First day of my 40 day chemistry class. Gonna dieeee

its so sad Azaelia Banks hates the irish we could have had such solidarity like we as an island could have backed her up on the grimes and elon drama

tw! straight🤢jill valentine

Where's Vanny? :(

He is fine! I put a Trojan on him. Nothing else. [computerized crying sounds in the background]

watched a video on integrating quotes in writing and the guy kept on using trump quotes. why is he doing that

Sorry but as a native English speaker

WTF WERE WE THINKING WITH THIS WORD?!

I just a wrote a post and spent too long staring at this in confusion because nothing has ever looked less like a word before

Two 'e's and an 'a' together? Fuck off

I might be a teen but my knees got more snap crackle Pop than rice krispies

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had a horrible day at work that reminded me exactly why i don't fucking trust the police like genuinely fuck you all i needed was some help getting a CHILD out of danger but fuck me you can't even lift a finger even though i work in the same building as a police station honestly fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Deadass… I actually can’t believe you’re not in shambles after hurting me.??.. The fact that I was the only consistent person in your life to pour the amount of love, support, and care into you and did so every time and each time was unmatched by everyone you know. Just for you to discard me like I was nothing…and you have the fucking audacity to still…smile…? To carry on with your daily life per usual. You’re still laughing, working, going out to brunch, making time for others, and cultivating happiness???… Feeling a twinge of guilt or shame— hell even regret, for how you did me isn’t even half of it. Honestly, you should feel empty, losing sleep, crying and throwing up for hurting me the way that you did. The same way you discarded me, your memories of me should cause you to violently purge out all the hope, faith and love I once instilled in you. And me acting accordingly and paying you in dust should force you to acknowledge and come to grips that you really never valued or cared about me the way you said you did. That you were never really solid the way you said you were….you raggedy ingrate.

i watched a video abt it earlier so today im gonna read death of the family

the brand new phone charger i just brought has already broken

it's 1 am, I should be asleep and I'm bored

I would think I have been through enough in life to undergo character development by now

I sometimes forget how much I like broccolli until I eat it again

I'll choke if people call this little and cute guy "hot and smash".

I know, people, you can do it.