Twilight Princess link: oh man i sure am lost in this dungeon, if ONLY thete was some sort of way to magically warp out of here
The magic boob chicken creature in his pocket:
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When the bomb went off, do you think it almost looked like a sunset? Do you think Jaiden saw it and smiled?
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dont blame ME! hee hee for what you made me do
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No no get started on the whole "new adult" thing, I desperately want to hear
Ok, so here's the thing about New Adult:
It's a genre that's been emerging lately in the catalogs I view when doing frontlists (essentially just pre-orders for upcoming titles) for the book store and I'd been wondering what the hell it was. I'd noticed it was especially common in the descriptors for the romance books, but it was often the ones with that sort of sexy-but-not-full-blown-erotica kind of book that also tended to have the sort of description full of fanfic trope terms and "for fans of [usually a Young Adult title]" or "like [popular title] combined with [other popular title]!!" <- and here it's important to note that the popular titles don't always sound like they would mesh well.
And finally, FINALLY, one of these books is highlighted by the sales rep who works with us and she's got a little blurb about it and I get my first useful description of what "New Adult" is:
"Imagine the golden age of YA - The Hunger Games, Divergent, The Mortal Instruments - but aged up and spicy."
S P I C Y
Which would explain why they're not-quite-erotica type books, you see, we're not straight up PORN we're just ✨️spicy✨️
Nevermind that a lot of these books do have sex in them, but whatever, it's SPICY because that's what's popular to say on BookTok!
Oh. Right. Yeah. BookTok also gets mentioned a lot in listings for this sort of title.
And yes, this includes the Court of... books by Sarah J Maas and things like The Infatuated Fae books by Jeaneane O'Riley. In fact, I'm pretty sure O'Riley was described as a "BookTok darling" in the contributor bio part of the listing, but don't quote me on that, I'd have to look at the listing again.
Anyway, these are some of the biggest offenders regarding that whole "we will describe this with fanfic buzz terms and BookTok girlies will eat it up :)" issue.
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I finally decided to play with my other cards in secret club and BROS
When I tell you THIS scared me I mean it!
I was like "Beel stop playing get up....! ;-; " and then when he woke up I was like "You bitch don't do that I was scared!!! ;w; "
Like omg these cards get creative because he had me scared there for a bit- I don't want my dummy king ever dying on me 💕
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force is still queerbaiting huh people like him truly never change
he... was queerbaiting before? lol I didn't know.
But what I was laughing about with those tweets was the fact that those fans were acting so petty over a very obvious april fools joke to the point that F&F felt the need to write lengthy apologies for disrespecting the lgbt community like hello????? this is really the world we live in. if you consider this queerbaiting then idk what to tell you lmao.
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Hi guys! One of my nearest and dearest friends from high school has been diagnosed with leukemia, and her family is doing some fundraising to help with expenses. If you have any spare change lying around you’d like to toss over (or even have a dire hankering for a shirt!), it would really, really, really mean the world to me. Thanks gang
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Put Ace and Law into the mix of mentally ill drunks
Law: I miss my dead father so fucking much dad please come back cora-san plea-
Ace: I should've never been born. Existence is a prison. WHO HAS THE VODKA???
Law: I don't deserve to be alive *starts playing Bring Me to Life by Evanescence*
Ace: NO! *stops music and starts playing Bohemian Rhapsody*
Nami: Hey, I think you two should-
Ace: MAMAAAAAAA OHHHH I DON'T WANNA DIEEE SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT AALL
Usopp: Luffy, your brother is starting to worry me
Luffy: He's been like this since he was 10
Nami: That is NOT something good
Robin: I get it
Law: I thought I was gonna die at that age. But you know who saved me? Cora-san! And the guy had the audacity to leave me alone in this world and he died and that fucking flamingo took him away from me-
Sanji: My father ate his own leg to save me from starvation and now I can only prove I love somebody by sacrificing myself constantly
Usopp: Sanji-
Ace: Hey! Torao! My father is dead too! Shot for every dead parent!
Law: Why are you like this?
Ace: Because otherwise, I will fucking lose it
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