#I wanted this mf so bad as a kid
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Vintage Playschool Alphie II
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For you are ash, and to ash you shall return.
I've recently remembered about this piece by @perelka-l and couldn't sleep until these came out from under my pen. Go check out her stuff!! (Especially if you're into actual Naruto >:3)
May fate have mercy on those who crawl back bleeding in hopes of earning belonging, as well as those who decide to purge what they deem beyond saving, even if it's their own home.
#naruto online#naruto#Midnight Blade#Scarlet Blaze#d0 stuff#original#they are both bad ends hah#no matter where the blood comes from; no matter where they are headed#ninja doomerism day :3#I want to say that the idea has literally possessed me and I've churned this out in like 20 hours#insane coming from me#also insane bc these have proper backgrounds/environments??? what happened#the ninja kids#come look at my blorbos#I don't do whumptober but this is a strong contender#They are mirrors your honour#also more people should let Scarlet embrace his corruption arc#I'm being so real when I say I'll get these printed and then eat them. And then print again bc mayhaps I want these mfs on my walls
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i want nothing more than for Ezra & Thrawn to be not enemies, not friends, but a secret third thing - roommates
#sorry to be star wars posting on main but im star wars posting on main#i just think it would be so fucking funny#if they all get to thrawn and he & ezra are just chillin with space martinis#sabine: where's ezra 🔫>:(🔫#thrawn: literally just turn your head to the left#but fr though has anyone... Asked if thrawn wants to be Involved???#maybe hes done. maybe hes retired.#same with ezra#theyre busy stealing each others leftovers and fighting over the thermostat#whatever goes on in the galaxy is none of their business. they have Removed Themselves from the situation#i hope they Genuinely Dislike each other but theyre like... bonded like stray cats now#thats what trans-galactic purrgil travel does to a mf#ultimate roadtrip arc....#i hope it made them both simultaneously worse and better <3#i hope ezra does literally anything and thrawn is like 'this fucking kid... (derogatory. annoyed. tired. somehow emotionally attached)'#ahsoka and sabine turn up and thrawn is shoving ezra at them like Please Take Him Back Let Me Have Peace#while ezra is like 'awwww youd miss me too much (malicious. snarky. tired. somehow emotionally attached)'#of course its not gonna go like this. theyre gonna have thrawn be all like 'muahaha finally i have been rescued so that i may be eeeevilll'#not my thrawn but Whatever....#hes a bad bitch but let him be. let him slay in retirement#and ezra's gonna be this wise jedi sage who's unlocked the secrets of the force blah blah blah#not MY blueberry boy but Whatever....#i hope he's cloud-surfing with purrgil. living his best life#absolutely unprompted#ahsoka series#WAIT NO I WANT ONE OTHER THING#i need zeb & kallus to be gay married on lira san thankyew <3#(also for ahsoka's lekku/montrals to be longer but we all know thats not gonna happen....)#(every day i look at live-action shaak ti and sigh)#(at least we get a stellar loth cat animatronic instead of weird cgi <3)
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#I wanna suck this man dick so bad#'just kidding' I WILL GET ON MY KNEES FOR YOU MF#stupid ass joke I want him#q talks comics
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i want to tell u guys abt my weredog oc... hes like if patrick bateman sucked and wasnt a nepo baby and worked a middling dead end office job..i give all of my trauma and worries and fears to him about fitting in and not getting to have an impact and yet not having the personal strength to make things better,
#what untreated adhd and gifted kid burnout does to a mf#i dont have any drawings of him. i forgot how to draw again#when my self insert is the worst version of myself#im so worried ill turn out like him. like for all of my posturing ill never really get out of this hole#like i can try and do everything perfectly to reverse original sin but i will never be able to do that#he is soo transgender coded. dogboy who wants to become a humanboy#hes a border collie bc hes smart but other than that he doesnt really have a lot going for him#one of the few weredogs who have mastered temporary transformation into a human#nearly fulltime supression of his dog traits..#ah well he also turns out to be a bad person and screws a bunch of people over by trying to be a human#idk.. im still trying to figure out what i want to say#perchance.. sossiety#*wizard brame voice* we live in a society#in the end. i think he really just wants to be left alone and be himself (even though he has lost himself)#-away from other people#why did i type this? i was thinking about the gaping hole in my heart again.#yap#if i ever wrote a book abt him itd be 80% him having a mental breakdown and the other 20% not being a good person
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got reminded of the "saying Arabs conquered and colonized North Africa is Zionist because obviously no one saying that coulx possibly draw a distinction between North African Arabs and Palestinian Arabs, and even drawing a distinction between Arabs and Imazighen is colonizer shit" school of thought
#cipher talk#I have seem Zionists co-opt the language of MENA Indigenous groups but MF that doesn't mean we're WRONG#It means they're stealing our talking points to appeal to more left leaning people#How is it you can recognize that they've co-opted the language of social justice and that that doesn't mean social justice is bad#Until the people YOU dispossess are mentioned and suddenly you're doing step 8 of the 8 steps of white settler colonial denial#Just like the Israelis do!#And yeah like. Some people don't draw the distinction. That's a product of intergenerational trauma and how our communities#Get manipulated by the US and shit. I've also met Arabs not from North Africa that refuse to draw a distinction#And see a discussion of how Arabs have hurt Indigenous Africans as an attack on them when it doesn't make sense to do so#I've also met a lot of people who DO clearly draw a distinction because the material conditions of Palestinians are that of Indigenity#Are your material conditions as a postcolonial North African with an Arab name and a mosque and skin that isn't black that of Indigenity?#Do you not have people with your face in the government (regardless of how shifty it is)? Did someone take your land or your churches land?#Do you struggle with employment? Is your tongue not the most common one? Are your cultural clothes looked at with distaste?#Are your girls targeted for kidnapping and rape to force them to not be of your culture? Are your women called whores who WANT rape?#Are you harassed by cops? Does the government try to take your kids because they have bullshit adoption laws?#Do your kids get arrested at 12 or 13 and almost sent a thousand miles away from home before pressure stays the order?#Is your language called feudal? Do people tell you they hope it dies soon? Is your name a barrier in your life?#Did they drown your fucking village?#Because all of these are things Copts and Nubians can say yes to#Before I even start on the shit done in the Maghreb or the fuckery about how Egypt defines 'Amazigh territory' (which is very complicated)
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hook remains undefeated (16-0) and that’s actually so sexy of him
#undefeated sexy mf#i want him so bad#looking so slutty r u kidding#hook#hook nation rise#aew#my heart ❤️🩹#ftw champ
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Thinking over parent hcs and honestly, Itto is just like.
Goofy
Itto would just outright be Goofy like of the Goofy movie continuities
#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//Just Goofy with Max in general#//Is the most clown mf; would absolutely embarrass TF outta his child; but try so hard to always be good#//Nothing is more important to him than his kiddo’s happiness; even if he humiliates himself in the process#//Well; not like that worry’s ever stopped him before lol#//But ye#//Takes any rejection and bad attitudes HARD from his kiddo(s)#hc; itto#//Would actually try so hard to get his shit together so his kids could have a good upbringing#//One full of so much love and having everything they could ever want; he’d be so doting#//And the kiddo would be raised by a whole village; the Arataki gang deffo being SO involved#//Itto would try so hard not to just leave the kid to Kuki or his s/o; he’d genuinely try to learn to do right be the kiddo himself#//Asking help only if Really necessary or when he gotta go work#//There was this one TikTok I saw of a dad with his baby strapped to his chest in a carrier#//and him and his buddies jamming to baby songs for the kiddo while they hung out#//THAT is how I like to imagine it’d go#//Sometimes: a fam is an oni; his s/o; their bab; and the gang lol
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goddammit... i want dabi to be happy so bad... i want him to have the justice and happy ending he deserves...
#kelin's ramblings#my blue king#i want endeavor to die so bad for making suffer peoples who did nothing wrong to him#fuck him and fuck those hypocrites of hawks and beast jeanist too hope y'all 3 mfs are never happy#i would like to say fuck every single pro-herhoe out there... but like... present mic is one of them#unfortunately that weird us dude cracks me up at times and funny peoples deserves to live for shit and giggles#also aizawa deserves to live too cause he a dad of 21 kids and someone has to feed them so yeah...#but the top3??? the top3 clowns of hypocritville can be sent to the deepest pits of hell for all i care 🙂#am i mad and sad at 1am over dabi possibly not getting an happy ending??? i fucking am. rightfully so.
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dustfinger is so funny imagine being so painfully awkward that you just let your family think you're a cheater who abandoned them if it means you don't have to have a Conversation
#im glad he handles it off camera listening to him try to talk about his feelings makes me die hes so bad at it#HOWEVER. maybe i would be so interested in hearing how the conversation about resa went#also speaking of resa its crazy that the punishment for female citizens (i assume since nothing applies to the strolling players??)#is fucking slavery#i was not paying attention to my medieval history classes--i do not know how realistic that is#but (and ive bitched about this before i think) every law in these damn countries is designed to make the citizens die by age 30#like if the problem is that the population is too great a burden on the economy (and the INSANE poverty implies this (the ADDER cant afford#windows. who is buying the windows if not THE MAN FUCKJNG STEALING ALL THE MONEY))#then why are people marrying so young??? establish a minimum marrying age so people stop having 18 kids by the time your laws kill them#anyway reading about balbulus's work always makes me want to drop everything and go to the clev museum of art#and gape at their illumination collection for hours#but im supposed to be hiking today plus i need to get my car worked on before i make that drive#also L M F A O at the prince trying to get dustfinger to come to the secret camp for ~secret reasons~ and df is like#mmmmmm no ty that sounds boring#you stupid mf hes not just showing you around hes trying to get you to join his terrorist (good) org omfg#says kenna
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I think I might actually like someone.
Even the bad pickup lines work.
#i just#kinda keep imagining a future witth this person#but im so bad a saying something about it#and ive heard from other friends that they loke someone else#im just very patient and dont want to rush which is like the opposite of them#in like everything#im being jumbled but ive not really felt like this before#we've basically set up that we'd call every day#we go to the same fricken college why are we doing that? its nice but we could just hang out in person?#and i dont know how to accept flirting well#i feel like im beinf blunt and abrasive but im just teasing or not taking it seriously bc i dk if my heart cpuld take that#like my face would get hella red so its easier to just not#epically if they just want to be friends that flirt sometimes and then the tension bro what is up with the tension#could cuth this mf with a knife are you flirting for practice or? why do u wanna know if u have a chance? we've lowkey talked about having#a kid together bro plz#i dont want to mess up freind groups tho#àhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#send help#im probably not going to do much about it tho
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does your mood ever just get completely ruined remembering every embarrassing thing youve ever said
#the amount of times ive made shit attempts at fitting in at work through the mutual teasing everyone does but like#going in way too hard and making everyone uncomfortable#i love when i do that#or when i say something really fucking stupid that makes me laugh but everyone just kinda looks around in silence#also another favorite of mine 💔 FUCK MAN#i know people joke abt being awkward and stuff but THIS AINT QUIRKY#THIS IS EMBARRASSING . AND JUST PLAIN AWFUL#like one time i was messing around and my boss was making jokes abt how hes my favorite or something#and said something abt getting a hug from me (not as creepy as im describing#i really just dont remember specifics)#and i deadass said 'i have never wanted to hug you a day in my life' AND EVERYONE WENT 😶 and i walked away BFJFJG#MF LITERALLY FOLLOWED ME INTO THE BREAK ROOM TO BE LIKE 'hey we're cool right'#LIKE BRO I DIDNT EVEN PICK UP ON HOW AWKWARD IT MADE EVERYONE FEEL UNTIL AFTER I WAS LIKE...YEAH DUDE I WAS TOTALLY JUST KIDDING....#*painful realization of how unfunny it was to say that*#WHICH HONESTLY. unfair bc i can name a coworker specifically thats mean as shit on purpose as a joke and has made fun of me multiple times#LIKE HE SAYS HARSHER SHIT AND ITS LANDED IDK HOW THE FUCKER DOES IT 💔#maybe i should just not try and joke like that#its just so bad idk how to relate to people or. be natural and just hang out#how tf do people just DO THAT.#anyway sorry for the huge rant i just needed to get it out of my system bc holy fuck man 😭 ITS SO BADDD#bug.txt
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i fucking hate 99.9% of musicals (sorry theatre kids) but i seriously cannot stop watching the jet song from the west side story remake on youtube because mike faist has bewitched me body and soul
#inventing new levels of down bad#he is so waify i want to unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole#unfortunately this means i gotta pretend the character of riff isnt a heinous racist but#he doesnt say any slurs in this song at least so like it could be worse#(<- down so astronomically bad it's actually embarrassing)#and he's BLOND in that movie where he has threesomes with zendaya SO I CANT EVEN LOOK FORWARD TO THAT TO REPLACE THIS WITH#BECAUSE BLOND PEOPLE ARE NOT SEXY TO ME SORRY BLOND PEOPLE#like why is this man's mf acting credits list just#kid who kills himself who was shitty to his sister#mercutio racism edition#blink and you missed it attempted racist who gets werewolfed to death by his would be victim#pinball guy with the silliest mustache known to man#and then some amazon prime show that got cancelled after 10 episodes#WHERE IS MY FUCKING FOODDDDDDDDDD
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