HelgaxRourke fanfictions in a nutshell 🚩🚩🚩

"Bonjour, Ma'am was blinking at me- Is this because your date is a freak?"

The freak. Option 1:

The freak. Option 2:

I'm so normal about him

separated, but united in their feelings (of wanting that old man to pay for what he's done)

Hey as someone who's been attached to my worgen deathknight for close to a decade now can we please just kill off Genn Greymane

me, looking at the Grass type Pokemon gym leader from ScarletViolet

Xiaojiao (Mei) would absolutely dropkick Macaque into next week but in a (/neg) way

whenever all of his friends were becoming avatars back in the 1800s jonah magnus lied and said that working for the eye would give him the ability to fuck like a champ (as he would know exactly what his partner wants and how to achieve it) and every single member of his inner circle simultaneously decided that they would have to test that theory for themselves

I like Megatron but I also want to beat the shit out of him and hurt his feelings and generally make his life hell

Yugioh: Duel Monsters and Magic Kaito crossover

KID decides to be a prick and steal the two sapphires embedded in the eyes of the Blue Eyes White Dragon statue that had been commissioned for Kaiba land. Seto Kaiba takes the news of the notice extremely well by declaring war against the thief. Hopefully there are minimal explosions.

I know we can't let eamon die in origins because of plot reasons, as he's been written to basically be our tour guide for denerim and the landsmeet, but a warden can slaughter every dalish elf in the forest and every circle mage in the tower and can abandon an entire village to die in the skeleton wars but they can't kill one crusty old man in a position of power, which probably says something

it’s the norm for animals (eye for eye for tooth)

Why do they say dragon is luffy's father but doesn't look much like him... I mean it is true but why point it out... in that way he doesn't look like garp either

vincent hanna to me is like hes so horrible hes done everything wrong (heart eyes) neil? babygirl whos done nothing wrong ever

Glad to see the bottom Secondo agenda is on my dash today

I feel like, if I post my carsoro shit eventually “carsoro hylics” google results will become populated with my fake and gay fanon. like something i drew already shows up bc I posted it on da. that is terrifying but also hilarious. But like. my gay ass fanon? made for myself? seen by people other than me and my close friends and also like the tumblr portion of hylics fans?? good lird thats a scary thought. Ofc I would have to get over my weird complex I have about making like... fanfic? au? type shit for myself and sharing it with other human beings.

hjjjghhgghhhhhh i. need to go to bed i've just been writing & drawing THEE h*rniest possible things in my Mobius Journal and i feel like i'm gonna get like. arrested or something