you and Joe have an agreement to try to call at least three or four times a week, especially right before he goes on stage

- but sometimes those short phone calls aren’t enough to get everything out that you need to say to each other (keep in mind, these are international tours we’re referring to)

- so before the tour, you and Joe sit down over (what was supposed to be just one, turns into three) coffee and go over all the different hotels he’ll be at, explicit addresses, and the exact dates.

- it brings a smile to your face, watching how intently he sifts through piles and piles of paperwork, just so he can be sure you’ve got a mailing address “just in case” you decide you want to mail him a letter.

- it’s February of 1983 and the band will be in America for over two months, and with the tour starting in England, you plan on clinging onto him and finding ways to pop in at his hotels when it’s not too much trouble to get there

- but as you go over the list, you realize how exact and precise your planning will have to be in order to get a letter to him. it’s daunting. they’ll be in an entirely new city, oftentimes state, every. single. night.

- he seems excited just to have had the conversation with you, though. he’s eager to maintain this new, sprouting relationship with you, despite the ever-approaching tour. three months is a long time to be away, but knowing you’ll be back home waiting for him makes his heart leap.

- in actuality, he has already started writing letters to you. he started just weeks after you met, but felt too bashful to actually send them, seeing as you went on dates every weekend and he tried to come over on nights when you’d had an excruciating long day at work and were in no circumstance to cook for yourself

- so now he’s found the perfect excuse to show you in writing, what his words have always wanted to tell you.

- ah, but you’ve got a little trick up your sleeve too, don’t you?

- you’ve got a friend in texas whose got a friend in the international airlines and you’ve landed yourself not just a ticket across the pond, but a few nights in Dallas, perfectly in time for just when Def Leppard’ll be playing.

- but you love seeing how excited Joe is. it thrills you knowing that at least every once in a while, you’ll get a letter from him.

- and so it begins.

- after starting the tour in Europe, you find a way to go to the airport with the boys and see them off.

- Phil and Sav are both making vomiting noises when they see Joe plant a tender, but firm kiss on your lips, to which you both respond to by giving them each the middle finger

- you watch as the five of them board the plane, Joe boarding last, and giving you a final wave.

- it’s bittersweet, only because you sent a letter to their first hotel a week and a half ago and alreadr made sure that they’d received it. Joe was absolutely thrilled when at check in, their tour manager walked over and said, “I don’t know how, but you’ve got a piece of mail.”

- much to your surprise, when you go home that day, you notice a thick envelope on your doorstep

- it’s not got any postage or any indication that it went through the postal service, so you’re trepedatious to open it

- you just smile and sigh in contentment when you look inside, seeing tons of hand written notes, all addressed to you as, “Y/N, my beloved,”

- there are poems, doodles, lists, photographs, a little bit of everything.

- one of the last notes you find says, “I’m sorry for the creepy delivery, I just had to be sure you got it today! specifically, today!”

- a few days later, you get your first call from America.

“Y/N!”

“Hmm, who is this? you sound so… American.”

“Oh, how funny.”

“Hello, Joe.”

“Hello, Y/N.” you can hear all sorts of sudden noises in the background now, mostly exclamations of your name.

“Hi, everyone.” you giggle. you hear a thump and a bit of static.

“Y/N, hi- it’s Rick. please, you have to tell Joe to shut up. I speak for everyone when I say he cannot stop lamenting over-”

“Lamenting? who are you? shakespeare? give me a fuckin break. Y/N, don’t listen to him. he’s a liar and a thief.” you hear Joe distantly in the background.

“Lamenting over how just heartbrokenly lonely he is.” this time it’s Steve who chimes in.

“It’s as if the man has never used his hand before.”

“Bollocks!”

you can’t contain your laughter, it just keeps rolling out of you, your sides hurt as you gasp for air.

- all of the calls right before shows are like this

- some, however, are made from hotel bedrooms, and include much more… explicit, dirty conversation.

- you listen intently as Joe tells you all of his most wild, urgent thoughts. you can feel your heartbeat throughout your entire body as you obey his commands through the phone receiver, accompanied by stern reminders that you have to be quiet, as you wouldn’t want to disturb your neighbors on the other side of your flat’s walls.

- it’s fair. you’ve had it coming, after all. with every new letter sent, there includes a page full of paragraphs of the most raw, animalistic urges you’ve had in his absence.

- and the pictures. oh, the pictures.

- Joe loses his mind every time you send him a new polaroid of some shocking nude pose you’ve gotten yourself into.

- the letters continue throughout the entire tour, back and forth, as do the calls.

- and let’s just say when you show up at his Dallas hotel room an hour before he checks in, clad in a mini skirt, a button up a few sizes too small, and a smile, he goes absolutely feral.

#sorry i’m too lazy to write entire fics #ehhh i feel like my esl is showing in this one 🙈#joe elliott #def leppard #joe elliott x reader #mei’s head canons :)

18 notes · View notes

seraphfeathers · 10 months

Text