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#I have terminal brainrot
glacecakes · 5 months
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I don’t think I’ve ever felt so strongly abt a ship I say as if I don’t say this about every fandom hyperfixation
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sharpth1ng · 10 months
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@scream--1996 has brought this issue to my attention
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It’s them.
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cactusxwren · 8 months
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come and take a walk on the wild side let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain you like your girls insane
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grainsizedbrain · 2 months
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Made.line would be one of the friendliest yet worst giant for a borrower to encounter. Guy doesn't REALISE he could scare them, just thinks he's the hero swooping in to save the vulnerable tiny ack.
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axreliono · 5 months
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hey siri when will i stop writing songs for fictional characters
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chellodello · 9 months
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I just think that there should be more stories about them crashing fancy space parties.
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bigdumbbambieyes · 2 months
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thinking of sticky sweet hot summer popsicle kisses between Ollie and Felix during their summer at Saltburn, desperate hands smoothing over warm sun-bitten skin as fingernails dig into muscle, Oliver kissing Felix like it’ll be the last time (every time) while Felix is pushing his cold soft breathy laughter into Oliver’s aching hot mouth as they kiss in secret because it’s such fun
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rainbowinbeigeboots · 3 months
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this one’s for the lisa frankenstein, chappell roan stans
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crowleys-hips · 2 months
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me, thinking i'm coming up with an Original Story for once: and then this one loved plants so much he set up a plant shop and the other one was a bookish nerd who- wait...
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levemetal · 2 months
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I have a million and one svsss AU ideas that idk if I'll ever write cause I have 0 confidence in my untested writing skills. Any of these appeal to you?? Go ahead, use 'em. Know any fanfics like that? Please please PLEASE leave them in the comments. Ideas to add? Anything? Please go ahead I have no friends that are as deep in the svsss brainrot as me to subject this to ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚
Continued under the cut due to excessive rambling
These will be Ghost King/Calamity!SJ cause he has been living rentfree in my brain ever since one braincell at one AM shouted about it so you have been warned.
- Dual Ghost Kings YQY and SJ, Post canon of PIDW. That's it that's the idea. Their extras hurt my cold dead heart way too much and as much as bbygirl SJ is a piece of shit, Yue Qingyuan deserves happiness, and for that he needs his Xiao-Jiu. Basically YQY does not stay dead when Bingge turns him into a pincushion à la White No Face to Xie Lian except with arrows. What happens from here? Idk didn't get that far but I imagine he steals back his (probably dead) Xiao-Jiu, maybe does some other batshit insane shit like we all know that deep down he's capable of, and the duo fucking COMMUNICATES for once in their life and they live happily ever after. Bonus points for hilarious deaths for Bingge.
- If you're a filthy multishipper like me, want a BingJiu version of the above QiJiu? Easy, SJ decides to haunt Bingge's ass for eternity and vice versa when Bingge kicks the bucket and so they spent the rest of eternity trying to make each other miserable in increasingly ridiculous and creative ways. Maybe along the centuries they find a common enemy or sort their shit out and proceed to make their awful existence everyone else's problem. A match made in hell, truly <3
Are you seeing a theme yet. I like a general comedic air to svsss AUs, it just belongs to the svsss experience ya know? Anyway carrying on-
Shen twins, and SQH twins cause why not. If you want Binghe twins too, actually probably funnier with Binghe twins, where one is our beloved maiden Bingmei and the other OG!PIDW Bingge but forced back in time with memories of the PIDW timeline. Transmigrator SQH aka Airplane gets the peak lord + Mobei-Jun plotline while OG!SQH is just chilling as an An Ding Peak Hallmaster or something. Meanwhile, the Shen twins have a funny game of imposter going on. As far as everyone is concerned, there is only one Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan. Shen Yuan transmigrated in earlier into the novel, but ended up going to CQM with Yue Qi while SJ got stuck in the Qiu household as in canon. From here the details can change but the main idea is that
A) Shen Yuan knows how to do his peak lord job actually
B) SJ is a calamity ghost, having died either in his disciple years or alternatively never made it out of the Qiu household alive
C) Both SY and SJ have been playing switcheroo when SY needs to head out and do stuff or just wants SJ to do his paperwork for him.
I still need a good reason for the switching and duping, but wouldn't it be funny if the disciples just had to deal with their peak lord behaving WILDLY different at times. Most of the time it's good ol' Shen Yuan smiling at disciples, way too enthusiastic for monsters and plants and keeps forgetting his fans everywhere. Then one random week in the month after he has a resting bitch face, scowls, snarls and bitches at anyone and has 0 patience for teenage attempts at music.
Most shrug it off as just terrible migraine weeks, but some disciples are suspicious, most of all Bingge who is CONVINCED something is WrongTM. Like, he KNOWS SQQ and this SQQ is just so different, something must be different. He doesn't know how right he is yet everyone just thinks he's actually insane.
I know this is probably increasingly insane and dumb, but fast forward to the Abyss opening. SJ was probably there to keep an eye on his clumsy twin, but SY ends up asking the ghost to look over the Luos, as the system still demands that they go to the abyss. So SJ after much grumbling agrees (after all he probably just was unmasked as ghost calamity, and the twins as demons, with a huge amount of cultivators moving their way. It's really the smaller hassle to jump into the Abyss and deal with the horrors there. Besides, the scholar in SJ would be curious about the abyss (and SY too let's be honest) ), kicks both in and goes "Alright we're taking an impromptu field trip" and jumps in after leaving SY to deal with the political mess that comes after.
Anyway, the last AU can be changed in various ways, like make it a PIDW time travel fix it with only the OGs around, or just Shen twins, etc. Feel free to shout at me how dumb this all is.
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gayvecchio · 2 months
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bolithesenate · 3 months
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every time i see a foto of a human doing something strange to accomodate a cat looki g way too smug for its business, i think "ah, a master and their padawan"
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humanveil · 5 months
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i’m like that pic of those guys cheering at the screen rn
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mysticmiav · 1 month
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Yet again head in hands brain swimming with ideas and i fcking hate them
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ya-boi-alex · 5 months
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I took a fandom break for a week or two and THEY STARTED DATING?????
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chellodello · 5 months
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“I don’t feel the way they programmed me to feel today.”
Been thinking about how weird it is to be part machine and part organic and constantly oscillating between two competing drives, never feeling whole. Or something.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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