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WALUIGI CAN CANONICALLY WATERBEND.
That is all.
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Yakuza honestly changed my life. It taught me that I can be stupid as shit and that’s very cool and sexy of me, so now I ask all the dumbass little questions that pop into my dumbass little brain without worrying about what people think of me. It’s okay if they think I’m stupid, because I AM stupid, and there’s nothing wrong with that
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do you believe in the saying ”once a cheater always a cheater”
no, I think people are generally capable of reflection and change, even you!
I’m actually going through enough in my personal life right now and I don’t have the patience for your shit Julianna. Cease and fucking desist or I will tell your brothers where to find you.
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“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
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this kills me. crowley had to stop and look away from aziraphale. his voice was nearly failing him, he kept taking deep shaking breaths. he completely laid himself bare. and then.
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pedro pascal doesn’t owe you shit.
it is absolutely fine to be disappointed by his absence at cannes. i am too. but he does not have to be there.
for whatever reason he’s pulling away from the attention. the esquire article talked about how guarded he is and his socials have really slowed down. maybe he’s unprepared or overwhelmed by all the tlou hype. i mean his follower count went up by the tens of thousands the day after the premiere. that’s insane.
but some of you have lost the plot. the ones wearing d*ddy’s little girl shirts in fucking public and yelling d*ddy at him at events and trying to convince everyone whether he’s queer or not and complaining there isn’t an explicit scene of him fucking in the strange way of life. it’s not a gay porn made for your fetish. ‘oh but narcos!!’ that’s called characterization. read literally any article from almodovar and understand why sex isn’t the point.
interacting with paparazzi content and making cute little edits - jfc. that’s creating demand and supply and paparazzi know no fucking boundaries. man’s got anxiety and no doubt the paps and fans watching his every move are probably making that worse.
let him make movies and rotate through his four shirts in peace. pedro pascal doesn’t owe anyone shit.
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whoever popularized the “amity wants hunter dead” fanon is literally my worst enemy. like look at this. they’re buddies. imagine being wrong about Everything
and the fact that amity is second to the airship before they realize that hunter wasn’t actually taken.. she does not hate that boy!! they are friends!!!
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the more I see of the hermit permits the more I find a very specific thing hysterical: the way it bans mega shops. everyone is going “oh yeah, of course, like the barge or ibuy” about that, which is totally fair. but the thing that is FUNNY about this is that it also technically bans mumbo and iskall from making another ill-conceived redstone department store named after a geographical feature of the planet. they’re depriving my guys a way to lose money creatively by over-complicating everything. they’re depriving my guys of “well okay it doesn’t WORK but in THEORY this should be the one-stop shop for all your shopping needs”. rude, really. now they’re going to have to come up with a new way to be spectacularly bad at capitalism,
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whenever i see people claim that zukkas don’t actually want their ship to become canon i have to disagree. you don’t understand the insane things i would be okay with as long as it had the end result of making zootaras mad. sure there is no way they could canonize it in a way that would actually make me happy. but you don’t understand the lengths i’ve gone to, the truly crazy things i’ve done, the sleep i have lost, and the war crimes i’ve committed just to piss z*taras off.
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Tighnari almost regrets teaching Collei how to use a bow and arrow 🍃🏹
(ik Fontaine is trending but I haven’t played the archon quest yet so may I interest you in some half-baked Sumeru content? :D)
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